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Psychotic
12-06-2004, 12:42 AM
I liked both your and Proto's but for some reasons his made more sense . :spin: Proto didn't take into account skiing or vote splitting, therefore I win. :love:

Fuzakeru
12-06-2004, 12:44 AM
Proto didn't take into account skiing or vote splitting, therefore I win. :love:

Well, who can argue with that logic? :moose:

Jack
12-06-2004, 01:38 AM
I got one... still pretty good for me. It's my first nomination and I hope it's my first win too! Good luck everyone!

DMKA
12-06-2004, 01:51 AM
Well, who can argue with that logic? :moose:
Certainly not pr00t.

Calliope
12-06-2004, 01:54 AM
Real Spuuky Love (*permanent smite*) + Random Spuuky Lover (*permanently smitten*)

COME ON PEOPLE!

[ps - if Krissy doesn't win, I will cry. CRY!]

eestlinc
12-06-2004, 02:39 AM
Krissy = funniest member

escobert
12-06-2004, 02:51 AM
I hate you Psy :p

Psychotic
12-06-2004, 02:52 AM
I said you'd win a Ciddie, what the hell else do you want? Other than for me to remember our anniversary, that is...

escobert
12-06-2004, 03:20 AM
yes you forgoted :( *crys*

Psychotic
12-06-2004, 03:21 AM
I specifically said "other than". More commentary-which-is-better-than-Proto's tomorrow, perhaps!

Trumpet Thief
12-06-2004, 03:24 AM
I specifically said "other than". More commentary-which-is-better-than-Proto's tomorrow, perhaps!

chaoRSL: Yay!

escobert
12-06-2004, 03:24 AM
No now! :D

DMKA
12-06-2004, 04:11 AM
Escobarsl xD

Giga Guess
12-06-2004, 04:15 AM
<b>30) Horniest Member</b>
<small>Ansem
Dr Unne
Fuzakeru
Giga Guess
Joel
Meat Puppet
ShlupMoo
ShlupQuack
Trumpet Thief</small>
<i>Wow, a bunch of horny mofos we have here. I don't think some of them don't even deserve to be here. However, they got the noms, so here they are. Joel and Ansem will likely battle it out for this one. We may even see a female winner between Fuzakeru and ShlupQuack. However, I'm saying Ansem's going to take the win again. Proto's Prediction: Ansem.</i>

Hey, if one remembers, I *AM* the one that started everyone's Eyes on Me with Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir? That's GOTTA count for something.

Dignified Pauper
12-06-2004, 04:40 AM
I think i'm gonna end up destroying proto's list of expectations, he should post after votes have been closed and before they've been counted and announced...

*goes on a banter like countless of people did in columbus ohio when there wasn't enough voting machines... stupid franklin county*

:D

Del Murder
12-06-2004, 05:33 AM
Krissy = funniest member
Close. Some how every one of Yam's posts makes me laugh out loud. With Reno it's more like 80%.

eestlinc
12-06-2004, 05:36 AM
yea but Krissy is Polish and Yams is Russian, and Poland is funnier than Russia.

Jojee
12-06-2004, 05:39 AM
krissy loves brad pitt, and brad pitt is sexier ^^ so krissy wins.

Leeza
12-06-2004, 05:48 AM
Russia is bigger and mightier than Poland, therefore funnier. Not that Poland isn't funny, but you know...I'm Russian so I can be biased. :)

:cat:

MiNoUwAgAiNcItY
12-06-2004, 05:56 AM
CaN I HaVe A CoOkIe?

DMKA
12-06-2004, 06:02 AM
No cause

ur ghey stfu

MiNoUwAgAiNcItY
12-06-2004, 06:04 AM
So CaN i HaVe a CoOkIe?

DMKA
12-06-2004, 06:24 AM
http://www.creativetheatre.org/images/cookie.jpg

There, happy?

MiNoUwAgAiNcItY
12-06-2004, 06:27 AM
YaY a CoOkIe

Yamaneko
12-06-2004, 06:37 AM
yea but Krissy is Polish and Yams is Russian, and Poland is funnier than Russia.
Hey, come on guys, I'm all for another Soviet state.

o_O
12-06-2004, 08:40 AM
Heh heh, two nominations.

Though I've never won a ciddie, and I don't expect to start now. :D

Samuraid
12-06-2004, 09:24 AM
YaY a CoOkIe

It doesn't take much to make you happy. :p

Jack
12-06-2004, 09:31 AM
It doesn't take much to make you happy

I'll attest to that

Takara
12-06-2004, 01:25 PM
*steals the cookies*

MINE!

Loony BoB
12-06-2004, 01:32 PM
I've just had some interesting information passed over to me from Award RSL. Currently...

Five Ciddies are tied (including a three-way tie)
The leading finalists in seven Ciddies are seperated by just one vote.
The leading finalists in six Ciddies are seperated by just two votes.
The leading finalists in six Ciddies are seperated by just three votes.

And after a quick check on those...
One Ciddie has five finalists within three votes of the leader.
One Ciddie has four finalists within three votes of the leader.
Five Ciddies have three finalists within three votes of the leader.
Seven Ciddies have two finalists within three votes of the leader.
Ten Ciddies have just one finalist within two votes of the leader.

For the remaining twentysix, there are often members just four or five votes behind...

The leading finalists in six Ciddies are seperated by just four votes.
The leading finalists in six Ciddies are seperated by just five votes.
The leading finalists in three Ciddies are seperated by six votes.
The leading finalists in four Ciddies are seperated by seven votes.
The leading finalists in four Ciddies are seperated by nine votes.
The leading finalists in one Ciddie is serperated by eleven votes, another by fifteen votes and the biggest lead is 17 votes.

I'd say that the leads of nine, eleven, fifteen and seventeen are all settled already and won't change. However, seven votes is reachable so you never know, and as for those first twentyfour with three (at the most) votes seperating the leaders, anything could happen.

So far, 64 members have made 2687 votes. The largest amount of votes to a single nominee is 25, with two finalists on 24. The least is zero, with four finalists stuck without a single vote.

Misfit
12-06-2004, 01:50 PM
And one more thing: Not BAoTW, Trio of Insanity kthx. :love:
Trio of Insanity 4 lief!!1!1

Ace Protorney
12-06-2004, 03:07 PM
<h1>Warning! Do not let my view influence your votes!</h1>

<b><u>Part IV of the End of Year Ciddies, 2004 Commentaries.</b></u>

<i>Welcome back. It's now part IV of the commentary series on the Ciddies. We have about four days left remaining in the voting, and already, there's still lot more time for voting to come in. However, I shall continue with my commentaries, whether you like it or not. This time around, I'll be focusing on awards 11-20. It's looking to be good so here goes!</i>

<b>11) Nicest Member</b>
<small>Bert
Leeza
Loony BoB
Rye
The Captain
Trumpet Thief
Winged Sorceress
Xander</small>
<i>What does it take to be nice nowadays? About everyone in the finalist is nice, and they all deserve this award. However, one winner, and too many potential winners. Anyway, it's almost a lock that Leeza should win this one, like she has in the past couple Ciddies, but she has a tough challenge, which should make this one be won by another female member. Her toughest opponents would be Xander, Rye, and Loony BoB. I think her winning streak will end here. Proto's Prediction: Xander.</i>

<b>12) Evilest Member</b>
<small>Ansem
Baloki
Citizen Bleys
Doomgaze
Kawaii Ryűkishi
Leeza
Misfit
ShlupQuack</small>
<i>Mwahahaha!! Leeza's a finalist!!! xD However, I doubt she'll make any impact, being that she's all nice and stuff, but she may surprise me with a victory. However, I doubt that'll be the case around with the likes of Kawaii Ryűkishi, Doomgaze and several others in the line-up. Proto's Prediction: Kawaii Ryűkishi.</i>

<b>13) Sexiest Male</b>
<small>Baloki
Bert
Citizen Bleys
Denmark
Dr Unne
Psychotic
RSL
ShlupMoo
Spaceman Spiff
Spuuky</small>
<i>What's this?!? Mikztsu is missing??!! Anyway, we have several manly men worthy of the title, Sexiest Male, so which one is it going to be? Will it be Calliope's manly man, Spuuky? The Spiffy Packer fan, Spaceman Spiff? The gruff RSL? Or maybe one of them BAOtW members? I think the winner may surprise everyone. Proto's Prediction: Dr Unne.</i>

<b>14) Sexiest Female</b>
<small>Chaos
Ethéré
Fuzakeru
Jojo
Misfit
Rye
ShlupQuack
Winged Sorceress</small>
<i>I think it would help if Award Guy provided pictures to help people vote, because about everyone could win this one. Well, anyway, I'm not going to say anything more for this, because... I don't. :P I'll just say Chaos will probably win again. Proto's Prediction: Chaos.</i>

<b>15) Cutest Male</b>
<small>Baloki
CloudDragon
Joel
Loony BoB
Matty Pie!
Psychotic
ShlupMoo</small>
<i>Again, I decline to say much, but I'll say it'll be very tight among Loony BoB and Matty Pie! Proto's Prediction: Matty Pie!</i>

<b>16) Cutest Female</b>
<small>Chaos
Dixie
Giggles
Kami
Rye
Winged Sorceress
Xander</small>
<i>I may be wrong, but I have a haunch Chaos will repeat the Sexiest/Cutest Female! All the others also have a chance to take it away from her. Sephex's little sister, Dixie, have a chance. Even the likes like Kami and Giggles. Even Xander! However, I'll continue with Chaos repeating. Proto's Prediction: Chaos.</i>

<b>17) Best Custom Rank</b>
<small>Agent Proto
Bert
Czech. Republic
Jebus
Psychotic
RSL
ShlupMoo
ShlupQuack</small>
<i>Woo hoo! I have finally made it into the finalists for this. I've stayed true to my personal favorite ever custom rank that I ever made, "Maximum pr00tage." However, do I think it'll win? Unlikely, but I like my chances against the likes of "Baking Cakes...", being "Better than Denmark", and cows going "Ner ner...". However, ShlupQuack... "Perhaps She is a Man" or the "Carrot Master" could do better than mine. I put my hands down for the She-Man! Proto's Prediction: ShlupQuack.</i>

<b>18) Best Avatar</b>
<small>Baloki
Bert
Del Murder
Denmark
Dr Unne
Flying Mullet
Leeza
Levian
Loony BoB
RSL
Rye
TasteyPies
Xander</small>
<i>Monkeys, Chocobos, Sonny, and Pandas oh my! Kittens, Devils, Santa, and a Penguins are quite swell! TasteyPies, Tails, and a blank white spot as well! And Dr Unne, you've never heard of him? Everyone knows Dr Unne! You can't deny that. However, the classic n00b chocobo shall take the pie. Proto's Prediction: Loony BoB.</i>

<b>19) Best Signature</b>
<small>Award Guy
Baloki
Del Murder
fire_of_avalon
Leeza
Loony BoB
Miriel
Psychotic
Rye</small>
<i>You can't deny the fact that Award Guy has won this award more than anyone else ever had. However, there are now better signatures than his. We have Baloki, whose signatures never fails to amaze me. We have Leeza's Dr Unne drawings for a signature. We also have Del Murder's Godfather-styled signature. All are very well done, and the creators, whether it's the members in the running themselves, or someone else, should all take credit. However, I think Award Guy should take this one again like he has in the past. He took it away from me one time! *grumble* Proto's Prediction: Award Guy.</i>

<b>20) Best Artist</b>
<small>*angel tears*
black orb
Dr Unne
Female Ryuichi
Joel
Rye
Sita Atis
Vincent06</small>
<i>Everyone, and I mean everyone, deserves to win. However, I think black orb, *angel tears* and Dr Unne have a great chance. Sita Atis has a chance too, but she's not as active as the others. However, I have to give it up to one of EoFF's finest. Proto's Prediction: black orb.</i>

Fuzakeru
12-06-2004, 03:39 PM
I think it would help if Award Guy provided pictures to help people vote, because about everyone could win this one.


http://usera.imagecave.com/Fuzakeru/HSchoolGirl.jpg
This one's in the photo album. =/ As far as I know, a few other nominations are as well. Personally, I think Shlup is sexiest. :<3:

. . . . . . Okay! I have to sneak this one in here.

http://usera.imagecave.com/Fuzakeru/StephieMyles/Santa.jpg
Cutest Couple, kthnx.
Now whether that was selfless promotion or not . . . I'll never tell. Bwuahahahaha! You'll never know either!!!

