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RSL
12-06-2004, 12:43 AM
What if tacos could be used for money? Just think of the possibilities.

Psychotic
12-06-2004, 12:44 AM
How much would one taco be worth?

Fuzakeru
12-06-2004, 12:45 AM
I'd be broke cause I'd always eat my money. :cry:

RSL
12-06-2004, 12:45 AM
How much would one taco be worth?

$3.50

Leeza
12-06-2004, 12:45 AM
...like how would you keep them in your purse/wallet? ;)


Taco crumbs = more money! :)

Del Murder
12-06-2004, 12:47 AM
Quit eating the profits!

krissy
12-06-2004, 12:48 AM
imagine the gas after every paycheck

edit: imagine casinos

imagine suitcases full of tacos used as kidnapping negotiations

imagine how the bus would smell if people paid for bus fare

RSL
12-06-2004, 12:49 AM
imagine the gas after every paycheck

I hadn't considered this.

Faris
12-06-2004, 12:50 AM
money = tacos
if i only knew.... :(

Jojee
12-06-2004, 12:52 AM
I don't have tacos :(

Yamaneko
12-06-2004, 12:53 AM
I'd be even more broke than I am now.

RSL
12-06-2004, 12:55 AM
What if tacos could be used for money? Not what if tacos replaced money. Standard currency would still be used along with the tacos.

Del Murder
12-06-2004, 12:57 AM
So, a taco standard.

Yamaneko
12-06-2004, 12:58 AM
I think a lot of Del Taco employees would be stealing food rather than money.

Del Murder
12-06-2004, 01:02 AM
Hm. Del Murder. Del Taco. Taco = Money. T-Money.

Fuzakeru
12-06-2004, 01:02 AM
What if the employees at Taco Bell ate the Tacos then threw them up or something?
What condition must a Taco be in? Is soft shell worth more than hard shell? :moose:

Logan
12-06-2004, 01:09 AM
Then I could eat money without getting yelled at :(

Calliope
12-06-2004, 01:19 AM
Tacos can buy many peanuts!

Denmark
12-06-2004, 01:30 AM
Explain how!

anyway, I think it'd be pretty cool.

zacks_clone
12-06-2004, 01:37 AM
imagine the counterfitting.^_^yum

Calliope
12-06-2004, 01:39 AM
Would the tacos have pictures of the Queen on them?

Strider
12-06-2004, 01:40 AM
Would there be levels of currencies differentiated by the contents of a given taco? For example, would a chicken taco be worth more or less than a beef taco, like nickels and dimes.

Psychotic
12-06-2004, 01:40 AM
Would the tacos have pictures of the Queen on them?Would the tacos have sexy pictures of the Queen on them?

RSL
12-06-2004, 01:44 AM
Okay, the tacos would have naked pictures of the Queen on them.

Hard shell with beef = $3.50
Soft shell with beef = $3.75
If there is lettuce, subtract 25 cents.
Any other topping and the taco is worthless as currency, but still mighty tasty as a snack.

theundeadhero
12-06-2004, 01:47 AM
What if you went to Taco Bell, paid for the tacos with tacos, and then bought more tacos with the tacos. Taco Bell would use the "money tacos" and sell them as "food tacos". How would Taco Bell keep track of the profits. If you eat a Taco at Taco Bell would you get attacked by money starved weirdos?

Sacred Phoenix
12-06-2004, 01:48 AM
I'd be broke cause I'd always eat my money. :cry:

So true :D

Calliope
12-06-2004, 01:48 AM
If you had a taco and wanted to buy something only worth half the amount you had, would you give them half the taco, or would they give you change?

RSL
12-06-2004, 01:49 AM
What if you went to Taco Bell, paid for the tacos with tacos, and then bought more tacos with the tacos. Taco Bell would use the "money tacos" and sell them as "food tacos". How would Taco Bell keep track of the profits. If you eat a Taco at Taco Bell would you get attacked by money starved weirdos?

You would have to use home made tacos with the naked queen stamped on them. Tacos from a fast food store would have no value as the system could be abused like you described.



If you had a taco and wanted to buy something only worth half the amount you had, would you give them half the taco, or would they give you change?

No, you would not receive change for a Taco.

Remnant
12-06-2004, 01:50 AM
I don't want to live in your sick world where a soft shell is worth more than a hard shell, but hypothetically, they would have to be really good tacos to essentially cost me $3.50. If we're talking Taco Bell grade tacos, I'd sell all mine off in an instant.

RSL
12-06-2004, 01:52 AM
Sick world? Everyone knows a soft shell taco is much more desirable. They're easier to eat, they taste better, and they can buy you a new car (if you have a lot of them).

