The NEW EoFF Family Tree!

[Shlup]

I'm tired of all this "EoFF family crap." I find it highly offensive and innapropriate, and have avoided participating for as long as it has existed.

Until now because this will be far more amusing.

I'm going to make a new family tree. This is how it works:

Everyone post up to three EoFF family members behind a spoiler tag. They can be your sibling or your child. That's it. You can't pick your parents, they pick you.


Daughter: Carles Manson
Older Brother: Marilyn Manson
Older Sister: Your Mom

I'll start collecting the data and make a family tree. ^_^

This may turn out miserably, but it seemed like a fun idea so I'm going for it.

EDIT: They're behind spoiler tags so as not to influence your decision, though you're welcome to look after you've posted if you don't want to be surprised.

[theundeadhero]

Sisters: Yazoo'squeen, Faris, MoonsEcho Somebody adopt us please, we're starving.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Little Brother: Ansem


That's all I can come up with.

[Kirobaito]

I am going to make you my daughter, Shlup. And your brother will be, uh...Joel. Yeah.

[Del Murder]

They can be your sibling or your child.


<b>Husband</b>: ButThePoncho

[Agent Proto]

I refuse to take part in this. However, if anyone wants me to be a brother, I won't mind.

[Shlup]

I was going to say spouse but I decided to let common children determine that. *fixes*

Looking at Joel's and then Kiro's, I think I'm gonna die. ;_;

[Fate Fatale]

Brother: Agent Proto~Sister: Shlup~

[Kirobaito]

Hey, you're the one that made the thread.

And don't you talk in that tone of voice, young lady.

EDIT: Mother of God, I'm like a 16th-century aristocrat. 6 children already.

[Ryth]

I don't know if I want to particapate in this just yet I'll see how it goes from here just know I might join in.

[Del Murder]

eestlinc is my brother's brother.

[Shlup]

eestlinc is my brother's brother.
Don't make me have to start a D=e? thread.

[Del Murder]

You don't want to go down that road. The end of it would shock even you.

[nik0tine]

Im thinkin' DMKA just might be my brother in arms, same with necronopticous, and i guess chaos could be my really hot sister. (sorry chaos)

[Agent Proto]

This is turning ugly. ... >_>

[DMKA]

Bro: Trumpet Theif
Bro: nik0tine
Dissowned by parents and then re-adopted Bro: Psychotic
PS: Send all lawsuits to - Bondage Hut
13810 Arlee Rd
Norwalk, CA 90650

[Shlup]

This is turning ugly. ... >_>
I know. Next thread: EoFF Jerry Springer.

[FightClubFan#47]

Son:undeadhero
Sister: Moombamistress
Brother: Carnage

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Yo mama yo mama and yo mama.

[Behold the Void]

Sister: Starlight Angel. Oh wait.

[Rainecloud]

Sister = Xander.
Mother = ShlupQuack.
Son = Sugpo.

There.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Post by Loony BoB using AG's account
Sorry, Shlup, but you can't bin the ol' family tree that I'm involved with - it's been around for about four years at least and most people on it still call each other dad/daughter/sister/etcx to this very day. :p Also, what if ten people all wnt the same kid? xD You need to start with a few members and organise it from there instead of making it free-for-all. *nod*

But I'm all for it anyway for the sake of fun. :D I'll pick people not in my old family tree as I have something like two siblings and five or so kids, so I don't want to put in favouritism to that.

Son: Baloki
Daughters: valetine_4_ever (which SHOULD still be her name, but she changed it to Female Ryuichi) and fire_of_avalon

[Polaris]

Brother: Baloki, DMKA
Sister: dark_angel; Rusty

That's all for now....

[Shlup]

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, FATTY BOBBO!

P.S. Raine, you can't pick your mother.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

BoB already has at least ten children. :p

[Shlup]

You're just mad 'cause I'm cool and you're flat-chested. Now get out of my house!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Mad? Nah. I'm just curious as to who I've been having so much sex with. Let alone the possibility of there being more than one girl.

EDIT: Okay maybe I'm a little gutted that your boobs are so much cooler than mine. :(

[Armisael]

brothers:Lon611 and Tabris
sisters:Divinity,Rusty,Kikimm
cousins:aeris2001x2 and Seto

[Rainecloud]

You can't pick your parents, they pick you.

I know, I'm just rebelling against the system.

[Takara]

Some of you people scare me.

Anyone yet is the mother of their own sister or some redneck thing like that? :p

[Female Ryuichi]

*starts the drama, of course*

No dad! I won't change my name back :mad2: !

