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Strider
12-09-2004, 02:27 AM
... There really was no class system. No one would be rich, but no one would be poor, either.

Your turn to finish the sentence now. What would make life more interesting? Note that it doesn't have to make life better, just interesting.
Roogle
12-09-2004, 02:28 AM
Xander once said that life would be more interesting if it was an RPG! Maybe I agree. :love:
Mindflare
12-09-2004, 02:29 AM
... spontaneous human combustion weren't so spontaneous.
Del Murder
12-09-2004, 02:32 AM
...if we all had claws instead of hands.
Yamaneko
12-09-2004, 02:33 AM
...if broccoli tasted good uncooked.
Del Murder
12-09-2004, 02:35 AM
...if Yams was a girl!
Carnage
12-09-2004, 03:22 AM
....If yams was a guy!
theundeadhero
12-09-2004, 03:23 AM
Rpg's were a first person view experience. As in a 3d world where your a character. Especially if you could choose which character to be.
DeBlayde
12-09-2004, 03:25 AM
life would be more interesting if people were allowed to carry swords. and if people were honest. and if I wasn't poor. cuz poor people don't buy food frequently. I like food.
Martyr
12-09-2004, 03:28 AM
... if I followed my destiny and became a boxer. (Instead of a sissy-ass writer, like I am)
Shlup
12-09-2004, 03:32 AM
...I cared.
eestlinc
12-09-2004, 03:35 AM
...we only lived for 24 hours, forcing us to grow up, find a mate, and die all in the span of a day.
Del Murder
12-09-2004, 03:47 AM
...if Godzilla was real.
Calliope
12-09-2004, 03:52 AM
Godzilla IS real, and broccoli DOES taste good raw =/

...if everytime we got angry our heads exploded and people danced around in a bloody confetti-showered parade of angst.
Yamaneko
12-09-2004, 03:53 AM
...if angst was cool.
Del Murder
12-09-2004, 03:54 AM
...if the Legend of Zelda was a Bible story.
Calliope
12-09-2004, 03:55 AM
...if I was comissioned to rewrite the bible
theundeadhero
12-09-2004, 03:56 AM
Livers and fingers randomly fell from the sky.
Del Murder
12-09-2004, 03:58 AM
...if people wore space helmets all the time.
Yamaneko
12-09-2004, 03:59 AM
..if the man in the moon was actually The Man.
Del Murder
12-09-2004, 04:03 AM
...if The Man were president.
muchacho
12-09-2004, 04:13 AM
... if avacado and bean dip were the soultion to all forms of illness.

... if E-OFF was accually a secret orginazation trying to take over the world and starting a new nation of its own by building giant walking tanks with nuclear missles.
Dignified Pauper
12-09-2004, 04:53 AM
If I could bring my crazy imaginative inventions to life with thought.
Agent Proto
12-09-2004, 05:07 AM
...people understand that there can't be two consecutive ifs in a sentence.
FightClubFan#47
12-09-2004, 05:16 AM
...we were all moombas :D

...Passion of the Christ was a game

...religens were considered cults and cults were considered relisions.
Samuraid
12-09-2004, 05:53 AM
...no one could die.


Wow, that's a strange thought.
DarkMaelstrom
12-09-2004, 05:58 AM
If when we commit a wrong, we were to be pinished like Prometheus.
(story of an immortal god who stole fire for mankind, and was sentenced to be chained to a big rock, and every day a raven would come to that rock and peck out his liver. But since he was immortal, his liver would grow bak and the raven would come back...kinda interesting)
Del Murder
12-09-2004, 06:11 AM
...people understand that there can't be two consecutive ifs in a sentence.
...if there could be! (did it on purpose by the way :D)
theundeadhero
12-09-2004, 06:03 PM
...if people wore space helmets all the time.I have a friedn at home who wears a space helment alot. It is pretty interesting.
Eö Telrúnya
12-09-2004, 06:10 PM
Life would be more interesting if nobody had any arms. :D
Takara
12-09-2004, 06:10 PM
... there was a tv show where morons would be mass murdered.


... if E-OFF was accually a secret orginazation trying to take over the world and starting a new nation of its own by building giant walking tanks with nuclear missles.

It's not? :eek:
Martyr
12-09-2004, 07:43 PM
... Weed, Guns, and Hard Liquor were all sold at one place, and they could be bought at a low price through a drive through. (And we could find a use for each of those things on the way back home)

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I stole this from somewhere or something, but I can't remember it now.
Psychotic
12-09-2004, 08:00 PM
...someone dressed up in a turkey suit gave me a hug.
muchacho
12-09-2004, 10:59 PM
.... if psychotic was a liveing being and not a computer generated machine bent on world domination
theundeadhero
12-09-2004, 11:49 PM
...animals could talk. Especially fish. Especially especially the catfish with whiskers.
Cloud_Strife_X
12-09-2004, 11:57 PM
...if you could choose how you looked. (Man, being Cloud would be so awesome)

...if we could choose our own job class.

...if we all had our own universe.

