SPAM grrr i smegging hate you

[Brian The Pink Shark]

So what kind of spam do you get, i just got one trying to sell me prostitutes. It's bloody freaking me out, the amount of spam i get is amazing every time i check my inbox ther's more, my 8 year old sister even got one selling plastic surgery to increase your penis size! Thats just bloody wrong :choc:

[Baloki]

I keep getting this spam telling me to stop stalking BoB and Shlup, Restraining orders, ha like they mean anything...

[Psychotic]

This is a load



Of pointless crap



In random font faces




And colours



And for some bizzare reason



Forwarding them to everyone you know



Will result in world peace, lots of hot people wanting you, you becoming a billionaire and free hats for all.



OMG I HOEP DIS MAED URE DAY BETA UD BETA SEND DIS 2 ALL UR M8S AND AL URE WISHEZ WIL COM TRU IF U SEND IT 2 30 PEEPZ IN DA NEXT 4 MINS LOLZ!!!!!!!!! ITS TRU TRY ITTTTTTTT!

IF U DONT DA GOST OF ADOLF HITLA WIL COM AND GIV U DA BUBONIC PLAGUE WHILE SINGING SAD SONGZ ABOUT COWBOIZ!?!?!?!!? U DONT BELIVE ME?!!??! HERES A REAL ACOUNT FROM JEBUS:

"I didn't sent this to 30 people in 4 minutes, then the ghost of Adolf Hitler came and gave me the bubonic plague while singing sad songs about cowboys! Oh I wish I'd sent this on!"

C!??!!?!? NOW GET 2 IT!!!!!!!!!!!

[XxSephirothxX]

I'm constantly getting spam asking me to buy property, insurance, or refinance my house. I'm only 16! Jesus! :mad2:

[Meat Puppet]

They couldn't post the prostitute to my country, even after I paid for her. :whimper:

[Baloki]

This is a load



Of pointless crap



In random font faces




And colours



And for some bizzare reason



Forwarding them to everyone you know



Will result in world peace, lots of hot people wanting you, you becoming a billionaire and free hats for all.



OMG I HOEP DIS MAED URE DAY BETA UD BETA SEND DIS 2 ALL UR M8S AND AL URE WISHEZ WIL COM TRU IF U SEND IT 2 30 PEEPZ IN DA NEXT 4 MINS LOLZ!!!!!!!!! ITS TRU TRY ITTTTTTTT!

IF U DONT DA GOST OF ADOLF HITLA WIL COM AND GIV U DA BUBONIC PLAGUE WHILE SINGING SAD SONGZ ABOUT COWBOIZ!?!?!?!!? U DONT BELIVE ME?!!??! HERES A REAL ACOUNT FROM JEBUS:

"I didn't sent this to 30 people in 4 minutes, then the ghost of Adolf Hitler came and gave me the bubonic plague while singing sad songs about cowboys! Oh I wish I'd sent this on!"

C!??!!?!? NOW GET 2 IT!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG N0000000000000000

[eestlinc]

I get the kind with the bits of pimento mixed in.

[Venom65437]

You name it, I get it. :mad:

[*ETERNAL FANTASY*]

1.free porn
2.Webcam girls
3.Stock tips?
4.Some weird advertisment on viagra and penis enlargers

[Faris]

I'm constantly getting spam asking me to buy property, insurance, or refinance my house. I'm only 16! Jesus! :mad2:

ya me too and i was stupid enough to open some :mad2: then I got some viruses :mad: :mad: so i just blocked them

[Logan]

I don't get any spam anymore :love:

[DeBlayde]

I had a Spam and onion sandwich when I visted Great Barrier Island just outside Aukland harbor. It was very tasty.

But in my email, I get all kinds of things from freaky enlargement advertisements to pornography (lots of that, actually) bank loans, IRS breaks, Lawyers, ex-girlfriends, buying stock, buying Rich Dad Poor Dad stuff, all kinds of things. I mean, I've been in school for 6 years now! where the bloody fr***in' h*** do they think my money is? If they know where it is, I wish they'd tell me because I haven't any and everybody's always trying to sell me crap.

[Sacred Phoenix]

i get alot of ones to increase the size of my penis. I'm a girl though, plus an awfull lot of girls like Bunny and Mitzi want to meet me. Oh did i mention, I'm a girl?

[Logan]

i get alot of ones to increase the size of my penis. I'm a girl though, plus an awfull lot of girls like Bunny and Mitzi want to meet me. Oh did i mention, I'm a girl?
Spam knows no gender. :(

[Del Murder]

I'm glad I opened this thread because I got to read eest's response.

[Yamaneko]

I was going to say something along those lines too. :cool:

[Del Murder]

Second banana.

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

Porn and stuff from ebay.

[Casey]

Most of the time though it's either your a winner of 1,000,000 click here to win your prize blah blah blah, enter your email address so you can get more spam!! Then theirs russian mail order brides... and imatch maker crap...

[DMKA]

This is a load



Of pointless crap



In random font faces




And colours



And for some bizzare reason



Forwarding them to everyone you know



Will result in world peace, lots of hot people wanting you, you becoming a billionaire and free hats for all.



OMG I HOEP DIS MAED URE DAY BETA UD BETA SEND DIS 2 ALL UR M8S AND AL URE WISHEZ WIL COM TRU IF U SEND IT 2 30 PEEPZ IN DA NEXT 4 MINS LOLZ!!!!!!!!! ITS TRU TRY ITTTTTTTT!

