New Girl On The Block

[Little Mage]

Hey there. Just thought that I would introduce myself to all you guys out there! No need to introduce my nick as you can see that on the board. I hope to get to know you all soon.

Love Little Mage xxxx :love:

[Psychotic]

Hello! I also live in the Middle of England. Do you get Midlands Today on TV? I hate that show. (I personally want to go to their studios and set a pack of roe deer loose, but I guess that's just me)

[Jojee]

Hello~ Nice to meet you :love: I'm one of the non-scary people on the board. :tongue:

[Levian]

Hello. Stay away from Jojo. She bites.

[Little Mage]

Which part of the midds you from? I hate all programs like that... my pet hate at the moment though is that stupid Boots advert! :mad:

[Jojee]

Hello. Stay away from Jojo. She bites.

*gnaws on your leg* >=|

I do not.

[Little Mage]

Hello~ Nice to meet you :love: I'm one of the non-scary people on the board. :tongue:

You... bite? well so do I! *gnaw*

[Jojee]

Awesome~ :love: I like you already. *gnaws back*

Psy thinks this is kinda sexy...

Edit: Not that I bite. "=|

[Little Mage]

Warwickshire.

THREE FOR TWO THIS CHRISTMAS AT BOOTS!

The bloke on it really needs to die... Im from Derbyshire!


Awesome~ :love: I like you already. *gnaws back*

Psy thinks this is kinda sexy...

Edit: Not that I bite. "=|

Its sexy from a blokes point of view but not for me... I might get a taste for human flesh if I started to bite peaple... :eek:

<i>Don't double post.</i>---RSL

[Psychotic]

Psy thinks this is kinda sexy...Rabies is a turn-on...

[Little Mage]

Rabies is a turn-on...

*foams at the mouth* you really think so?

[Psychotic]

*foams at the mouth* you really think so?Whoa, keep away you sexy beast!

[Jojee]

I agree... just like STDs are a turn on! And we know you've got plenty of those, Psy. :love:

[Little Mage]

I agree... just like STDs are a turn on! And we know you've got plenty of those, Psy. :love:


Yuk! Im glad people like you get turned on by Diseases... *barf*

[Jojee]

Like I said, I'm one of the <i>non-scary</i> people.... wait til you see the rest of 'em. :(

[Psychotic]

I agree... just like STDs are a turn on! And we know you've got plenty of those, Psy. :love:Yeah, that's the last time I spend time with YOU! Worst $3 I ever spent...

(And Jojo is lying. She's scary and smells of fish)

[Silmaril]

'Alo...

[Levian]

(And Jojo is lying. She's scary and smells of fish)

especially the fish part. :rolleyes2

[Little Mage]

uhm... okay. so jojo... that none scary person, bites and smells of fish.
:confused:

[Misfit]

I like seeing "New girl on the block" then seeing "Levian" underneath it ^______^

WELCOME! TO! HERE! THIS! PLACE!

[Levian]

uhm... okay. so jojo... that none scary person, bites and smells of fish.
:confused:

That's Jojo in a nutshell. We even tried to trap her inside a nutshell, but she wouldn't stand still.

edit: Oh and Misfit smells too. You might want to stay away from her.

[Psychotic]

That's Jojo in a nutshell. We even tried to trap her inside a nutshell, but she wouldn't stand still.Even after we ran her over in a steamroller once or twice or fifty-seven times.

[Craig]

Welcome to this 24/7 party zone!

[Little Mage]

That's Jojo in a nutshell. We even tried to trap her inside a nutshell, but she wouldn't stand still.

*is noting* and is... very... smaaaall.
Got it!


Even after we ran her over in a steamroller once or twice or fifty-seven times.

*still noting* also... flat!

[Psychotic]

*still noting* also... flat!Yes, Jojo is very much flat. ;)

[Little Mage]

Yes, Jojo is very much flat. ;)

you fancy her dont you?