DarknessFromAbove
12-06-2004, 01:53 AM
Taco currency sounds more complacated than regular currency. . . can nachos be money too? 1nacho=25cents? 1extra cheezy nacho=50cents? :D

Del Murder
12-06-2004, 01:54 AM
Man, you could make a feast selling grease stain remover.

RSL
12-06-2004, 01:55 AM
Taco currency sounds more complacated than regular currency. . . can nachos be money too? 1nacho=25cents? 1extra cheezy nacho=50cents? :D

No nachos aren't included.

Psychotic
12-06-2004, 01:56 AM
Okay, the tacos would have naked pictures of the Queen on them. FINALLY! I no longer need to draw my own!

Suggested picture, from my personal stash:

DarknessFromAbove
12-06-2004, 02:02 AM
No nachos aren't included. No fair. I like nachos. . . how about cookies :cookie: ?
LoL, funny picture XD

RSL
12-06-2004, 02:02 AM
Perfect. This plan is shaping up. Place Psy's drawing on any taco you make and you can now use it as currency!



No fair. I like nachos. . . how about cookies ?

Hell no! This is a taco thread!

DarknessFromAbove
12-06-2004, 02:07 AM
Hell no! This is a taco thread! you're mean. . . :tongue: what about burritos?

RSL
12-06-2004, 02:08 AM
No.

BlkKnight
12-06-2004, 02:11 AM
But if you didn't spend your tacos immediately and they started to go bad...wouldn' t that be a slight waste of investment?

DarknessFromAbove
12-06-2004, 02:12 AM
No. that was blunt. . . can ham be in tacos?

FightClubFan#47
12-06-2004, 02:12 AM
What if you leave your taco out for too long...would it be worthless?

RSL
12-06-2004, 02:13 AM
Who would put ham in a taco? I suppose if you want, but some stores may not accept them. It's at your own risk, I guess.


What if you leave your taco out for too long...would it be worthless?

Yes.

zacks_clone
12-06-2004, 02:23 AM
this thread is making me hungry...^_^now that i think of it,i had tacos for dinner earlier:D

DarknessFromAbove
12-06-2004, 02:24 AM
I don't put ham in tacos, but I know people who do. . . belch. . . would Taco Bell becom the bank then? I'm gonna' need a bigger wallet, for all those tacos. . . would charge cards/checks be taco shaped? Oh, a whole world made of tacos! And taco people! Cannibalism would take over! :freak:

RSL
12-06-2004, 02:24 AM
this thread is making me hungry...^_^now that i think of it,i had tacos for dinner earlier:D

Money down the toilet. Eventually.

escobert
12-06-2004, 02:36 AM
Sick world? Everyone knows a soft shell taco is much more desirable. They're easier to eat, they taste better, and they can buy you a new car (if you have a lot of them).
hardshell > all :D

The Captain
12-06-2004, 03:14 AM
Would Taco Bells replace banks?

Take care all.

Jojee
12-06-2004, 03:16 AM
No. o-0 We could just store tacos in banks... they'd need to get fridges ^^

DarknessFromAbove
12-06-2004, 03:20 AM
Would Taco Bells replace banks?

Take care all. I just asked that. . . are people ignoring me?

Jojee
12-06-2004, 03:39 AM
Sorry, you're not an RSL.... :|

theundeadhero
12-06-2004, 03:43 AM
My god RSL-Boat! You dream about that too. Way fun!

escobert
12-06-2004, 03:46 AM
Yes we are. But not as much as we try to ignore Jojo :D

The Captain
12-06-2004, 03:47 AM
"I just asked that. . . are people ignoring me?"

I posted the same question as a knee-jerk reaction to the thread topic, but I should have definitely read some of the responses beforehand. Sorry about that.

Take care all.

escobert
12-06-2004, 03:48 AM
Hey captain why be sorry not liek anyone else ever reads posts :p

RSL
12-06-2004, 03:49 AM
I already stated that the tacos must be homemade. Taco Bell would not factor into any of this.

:oscar:

DarknessFromAbove
12-06-2004, 03:50 AM
Sorry, you're not an RSL.... :|
. . . &%#!! What is that, is it that boss in FFVI. . . and who cares if I'm not one of 'em! Ger :chop:

escobert
12-06-2004, 04:18 AM
omfg xD

The Captain
12-06-2004, 04:21 AM
I really should have read the entire thread.

Take care all.

eestlinc
12-06-2004, 04:42 AM
then my "Will work for tacos" sign would be a lot less amusing.

Samuraid
12-06-2004, 04:59 AM
Homemade tacos = about 10% of the meals at my apartment.

If we could deal in tacos...I would be rich.

eestlinc
12-06-2004, 05:08 AM
Mexico would rule the earth.

Linus
12-06-2004, 05:54 AM
I'm pretty sure Mexico would suck even IF tacos were currency.

Yamaneko
12-06-2004, 06:35 AM
Mexicans don't eat the tacos RSL described.