Nice job on the predicitons again, Proto!! I still hope you're wrong! :<3:
After reading BoB's last post I'm getting nervous!! I'm so happy I was nominated this year, participating in the Ciddies is a lot more fun to watching. :spin: :spin:

Misfit
12-06-2004, 04:21 PM
I think it would help if Award Guy provided pictures to help people vote, because about everyone could win this one.
No. And I demand to be taken off that list, too...! o_O a;lkdflk1!

Cz
12-06-2004, 04:27 PM
I've seen enough pictures of you already. >_^ Rawr

On a completely 'unrelated' note, thanks Meat Puppet. :D

MoonsEcho
12-06-2004, 05:18 PM
I didn't even think about hunting down pictures. O_O;;;

I voted for Sexiest/Cutest categories based on posting personality. >_>;

escobert
12-06-2004, 05:36 PM
http://usera.imagecave.com/Fuzakeru/HSchoolGirl.jpg
This one's in the photo album. =/ As far as I know, a few other nominations are as well. Personally, I think Shlup is sexiest. :<3:

. . . . . . Okay! I have to sneak this one in here.

http://usera.imagecave.com/Fuzakeru/StephieMyles/Santa.jpg
Cutest Couple, kthnx.
Now whether that was selfless promotion or not . . . I'll never tell. Bwuahahahaha! You'll never know either!!!

Nice job on the predicitons again, Proto!! I still hope you're wrong! :<3:
After reading BoB's last post I'm getting nervous!! I'm so happy I was nominated this year, participating in the Ciddies is a lot more fun to watching. :spin: :spin:


here is Bert teh sexiest male evar!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/bobscrap/35268264_52728.jpg

Cz
12-06-2004, 05:39 PM
I always thought you were kidding when you said you were sexy, but now...

Anyway, I've already voted, so that's no sexiness for you, Bertie. :D

Eö Telrúnya
12-06-2004, 05:43 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/bobscrap/35268264_52728.jpg

That's a delicious looking cap! The face underneath it isn't that bad either. ;)

Fuzakeru
12-06-2004, 05:46 PM
here is Bert teh sexiest male evar!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/bobscrap/35268264_52728.jpg

Wow! You're really, really cute! :spin:


I voted for Sexiest/Cutest categories based on posting personality. >_>;
You know, I think that was what was intended, maybe. I dunno. Really, you don't have to be 'pretty' to have a sexy personality or vice versa. So it doesn't quite matter if you saw a picture or not. :<3: I voted based on peronsality as well so it's all good.

Jojee
12-06-2004, 05:50 PM
Here is me, vote Jojo~ n_n

http://www.boomspeed.com/strawbee/icon2.gif

On the other hand, someone please use that for an avatar...! xD You don't know how long it took me to get that under 6 kb! :tongue:

Loony BoB
12-06-2004, 07:02 PM
There's a hell of a lot more to sex appeal than pictures, for a start, but for those who would like to check out pictures for everyone on the lists, it might pay for people to check out member profiles as some of them have profile pictures set up.

I'm so gutted that one of pr00t's predictions is wrong. :( It SHOULDN'T be wrong. *pouts*

Psychotic
12-06-2004, 07:07 PM
For the record: Psy (http://mysite.freeserve.com/psychoticville/psywalrusbirthdaykindastuff.jpg) = much hotter than Bert (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/bobscrap/35268264_52728.jpg)

(I'm the walrus, so therefore I win by miles, if I was the guy then I'd be in biiiiiiig trouble!)

Ooh maybe I will write more "BETTER THAN PR00T" commentary.

Cz
12-06-2004, 07:46 PM
For the record: Psy (http://mysite.freeserve.com/psychoticville/psywalrusbirthdaykindastuff.jpg) = much hotter than Bert (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/bobscrap/35268264_52728.jpg)


I want you both. :love:

Anyway, I voted in sexiest/cutest members without any pictures. I even nominated someone for best chatter, even though I'm never in chat. You can get a pretty good idea of how sexy/good at chatting someone is from their posts alone.

Ace Protorney
12-06-2004, 07:52 PM
I'm so gutted that one of pr00t's predictions is wrong. :( It SHOULDN'T be wrong. *pouts*

What's funny is that I know which one you're talking about. :(

Fuzakeru
12-06-2004, 08:07 PM
Makes me curious. I'm predicting it's the signature one. :spin:

Proto, when can we expect more commentaries? I really enjoy reading them. -prods- And why hasn't Psy made more too. :<3:

Flying Mullet
12-06-2004, 08:10 PM
And why hasn't Psy made more too. :<3:
Psy's too busy trying to figure out what a W-Boat is at the moment.

Cz
12-06-2004, 08:13 PM
He's kind of stupid, doncha think? :D

EDIT: Don't worry that I call Psy stupid b/c he iz on my ignor list hahahaha i m engenious! :D

Psychotic
12-06-2004, 08:14 PM
He's kind of stupid, doncha think? :DNo, I worked it out. It's a hockey cartoon, because BoB likes Canadians.

PS: I'm writing more now. Well, not NOW, I'm writing a message!

Fuzakeru
12-06-2004, 08:14 PM
Psy's too busy trying to figure out what a W-Boat is at the moment.

. . . -pout- I saw that. :rolleyes2
He's not stoooopid, just special. :<3: He's stupid. But we love him that way.

Misfit
12-06-2004, 08:14 PM
He's kind of stupid, doncha think? :D
Yes ^_^

Cz
12-06-2004, 08:15 PM
The ignore list trick didn't work. :(

Misfit
12-06-2004, 08:18 PM
Let me try! *adds RSL Republic to her ignore list*

Hurray! I'm magic. The evil kind.

Fear.

Cz
12-06-2004, 08:19 PM
Somebody fix this, please. :(

Fuzakeru
12-06-2004, 08:20 PM
I tried adding myself to my Buddy List once but apparently I don't like me very much. :(

Misfit
12-06-2004, 08:20 PM
Speaking of stupid people... *points up two posts* :D

edit: ladyrsl is too fast for me ;(

Fuzakeru
12-06-2004, 08:30 PM
Speaking of stupid people... *points up two posts* :D

edit: ladyrsl is too fast for me ;(

-runs around quickly- I'm too fast for j00! Bwuahahaha. ;_;
I have myself added to my Yahoo list. -_-; MSN won't let me add myself and I don't know if I'm on my AIM list or not. XD!!! -joins the stupid people party-

Eö Telrúnya
12-06-2004, 08:33 PM
Somebody fix this, please. :(

http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=10808

At least the message board apologizes for it's evilness. ^^

Psychotic
12-06-2004, 08:53 PM
These really shouldn't affect how you vote...supposedly ;)

Hello! Welcome to another exciting edition of "Psy is more right than Proto could ever hope to be!" (I'm annoyed he hasn't resorted to petty insults yet, but it will come! HE'S ALREADY TRYING TO SWINDLE ME OUT OF THE DECATHLON YOU KNOW! HE CHOSE MY WORST ANSWER!)

What awards do we have today? Oooh, excitement!


25) Best Spammer
Citizen Bleys
Denmark
Maxico
Meat Puppet
MiNoUwAgAiNcItY
Misfit
Psychotic
ShlupMoo
http://mysite.freeserve.com/psychoticville/tsig.jpg
'nuff said. PG rox too. Yeah I spelt rox like an AOL user, maybe you should torture me for it! No...please :love:

26) Best Chatter
Colonel Kirby (David in #eoff)
Fuzakeru
Jebus
Kirobaito
MecaKane
Psychotic
Colonel Kirby is under great emotional stress at the moment, after learning that he is not really part of an army of Kirbys. Oh David, I pine for you. Also up is Kirobaito, who claims he was "robbed and molested" after not winning last time. But that's what I did to him regardless of him winning. He liked it. Really. But then there is dark horse MecaKane, who seems to be ALWAYS in #eoff, and I find this creepy - I dub Kane to be a robot! Yes! Jebus 4 lief. Psy's prediction: Jebus.

27) Best Role Model
Big D
Del Murder
Dr Unne
Leeza
Loony BoB
Psychotic
ShlupMoo
ShlupQuack
The Captain
Vincent06
You know, I should win this. I set such a great example to children: Play with matches, squash ducks, fight the power, etc, etc. I declare this to be a showdown, or perhaps a hodown (I'm hoping that's a dance they do in the Wild West, if not it'll be something involving hookers...either way, COOL!) between The Captain and Big D...Psy's prediction: Take care all.

28) Funniest Member
Baloki
Del Murder
DJZen
Loony BoB
Misfit
Not At All Reno
Psychotic
ShlupMoo
Spaceman Spiff
TasteyPies
Yamaneko
Some people are demanding that Not At All Reno wins. Way to go guys, now he won't. Whenever you demand it, it doesn't happen. DJZen has the best sig ever, you know. TasteyPies...oh yeah what a guy he is, really he has blue hair and yellow pants and a tux jacket. Then there's the current leader of the decathlon and current Mr. Eyes on Final Fantasy, me! But of course everyone will ignore that. Random piece of trivia: My winning answer for Mr. EoFF included breasts, monkeys and a ball of yarn. Really. I'll go for ShlupMoo, he's kinda hot, but Not At All Reno poses a threat (And I hope Mr. EoFF does too, but YADDA YADDA YADDA DON'T VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE COMPLETELY UNBIASED LAWL) Psy's prediction: ShlupMoo

29) Weirdest Member
Hsu
Joel
Misfit
Psychotic
ShlupMoo
Trumpet Thief
Talk to Misfit. Really. Just talk to her. You'll either think she's weird or want to gnaw your arm off...or both! Fun for all the family! She nominated me and herself for most likely to get together, y'know. Although me and ShlupMoo can be weird too, when we want! Psy's prediction: Misfit.

30) Horniest Member
Ansem
Dr Unne
Fuzakeru
Giga Guess
Joel
Meat Puppet
ShlupMoo
ShlupQuack
Trumpet Thief
Ansem won this last time, but he has disappeared from EoFF to form his own yaoi cookie business, so I don't think he will win. Dr Unne however, is so horny for me it's unbelieveable. Just don't tell City Bley. Fuzakeru. Horny. Is. Also never speak to Trumpet Thief MSN, because all that guy says is "Me so horny" and offer to give you...well I don't think I can say it here. Psy's prediction: The Good Doctor of Unnesville...he's one horny beast.

31) Corniest Member
Ansem
Citizen Bleys
Del Murder
Joel
Meat Puppet
MecaKane
Psychotic
Spaceman Spiff
The Captain
Trumpet Thief
Do I need to even discuss this? Psy's prediction: Citizen Bleys

32) Most Underrated Member
Big D
black orb
Denmark
Farah
Female Ryuichi
Joel
The Captain
As I said earlier, why ARE Big D and the Captain nominated for this, as seriously...who the hell doesn't love them? We should find out and have them stoned or pebbled or perhaps even...dare I say it...GRAVELLED! Denmark and Female Ryuichi both have mutual friends, so I will now use my new favourite word: VOTE-SPLITTING! Big D won it last time, so perhaps he won't this time...Psy's prediction: Denmark

33) Most Distinctive Member
Big D
Cid
Del Murder
Dr Unne
RSL
ShlupMoo
TasteyPies
The Captain
Trumpet Thief
How can ANYONE be more distinctive than our friends Rubedo, Albedo (I hate you Albedo), Trowa and chaos? Honestly pr00t, how the heck did you miss this? :p Psy's prediction: Trumpet Thief

34) Most Enlightening Member
Dr Unne
Jebus
Kirobaito
ShlupMoo
The Captain
Yamaneko
The stuff ShlupMoo says maaaaaaaan....it all make sense to meeeeeee maaaaaaaaan, like faaaaaaaaaar oouuuuuut. Again I will say The Captain, who is having a good Psy-Ciddies...JERK! :love: Psy's prediction: The Captain

35) Most Entertaining Member
Baloki
Del Murder
Psychotic
ShlupMoo
Trumpet Thief
Proto predicted that it would be between me, Del Murder and ShlupMoo. Psy and ShlupMoo will be the victims of yep, you guessed it, VOTE-SPLITTING, so that Murderous Del will cruise to victory...in a yacht...mayhaps...Of course, we here at Psy commentary inc don't like to mess with your votes, so please form your own opinions about Psychotic and the other nominees for this award! Psy's prediction: Del Murder Or maybe not! Depends if my evil secret plot worked!