[Psychotic]

you fancy her dont you?Totally. I love half-monkey half-zebra crosses. :love:

[Little Mage]

Totally. I love half-monkey half-zebra crosses. :love:


Okay... so you... are a maniac. LOL

[theundeadhero]

Hi Noober! People here aren't weird. We're the very model of what the world should come to be. I'm afraid you won't be around to see it though, for know I must make you into a cupcake!

[Jojee]

OKAY!! xD WTF. *shoots Levian and Psy and whoever else participated in this!*

You people suck!

I come back from a hard day of work and I see all you people badmouthing me ;) Well GUESS WHAT.

YOU ALL SMELL. More than I do.

*glares*

*glares more*

Now get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwhich, biatches *glares muchly*

Meow :love:

[theundeadhero]

This new person is going to think we're so mean. This is the meanest thread I've seen in a while.

[Jojee]

I'm not mean :aimangel: *gives cookies* Spread the love~

[Shlup]

Okay... so you... are a maniac. LOL
Welcome to EoFF. :jap:

[SquallKicksAss]

People here aren't weird. We're the very model of what the world should come to be.

Should become?! I'm pretty sure you mean will become. I'm quite positive that everyone will end up like us one day... If not, at least we'll be superior.

Oh yeah, and welcome Little Mage. I'm... Relatively new. You'll do fine if you don't trust anyone, never look Jojo directly in the eyes, and definitely don't go anywhere alone.

~Jim

[Jojee]

Wtf... xD Am i the basilisk now? *struts HP knowledge*

Yes, yes I am. Except I don't turn you into stone, I turn you into.....

Edit: Oh yes, don't go anywhere alone, Jim is right ^_^ I'll be your walking buddy...!

[Spritz]

YOU ALL SMELL.
Old news. *Hands nooblet a peg* Welcome to EoFF, Try not to run away screaming till tommorow morning, otherwise I loose £5.


I turn you into.....
The tension/mystery/pineapple is killing me! x.x

[theundeadhero]

Try not to run away screaming till tommorow morning, otherwise I loose £5. If you do run away screaming before tomorrow morning, I gain $5. All the loonies get let loose tonight!

[Levian]

OKAY!! xD WTF. *shoots Levian and Psy and whoever else participated in this!*

You people suck!

I come back from a hard day of work and I see all you people badmouthing me ;) Well GUESS WHAT.

YOU ALL SMELL. More than I do.

*glares*

*glares more*

Now get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwhich, biatches *glares muchly*

Meow :love:

:love:

[MistaCloudStrife]

HELLO! I ish teh No0Bishe as weyl....

XD Yeah, wlcome! Wanna be my friend? I like friends. They are teh 1337 kewlnessess..... *shifty eyes* <_< >_> Yeaaaaaaaahhhh... excuse my behavior just then.... My n00bish powers had taken over for a second there... ^_~

[YunaGirl05]

Hello. Nice to have you here. Enjoy!

[Trumpet Thief]

Rubedo: JOJO IS MINE!!! *jumps on top*

chaos: Err, welcome to EOFF. I hope you enjoy your stay :D

[Jojee]

o__o i am my own. *swack* get off, ew ew ew.

Ok let's start over.

*sane voice*

Welcome to EoFF. I hope you enjoy your stay. ^_^ *friendly look*

[UltimaLimit]

This is the meanest thread I've seen in a while.

Well, at least this sets it apart from the other newb threads. And I haven't seen one reach page 2 in a while.

Welcome. Don't worry, everybody is saner and friendlier than they appear now; this is just the gauntlet, if you will. Stick with me, make no sudden movements or high-pitched noises, and everything will be fine. :shifty:

[theundeadhero]

I haven't seen one reach page 2 in a while
http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=53283
Whoops!

[Ki Ki]

Krazy.

Hi you little bugger thingy.