IF U DONT DA GOST OF ADOLF HITLA WIL COM AND GIV U DA BUBONIC PLAGUE WHILE SINGING SAD SONGZ ABOUT COWBOIZ!?!?!?!!? U DONT BELIVE ME?!!??! HERES A REAL ACOUNT FROM JEBUS:

"I didn't sent this to 30 people in 4 minutes, then the ghost of Adolf Hitler came and gave me the bubonic plague while singing sad songs about cowboys! Oh I wish I'd sent this on!"

C!??!!?!? NOW GET 2 IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Psy...you couldn't of said it more perfect....XDXDXD :love: :love: :love:

[Samuraid]

I generally never read spam for that reason...

There was a time my yahoo account was getting 4MB a day...I hate spam with an even greater passion as a result.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Some of my female friends delight in sending me the chain letters. I delight in deleting them and replying, pointing out several flaws in the emails. Of course, maybe that's the reason why I can't get a date...

[Peegee]

A real email:

Greetings,

Account Name: Peegee
Realm:US East1
Server(s): Arthas
Character Name:Peegee

Offense: Spamming general chat in Darkshore with inappropriate language

Details:

The actions detailed above have been deemed inappropriate for World of Warcraft by the In-Game Support staff of Blizzard Entertainment. As a result, this account has received a warning.

For further information, please view the World of Warcraft harassment policy and Terms of Use Agreement: (http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/policy/harassment.shtml) and (http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/termsofuse.shtml).

Be aware that additional inappropriate actions may result in further disciplinary action, including account closure. We thank you in advance for respecting our position and hope that you will continue to enjoy your gaming experience in World of Warcraft.

Regards,
Arythan
Game Master
Blizzard Entertainment
www.worldofwarcraft.com

[Rye]

My friend sends me a lot of chain letters. :/

[Dr.K]

Spam nowadays comes thick and fast - satellite tv, enlarging the mass of your reproductive organs, dating, "here's that 10 quid i owe you" etc.etc.etc. - MSN gives you them all :)

[Jojee]

This is a load



Of pointless crap



In random font faces




And colours



And for some bizzare reason



Forwarding them to everyone you know



Will result in world peace, lots of hot people wanting you, you becoming a billionaire and free hats for all.



OMG I HOEP DIS MAED URE DAY BETA UD BETA SEND DIS 2 ALL UR M8S AND AL URE WISHEZ WIL COM TRU IF U SEND IT 2 30 PEEPZ IN DA NEXT 4 MINS LOLZ!!!!!!!!! ITS TRU TRY ITTTTTTTT!

IF U DONT DA GOST OF ADOLF HITLA WIL COM AND GIV U DA BUBONIC PLAGUE WHILE SINGING SAD SONGZ ABOUT COWBOIZ!?!?!?!!? U DONT BELIVE ME?!!??! HERES A REAL ACOUNT FROM JEBUS:

"I didn't sent this to 30 people in 4 minutes, then the ghost of Adolf Hitler came and gave me the bubonic plague while singing sad songs about cowboys! Oh I wish I'd sent this on!"

C!??!!?!? NOW GET 2 IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes I did that, and we are all a step closer to world peace ^^ Plus tons of hot people want me and I'm a billionaire AND I got a free hat. Pass it on!

[Meat Puppet]

Wow, I just got an e-mail from a friendly Arabian fellow, asking me to give him US$10,000 for his oil business. Sweeet. That means I'll get twice as much back, right? *pays*


*didn't really*

[Spritz]

I know... lets make a chain letter saying that chain letters suck! It's so ironic and stupid is has to work. If it doesn't then blame Psycotic and his bad luck chain letters D=.

I only get spam from John Lewis' and stupid chain letters about me dieing if i don't press 'send' with all my friends e-mails in the 'To:' column. Lucky hobos with your free spam porn...

[Wuggly Blight]

I get chain letters,
loans
mortgages,
penis enlargments
be your own boss
porn messages.
and they wont... get... LOST!

[Aurey]

I usually get chain letters that deal with Bloody Mary and pizzas flashing across your computer screen from friends. I like to read them because they're so full BS. My mom's the only one who gets spam mail in my household.

I once got an e-mail from my grandmother's boyfriend with a picture of a dead guy in a dead alligator's open stomach with it's intestines and such all over itself. It was just lovely.

[theundeadhero]

The only spam I get comes in a can. *shrugs* I like that fried up with mustartd. It's good. I have a can of spam that's been sitting under my bed for 7 years. I'm saving it for an emergency!

[Craig]

For a while I had tons of viruses sent to BOTH of my email addresses, someone was out to get me.

[Takara]

Most of the spam mail I receive nowadays are about getting a college degree online, selling me rolex replicas, or the kind that go "Enter this contest now and you could win free breast implants!"

Like I need freaking breast implants. >_<

At least, they stopped offering me great deals on Viagra and penis enlargement pills.

[Anaisa]

I always get spam saying im the1000th visitor to there site so ive won a cruise. Ive never even been to the site and ive been the 1000th visitor whos won a cruise for about 5 months. And other then that theres loads of casinos, pawn, viagra, and penis enlargement pills. Looking at this thread it looks like the most common spam is for viagra and penis enlargement!

[Baloki]

DIdn't Spam try and sue people for using their brand name in that way and lose?

Rolex watches are my latest :)

[Jojee]

I once got an e-mail from my grandmother's boyfriend with a picture of a dead guy in a dead alligator's open stomach with it's intestines and such all over itself. It was just lovely.

You got that from your grandmother's bf? xD Wow... must be a pretty scary guy... er... old man. wtf.

[Denmark]

I rarely get spam, but it's usually a financial spam or a sexual-performance-enhancing-drug-advertisement spam.