36) Most Missed Member
Faris_the_guy
ff babe
HOOTERS
Mäjken
PeTeRL90
Spatvark
PeTeRL90 was unfairly banned. Fact. FACT. And while he has gained masses of support for his cause, partially due to the unfairness and partially because he's a really nice guy, no-one, and I mean no-one, will ever be able to lodge the EoFF legend that is HOOTERS from this award ever again, until BoB is banned in 2006 by new Adminstrator, Kirobaito (They had a falling out over who would date fire_of_avalon - turns out she was two-timing them both!). Psy's prediction: HOOTERS

37) Most Helpful Gamer
Big D
Joel
Kawaii Ryűkishi
lionx
Lord Chainsaw
Sephiroth1999AD
SomethingBig
Sephiroth1999AD is always talking to me about games, and generally helping with them. And hey look, it's our favourite gangsta, ROWEEEEEEEEEELL (Aka SomethingBig) oh hey wow it's lionx hey lionx how's it going? Anyway...commentary. Kawaii Ryűkishi will gain support from all the members who have been here longer, so I think he will storm, and perhaps even hurricane his way to glory. Psy's prediction: Kawaii Ryűkishi

38) Most Helpful Techy
Baloki
Big D
Dr Unne
Farah
Pure Strife
Samuraid
Yamaneko
Pure Strife 4 lief. You just can't beat a stoner hippy of love! :<3:. Oh alright then, Farah by a clear 3405349580 feet, closely followed by Unne...well that's not really close if it's 3405349580 feet but that's besides the point! Why will Farah win? Because Farah has magical beans. (They didn't grow a beanstalk, so angered by this, Farah decided to learn all about "Techy".) Psy's prediction: Farah

39) Most Helpful Member
Baloki
Big D
Del Moomba
Dr Unne
Farah
Flying Mullet
Leeza
Loony BoB
polyonymous
ShlupQuack
The Captain
Xander
Yamaneko
Farah has won this thing for the last 10 years. YES TEN. I don't care if you claim EoFF has only existed for five years, it is a LIE! Just like fluoride in the drinking water...it's hormones to make you work more! ...maybe. So, who likes pie? I do. When I played Worms in front of my grandad he thought the worms were fighting on top of cherry pie, for some bizzare reason. Oh, those crazy worms! Psy's prediction: Farah. Although it's obvious BoB made the previous award to stop Farah winning this one, IT WON'T HAPPEN!

40) Cutest Couple
Ally & Doomgaze
anime_angel & Ultima Shadow
Calliope & Spuuky
Cid & Sean's Wife
Fuzakeru & VaShYmAn
Lindy & Xander
I haven't seen Ally or Sean's Wife post here in like, forever. So that will cost them! Same goes for Spuuky...I think he's too busy wearing sexy hats for Calliope. And Steph, you would win this but for Myles not posting on EoFF in ages. You should kick him when you lose :love: And so now it comes down to who I presume to be the two newest couples: Xander and Lindy and anime_angel and Ultima Shadow. Lindy is mean to everyone in sight, especially me, why, barely a day goes by when I don't receive a death threat from him! At first I thought they were from my mother, but apparently they're not! Psy's prediction: XanXan and Lindy-pie

Fuzakeru
12-06-2004, 08:58 PM
And Steph, you would win this but for Myles not posting on EoFF in ages. You should kick him when you lose
Oh trust me. He'll get his dues. -whip crack and handcuff jingle-

Those were, again, very funny. ^_^- Thank you for delighting us with your random insanity. :<3:

Rye
12-06-2004, 09:03 PM
Psy's predictions are better cause they are MUCH more accurate. And the whole hooker hodown thing. :eek:

Loony BoB
12-06-2004, 09:05 PM
Having both pr00t and Psy do this is kind of amusing as for the most part, they give opposite opinions. I'll make it a point to list, before each winner is revealed, both predictions as well as the leader in nominations. We should be able to come up with favourites and such that way, just to make it a little more interesting. :p

Psy's predictions are better cause they are MUCH more accurate
I also find it amusing that people assume that they're more accurate without even knowing anything about the likely results. :p

Often, both of you have been wrong, so I wouldn't say either of your sets have been anything close to accurate. I should try to figure out who picks the most winners once everything is over...

Fuzakeru
12-06-2004, 09:07 PM
Having both pr00t and Psy do this is kind of amusing as for the most part, they give opposite opinions. I'll make it a point to list, before each winner is revealed, both predictions as well as the leader in nominations. We should be able to come up with favourites and such that way, just to make it a little more interesting. :p
That sounds like a wonderful idea, BooB. Just don't take on too much. If we have to wait an extra week for results and it's because you did more work we'll hunt you down and eat you knuckles. :<3: You are doing a great job by the way. It's appreciated.

Loony BoB
12-06-2004, 09:15 PM
I've already taken the Monday off for the revelations just in case something goes wrong. xD I'm still thinking about a chat-revelation, but it's highly unlikely because of the abuse that gets thrown at me and Award Guy in there. >=(

-N-
12-06-2004, 09:15 PM
Psy didn't do 41-50... bad Psy!

Psychotic
12-06-2004, 09:16 PM
Check back a page or two. Oh man I probably forgot you in the banned bit, Neel. Oopsie. :love:

Misfit
12-06-2004, 09:42 PM
She nominated me and herself for most likely to get together, y'know.
I did not you sicko, now leave me and my PM box alone!

PS: (psy PMs me about marriage and something about bonnie and clyde, he's a sicko and kills baby duckies. Don't vote him, vote Baloki!)

Psychotic
12-06-2004, 09:47 PM
PS: (psy PMs me about marriage and something about bonnie and clyde, he's a sicko and kills baby duckies. Don't vote him, vote Baloki!)She PMs me demanding my address so she can send me naked photos of her.

Vote Psy, vote Baloki, Vote Dukakis '88!

Misfit
12-06-2004, 09:48 PM
I have to kill you now, 'cause I'm evil and stuff.

Now... die or something. ^___________^

Psychotic
12-06-2004, 09:49 PM
Well, you're not evil enough to get my evillest member prediction! And hopefully not Proto's either!

Misfit
12-06-2004, 09:52 PM
Yeah... you think I'm WEIRD.

I'm the normalerest person on this whole board. Yer all weirdos. *normal*

Psychotic
12-06-2004, 09:53 PM
MecaKane and Misfit or Shoyku and Misfit for most likely to get together! :<3:

Misfit
12-06-2004, 09:53 PM
Go die. >:o

edit: oh wait, people can read these. NOT REALLY! <3! ...

Psychotic
12-06-2004, 09:55 PM
Who would you prefer? Shoy or Kane? ;)

Misfit
12-06-2004, 09:56 PM
...

First off, voting a couple that broke up for "most likely to get together" is WRONG.

And secondly, I hate Kane. kthxbai.

Psychotic
12-06-2004, 09:59 PM
Yeah, it feels so wrong, but it feels soooooo goooooooooooood! :roll:

And why DID you nominate me and you for get together?

Misfit
12-06-2004, 10:00 PM
No really. It pisses me off to see it there.

And I hate you, too. ^_^

Loony BoB
12-06-2004, 10:01 PM
...

First off, voting a couple that broke up for "most likely to get together" is WRONG.
I agree on that one. =x

Psychotic
12-06-2004, 10:02 PM
You hate me? OH NO MY WHOLE WORLD HAS FALLEN APART! MY LIFE IS SO BLEAK WITHOUT SHALYN TO SHARE IT WITH! OH WOE IS ME! ...OK I'm over it.

Denmark
12-06-2004, 10:05 PM
psssst Fitty I have Psy's address if you want it

Misfit
12-06-2004, 10:07 PM
I agree on that one. =x
Okay, so he's normal too. ^_^


psssst Fitty I have Psy's address if you want it
Muahaha... >:D

Fuzakeru
12-06-2004, 10:16 PM
I wrote my Christmas Cards today, so I'll be posting them tomorrow or Wednesday, so soon!
Mine in there?? ^_^-

Perhaps voting couples who were together at some point isn't RIGHT but the reason why people do this is to spark a reaction from you. They really don't want you to win but are more interested in how much it bothers you and considering I laughed REALLY hard reading your death threats to Psy I would guess whoever nominated you for that catagorey got what they wanted. The same goes for Joel. People are just heartless, I tell ya.

Edit - I want one!!! -jumps up and down- =/ I'm hyper. w00t.

Misfit
12-06-2004, 10:19 PM
They really don't want you to win but are more interested in how much it bothers you and considering I laughed REALLY hard reading your death threats to Psy I would guess whoever nominated you for that catagorey got what they wanted. The same goes for Joel. People are just heartless, I tell ya.
Whoever else nominated that would get death threats, too... and maybe more than just the "threats"... I really don't think it's funny.

Psychotic
12-06-2004, 10:19 PM
EDIT: What the hell do you mean whoever else? I nominated BoB and Roo.

EDIT2: Now I'm no tattler! :love:

Fuzakeru
12-06-2004, 10:33 PM
I won't lie. I might have nominated that or perhaps Joel or maybe anyone else I felt would be funny at the time. I didn't do it to mean and to be honest, I had no clue you guys were together beforehand, Misfit. I apologize if it upsets you and I suppose after reading my last post it seems as if I were being rude. -_-; I promise I wasn't trying to be. I was simply saying that people do it just to get a reaction out of you. That's what I did for whoever I did nominate but it wasn't to be evil to whoever I nominated.

Yay for mail!! :<3: @ Psy.

Loony BoB
12-06-2004, 10:46 PM
Get back on topic. =P

Flying Mullet
12-06-2004, 10:47 PM
And the topic is, of course, RSL.

Denmark
12-06-2004, 10:49 PM
RSL IS HOT

Leeza
12-06-2004, 10:49 PM
I've already taken the Monday off for the revelations just in case something goes wrong. xD I'm still thinking about a chat-revelation, but it's highly unlikely because of the abuse that gets thrown at me and Award Guy in there. >=(
Revelations on the board is infinitley better than chat. More time-consuming for you though.

Denmark
12-06-2004, 10:51 PM
I agree. because I can go to sleep and be able to read about it later. and see all the discussion. I think I'm not the only one.

RSL
12-06-2004, 11:33 PM
Yeah. Boards > Chat. Chat sucks.

Samuraid
12-06-2004, 11:58 PM
Posts on the board almost occur more quickly than in chat if everyone is in a spamming mode. :D

Loony BoB
12-07-2004, 12:06 AM
Posts on the board almost occur more quickly than in chat if everyone is in a spamming mode. :D
Imagine those same people who are posting, then put them in a chatroom. Even without the people who post more often, if you put about 10+ people into #eoff and have them all chatting at the same time, it's impossible. :p When the Ciddies go on in chat, we use two chatrooms - one for the members so they can discuss things, one for the revelations. :p

Borry!
12-07-2004, 12:15 AM
What? This doesn't have anything to do with Final Fantasy.

MecaKane
12-07-2004, 12:17 AM
When the Ciddies go on in chat, we use two chatrooms - one for the members so they can discuss things, one for the revelations. :p
And that's what's happening this year. >:O

Loony BoB
12-07-2004, 12:20 AM
And that's what's happening this year. >:O
See what I mean? Angry and demanding!

