GAAA! CAN'T BEAT THIS BOSS!!!!

[Remnant]

Someone give me a hint! I've tried everything, but I just keep getting smacked down!

Screenshot attached (Because I'm lame and don't know how to put it in my post).

[MoonsEcho]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I heard that soap will make it run for the hills.

[Psychotic]

Take off all your clothes, jump on top of him, and smother him with kisses.

[Jojee]

That's $5 please.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Hit him until he dies.

[RSL]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I heard that soap will make it run for the hills.


:mad2:

[MoonsEcho]

By "it," I meant that vile creature who had the audacity to shapeshift to LOOK like the real RSL pirate but who obviously is not.

:<3: ?

[nik0tine]

Im sorry, but he is un beatable.

[escobert]

Hit him until he dies.
Like we should do to Favre? :D

[Remnant]

Yeah, everytime you hit him he counterattacks with "1000 carrots". It's awful.

You know, awful like my paint "skills". :tongue:

[Jojee]

Yeah, everytime you hit him he counterattacks with "1000 carrots". It's awful.

You know, awful like my paint "skills". :tongue:

Can you get him as a summon though? ^^ He's so hard to hit...

[theundeadhero]

I heard if you can guess what RSL stands for he'll join your team.

[Miriel]

{Impossible to guage} {Run Away!}

[krissy]

I heard if you can guess what RSL stands for he'll join your team.

half-tempted to ruin the game for you guys
Raistlin died at the end of disc 1

[escobert]

I heard if you can guess what RSL stands for he'll join your team.
Rydia's Secret Lover :monster:

[eestlinc]

step 1: get Cyan out of your party.
step 2: hold down the attack button. AVAST YE MATEYS
step 3: Arr, ya got me. Here's my ship.

[abrojtm]

Wow, this thread really made me "LOL". Isn't that nice?

[Eö Telrúnya]

The clipping on the sprite isn't very good ... :P

[Meat Puppet]

Sleep with it. That's how I usually get my bosses to give me a promotion.

...if I were female.

[*ETERNAL FANTASY*]

Try running away.....goodness that thing is huge

[Jack]

Appease to his vain self "Oh RSL, you are the sexiest. sexor me"
Then hit him as he blushes.

[Dignified Pauper]

I heard if you can guess what RSL stands for he'll join your team.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought RSL stood for:

"masteR of the known and unknown universeS and alL other things"

It's one of those really short acronyms that leave out the unimportant things.

... or was it the Ravager of Sex and Lust? oi' RSL changed his title so much, it's hard to remember.

[m4tt]

The clipping on the sprite isn't very good ... :P

Wow, picky picky.

The only way to beat RSL is to start Antonio Gates against him, he doesn't have any good tight ends to counter you.

[Old Manus]

RSL
HP:9999999999999999999999999(etc)
MP: " " x3

Drops: Normal: Carrot of strength Rare: SUPERMEGAOMGROFL carrot
Steal: Carrot x99, Carrot Sword of justice

Strategy: Haha you've run into this mother. All stats must be maxed and you may have a chance*. Everyone must equip the pirate hanging rope and Ragnacarot. When you start, use hastega and protectega**. Then attack, attack, attack and use magic such as carrotpie. If RSL uses raining carrot, you will die. Heal statuses such as poisonedcarrot with Remedy. Once you have done enough damage, RSL will keel over and hit the deck, only for you to discover that it was faking and will kill you all, and erase your memory card.

Note: Steal the ship beforehand to help your chances***.


*not really
**These will not work. There is no such move as protectega
***Not really, I just wanted to see if you would try it.

[Faris]

Im sorry, but he is un beatable.
he is unbeatable!! so just run and take the looonnnggg way
there is were you will find the fluffiest Teddy Bear and the best tasting cookie :cookie: :D :D
Then you back to him, and bribe/distract him :p :D :D

[Raistlin]

half-tempted to ruin the game for you guys
Raistlin died at the end of disc 1
:(

[RSL]

Wow, picky picky.

The only way to beat RSL is to start Antonio Gates against him, he doesn't have any good tight ends to counter you.


:mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

[DMKA]

:(
I know :(

[eestlinc]

my strategy is to take away his backup QB then watch his starting QB get hurt.

[RSL]

Hey, I offered the trade. So it was my strategy to give you a crappy QB for a RB who is having one heck of a night. So no regrets there.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Vanish Doom.

[DMKA]

Cheater

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Can't argue with results.

[DMKA]

*argues with results*

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

*Vanish Dooms you*

[theundeadhero]

*gasp* He's gone!