Cheese.

[Misfit]

Now then! Which is the better cheese... the sliced cheese (http://www.clemensmarkets.com/shopping/images/Items/thumbs/Deluxe.Sliced.Cheese.Tray.jpg) stuff, or the squishy cheese in a can (that you squirt on crackers and...stuff) stuff?

THIS IS SERIOUS SCIENCE PEOPLE!

[Captain Maxx Power]

Sliced cheese. Can stuff is too icky and artificial.

[Shlup]

How dare you try and make me choose!

<3 cheese

[Misfit]

For the people!

*looks around*

For... the people...

[Faris]

sliced and those cheese curds are good :D
canned.... *shakes head*



:cookie:

[m4tt]

Where is the both option? I guess I'll have to go with sliced.

[Misfit]

There is no both option, it's what you like BEST! :D

[MecaKane]

Cheese slices are too thin to eat on its own, or unmelted. Sometimes they might not be real cheese, either. I like a big block of cheese you slice up yourself. Mmmm. Other for me.

[Dking'squeen]

I'll pick sliced cheese since I use it most, but I don't really like cheese. What about a none of the above option? Or are those just the kinds of cheese there are? (I wouldn't know, I don't eat it) Well, anyway, since it's your school project, just know I pickked sliced cheese

[Misfit]

What about a none of the above option? Well, anyway, since it's your school project, just know I pickked sliced cheese
The none of the above option is where you don't vote. :D

And it's not a school project... it's info I need for my evil plan of taking over the world. *duh*

[Cz]

I don't like cheese. Go away.

[Pure Strife]

Do they even have the canned stuff in England?

[Captain Maxx Power]

They have primula, which is pretty much the same thing in squeezable form. It's that really manufactured, processed stuff that's got wierd flavours like ham and pickle.

[Pure Strife]

Sounds delicious.

[Misfit]

I don't like cheese. Go away.
Weirdo.

[MoonsEcho]

I was forced to pick 'other' because I adore cheese so much it's scary. Well, except for the canned stuff, which I love not so much. Sometimes I'll eat it if left with no other options. Sometimes. BUT! I really like string cheese. And blocks of cheese. And cheese cubes. mmmmmmmm

[Misfit]

I tried a cheese cube once and almost died.

[theundeadhero]

If were talking eating I like the sliced cheese. If were talking in general I like the can stuff for the general mischief you can cause with it.

[Misfit]

If were talking in general I like the can stuff for the general mischief you can cause with it.
PLEASE SHARE YOUR TALES OF MISCHIEF WITH CANNED CHEESE

[Cz]

Weirdo.I simply don't like eating things that smell like they need to be thrown out. :p

[Misfit]

I simply don't like eating things that smell like they need to be thrown out. :p
Why are you going around sniffing cheese for anyway? o.o

[Cz]

Why are you going around sniffing cheese for anyway? o.oTaste is very closely linked to smell. The reason that rotten food smells bad is because your body interprets the smell as meaning the food is unhealthy. Therefore when cheese smells like an old sock that's been placed in the fridge, it doesn't exactly appeal to me. :p

[Misfit]

Why are you going around putting old socks in the fridge for anyway? o_o

[MoonsEcho]

Only the stinky cheeses....stink. O_o

[Pure Strife]

Why are you going around putting old socks in the fridge for anyway? o_o

To keep your feet cool on those hot summer days where you can't avoid to where socks because your trainers rub against your ankles. Or because he is/was a penguin.

[Misfit]

To keep your feet cool on those hot summer days where you can't avoid to where socks because your trainers rub against your ankles. Or because he is/was a penguin.
Weirdo.

[Pure Strife]

I love you too.

[Eö Telrúnya]

I don't like cheese ... it makes me feel really sick. My Mum tried to feed me cheese when I was a baby, and I just sicked it all back up on her. She learned her lesson and never gave it to me again. :)

[Maxico]

Cheese is just old milk.

Do YOU want to eat old milk?

[Misfit]

Do YOU want to eat old milk?
Sure, why not? It's freaking YUMMY!

[Dking'squeen]

The none of the above option is where you don't vote. :D

And it's not a school project... it's info I need for my evil plan of taking over the world. *duh*

Evil plan eh? *puts fingers together in that Mr. Burns type of way* Excellent *voted sliced cheese*

[Necronopticous]

Canned EZ cheese is the best... Or was it <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=52054"><B>FFIV cheese?</B></A>

[Mindflare]

Sliced cheese is great. I'm not one for canned cheese, so I don't eat it too often. Cheese is great. Very great.

[Doomgaze]

What Kane said. Big chunks of REAL cheese you cut up yourself. American cheese is ok, for what it is.

People who said canned cheese, especially EZ cheese...

when I am king you will be first against the wall. you are FILTH. you are LOWER THAN FILTH. >o


*wisconsin*

[escobert]

I have never found a cheese I dont like so I vote both are wonderful.*loves cheese*

[Misfit]

People who said canned cheese, especially EZ cheese...

when I am king you will be first against the wall. you are FILTH. you are LOWER THAN FILTH. >o
I like the squishy cheese ^___^

[DMKA]

That crap in the can is sick.

I'll go with sliced. I liked to melt it on my fried potatoes. :)

[Dr.K]

undefinedundefinedundefined When you say 'sliced', do you mean the pre-cut squares you get, or the brick-like slab you buy which you then butcher yourself? As for canned...*shudders*. E-numbers anyone?

Ah, sorry about that mess above....

Please do not double-post. Use the edit/delete button. ~ Leeza

[Denmark]

I simply don't like eating things that smell like they need to be thrown out. :p

like some people. that's why in general you should not eat people.

and daughter, I thought I taught you better. don't you remember the gouda-pork monster? >:<z>o

personally, sliced.