...if EOFF had spellcheck.
fire_of_avalon
12-10-2004, 12:02 AM
... Weed, Guns, and Hard Liquor were all sold at one place, and they could be bought at a low price through a drive through. (And we could find a use for each of those things on the way back home)

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I stole this from somewhere or something, but I can't remember it now.
There's a store near my house that sells liquor in a drive thru.

... if I could make people turn into hot chocolate.
Del Murder
12-10-2004, 02:11 AM
...if everyone had a twin.
Cruonita-Marana
12-10-2004, 02:47 AM
...if everyone had baby arm syndrome
Samuraid
12-10-2004, 02:54 PM
...Shlupmoo took a vow of chastity and became a monk.


...if EOFF had spellcheck.

That it would. :D
Strider
12-10-2004, 03:03 PM
...Zombies worked those low-paying, esteem-killing jobs that no one ever really wants.
Rydia of Mist
12-10-2004, 03:30 PM
...America was Socialist.

...they'd just send me that damn Hogwarts letter. Yes, I know, it's 11 years late, but I'm fairly sure the owl simply got lost.
Rainecloud
12-10-2004, 04:05 PM
Life would be more interesting if everything was one giant message board.

Now that's a scary thought.
Cloud_Strife_X
12-12-2004, 04:30 AM
...if lap dances were tax deductible.
meowwl
12-12-2004, 04:47 AM
..if everyone was telepathic or empathetic... no one could hurt anyone else..because the pain you cause becomes your own. No lies because everyone would know your intentions...hmm..on the other hand, maybe it would only be more boring without the mystery.
YunaGirl05
12-12-2004, 04:48 AM
life would be inseresting if you already new everything you learn in school buy the age 5.
theundeadhero
12-12-2004, 04:55 AM
Imagine the possibilities?!
Del Murder
12-12-2004, 05:10 AM
...if the Ciddies replaced the Oscars as the top award show in the world.
YunaGirl05
12-12-2004, 05:22 AM
IF i had a jet pack!
=Angelus=
12-12-2004, 06:48 AM
.. if the world was a Giant Rpg?? (quotes shakespeare) "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players, they have their entrances and exits, and one person in time will play many parts..."

i think the world is already interesting, but would be if... i had my own Angel who would join me for tea and Cookies!!

... we could all used magic (races for the Friendship spell)
... pandora never opened the box
.. pandora let every single thing out of the box
... all the site staff were able to cast Bolt2/Thundara on anyone naughty
... i had a lightning wand when it happens
... everyone could dance
DarkMaelstrom
12-12-2004, 06:58 AM
If the moon really was made out of cheese...those damn French would not be our prime providers anymore HAHAHA (sorry Wisconsin)
MoeSzyslak
12-12-2004, 07:04 AM
the John Lennon and George Harrison were still alive.
DarkMaelstrom
12-12-2004, 07:55 AM
If John Lennon and George Harrison were made out of cheese...
Rusty
12-12-2004, 01:17 PM
If the Playstation had never been invented.
SquallKicksAss
12-12-2004, 01:25 PM
...if I ruled the world. It'd be great. I'd outlaw anything beyond "Steriotypical RPG Period" technology. We'd all go back to the sword and spear! To farming our own food! To making our own clothes and using gold as a currency! That'd teach those goddam yuppies with their computers and their mobile phones!
Denmark
12-12-2004, 03:02 PM
... Weed, Guns, and Hard Liquor were all sold at one place, and they could be bought at a low price through a drive through. (And we could find a use for each of those things on the way back home)

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I stole this from somewhere or something, but I can't remember it now.

Dilbert.

...half the world's population looked like giant frogs, while the other half looked like giant mice.
YunaGirl05
12-12-2004, 04:04 PM
If the oceans turned to applesauce and and ic turne to ice cream. and everything was like a videogame. if we had pangea.
Crazy the Clown
12-12-2004, 11:06 PM
The law lightened up a little.
*ETERNAL FANTASY*
12-12-2004, 11:15 PM
...if we all had super hero powers
Belethdolien
12-12-2004, 11:25 PM
... If I were the ultimate ruler of everything, and could mess with people's mind.


...If candy were considered as good for you, and didnt make you gain weight and such.
DarkMaelstrom
12-13-2004, 01:51 AM
If we were ruled by psychotic monkies who had laser guns, spoke Arabic, and who shot us when we failed a grade in school. Half the worlds population of teenagers would be dead.
Dixie
12-13-2004, 02:03 AM
Life would be more interesting if it was exactly like Animal Crossing!
DarkMaelstrom
12-14-2004, 05:26 AM
...if all those "Your mom" jokes, really were about your mom!
meowwl
12-14-2004, 02:07 PM
if persistently stupid people really couldn't breed or otherwise make more of themselves. I don't mean people who have the occasional brain fart, or little moments of idiocy, (everyone has at least one). I mean those who nearly always act foolish or cruel.
Lindy
12-14-2004, 02:15 PM
...any of these posts were actually funny *sigh*
Misfit
12-14-2004, 03:44 PM
... computers and gaming systems didn't exist ...
Crazy the Clown
12-14-2004, 03:47 PM
More towns had backyard wrestling organizations.

The town I live at is too small and backwater to house one. One day, I'll move back to Sterling, VA and start one.