MecaKane
12-07-2004, 12:23 AM
You just said that another ciddies thread would be filled up with so much bull<img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/lovesmile.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/lovesmile.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/lovesmile.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/lovesmile.gif> that it'd be hard to find the results! >:O

fire_of_avalon
12-07-2004, 01:30 AM
(They had a falling out over who would date fire_of_avalon - turns out she was two-timing them both!). Psy's prediction: HOOTERS
Why you telling everyone else my bidnez?!

DJZen
12-07-2004, 01:59 AM
I'm totally boycotting this year's Ciddies since Heidegger and I didn't get nominated for best couple. That's TOTALLY discrimination.

White Raven
12-07-2004, 02:37 AM
Voted.

nik0tine
12-07-2004, 03:46 AM
If RSL day doesn't come to a stop soon, I think RSL is going to win a lot of ciddies this year.

Trumpet Thief
12-07-2004, 03:48 AM
chaoRSL: Meh, I'm looking forward to more commentary than the actual results :p

eestlinc
12-07-2004, 03:48 AM
yea, we really should change the names back so people will know who to vote for. Otherwise people will just vote based on name and reputation rather than on who deserves each award.

MiNoUwAgAiNcItY
12-07-2004, 04:21 AM
CaN i HaVe AnOtHeR cOoKiE?

RSL
12-07-2004, 04:27 AM
Can you quit spamming this thread?

Giga Guess
12-07-2004, 04:27 AM
yea, we really should change the names back so people will know who to vote for. Otherwise people will just vote based on name and reputation rather than on who deserves each award.


Agreed. It was......interesting to start with, but enough is enough.

MiNoUwAgAiNcItY
12-07-2004, 04:50 AM
im not spamming i just want a cookie im restricted to spam here i spam all the other websites

eestlinc
12-07-2004, 04:51 AM
you can't win the best spammer ciddie if you get banned first.

nik0tine
12-07-2004, 05:07 AM
CaN i HaVe AnOtHeR cOoKiE?


Im sorry, but you'll have to wait until after dinner.

RSL
12-07-2004, 05:11 AM
im not spamming i just want a cookie im restricted to spam here i spam all the other websites

blah blah blah.

Seriously, knock it off.

Kirobaito
12-07-2004, 06:02 AM
Also up is Kirobaito, who claims he was "robbed and molested" after not winning last time. But that's what I did to him regardless of him winning. He liked it. Really.
When did I ever tell you that?

The Captain
12-07-2004, 07:19 AM
"I declare this to be a showdown, or perhaps a hodown (I'm hoping that's a dance they do in the Wild West, if not it'll be something involving hookers...either way, COOL!)"

Here's an interesting tidbit for you Psy-

The term "hoedown" was indeed coined in the Wild West, and it meant a combination of the two things you were hoping for:

Men would enter a bar or brothel and would do what is now the modern version of the squaredance, and whatever women they finished the dance with, they took to bed with them.

It's amazing the things you can learn when you work part-time at a book store.

Take care all.

Eö Telrúnya
12-07-2004, 07:20 AM
Otherwise people will just vote based on name and reputation rather than on who deserves each award.


Or we could just look in the photo album to see who is the sexiest. <3 Bert!

Strider
12-07-2004, 09:29 AM
It doesn't really matter, since I think the same people have won those sexiest/cutest awards since the dawn of the Ciddies.

Psychotic
12-07-2004, 02:50 PM
Why you telling everyone else my bidnez?!It's the future! Tell me off then :D


When did I ever tell you that?You didn't, I made it up to make the predictions more interesting.

Flying Mullet
12-07-2004, 03:55 PM
Hey Award Guy, what's the tally on votes and members so far?

Cz
12-07-2004, 04:28 PM
Well done for asking a statistical question. I can hear his whoop of glee from here.

:D

Ace Protorney
12-07-2004, 05:29 PM
<h1>Warning! Do not let my view influence your votes!</h1>

<b><u>Part V of the End of Year Ciddies, 2004 Commentaries.</b></u>

<i>This is it, the final 10, or first 10 awards. These are usually the most important, and last to be announced, because they're the most important of the important awards. Anyway, let's move on to them!</i>

<b>1) Best Member</b>
<small>Agent Proto
Big D
Del Murder
Denmark
Giga Guess
Loony BoB
Psychotic
The Captain
TheAbominatrix
Trumpet Thief</small>
<i>Well, what do you know, it's just like last time, except we have a bunch of new faces on board. However, most of them new faces are long shots at winning the big one. Well, in any case, this one always tight among the finalists. They deserve the nominations, because they're the best of the best. It will be especially tight among the likes of Del, BoB, Big D, Psy, and The Cap'n. TheAbominatrix, being the only female for best member, will have a tough time competing with the boys. Agent Proto, Denmark, Trumpet Thief, and Giga Guess, worth mentioning, will have a tougher time, mostly because they're new faces to this award. (except for Denmark, he was nominated last time.) Overall, the top 5 will battle it out. Proto's Prediction: Loony BoB.</i>

<b>2) Best Male</b>
<small>Agent Proto
Big D
Del Murder
Denmark
Giga Guess
Loony BoB
Psychotic
The Captain
Yamaneko</small>
<i>Similar to the last Ciddies, we may see BoB dominate this. However, he has plenty of challenges. Especially with Psychotic. Together, they always seem to battle. It's like never-ending. However, BoB has an advantage over him. It'll be tighter among the two, while the others may try to sneak a win. Proto's Prediction: Loony BoB.</i>

<b>3) Best Female</b>
<small>anime_angel
fire_of_avalon
Fuzakeru
kikimm
Leeza
Rusty
Rye
ShlupQuack
TheAbominatrix
Xander</small>
<i>Lots of new faces for Best Female. Who's been around since last time would be a couple of them. The new faces with a possible chance to win would be Fuzakeru, Rusty, or kikimm. Of the old faces, ShlupQuack, TheAbominatrix, and Xander. ShlupQuack, however, should continue her streak. Proto's Prediction: ShlupQuack.</i>

<b>4) Best Administrator</b>
<small>Cid
Daryl
Dr Unne
Farah
Loony BoB
Roogle
ShlupQuack</small>
<i>It should be a lock that ShlupQuack would win this. However, with the promotion of Loony BoB awhile ago since the last Ciddies, it will be tougher for her to win again. We also have Dr Unne and possibly the owner to consider as well. While Shlup and BoB fight for votes, the good Dr Unne should ease to victory. Proto's Prediction: Dr Unne.</i>

<b>5) Best Cid's Knight</b>
<small>Big D
Del Murder
Kawaii Ryűkishi
Leeza
Matty Pie!
RSL
Xander
Yamaneko</small>
<i>Now that Loony BoB is out of the picture, the winner is more fuzzy then it has been in the past. The finalists with the best chances, would be, about all of them. However, it will be especially tight among Kishi, Matt, Xander, and Yams for the prize. Proto's Prediction: Kawaii Ryűkishi.</i>

<b>6) Best Site Staff</b>
<small>Baloki
bennator
CloudDragon
Cloud_Strider
eternalshiva
Flying Mullet
Heath
Samuraid
Strider</small>
<i>I know, I know. eternalshiva won last time, but it will be tough to repeat, now that the race is now tough. With Flying Mullet, Strider, and possibly Baloki all in the mix, it will be a brawl for the win. Proto's Prediction: Strider.</i>

<b>7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff</b>
<small>Agent Proto
eestlinc
Endless
Spatvark
Squally Leonharty
TheAbominatrix</small>
<i>Ah, who doesn't love a bit of excitement? Here, we have several big names for this one. First, there's me, Agent Proto, the past winner and first FS to win. Then, we have RMs, eestlinc and TheAbominatrix. Between the three, it will be tough. The others, have not posted in quite awhile, except for some appearances by Endless, but that's about it. The real challenge is Proto, eest, and TheAbo. =) Proto's Prediction: Agent Proto.</i>

<b>8) Best Veteran</b>
<small>Citizen Bleys
fire_of_avalon
Jebus
Levian
Psychotic
Rye
ShlupMoo
The Captain</small>
<i>We all love Bleys, right? Well, it's great that he's lovable, but this time around, he has a tough time to repeat as Best Veteran. We have the likes of Jebus, Psychotic, Rye, ShlupMoo and The Captain around, and all should give Bleys a hard time. I think it's time for The Cap'n to win one of the big awards. Proto's Prediction: The Captain.</i>

<b>9) Best Regular</b>
<small>Carnage
Del Moomba
Dixie
Doomsday
kikimm
Necronopticous
nik0tine
Starlight Angel
TasteyPies
Trumpet Thief</small>
<i>Ah, a bunch of first timers. We have Starlight Angel, Del Moomba, Doomsday, Carnage, and Necronopticous. Which one shall take the Best Regular, as well with the others? Well, it looks like we may have a surprise. Proto's Prediction: TasteyPies.</i>

<b>10) Best Newbie</b>
<small>beyondthegrave
General Zod
KFCruelty
Marick
MoonsEcho
Penguin
Yazoo'squeen</small>
<i>Who doesn't love the newbies? ^_^ First off, I won this award when I was a newbie, so whoever wins shall be joining the likes of me. ;) Anyway, who do I think has the best chance? Well, I don't know. It's tough, but it's great to see the new members are joining and getting into EoFF. It hasn't been like this in quite a long time. So, every finalist has a great chance. The four I think that have the best chances are KFCruelty, MoonsEcho, Penguin, and Yazoo'squeen. Proto's Prediction: MoonsEcho.</i>

Psychotic
12-07-2004, 05:33 PM
I was going to stop taunting you, but really, not predicting me for Best Male? (Or any of the other 17 nominations I have, for that matter...) :whimper:

Eö Telrúnya
12-07-2004, 05:45 PM
I was going to stop taunting you, but really, not predicting me for Best Male? (Or any of the other 17 nominations I have, for that matter...) :whimper:

If there was a "most likely to pee his pants in glee" award, you'd win it. ^^

Psychotic
12-07-2004, 05:46 PM
If there was a "most likely to pee his pants in glee" award, you'd win it. ^^Change "his pants" to "IN PROTO'S BED FOR BEING MEAN" then yeah :D

Flying Mullet
12-07-2004, 05:47 PM
Psychotic wins the "We :love: Psychotic" ciddie. :thumb:

Dking'squeen
12-07-2004, 05:49 PM
Aw...I feel so honored that I even made it as one of the finalist *blushes*
Even if I don't win, congrats to whoever does
Thank you to people who did :love:
Hey, I'm putting in all of my votes! (sure is a lot of names to go through)
Sheesh, I had to write down all of the people and catagories I was voting them for before I voted, now my hand hurts :whimper:
Don't worry psycho, you'll win something, I;m sure of it

Eö Telrúnya
12-07-2004, 05:55 PM
I've voted! Psychotic, Baloki and RSL are the only people I've voted for though. :D

Misfit
12-07-2004, 05:59 PM
I've voted! Psychotic, Baloki and RSL are the only people I've voted for though. :D
I'll remember that...

Flying Mullet
12-07-2004, 06:04 PM
Would you rather they voted for you and Shoyku?

Misfit
12-07-2004, 06:24 PM
Would you rather they voted for you and Shoyku?
...

Can't somebody take that off the list? Seriously?

Necronopticous
12-07-2004, 06:32 PM
Ah, a bunch of first timers. We have Starlight Angel, Del Moomba, Doomsday, Carnage, and Necronopticous. Which one shall take the Best Regular, as well with the others? Well, it looks like we may have a surprise. Proto's Prediction: TasteyPies.
GO KIKIMM!