Older bro: Cz, younger brother: Baloki, Sister: Ryu

Oh, can't I have Fuzkera as an older sister too? :(

[Takara]

I'm going to be evil and pick random (ok, not so random) people and put them together with me so we all get related. Bwhahaha.

Brothers: Kirobaito, Del Murder, Loony BoB

*watches all hell break loose*

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Sounds cool :cool:

Brother: Giga Guess
Brother: Ansem
Brother: Psychotic
Brother: DMKA
Sister: Fire of Avalon

Trowa: Done and done.... *Sits and stares and sits and stares*

[Takara]

Dude! With Trumps' additions, it sorta means that BoB and KB had those twenty-something children together.

Which leads to this question: which one of my bros used to be my sis?

Next on Jerry Springer: Incest and Sex Changes! :D

[Faris]

Sisters: Yazoo'squeen, Faris, MoonsEcho Somebody adopt us please, we're starving.
yes huunnnggrrryyy!

older Brother:theundeadhero
sister:Yazoo'squeen
younger brother:The Summoner of Leviathan

[Maxico]

Im everybodys drunk uncle.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Spoiler: little sisters :Faris & Yazoo'sQueen

[Roogle]

The Mandee Springer Show? :monster:

[Dking'squeen]

hey kids!
older brothers: theundeadhero, The Summoner of Leviathan
sisters: Faris, Sephirothchick

[Cecilia]

hey everyone! I dont know many people here.. So I only have one sister, and no brother.. :( :p
Sister: Yazoo'squeen

[theundeadhero]

Yazoo'squeen being a sister would make me a brother, wouldn't it?

[Cecilia]

hm,yeah, you're right. Hi there bro :D :tongue:

[Dking'squeen]

Yazoo'squeen being a sister would make me a brother, wouldn't it?

It surely would. hey! Family hug people! :D

[Faris]

It surely would. hey! Family hug people! :D
awwww
and yet we're still starving :(

:cookie:

[theundeadhero]

The three of us must be the "weird" kids. Noone ever feeds us :(

[StarlightAngel]

Sounds like fun!

Brother: Behold the Void, Trumpet Thief
Sister: Dixie

That's it for now..... just stuff off the top of my head. :D

[Dking'squeen]

The three of us must be the "weird" kids. Noone ever feeds us :(

Hey look what I found...a sandwich..*Faris and TUH look hungrilly towards me.uh...help?

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

*steals sandwich from Yazoo's Queen*Yummy!!!!

[Dking'squeen]

*steals sandwich from Yazoo's Queen*Yummy!!!!

He took our lunch! :( Get him!

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

*hides in bushes*

[theundeadhero]

(We all must fight the urge to spam this thread up too. Was it a spam sandwhich?)

[Dking'squeen]

(We all must fight the urge to spam this thread up too. Was it a spam sandwhich?)

I'm trying
It was, actually

[fire_of_avalon]

Brothers: 'Loki, theundeadhero, Psy

Can I edit this later when I think of more?

[zacks_clone]

This thread is becoming very amusing. I gave up keeping track of who is related to who.:P Good luck sorting this

[Faris]

The three of us must be the "weird" kids. Noone ever feeds us Yes and all those people who eat infront of us :mad: :mad:

He took our lunch! :( Get him!
Why that little *stands up for sibblings and chases*

[=Angelus=]

hmm... this is my first try with spoilers... so i hope this works!!

heh.. Sisters: "YunaGirl05", and "Such a X-2 Girl"

Cousin: Trumpet thief

Yes... anyone wants an Angel for a Chlid

[FightClubFan#47]

The three of us must be the "weird" kids. Noone ever feeds us

Son:undeadhero
Sister: Moombamistress
Brother: Carnage

[theundeadhero]

Yeah, but you get to eat! or did Mom stop making those peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches for you?

[Kirobaito]

BoB is my husband. He's impregnated me several times. 20-something, actually.

[bennator]

Big Sister: Dee; Little Sister: Fuzakeru; Brother: Election Booth

[Ouch!]

As long as I get to be my own grandpa, it's all good.

[Takara]

BoB is my husband. He's impregnated me several times. 20-something, actually.

You lost the count too, eh?

[Chibi Youkai]

This could end up intresting.

Brothers- Baloki, Ansem
Sister- Xander

[Miriel]

There's a history of insanity in my family. Which would explain for the behavior of my daughter. :)

Daughter: Misfit

[Shlup]

This is already highly amusing.

I wonder if I download Family Tree Maker 5000 if the program'll just explode.

[Calliope]

I refuse to take part in this. However, if anyone wants me to be a brother, I won't mind.

So, no, you don't refuse to take part in this?

[Rainecloud]

I wonder if I download Family Tree Maker 5000 if the program'll just explode.

Just make sure to save your document.