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Shlup
12-11-2004, 04:27 AM
I'm tired of all this "EoFF family crap." I find it highly offensive and innapropriate, and have avoided participating for as long as it has existed.

Until now because this will be far more amusing.

I'm going to make a new family tree. This is how it works:

Everyone post up to three EoFF family members behind a spoiler tag. They can be your sibling or your child. That's it. You can't pick your parents, they pick you.


Daughter: Carles Manson
Older Brother: Marilyn Manson
Older Sister: Your Mom

I'll start collecting the data and make a family tree. ^_^

This may turn out miserably, but it seemed like a fun idea so I'm going for it.

EDIT: They're behind spoiler tags so as not to influence your decision, though you're welcome to look after you've posted if you don't want to be surprised.

theundeadhero
12-11-2004, 04:30 AM
Sisters: Yazoo'squeen, Faris, MoonsEcho Somebody adopt us please, we're starving.

Erdrick Holmes
12-11-2004, 04:30 AM
Little Brother: Ansem


That's all I can come up with.

Kirobaito
12-11-2004, 04:32 AM
I am going to make you my daughter, Shlup. And your brother will be, uh...Joel. Yeah.

Del Murder
12-11-2004, 04:33 AM
They can be your sibling or your child.


<b>Husband</b>: ButThePoncho

Ace Protorney
12-11-2004, 04:34 AM
I refuse to take part in this. However, if anyone wants me to be a brother, I won't mind.

Shlup
12-11-2004, 04:37 AM
I was going to say spouse but I decided to let common children determine that. *fixes*

Looking at Joel's and then Kiro's, I think I'm gonna die. ;_;

Fate Fatale
12-11-2004, 04:40 AM
Brother: Agent Proto~Sister: Shlup~

Kirobaito
12-11-2004, 04:40 AM
Hey, you're the one that made the thread.

And don't you talk in that tone of voice, young lady.

EDIT: Mother of God, I'm like a 16th-century aristocrat. 6 children already.

Ryth
12-11-2004, 04:42 AM
I don't know if I want to particapate in this just yet I'll see how it goes from here just know I might join in.

Del Murder
12-11-2004, 04:45 AM
eestlinc is my brother's brother.

Shlup
12-11-2004, 04:46 AM
eestlinc is my brother's brother.
Don't make me have to start a D=e? thread.

Del Murder
12-11-2004, 04:47 AM
You don't want to go down that road. The end of it would shock even you.

nik0tine
12-11-2004, 05:14 AM
Im thinkin' DMKA just might be my brother in arms, same with necronopticous, and i guess chaos could be my really hot sister. (sorry chaos)

Ace Protorney
12-11-2004, 05:18 AM
This is turning ugly. ... >_>

DMKA
12-11-2004, 05:21 AM
Bro: Trumpet Theif
Bro: nik0tine
Dissowned by parents and then re-adopted Bro: Psychotic
PS: Send all lawsuits to - Bondage Hut
13810 Arlee Rd
Norwalk, CA 90650

Shlup
12-11-2004, 05:52 AM
This is turning ugly. ... >_>
I know. Next thread: EoFF Jerry Springer.

FightClubFan#47
12-11-2004, 07:12 AM
Son:undeadhero
Sister: Moombamistress
Brother: Carnage

Zell's Fists of Fury
12-11-2004, 07:22 AM
Yo mama yo mama and yo mama.

Behold the Void
12-11-2004, 07:45 AM
Sister: Starlight Angel. Oh wait.

Rainecloud
12-11-2004, 08:50 AM
Sister = Xander.
Mother = ShlupQuack.
Son = Sugpo.

There.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-11-2004, 09:26 AM
Post by Loony BoB using AG's account
Sorry, Shlup, but you can't bin the ol' family tree that I'm involved with - it's been around for about four years at least and most people on it still call each other dad/daughter/sister/etcx to this very day. :p Also, what if ten people all wnt the same kid? xD You need to start with a few members and organise it from there instead of making it free-for-all. *nod*

But I'm all for it anyway for the sake of fun. :D I'll pick people not in my old family tree as I have something like two siblings and five or so kids, so I don't want to put in favouritism to that.