Rye
12-07-2004, 08:17 PM
I'm an old face and I was not mentioned. *feels sad* :(

Ace Protorney
12-07-2004, 08:56 PM
You're not a regular. You're a veteran. ;)

escobert
12-07-2004, 09:03 PM
I've voted! Psychotic, Baloki and RSL are the only people I've voted for though. :D
Meany

Denmark
12-07-2004, 09:30 PM
you didn't predict me for anything either! don't you love me anymore? ^_^

Loony BoB
12-07-2004, 10:48 PM
uh oh

broke hand

er

so did AG

this should make revelations difficult :(

escobert
12-07-2004, 11:09 PM
How'd you break your hand?

Borry!
12-07-2004, 11:20 PM
Award Guy could have guest presenters, like Cid or Anna Nicole Smith. Wouldn't be an award show without Anna Nicole Smith.

I voted for everyone Agent Proto said. I'm easily influenced and also lazy. And high.

:hat:

Psychotic
12-07-2004, 11:34 PM
I voted for everyone Agent Proto said. I'm easily influenced and also lazy. And high.Proto's predictions suck. You know, if you wanted to ROCK you'd vote like Psy's predictions :p

Speaking of the which!

You know the drill!

Ciddies 11-24 today! Makes no sense, does it? Ho ho HOOOOOOO! That's Santa by the way.

11) Nicest Member
Bert
Leeza
Loony BoB
Rye
The Captain
Trumpet Thief
Winged Sorceress
Xander
OK lessee who we got here...Leeza for a start! Has there EVER been a post by Leeza without a :) smiley in it? This reporter doubts it! That Proto fellow predicts she will lose...Leeza, Psy has every confidence in you, you go out there and do him proud! Although also up are Rye and XanXan, and these chicks conspired, yes, CONSPIRED to send me birthday stuff. That's pretty nice. It's very nice. HAIL TO THEM! New nominees include that EVIL Bert, who I will not say anything good about because I think he was mean to me in my mind, Trumpet Thief (This dude isn't nice, he's just insane!) and LoGAN! Logan's birthday was yesterday or so! And she rocks. YOU'RE ALL TOO NICE STOP IT. Psy's prediction: Leeza

12) Evilest Member
Ansem
Baloki
Citizen Bleys
Doomgaze
Kawaii Ryűkishi
Leeza
Misfit
ShlupQuack
Proto found it amusing that Leeza was up for this one. Dude, Leeza is evil, she is always plotting to kill me. At least, that's what I read in the newspaper. THE newspaper, oh yes. Also we have two robots up for this award, Citizen Bley's C3PO to Kishi's...um...that evil thing from Lost In Space that was all "Crush. Kill. Destroy. Sex0r." Misfit, last time's winner is also up for this...aw heck you know what? I'll predict her as winning just because she sucks. Psy's prediction: Misfit

13) Sexiest Male
Baloki
Bert
Citizen Bleys
Denmark
Dr Unne
Psychotic
RSL
ShlupMoo
Spaceman Spiff
Spuuky
My my, such handsome fellows here, including Bleys and Unne and RSL! Wow, SEXAY! No really, I got this video from ShlupMoo of the three of them doing...sexual...things to each other. They look like Japanese schoolgirls to me, but he insists it's them. Second best $5 I ever spent! But, no-one in the known universe is sexier than Spaceman Spiff, I think I should...oh wait I forgot what I was gonna say about Spiff. Also we have Ron and Harry from Harry Potter: Denmark and Baloki! They both deny they look like them, and they'll kill me for saying this but PSY NO CARE! So now we're left with Psy vs Bert vs PG....Easy: Psy's prediction: RSL.

14) Sexiest Female
Chaos
Ethéré
Fuzakeru
Jojo
Misfit
Rye
ShlupQuack
Winged Sorceress
Ooh, I get to judge shexay laydeez! It's a hard job, but SOMEONE'S gotta do it! Chaos won it last time, so she probably will this time. Random Chaos fact: She's 26 days older than me! Hey, if I won sexiest male and she won sexiest female, we would prove that April 1987 was one sexy month! Also up is Jojo. JOJO. IS. EVIL. I WANT TO THROW STAPLES ONTO HER EARS. Hey, take the same statement and apply it to Misfit too. Also I have to yell the word ShlupQuack now. No reason. I haven't been paid to do this. Nope. SHLUPQUACK! Psy's prediction: Chaos

15) Cutest Male
Baloki
CloudDragon
Joel
Loony BoB
Matty Pie!
Psychotic
ShlupMoo
Matty in a pie...mmmmm....Matty pie...WHAT I WASN'T ASLEEP I DON'T LIKE MATTY PIE WHO ARE YOU?! Um...Joel. Yeah...you know what? Joel. Also don't rule out that Brandon, he's our sexiest site staff! (If he still is one...and yes he IS hotter than that JERK Flying Mullet, who I hope falls into a cauldron of...bad...purple...yeah!) Also don't rule that Psyguy out. Who did pr00t predict? Matty Pie? OK I won't predict that guy anyway. I'll predict me. Joel. Brandon. Yeah, I can predict three if I want to! YOU JERKS TRY STOPPING ME! Psy's predicton: Psy, Joel, CloudDragon.

16) Cutest Female
Chaos
Dixie
Giggles
Kami
Rye
Winged Sorceress
Xander
Last time Chaos won this from the previous winner, Rye, by one vote. I think there's only one way to settle this: Baked beans, polar bears, a lepper camp and whips. Who's with me? Hell let's throw ALL the competitors in there! Giggles and Logan will steal each other's votes, methinks, and Kami has fallen down a well and cannot get out* Although don't exclude Dixie...Dixie what the heck is in your avatar? I always wanted to know! Psy's prediction: Rye

*I was told by Loony BoB. If she has not, I suggest you lynch him.

17) Best Custom Rank
Agent Proto
Bert
Czech. Republic
Jebus
Psychotic
RSL
ShlupMoo
ShlupQuack
Oh, look who decided to show his face! Agent "I don't predict Psy for anything!" Proto! And look who he's up against: Psy "Won't get any votes for this category" Chotic! Inttttttteresting. I'd like to say a few words about Czech. Republic. I knew this guy ever since we were firefighters back in Kansas. We came across many difficult challenges, threats to our lives, but we faced them...together. Hell...we didn't just face challenges together...we faced the entire world...and we won. Then he stabbed me in the back and started writing long posts. Wait, what the hell was I talking about? ...ah well, let's talk about Jebus: He is hot. Psy's prediction: QUAAAAAAAACK QUACK QUACK!

18) Best Avatar
Baloki
Bert
Del Murder
Denmark
Dr Unne
Flying Mullet
Leeza
Levian
Loony BoB
RSL
Rye
TasteyPies
Xander
Del Murder, Dr Unne, Loony BoB & RSL all have avatars which I guess have become icons of EoFF. This means everyone who thinks EoFF became awful after 2002 and refuse to mention anything else will have a tough time voting! Hoho! Contemporary (I don't care if I spelled it wrong, I'm a rebel and I'm accountable to none! Not even Bob Saget) avatars that could just win include Leeza's cat, Den's psychaedelic penguin and the "Guy on the Ball" - Tastey "On the ball" Pies. Ultimately though, it's obvious that RSL Day has shifted the balance firmly in RSL's favour. Psy's prediction: RSL.

19) Best Signature
Award Guy
Baloki
Del Murder
fire_of_avalon
Leeza
Loony BoB
Miriel
Psychotic
Rye
Why bother? Award Guy always wins this one, come back later. Although anyone, and I mean anyone, who doesn't love the sweaty, black man-boobs in my signature is a FREAK OF NATURE! Hi Baloki. Baloki is also up for this, so I guess this means I'm supposed to talk about his chances, but instead I'll just ramble on and on about nothing in particular until it looks like I've actually written a lot about this award and therefore put some thought into predicting it. Psy's prediction: Award Guy

20) Best Artist
*angel tears*
black orb
Dr Unne
Female Ryuichi
Joel
Rye
Sita Atis
Vincent06
Black orb always types >>> at the start of his messages. I think this is code! SECRET CODE! To brainwash us all into voting for him, perhaps! ...D'oh! Although *angel tears* (I think she used to be called *angle tears* which was a waaaaay better name :D) does amazing stuff too. Vincent06...WHAT A GUY! But I don't think he'll win. Instead Dr Unne will win. But you know something? I searched three, yes THREE whole pages of Arts and Writing for a thread made by Unne but there were none, and I would have searched four but then a yeti crashed through my window and demanded tara masalata, so what can you do?

HOWEVER! I know I am supposed to be unbiased, but to that I say: GO TO HELL! I would like you all to please stand, that is right, please STAND for the following artist's work. Joel.

I nominated Joel, and I'm not afraid to admit it. Award Guy was all "OMG U CARNT NOMINAET JOEL!!??!??!" (Actual quote) and I was like "Yes I can! Damn you you filthy soc, I will not tolerate this elitism! Must I smite you again?" "No almighty Psy, I tremor before you for I am nowhere near as not-green as you! Please nominate Joel! Shall I fix it so he wins?" "NAY! YOU FILTHY SCOUNDREL! I know you are in the business of rigging these "Ciddies" but I have every confidence that Joel shall win by himself!" Oh, the fun times we share :cool:

Now, I demand you stand, and play the national anthem of...I dunno...Azerbaijan. BEHOLD THE WONDER OF JOEL HILAND! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=9055) As I said when Joel posted this in his LJ, I love the shading done to this, it's so post-neo-classical, and it renders the lightness of the viewer's belief unlimited in its paradox of the world and all of its troubles. Well... I didn't say that but I should have done, that's what FANCY art critics do. Basically I DO like it because it's: "You think your way is better than mine? Go to hell!" (One criticism I have however is that the object in his hand looks rather phallic...)
Psy's prediction: Unne, but it is an injustice on Joel.

21) Best Graphic Designer
Baloki
eternalshiva
o_O
Rinoabella
ShlupQuack
Xander
zacks_clone
o_O is awesome! FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE! Not that you should vote him on my say-so!! There's Rinoabella, who made the new EoFF layout to specifically include Aeris' breasts, so I am sure she will get the male vote, however that brilliant eternalshiva made the BAoTW logo, and we bribed her with peanuts and naked Faris_the_guy photos so she'd do a good job! Psy's prediction: Rinoabella

22) Best Writer
Del Murder
eestlinc
KFCruelty
Spatvark
Strider
Trumpet Thief
Last time, this award was won by Award Guy's evil minion, Strider. He is also in league with Agent Proto, as the two of them tried to frame me for spamming a "football" forum. Yeah, FUNNY HOW THE CULPRIT USED STRIDER'S NAME! If you're gonna frame someone, do a better job, mate. Anyway, this will be a Face/Off between Trumpet Thief and Strider. (Trumpet Thief can be Travolta, Strider can have Cage) Strider will gain the votes of the sports community, and of some of the older members, while Trumpet Thief will draw support from the newer crowd, but as everyone gets one vote each, it'll be good! Proto predicted Strider, so I will choose Trumpet Thief. Psy's prediction: Trumpet Thief.


23) Best Poet
Del Murder
eestlinc
Jack
Marick
Rye
Del Murder rhymed me with something like chaotic in that "Del Murder's Eyeson" thread, and I was impressed, as I was wondering how he'd do it. Del I am impressed. Psy calling Del: Impressedness. Jack also does REALLY good work, and he's probably the EoFFer who lives nearest to me! But I don't think he will win. Marick. Hello Marick. I don't think Marick will win either, as he has not established himself yet. My winner is eestlinc, because when I clicked the link in his sig I saw a Fight Club-related thing. Ironically it included the word "Jack". Here's a random eestlinc fact: He has hated me ever since I got him in the "Which EoFFer are you?" quiz and I said "Ew!". I didn't even know who he was at the time, but the little image mentioned Bruckner, which was all I needed to hear... Psy's prediction: eestlinc.