[Khaotic]

other.

<3 cubed :love:

[kikimm]

DEFINITLEY sliced cheese. "Squishy" cheese, as it's being called in this thread, is disgusting, and makes me gag whenever I put it in my mouth, with the intention of eating it...it doesn't like to be eaten....yuck. It's way too artificial, and doesn't live up to the name "cheese" at all. Blegh. *shudder*

But I don't like american sliced cheese...other cheese.^_^


:D

[theundeadhero]

PLEASE SHARE YOUR TALES OF MISCHIEF WITH CANNED CHEESE1. You can spray squishy cheese in a sleeping persons ear!
2. You can fill the front of an unsuspecting persons shoe with squishy cheese!
3. Squishy cheese mustaches= Teh cool!
4. Squishy cheese glasses= teh Uber-cool!
5. You could have squishy cheese wars!

OH, the fun of squishy cheese! I've only just begun.

[Fate Fatale]

Thank god for all cheese...
Without cheese there would be no laxitives...
Without laxitives there would be no fun...

[theundeadhero]

Thank god for all cheese...
Without cheese there would be no laxitives...
Without laxitives there would be no fun...It's all so true. So... true... :cry:

[Fate Fatale]

XD... sooo funny...

[Logan]

Sliced. The cheese in a can doesn't appeal to me at all.

[SeeDRankLou]

Cheese...cake :D ??? Anyone......no.....ok.

I'll go with sliced cheese.

[Mindflare]

Oh, god... don't get them started on cheesecake. ;)

[theundeadhero]

Cheesecake is gross! meyowayuck!

[Dking'squeen]

OH, the fun of squishy cheese! I've only just begun.

Oh no. I don't believe that that is a good thing

[Fuzakeru]

Cheesecake is gross! meyowayuck!

You don't like cheesecake and you don't like chicken and dumplings? WTF? -twak-

I like the can stuff the best. :spin:

[MoonsEcho]

I also don't like cheesecake or chicken and dumplings. Do I get a twak? <_<

Colby Jack cheese and pepperjack are my faves. :D

[Misfit]

and daughter, I thought I taught you better. don't you remember the gouda-pork monster? >:o
How could I forget? :(

[Meat Puppet]

I like Rocamadour! Camembert! Edam! Brizzlespuss! Every cheese. Actually, I don't like cottage cheese. :(

[theundeadhero]

<_< *twak* >_> ???? /:twak:

[Dr.K]

Whoever that person was that milked their cow one day...left the produce in the open air....went on holiday....then returned and decided to consume and then sell the solid product....they were a genius (even if it's indirect) :D

[APE RAPE]

CHEESE IS GROS FOOD

[theundeadhero]

I also don't like cheesecake or chicken and dumplingsIf you don't like fried chicken either than I think I'm in love.
6. Squishy cheese pie
7. When outside you can make an ant trail to anywhere. ANYWHERE I tell you. Just think of the possibilities.
8. I could literally amuse myself for hours drawing pictures with squishy cheese.
9. When in side you could make a parent trail to anywhere. It would be really fun to have them branch off and leave to clues where they could find something sentimental (that way you don't get into as much trouble.

[MoonsEcho]

If you don't like fried chicken either than I think I'm in love.

Sorry, no dice. I love Popeye's!

I'll tell you what cheese I don't like, is that cheese spread stuff on the Domino's DoubleMelt pizza. I thought it would be good, kind of like a double pizza. I was sadly mistaken. Now, had they put actual cheese under the first pizza, just like what's on top of that pizza, THAT would be tasty, my friends.

[Fuzakeru]

<_< *twak* >_> ???? /:twak:

-Hisses- I didn't feel like looking up the smileys name. :p

Okay, for all you slice cheese-fans here's the mind changer. Ready?
Sliced Cheese = not chance of ever being used in an intimate sitaution
Canned Cheese = Sex Goodness that's Cheesed Flavored.

O_o; Comedian, forgot which one, who said, "My wife wanted me to 'spice' things up in the bedroom and told me to use food. I asked her which kinda and she said, "Surprise me." I guess my wife didn't like that I used balogna and canned cheese to 'spice' things up in the bedroom cause she seemed more pissed than surprised."

[theundeadhero]

I'll tell you what cheese I don't like, is that cheese spread stuff on the Domino's DoubleMelt pizza.Close enough. I don't think that stuff is really even cheese.


-Hisses- I didn't feel like looking up the smileys name. You'll notice I didn't really twak her. There's a / in front of it.

[Misfit]

Shouldn't it be "thwack" ... what the hell is a twak?


Canned Cheese = Sex Goodness that's Cheesed Flavored.
... o_o;

[MoonsEcho]

Actually, one of my friends had her boyfriend over in her dorm room visiting, and they did play around with Cheez Whiz. o_O I might love cheese, but that stuff is way too un-cheeselike for me, and I think I would have to draw the line at having it all over my body. Now, whipped cream.....

[blue_midget192]

aargh! i voted sliced cheese stuff, and i now realise that you mean the dreded plasticheese! your takling about the cheese slices you get in thoese fidley plastic packets right?

[Dr.K]

I believe so! That stuff seems to die as soon as you put it into a sandwich. Although, If you've ever tried babybell (sp?) - That blurs the boundaries between cheese and rubber

[Misfit]

Cheez Whiz.
Yeah! That's the stuff!

[Ryth]

I chose other I like the "cut" cheese :tongue:



Okay seriously though I like the cheese you put on your spaghetti and sometimes on your pizza best!

[MoonsEcho]

Okay seriously though I like the cheese you put on your spaghetti and sometimes on your pizza best!

Parmesan. That stuff is great.