Son: Baloki
Daughters: valetine_4_ever (which SHOULD still be her name, but she changed it to Female Ryuichi) and fire_of_avalon

Polaris
12-11-2004, 09:34 AM
Brother: Baloki, DMKA
Sister: dark_angel; Rusty

That's all for now....

Shlup
12-11-2004, 09:35 AM
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, FATTY BOBBO!

P.S. Raine, you can't pick your mother.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-11-2004, 09:41 AM
BoB already has at least ten children. :p

Shlup
12-11-2004, 09:43 AM
You're just mad 'cause I'm cool and you're flat-chested. Now get out of my house!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-11-2004, 09:45 AM
Mad? Nah. I'm just curious as to who I've been having so much sex with. Let alone the possibility of there being more than one girl.

EDIT: Okay maybe I'm a little gutted that your boobs are so much cooler than mine. :(

Armisael
12-11-2004, 10:53 AM
brothers:Lon611 and Tabris
sisters:Divinity,Rusty,Kikimm
cousins:aeris2001x2 and Seto

Rainecloud
12-11-2004, 02:24 PM
You can't pick your parents, they pick you.

I know, I'm just rebelling against the system.

Takara
12-11-2004, 03:19 PM
Some of you people scare me.

Anyone yet is the mother of their own sister or some redneck thing like that? :p

Female Ryuichi
12-11-2004, 04:56 PM
*starts the drama, of course*

No dad! I won't change my name back :mad2: !

Older bro: Cz, younger brother: Baloki, Sister: Ryu

Oh, can't I have Fuzkera as an older sister too? :(

Takara
12-11-2004, 06:01 PM
I'm going to be evil and pick random (ok, not so random) people and put them together with me so we all get related. Bwhahaha.

Brothers: Kirobaito, Del Murder, Loony BoB

*watches all hell break loose*

Trumpet Thief
12-11-2004, 06:15 PM
chaos: Sounds cool :cool:

Brother: Giga Guess
Brother: Ansem
Brother: Psychotic
Brother: DMKA
Sister: Fire of Avalon

Trowa: Done and done.... *Sits and stares and sits and stares*

Takara
12-11-2004, 06:28 PM
Dude! With Trumps' additions, it sorta means that BoB and KB had those twenty-something children together.

Which leads to this question: which one of my bros used to be my sis?

Next on Jerry Springer: Incest and Sex Changes! :D

Faris
12-11-2004, 07:52 PM
Sisters: Yazoo'squeen, Faris, MoonsEcho Somebody adopt us please, we're starving.
yes huunnnggrrryyy!

older Brother:theundeadhero
sister:Yazoo'squeen
younger brother:The Summoner of Leviathan

Maxico
12-11-2004, 09:00 PM
Im everybodys drunk uncle.

The Summoner of Leviathan
12-11-2004, 09:07 PM
Spoiler: little sisters :Faris & Yazoo'sQueen

Roogle
12-11-2004, 09:26 PM
The Mandee Springer Show? :monster:

Dking'squeen
12-11-2004, 11:10 PM
hey kids!
older brothers: theundeadhero, The Summoner of Leviathan
sisters: Faris, Sephirothchick

Cecilia
12-12-2004, 12:34 AM
hey everyone! I dont know many people here.. So I only have one sister, and no brother.. :( :p
Sister: Yazoo'squeen

theundeadhero
12-12-2004, 01:03 AM
Yazoo'squeen being a sister would make me a brother, wouldn't it?

Cecilia
12-12-2004, 01:11 AM
hm,yeah, you're right. Hi there bro :D :tongue:

Dking'squeen
12-12-2004, 01:15 AM
Yazoo'squeen being a sister would make me a brother, wouldn't it?