24) Best Poster
Agent Proto
Del Murder
DMKA
Loony BoB
Psychotic
RSL
ShlupMoo
Spaceman Spiff
The Captain
Winged Sorceress
I love Agent Proto really, y'know. Don't go smashing his head in...too much ;) BUT HE WON'T WIN! I'll pick Del because my hand hurts from typing all this. Psy's prediction: Del Murder

Xander
12-07-2004, 11:47 PM
Omg PsyPsy, in the Cutest Female thing you mentioned EVERYONE except me. And I thought you loved me *sob*

Flying Mullet
12-07-2004, 11:49 PM
He didn't mention me for Cutest Female either and I wanted to be the write-in candidate. :cry:

Psychotic
12-07-2004, 11:49 PM
In other news, XanXan is the hottest chick in the known universe.

Also I think I ragged too much on BoB but I didn't know he'd broken his hand then, otherwise it would have been funny, now it's mean :(

EDIT: And FM, I mentioned you in cutest male so there! :love:

Xander
12-07-2004, 11:52 PM
<3 Psy!

Trumpet Thief
12-08-2004, 12:11 AM
chaos: Yay, thanks Psy! ^__^

Jebus
12-08-2004, 12:12 AM
Oh well, let's talk about Jebus: He is hot.

So true. <3

Voteh for teh me. :D

Giggles
12-08-2004, 12:39 AM
Giggles and Logan will steal each other's votes

Not if Logan doesn't vote for me!

Psychotic
12-08-2004, 12:40 AM
I meant that people who would normally vote for you might vote for Logan instead! And vice versa!

Oh, it's a topsy-turvy world we live in!

Giggles
12-08-2004, 12:41 AM
I thought you meant we'd cancel each other out with our votes :o

YOU'RE CONFUSING.

Psychotic
12-08-2004, 12:42 AM
YOU'RE CONFUSING.'Swhy you married me, right? :cool:

muchacho
12-08-2004, 01:05 AM
no votes/:ciddie: for me................YES!!!!!!!!1 :moose: :moose: :moose: :elk:

:twocents: (two cents) to all who did get votes

theundeadhero
12-08-2004, 02:21 AM
I declare this to be a showdown, or perhaps a hodown (I'm hoping that's a dance they do in the Wild West, if not it'll be something involving hookers...either way, COOL!)"The ciddies are a magical time. Even The Captain is letting loose.

Fuzakeru
12-08-2004, 02:42 AM
Psy failed to mention me once in the sexiest nominations. :spin: This makes me feel so not sexy.
Oh well! Those, again, were very entertaining! :love:

Dignified Pauper
12-08-2004, 05:44 AM
i believe you were right about my nomination for Best Poet, but i can still hope.

Eö Telrúnya
12-08-2004, 07:15 AM
You should give everyone an award just for participating in this thing. It sounds exhausting! :D

Loony BoB
12-08-2004, 07:18 AM
Also I think I ragged too much on BoB but I didn't know he'd broken his hand then, otherwise it would have been funny, now it's mean
yeah psy you jerk :mad2:

Eö Telrúnya
12-08-2004, 07:19 AM
On a second thought, are you sure this broken hand is genuine? I mean, he might be faking it to get more sympathy votes! :D

Loony BoB
12-08-2004, 07:24 AM
i got x rays :D and they've seen the pic of mah hand :(

Psychotic
12-08-2004, 12:37 PM
yeah psy you jerk :mad2:Haha, I'd gladly head up to Edingburgh to type those Ciddies out for ya :p

(And of course it has nothing to do with finding out once and for all who voted for me as Best Male in June 2003 and hug them to pieces. I'd never come to your flat under false pretences to do that!)

Loony BoB
12-08-2004, 04:22 PM
Haha, I'd gladly head up to Edingburgh to type those Ciddies out for ya :p

(And of course it has nothing to do with finding out once and for all who voted for me as Best Male in June 2003 and hug them to pieces. I'd never come to your flat under false pretences to do that!)
best offer I've had so far actually xD at least i wouldn't spend 24 hours on the phone dictating to people that way. :p

And of course you wouldn't! I have a tally which I'd give you and then we'd figure out what to type from there. You'd never even see who voted what! Isn't it great?

Of course right now I have to figure out how to do more simple things like cleaning dishes with one hand. :( *bought a lot of hands-only food today*

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2004, 04:38 PM
I'd like to note that I will not be accepting votes from the three members who registered yesterday. =P

DMKA
12-08-2004, 05:20 PM
I'd like to note that I will not be accepting votes from the three members who registered yesterday. =P
That's discrimination.

Eö Telrúnya
12-08-2004, 05:21 PM
best offer I've had so far actually xD at least i wouldn't spend 24 hours on the phone dictating to people that way. :p

And of course you wouldn't! I have a tally which I'd give you and then we'd figure out what to type from there. You'd never even see who voted what! Isn't it great?

Of course right now I have to figure out how to do more simple things like cleaning dishes with one hand. :( *bought a lot of hands-only food today*

Your typing seems really good today. Is your hand un-broken now?

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2004, 05:31 PM
I type one handed. If I want to, it can be with good grammar. It just takes longer.

Cz
12-08-2004, 09:29 PM
Pfft. No-one likes grammar anyway. Pushy son of a... :D

Anyway, good luck with whatever crazy solution you decide on, BoB. An elaborate system of pulleys might just do the trick. :)

fire_of_avalon
12-08-2004, 11:44 PM
BoB use the dictation program thing that's on Windows. I can't remember what it's called, but it entertained me for hours. It won't make you say weird stuff like Del Booger won the Sydney for best Hairdresser.... I swear.... >_>

eestlinc
12-09-2004, 12:58 AM
23) Best Poet
Del Murder
eestlinc
Jack
Marick
Rye
Del Murder rhymed me with something like chaotic in that "Del Murder's Eyeson" thread, and I was impressed, as I was wondering how he'd do it. Del I am impressed. Psy calling Del: Impressedness. Jack also does REALLY good work, and he's probably the EoFFer who lives nearest to me! But I don't think he will win. Marick. Hello Marick. I don't think Marick will win either, as he has not established himself yet. My winner is eestlinc, because when I clicked the link in his sig I saw a Fight Club-related thing. Ironically it included the word "Jack". Here's a random eestlinc fact: He has hated me ever since I got him in the "Which EoFFer are you?" quiz and I said "Ew!". I didn't even know who he was at the time, but the little image mentioned Bruckner, which was all I needed to hear... Psy's prediction: eestlinc.

I hate you? What's wrong with Bruckner?

And also, that "which member of eoff?" quiz that Bleys wrote is one of the best bits of eoff history ever. He should be...proud or something.

Psychotic
12-09-2004, 01:04 AM
I hate you? What's wrong with Bruckner? Because when I said "Ew!" or whatever you gave an angry smiley! Angry smileys = hate *nods* Or did you? *checks*

Oh here we go:
Me: EESTLINC? I don't like Eestlinc though *cries*
eest: *sends Mik to rape you*

Well, I don't know about you people but I think that's conclusive proof of hate right there! :shifty:

And at the time I didn't know who Bruckner was. I thought it was EoFF's version of the Nazi party, as people went around yelling "Hail Bruckner" and I didn't like nazis very much.

eestlinc
12-09-2004, 01:08 AM
gee I'm sorry mr "I don't like eestlinc" when you didn't know who I was. And you didn't know who Bruckner was either. Way to be judgmental! :angry::angry:

Psychotic
12-09-2004, 01:13 AM
I feel so hated :(

And I just did that quiz and I got Del Murder.

DEL MURDER? I don't like Del Murder though *cries*

<center><img src="http://www.eyesonff.com/eoffquiz/del_murder.gif"><hr>Similarity: 68%</center><p><a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/eoffquiz/eoffquiz.html">Which Member of Eyes On Final Fantasy are YOU?</a>

(I love Del really...perhaps! Sorta accurate, really...)

MoonsEcho
12-09-2004, 01:23 AM
I took that quiz during the server switch when I went and read the ENTIRE general archive section. I, too, got eestlinc. <_<

zacks_clone
12-09-2004, 01:24 AM
That's...frightful. Some people have too much free time.:P

Kirobaito
12-09-2004, 01:28 AM
I'm too embarassed to say who I got when I took it.

To make this not spam...vote for me.

MoonsEcho
12-09-2004, 01:28 AM
:P

Well, the server switch conveniently happened during a time frame when I didn't have a car because my husband was working long shifts. So sue me. :P

m4tt
12-09-2004, 01:32 AM
Why don't you like Matty in a pie? sheesh.

Ace Protorney
12-09-2004, 01:33 AM
I got The Man... Wait, that's because I am... The Man. >_> <_<

Jebus
12-09-2004, 01:34 AM
<center><img src="http://www.eyesonff.com/eoffquiz/linus.gif"><hr>Similarity: 72%</center><p><a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/eoffquiz/eoffquiz.html">Which Member of Eyes On Final Fantasy are YOU?</a>

<_<

Spam am goal.

Vote for me. :D

Fuzakeru
12-09-2004, 01:35 AM
I totally got ShlupQuack and I even posted the result in my LJ cause it was awesome. ^_^

Wow. Time is growing closer and closer to see who wins what and so forth. I'm very excited! -swims in pudding-

Psychotic
12-09-2004, 01:36 AM
Why don't you like Matty in a pie? sheesh.Oh, the idea was that I was fantasising about you but suddenly was woken up in a most hilarious comedy sequence!

And hurray! I made the Ciddies thread go off topic for the 50th time! (Seriously, someone kick Bleys into making a new one, as loads of those people are gone, like Spatty :whimper: )

DMKA
12-09-2004, 01:43 AM
<center><img src="http://www.eyesonff.com/eoffquiz/del_murder.gif"><hr>Similarity: 66%</center><p><a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/eoffquiz/eoffquiz.html">Which Member of Eyes On Final Fantasy are YOU?</a>

=\

Fuzakeru
12-09-2004, 01:47 AM
And hurray! I made the Ciddies thread go off topic for the 50th time!

You are quite good at that, indeed. ^_^- Now you're gonna to make BoB cry when he has write to you to tell you to stay on topic.
And I agree. We need another quiz thing. Those are quite fun.

m4tt
12-09-2004, 01:47 AM
Oh, the idea was that I was fantasising about you but suddenly was woken up in a most hilarious comedy sequence!


I figured that's what it was, but I just wanted to make sure. ;)

Ace Protorney
12-09-2004, 01:47 AM
Seriously guys. Leave the Which Member Are You out of this thread.

Chris
12-09-2004, 02:05 AM
I'm hurt... I'm not even nominated once :whimper:

...I think I'll disappear for a while :(

I'd like to think that I've contributed with something... I guess not :(

Del Murder
12-09-2004, 02:30 AM
All the ladies came to see me, and all the guys want to be me.

I'm glad someone finally noticed my 'serious' side. :Oo:

eestlinc
12-09-2004, 02:34 AM
I'm glad someone finally noticed my 'serious' side. :Oo:

Yea, we call him eestlinc!

Yamaneko
12-09-2004, 02:41 AM
I thought that eestlinc was his beautiful side?

eestlinc
12-09-2004, 02:47 AM
seriously beautiful

Dignified Pauper
12-09-2004, 04:34 AM
23) Best Poet
Del Murder
eestlinc
Jack
Marick
Rye
Del Murder rhymed me with something like chaotic in that "Del Murder's Eyeson" thread, and I was impressed, as I was wondering how he'd do it. Del I am impressed. Psy calling Del: Impressedness. Jack also does REALLY good work, and he's probably the EoFFer who lives nearest to me! But I don't think he will win. Marick. Hello Marick. I don't think Marick will win either, as he has not established himself yet. My winner is eestlinc, because when I clicked the link in his sig I saw a Fight Club-related thing. Ironically it included the word "Jack". Here's a random eestlinc fact: He has hated me ever since I got him in the "Which EoFFer are you?" quiz and I said "Ew!". I didn't even know who he was at the time, but the little image mentioned Bruckner, which was all I needed to hear... Psy's prediction: eestlinc.


I also would like to add, what does it matter if I am well established or not, read my work, if you think i'm the best, vote for me, regardless of if i'm established. Personally, I like eestlinc's work but it's up to the voters..

