Death by mouse mat.

[Craig]

This may seem like a strange idea for a topic but a friend on MSN has his name as 'They say that u can be killed by ne thing...what bout a mouse mat!?!' and I tried to think of a way but I couldn't any ideas?

[Dking'squeen]

so....you can be killed by anything, what about a mouse pad? Maybe if you put some blades in it or something...

[Craig]

I think the idea is that it's just a mouse mat no add ons or anything.

[Dking'squeen]

I don't know about that....maybe you can suffacate someone with it, just put it over thier mouth why they sleep or something

[FightClubFan#47]

You roll it up and jam it in someone's eye!Then they will bleed....

[Meat Puppet]

My mouse mat is lethal. I swear I've almost slit my wrists on its razor edges several times.

[escobert]

yeah my old one is like that too

[Psychotic]

Try eating it.

[Dixie]

Try eating it.:eek:

[Ryth]

My mat is a Transformer it yells "Transform" and when it happened I asked aren't Transformers vechicle the in the Beast Wars show they were animals and in Beast Machines they were android machines or something... not home applainces or whatever it didn't answer and tryed to kick my butt so before it stuch itself down my throat I beat it with a broom and drowned it in the stream in my backyard and let it drift downstream so yes anything can kill you except maybe air and don't say Hurricanes because those only throw you somewhere and the ground or car or whatever you land on kills you not the hurricane itself.

[Logan]

Shove it down someones throat until they choke. :)

[DMKA]

Shove it down someones throat until they choke. :)
Exactly...how hard was that to figure out?

[Loony BoB]

Now, a bit of lint. That would be tough to figure out. Or even, say, a madarin ...thingy. What do they call the bits when you peel the mandarin and then take them apart... gah... segment? I dunno. But yeah, try killing someone with that, then you'll have something tough. =o

[crono_logical]

The mouse mat for the PC next door is virtually a flat sheet of stainless steel :p

[Cz]

Anything of substantial size could be fed into a major artery, causing a massive blood clot. That includes a mouse mat, mandarin segments or a 4-Bit binary counter. :D

[Aurey]

Uhm, shoving it up your nose?

[Craig]

Exactly...how hard was that to figure out?

That was what I thought, until I tried it.

[Triple T]

Try eating it.

You... you beat me! :eek:


Ok, well... uh... try stuffing some up your nose and your throat and you'll sufficate. :D

[Rainecloud]

If my mousemat became lodged in my throat, I'd probably die.

Heh. That's an amusing thought. xD

[DMKA]

If my mousemat became lodged in my throat, I'd probably die.

Heh. That's an amusing thought. xD
Really now.... :eek:

[theundeadhero]

I've vowed to go on a vigilante quest to rid the world of mouse pads. I'll be going door to door and lighting them on fire. Look for me soon...

[Peegee]

I'd bludgeon you with it, or anything else for that matter (to kill you)

[Fuzakeru]

Mouse mats are very l337. You all know this. >_> They can be sneaky.

[SetsuntaMew]

My mouse pad is metal. Scary, scary. I could probably knock someone unconscious with it.

[Ryth]

I've vowed to go on a vigilante quest to rid the world of mouse pads. I'll be going door to door and lighting them on fire. Look for me soon...


I'll help you.



THE MOUSE MAT CONSPIRACY WILL END TODAY FOR A BETTER FUTURE TOMMOROW!!