It surely would. hey! Family hug people! :D

Faris
12-12-2004, 01:17 AM
It surely would. hey! Family hug people! :D
awwww
and yet we're still starving :(

:cookie:

theundeadhero
12-12-2004, 01:19 AM
The three of us must be the "weird" kids. Noone ever feeds us :(

StarlightAngel
12-12-2004, 01:35 AM
Sounds like fun!

Brother: Behold the Void, Trumpet Thief
Sister: Dixie

That's it for now..... just stuff off the top of my head. :D

Dking'squeen
12-12-2004, 01:38 AM
The three of us must be the "weird" kids. Noone ever feeds us :(

Hey look what I found...a sandwich..*Faris and TUH look hungrilly towards me.uh...help?

The Summoner of Leviathan
12-12-2004, 01:41 AM
*steals sandwich from Yazoo's Queen*Yummy!!!!

Dking'squeen
12-12-2004, 01:43 AM
*steals sandwich from Yazoo's Queen*Yummy!!!!

He took our lunch! :( Get him!

The Summoner of Leviathan
12-12-2004, 01:45 AM
*hides in bushes*

theundeadhero
12-12-2004, 01:53 AM
(We all must fight the urge to spam this thread up too. Was it a spam sandwhich?)

Dking'squeen
12-12-2004, 02:01 AM
(We all must fight the urge to spam this thread up too. Was it a spam sandwhich?)

I'm trying
It was, actually

fire_of_avalon
12-12-2004, 02:04 AM
Brothers: 'Loki, theundeadhero, Psy

Can I edit this later when I think of more?

zacks_clone
12-12-2004, 02:55 AM
This thread is becoming very amusing. I gave up keeping track of who is related to who.:P Good luck sorting this

Faris
12-12-2004, 03:49 AM
The three of us must be the "weird" kids. Noone ever feeds us Yes and all those people who eat infront of us :mad: :mad:

He took our lunch! :( Get him!
Why that little *stands up for sibblings and chases*

=Angelus=
12-12-2004, 03:57 AM
hmm... this is my first try with spoilers... so i hope this works!!

heh.. Sisters: "YunaGirl05", and "Such a X-2 Girl"

Cousin: Trumpet thief

Yes... anyone wants an Angel for a Chlid

FightClubFan#47
12-12-2004, 04:28 AM
The three of us must be the "weird" kids. Noone ever feeds us

Son:undeadhero
Sister: Moombamistress
Brother: Carnage

theundeadhero
12-12-2004, 04:47 AM
Yeah, but you get to eat! or did Mom stop making those peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches for you?

Kirobaito
12-12-2004, 04:54 AM
BoB is my husband. He's impregnated me several times. 20-something, actually.

bennator
12-12-2004, 05:11 AM
Big Sister: Dee; Little Sister: Fuzakeru; Brother: Election Booth

Ouch!
12-12-2004, 05:18 AM
As long as I get to be my own grandpa, it's all good.

Takara
12-12-2004, 05:21 AM
BoB is my husband. He's impregnated me several times. 20-something, actually.

You lost the count too, eh?

Chibi Youkai
12-12-2004, 05:30 AM
This could end up intresting.

Brothers- Baloki, Ansem
Sister- Xander

Miriel
12-12-2004, 09:54 AM
There's a history of insanity in my family. Which would explain for the behavior of my daughter. :)

Daughter: Misfit

Shlup
12-12-2004, 12:14 PM
This is already highly amusing.

I wonder if I download Family Tree Maker 5000 if the program'll just explode.

Calliope
12-12-2004, 08:34 PM
I refuse to take part in this. However, if anyone wants me to be a brother, I won't mind.

So, no, you don't refuse to take part in this?

Rainecloud
12-12-2004, 09:09 PM
I wonder if I download Family Tree Maker 5000 if the program'll just explode.

Just make sure to save your document.