Oh, I got ecdv likness of 78%

Eö Telrúnya
12-09-2004, 07:19 AM
Just a quick question: are these awards won by the members who actually deserve them, or are they given out to the most popular members who don't actually do anything? (I'm not being serious, honest!) :p

Cz
12-09-2004, 10:27 AM
A bit of both, really. If you're not popular at all (or just unfortunate enough to be overlooked) then you won't win anything, but you won't see popular guys taking awards they don't deserve. The Best Poet/Artist awards, for example, are always won by talented people, and the Best Spammer Awards by the least talented. :p

Don't worry about being overlooked in the future. I have a feeling you'll be a strong contender for Best Newbie next summer. :)

Dignified Pauper
12-09-2004, 11:38 AM
she can't run for best newbie next summer, b/c it's a new half-year and you're only a newb per half-year, you can only be a newbie once.

Zell's Fists of Fury
12-09-2004, 02:53 PM
and the Best Spammer Awards by the least talented. :p


That's true. :rolleyes2

Cz
12-09-2004, 03:51 PM
she can't run for best newbie next summer, b/c it's a new half-year and you're only a newb per half-year, you can only be a newbie once.Oh dear, you're right. However, you'll still be up for Best Regular, Eö, and I can guarentee you at least one nomination in that. :)

Strider
12-09-2004, 04:11 PM
and the Best Spammer Awards by the least talented. :pIf spam involved talent, it wouldn't be spam at all. It would be wit. So, yeah, you're right.

Psychotic
12-09-2004, 08:21 PM
Hello! PM Psychotic for hot horny loving!


1) Best Member
Agent Proto
Big D
Del Murder
Denmark
Giga Guess
Loony BoB
Psychotic
The Captain
TheAbominatrix
Trumpet Thief
Psychotic will receive approximately 0 votes for this, or at least this is what he hopes will happen. OMG TEH WHAT?!!!?!? Really. HAH! We have both the Eizon Overseers...oh wait Nait's one too...you know what I think'd be funny? If Nait randomly showed up during the Ciddies and started posting pictures of himself topless and perhaps holding a pink riding crop! Anyway where was I? Oh yeah, Eizon guys Giga Guess and Trumpet Thief, who I hear are NOT gay lovers! Also Agent Proto is there, so will the Eizon vote be split? We'll have to wait to find out! Abomythingy, as I will now refer to her, has according to my sources, attempted to bribe Award Guy for this award with...get this...2,000 copies of Anne Frank's diary. I'm not quite sure why...Anyway, I think Big D and The Captain will do well also, as as I have frequently says, everyone loves them! (Me too :love: ) Plus there's that Del "Was extremely cool when Bleys made that quiz" Murder, who probably won it last time! He's sexy...you ever seen that pic of him? HUBBA HUBBA! But this isn't sexiest male! I believe Denmark will pick up the BAoTW vote, but I can't be sure, but my sources have told me a lot of people voted for BoB on this one! Psy's prediction: Loony BoB

2) Best Male
Agent Proto
Big D
Del Murder
Denmark
Giga Guess
Loony BoB
Psychotic
The Captain
Yamaneko
Like a re-run of the last one, 'cept with less Abom and Trumpet Thief, and more Yama "He was a sk8er boi she said seeya l8er boi, he wasn't good enough for her" neko. And from word that I've heard on the grapevine, Loony BoB - last time's winner - is not doing well in this one! That's right! Apparently there are a lot of people who are voting him for Best Member and Psychotic for Best Male. Oh hell, I just wanna talk about ME! In June 2003, I was nominated for this award with 2 nominations, no idea who they came from but I'd love to know so I can hug them. My first and only nomination (Well...until December). I remember in #eoff I was trying to make Gau...NOW MATTY PIE! vote for me, and he claimed he didn't know me. Oh Matty... I still bear the emotional wounds today! Flash forward to June 2004, where I was runner up...and now, now it is my one chance at winning! (I think we need stirring music for this part!) Oh right I suppose I should be unbiased. The Captain is a fine gentleman, who isn't actually the Captain of the Titanic, which I had heard he was. Agent Proto = possible Skydiver abducter. Giga Guess = possible abductee. Big D = Knows about Donoghue v Stevenson (If he knows about Scott v MPC I'll be more impressed). Denmark = hot. Del Murder = Possibly selling out his Mafioso pals. Person who I didn't mention = I forgot them. Psy's prediction: Psychotic, I hope :love:

3) Best Female
anime_angel
fire_of_avalon
Fuzakeru
kikimm
Leeza
Rusty
Rye
ShlupQuack
TheAbominatrix
Xander
Chicky pies, chicky pies, chickies are all in a pie! You know, I want this award to be renamed Best Pie. We have some new nominees for this, perhaps they are not new but Psy..PSY NO CARE! Rusty, Kikimm, Fuzie-poo, FoA, anime_angel...um...ShlupQuack, she's a newbie too...but yeah, those ladies rock...for the MOST part *glares at Shlup and her robot* But what about that Rye girl, whoever the hell SHE is. Oh wait, she's that girl that stalks me...Hmm. Yeah she could win. Or Leeza. Leeza which from now on will be pronounced to rhyme with pizza. But meh, that newbie Shlup has won this thing a lot, apparently. She won it before she even joined! Psy's prediction: ShlupQuack

4) Best Administrator
Cid
Daryl
Dr Unne
Farah
Loony BoB
Roogle
ShlupQuack
Award Roo = LOVE.
Thanks, that's all I wanted to say. Psy's prediction: Farah

5) Best Cid's Knight
Big D
Del Murder
Kawaii Ryűkishi
Leeza
Matty Pie!
RSL
Xander
Yamaneko
Y'know, I think I'll go through this lot as to how often I've been told off by them! Big D...I don't think he has, but that's because we're in opposite time zones! Del...possibly...he let MAPS continue so he gets um...:sing: a singing smiley! What self-respecting CK wouldn't want one of those? Kishi...when I first joined EoFF I thought Kishi was GOD. But now I don't see him around so much :( Leeza, haha Leeza's warned me a fair bit, I remember a great moment when she collectively referred to people as idiots for not warning a spam thread which I posted more than anyone else in. Matty...oh man this guy! He stops all the good spam because his EVIL PAYMASTERS at the Mountain Party (They're a real party in Virginia, I think...but he's their minion and I have proof! What proof? This quote: "Matt is on the payrole of the Mountain Party!). I preferred it when he was Former Staff for a while, made things a lot easier :p RSL...what can I say about RSL? "He has a fine hat" Yeah, that'll do. XanXan, well she deserves to be PELTED WITH TREES for beating me 26-23 on Minesweeper flags on MSN. DAMN YOU XANXAN, I'LL GET MY REVENGE IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DOOOOOO! And finally some loser, who closed a particularly awesome spam thread by announcing I was dating Misfit. I hope he falls into a ditch and can't get out until a crane is brought. Psy's prediction: Xamlar. And if she wins she has to replay me at minesweeper flags.

6) Best Site Staff
Baloki
bennator
CloudDragon
Cloud_Strider
eternalshiva
Flying Mullet
Heath
Samuraid
Strider
What I wanna say about Samuraid is that his name makes me think he's some sort of drink for Samurais...I must have got it from aid! But will the voters vote for a drink? Bennator...Benny benny bennator. What happened to the 0, benito? I pine for it :whimper: (If he still had the 0 he'd win this one by a mile) Heath! Heath supports Everton. You may all proceed to laugh at him. Ballalalalalallaloki! He is no longer Site Staff, so I hope he wins this! Yeah, biasedness. Oh but he doesn't want to win it...but aw Baloki you GOTTA wanna win this one :p Then there is Strider. He...I don't want to talk about what went wrong in the relationship we had...but *sniff* it was heaven while it lasted. CloudDragon. Roar. Cloud_Strider = COMBINATION OF CLOUDDRAGON AND STRIDER'S DNA? Very yes. And then we have the two dorks who run this angry rabble, Flying Smelly and eternalshiva. I refuse to say anything good about Flying Mullet until he changes his name back to Chadmonkey. As for shiv-shiv, she's a magical rainbow who lives across the sea (Haha I started a rumour!) Psy's prediction: Balokey, purely because it would be hillarious if he won.

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Agent Proto
eestlinc
Endless
Spatvark
Squally Leonharty
TheAbominatrix
eestlinc. Didn't eest used to be a toilet duck? eest was your avatar ever a toilet duck? Then we have Proto, last time's winner. Ooh. Oooooooh. Proto didn't predict me for the award I wanted to win. So you know what? I'm gonna do the same to him! HAHAHAAHAHAHAA! :love: Endless, endless, there really is no end! Sorry, just a little song I made up. A little song! That brings me nicely onto Squally, who has the single most greatest voice and accent in the entire known universe. "INDUSTRIAL TRAINSTATION!" Spat = hot. And as for Abomi...OW OW OW THE SPACE JUST BELOW MY MIDDLE FINGER ON MY RIGHT HAND HURTS OW OW OW. Oh, I guess we'll never know what I was gonna say about Abo as I forgot. Psy's prediction: eestlinc

8) Best Veteran
Citizen Bleys
fire_of_avalon
Jebus
Levian
Psychotic
Rye
ShlupMoo
The Captain
Hey wow, everyone up for this award rocks...perhaps not Bleys, he deleted a usernote I gave him which had a moomba smilie on it :moomba: MMJDPJMD. That's the first letter of everyone's real names up for this award! Notice that every single one is duplicated...except for the letter P! Who's real name begins with P? Eh, hell if I know :roll: Jebus and Lev are cool, I think this needs to be stated a lot more often. Jebus and Lev are cool. Jebus and Lev are cool. Jebus and Lev are cool. Jebus and Lev are cool. OK I think that's enough for this minute...maybe. ShlupMoo and The Captain...so alike that they could be twins, separated at birth! ...But ARE they?! Megan...Megan is feisty, so I've been led to believe. Rye...hey don't Rye and The Captain live in the same place? I DECLARE A CONSPIRACY! No-one lives where I live! Oh wait, Lev...sorta does. Norway is near England...more so than those Latvians who sold me down the river are, anyway! Anyway, who did pr00t pick? Captain? I already picked that guy for tooooo much. Psy says: Bleys in a tin.

9) Best Regular
Carnage
Del Moomba
Dixie
Doomsday
kikimm
Necronopticous
nik0tine
Starlight Angel
TasteyPies
Trumpet Thief
Godamn it why do there have to be so many cool people here? WHY?! :(
Carnage: Hates newb-threads, Psychotic, blimps/zeppelins.
Del Moomba: I told this guy to rename himself Del Murder when Del was Super Delete. The jerk didn't. He likes losing to me at tic-tac-toe!
Dixie: Take off the "Di" and it becomes Xie. Now that's cool.
Necro...I can't spell it: I bet he got votes from all who went to that Cali meet-up! ALL!
nik0tine: Coolest hair in existence, until February 2005 (Mullets will be back in style...but not flying ones)
Starlight Angel: Definitely hates Psychotic and ZeZipster. Repeatedly sends them pictures of polar bears.
TasteyPies: Sex God...dess.
Trumpet Thief: ME SO HORNY.
Psy's prediction: Trumpet Thief, because he repeatedly harasses me on MSN about these predictions to predict him, although he often says "Psy don't TELL people I tell you to predict me!" so I thought I'd use this opportunity to tell you how corrupt I am.


10) Best Newbie
beyondthegrave
General Zod
KFCruelty
Marick
MoonsEcho
Penguin
Yazoo'squeen
Penguin has the coolest name ever. GENERAL ZOD!!!!!!! In less Zod-related news, Marick. Hi Marick! Marick didn't like my prediction for best poet. That hurts my feelings, Marick. :( MoonsEcho...does the moon REALLY echo? She hates me. (I like saying people hate me. It's the only way a girl like me can be shown a good time around here!) Oh wait I got a PM. From Misfit. She just said she hates me. Haha, coincidentally beautiful! Yazoo'squeen...yeah I like her. She hates me too. xD Who is left? KFCruelty, oh man that guy DETESTS me. Hell beyondthegrave, Penguin and General Zoddy and Marick hate me too! EVERY NOMINEE FOR THIS HATES ME WHAT THE HELL? Psy says that MoonsEcho stands a good chance, but Pr00t chose her so I'll opt for: Psy's prediction: That Queen of the YAZOOOOOOOO!

Also I didn't pick a most likely to be Hobbes, but that's RSL now. Yep.

Shlup
12-09-2004, 09:23 PM
Remember last time the winners were announced and it took forever when BoB had use of both hands? That was funny.

Dignified Pauper
12-09-2004, 09:31 PM
I don't hate you, i just said what i thought. Hate would make me talk about your mother. *gives a warm, heart ful-filling smile* mmm slander

Loony BoB
12-09-2004, 09:36 PM
Best Spammer Awards by the least talented. :p:(

i just realised something. psy's prediction posts are so much cooler if you read them kind of like moe in that simpsons episode with the envelope he didn't really make

Dking'squeen
12-09-2004, 09:48 PM
I don't hate you...I detest you:D Just kidding.

fire_of_avalon
12-09-2004, 10:34 PM
:(

i just realised something. psy's prediction posts are so much cooler if you read them kind of like moe in that simpsons episode with the envelope he didn't really make

EX FREAKIN DEE

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-09-2004, 11:15 PM
3192 votes from 75 members so far.

Voters
Agent Proto
Auronhart
Baloki
bennator
Bert
Big D
Bomber
Borry!
Calliope
Carnage
Chaos
chionos
Citizen Bleys
Czech. Republic
Daryl
Del Moomba
Del Murder
Del Snizz
Denmark
Divinity
DJZen
DMKA
Dr Unne
eestlinc
Efli
Eö Telrúnya
Farah
Faris
Female Ryuichi
fire_of_avalon
Flying Mullet
Fuzakeru
Giga Guess
Giggles
Jebus
Joel
kikimm
Kirobaito
Leeza
Levian
Loony BoB
Marick
Matt90
Matty Pie!
Meat Puppet
MecaKane
MiNoUwAgAiNcItY
Miriel
Misfit
MoonsEcho
Necronopticous
nik0tine
Ouch!
princeofdarknez
Psychotic
Raistlin
RSL
Rye
Samuraid
Sephiroth1999AD
SephirothChick
ShlupQuack
Skye-chan
Squinn
Starlight Angel
Strider
Takara
The Captain
Trumpet Thief
VaShYmAn
White Raven
Winged Sorceress
Xander
Yazoo'squeen
zacks_clone

I might close voting tomorrow to give me extra time for the winners thread.

Strider
12-09-2004, 11:17 PM
We'll just have to garner more votes before then! Awaaaaaay!

escobert
12-09-2004, 11:17 PM
yay!

Yamaneko
12-09-2004, 11:29 PM
I'll vote tonight.

Strider
12-09-2004, 11:31 PM
I knew I didn't have to send you a PM for this, Yams. <3

Auronhart
12-09-2004, 11:42 PM
PG hasn't voted..

theundeadhero
12-09-2004, 11:48 PM
Long live the write in vote! Wiat, there isn't one. Crap!

Del Murder
12-10-2004, 02:48 AM
The common misconception when determining the best sig/av is that it is a matter of opinion. This is simply not true. There is an actual best, and they are mine. I am not bragging or being arrogant at all, merely stating a fact. Like the sun being hot or the ocean being wet. Other people have claimed that their sig or av is better than mine. They are only saying this because it is theirs. I am not. The fact that my sig/av is mine has nothing to do with its quality. These people are using biased opinions, and therefore cannot be trusted.

The vote will soon come down and we shall have a 'winner'. The result of that vote is meaningless in regard to which sig/av is acually the best. Those who vote against mine are simply disillusioned, and that is the true shame in all of this. Hopefully, for the board's sake, and the world's sake, this will not be a significant portion of the membership.

Leeza
12-10-2004, 02:59 AM
<i>Other people have claimed that their sig or av is better than mine. They are only saying this because it is theirs. I am not.</i> - Del

Ha! :cat:

Mine are the best and they're not even mine. :)

Dr Unne
12-10-2004, 02:59 AM
A sig can't really be called good until you go five years without changing it.

Ace Protorney
12-10-2004, 03:21 AM
Del should give credit to the person who made his signature.

Mikztsu
12-10-2004, 03:45 AM
I'll vote tomorrow when I wake up. :) Now need sleep zzzzZzzz

Jebus
12-10-2004, 04:10 AM
OMGWTFZORZ!

Vote for me. :D?

Del Murder
12-10-2004, 04:12 AM
I always give credit to the great Mindflare for my sig. In my previous soliloquy I got too caught up in the moment to mention it. It is all his greatness, and none of mine, but this changes nothing.

Trumpet Thief
12-10-2004, 04:33 AM
chaos: Wow, the date draws near. I can't wait to see the results! :hyper:

Kirobaito
12-10-2004, 04:34 AM
My sig has color. I'm apparently the only one that loves it.

Baloki
12-10-2004, 04:35 AM
I'm with TT


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Trumpet Thief
12-10-2004, 04:38 AM
chaos: Yay! Don't worry Baloki, I didn't vote for you.... in less than 6 categories!

Rubedo: But seriously, we followed your wishes, in nominations at least. So, umm, when are the revelations? *Is too lazy to check*

Baloki
12-10-2004, 04:39 AM
I think sunday


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Trumpet Thief
12-10-2004, 04:47 AM
Rubedo: *gasp* You mean we don't find out who got what Ciddie until Sunday?! I thought it was tomorrow :(

Miriel
12-10-2004, 05:02 AM
I don't even know which sig I'm nominated for. :p

Kirobaito
12-10-2004, 05:08 AM
I don't understand why Award Guy needs so much time to figure up the results. I mean, it's not like he's got a broken finger like BoB.

Trumpet Thief
12-10-2004, 05:12 AM
I don't understand why Award Guy needs so much time to figure up the results. I mean, it's not like he's got a broken finger like BoB.

chaos: Exactly!

Yamaneko
12-10-2004, 05:26 AM
I sent in my votes. :monster:

FightClubFan#47
12-10-2004, 06:11 AM
I'm hurt... I'm not even nominated once :whimper:

...I think I'll disappear for a while :(

I'd like to think that I've contributed with something... I guess not :(

Dont go Chris :(

Psy you didnt predict me... Actually, i don't care about that... I care about the fact THAT YOU CHEATED AT TIC TAC TOE!!!

AG: Since my name has changed can I vote again?:p

black orb
12-10-2004, 06:14 AM
32) Most Underrated Member
Big D
black orb
Denmark
Farah
Female Ryuichi
Joel
The Captain
>>> o_o, I never expected to be nominated for this..:p

Del Murder
12-10-2004, 06:16 AM
You are underrated by even yourself, then. :D

Rainecloud
12-10-2004, 07:38 AM
I'll send my votes to you in a moment, BoB.

Loony BoB
12-10-2004, 07:50 AM
I don't understand why Award Guy needs so much time to figure up the results. I mean, it's not like he's got a broken finger like BoB.

uh oh

broke hand

er

so did AG

this should make revelations difficult :(

The Captain
12-10-2004, 08:23 AM
The suspense is building! Best of luck to all.

Oh, Psy, I couldn't possibly be Captain of the Titanic as maritime law has a strict one strike and your out policy, and I'd say hitting an iceberg, killing thousands of people, is a mighty big strike.

Take care all.

Pheesh
12-10-2004, 08:44 AM
i thought i'd get voted for something (at least most annoying or likely to get banned) :( Anyway.... next year i'll be waiting.

The Captain
12-10-2004, 09:04 AM
Honestly, the best way to get nominated for any award is to get out there and be active. Reply to posts and let your personality, or the personality you choose to show through these forums come through.

Take care all.

Pheesh
12-10-2004, 09:08 AM
i got a warning for doing that so i've kind of limited myself. :D

The Captain
12-10-2004, 09:12 AM
Within reason of course. Not sure why you were warned, but I suppose I should revise what I wrote by adding that so long as you can keep your personality from being vicious, or from inhibiting on other members, then you'd probably be in the clear.

Take care all.

Rainecloud
12-10-2004, 02:00 PM
Honestly, the best way to get nominated for any award is to get out there and be active. Reply to posts and let your personality, or the personality you choose to show through these forums come through...within reason of course. Not sure why you were warned, but I suppose I should revise what I wrote by adding that so long as you can keep your personality from being vicious, or from inhibiting on other members, then you'd probably be in the clear.

That sounds like a good idea, unless of course your personality is that of a psychopathic, morbid sadist. Alas, I don't think we have anybody like that here at EoFF. I can honestly say from previous experience that being yourself is most definitely the way to go, so long as you have the sense to refrain from going overboard when it comes to touchy subjects and issues. If you put on a false personality for the sake of trying to fit in, things are not going to work out too well.

I found out the hard way here and at various places. These days, I'm just "me". Good luck in the next Ciddies! :)

theundeadhero
12-10-2004, 04:47 PM
Honestly, the best way to get nominated for any award is to get out there and be active. Reply to posts and let your personality, or the personality you choose to show through these forums come through...within reason of courseDidn't help me much. Did anybody nominate me? *grumble*

Xander
12-10-2004, 04:54 PM
Didn't help me much. Did anybody nominate me? *grumble*

Why is it so important anyway? If you enjoy the forums, then you should enjoy posting anyway, and just enjoy the Ciddies for the fun they are. If you get nominated then great, if not, so what? It's all just a bit of fun. =)

Loony BoB
12-10-2004, 04:55 PM
Didn't help me much. Did anybody nominate me? *grumble*
Yes. :p

theundeadhero
12-10-2004, 05:04 PM
Why is it so important anyway? If you enjoy the forums, then you should enjoy posting anyway, and just enjoy the Ciddies for the fun they are. If you get nominated then great, if not, so what? It's all just a bit of fun. =)I mostly worte that for "legal spam". I was curious to see if anyone would admit to nominating me too. It doesn't matter so much.

fire_of_avalon
12-10-2004, 05:19 PM
Oh, there's nothing wrong with grumbling anyways. Everybody here grumbles. :p

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-10-2004, 06:50 PM
3399 votes from 80 voters now! Great turnout so far. :) Still, there are a lot of ties and close competitions, so don't hold back if you've not yet voted - you could be the vote someone needs to win!

Voting is likely to close within the next 5-17 hours.

Flying Mullet
12-10-2004, 06:55 PM
Ahh man, we're 68 votes and 8 members away from breaking the record. Come on people!

Xander
12-10-2004, 07:31 PM
Oh, there's nothing wrong with grumbling anyways. Everybody here grumbles. :p

Yeah. I was just saying anyway. It just sometimes seems to mean too much to some people, that's all. <3 undeadhero! n__n

Jojee
12-10-2004, 07:37 PM
Arr... i voted :D And i have my name back. *glee*

CloudDragon
12-10-2004, 08:05 PM
Hey it's nice to see I still get two nominations, even though one is automatic. I think I'll vote for the sake of it. Maybe if I posted a recent picture of myself, that cutest male award would be a lock.

Denmark
12-10-2004, 08:34 PM
omg it's CD! In The Flesh! ^_^

come on, close voting, tally the votes, and start the revelations thread. so we can eat pie.

CloudDragon
12-10-2004, 08:36 PM
Nice Pink Floyd reference. I know a guy named Jim Morrison...

Denmark
12-10-2004, 08:39 PM
saw the movie for the first time last weekend. so I had to say something.

and I am located in Jim Morrison. :)

CloudDragon
12-10-2004, 08:45 PM
Really? I bought the movie a couple of weeks ago for the first time and watched it. Heh

DMKA
12-10-2004, 08:52 PM
But I don't like dark. =\

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-10-2004, 09:04 PM
3563 votes from 84 members so far! :) 3 hours until close...

Misfit
12-10-2004, 09:06 PM
3 hours until close...
HURRAY!

Flying Mullet
12-10-2004, 09:08 PM
Come on, only four more voters!