[theundeadhero]

She's a bug! Cool! what kind? Is she a grasshoper? I like grasshopers! *hop hop*

[Jojee]

I used to catch grasshoppers and rip their legs off. Accidentally, of course. :(

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: I thought Ki Ki was talking 'bout something else ;)

[theundeadhero]

I used to catch grasshoppers and rip their legs off. Accidentally, of courseI'm not gonna let you tear my legs off! *Hops away!* What would you do with it anyways :eyebrow: *hop hop*

[=Angelus=]

Welcome Little Mage... if i were you i'll save every point of mana to Bolt everyone here with a thundaraga :D i think they like it

anyway.. i'm new here too.. we should stick together! and fend off these fiesty teeth of... urm... well... just stick together k?

[Rainecloud]

Welcome to Eyes on Final Fantasy, Little Mage.

Enjoy your stay. :)

[Psychotic]

I used to catch grasshoppers and rip their legs off. Accidentally, of course. :(Or to use them in your "love potions" :rolleyes2

[Pheesh]

Like I said, I'm one of the <i>non-scary</i> people.... wait til you see the rest of 'em. :(

You dare call me wierd!!!??? I will smite you....MWAHAHAHA *cough**gag**choke* *barfs up thingo* :rocks: Dundundundaaaa. As i was saying only some serious leg knawing will ever earn my forgiveness back.

[Jojee]

What are you talking about, Psy? I never use grasshoppers in any kind of food-like substance! Though I do imagine sometimes cutting some guy (any guy's would do) parts off, baking it into a pie, and feeding it to my bf sometimes... when I am mad at him. "Here dear, I'm sorry, have a pie as an apology present thing!" *^_^*

Ahem... >_> and I'm not gnawing on your leg, eternal.... you probably have all kinds of diseases...!

*looks around for Little Mage* XD Are you still here?

[White Dwarf]

hi im new!! talk to me!!

its my birthday to day!!! 16

<i>Don't double post</i> ---RSL

[Polaris]

Hi and welcome!! :D

[Little Miss Awesome]

Hiya, sweet name!
Anyway, =Angelus= if it's quite alright with you I want to be in this croonie group too!

[Baloki]

Looks like the worlds gone mad again :greenie:

[Levian]

Looks like the worlds gone mad again :greenie:

When did it stop being mad? :scary::scary::scary::scary:

[=Angelus=]

Hiya, sweet name!
Anyway, =Angelus= if it's quite alright with you I want to be in this croonie group too!
Croonie? we're not croonie!! we are the (almost to be)Great Pillow Fighters (draws the ultimate Fluffinator pillow, Al Bhed made) Bwhahaha!

anyway.. great!! Me.. a girl.. and a Little Mage (black, white, red or blue.. doesn't really matter)!!
i think we are about to embark on a great adventure to save the world!! wouldn't you say so?

Join me, and i'll ... *gets smacked by a pillow from a speeding moggle on a chocobo*

"@#$%^&!!"***

***Ancient Al Bhed.. requires Al Bhed primers 50-76

[Little Miss Awesome]

Hehe, crime fighting croonies?

[=Angelus=]

Crime fighting?? well.. i guess you could say that..
we are here to defend Spira once again!! little mage.. what say you?

we must move quickly!! Jojo might be on our scent!!

[Little Mage]

Hi guys. sorry I havent been around for a bit. I got a lot to do for Xmas and the new year. how is every one?

[Angel Rinoa]

Hey Mage, welcome to EoFF! *huggles* If you need anything I'm just a click away. ^__^

[Denmark]

I would tell you that everyone here is a pathological liar, but I'm a pathological liar.

[Jojee]

Oh, you're back. So we didn't scare you away. <s>Must try harder next time</s>. I'm so glad, welcome back! ^_^

[escobert]

Howdy :p

[Psychotic]

I'm so glad, welcome back! ^_^She's only glad because she has a crush on you. :roll:

[Jojee]

She's only glad because she has a crush on you. :roll:

Don't reveal it :(

Awh... ok... let's get hitched, Little Mage! n_n

[Buster Sword Strike]

I think its love at first chat! :love:

[=Angelus=]

how sweet (i would advice against it.. but it looks so sweet!!)

[Little Miss Awesome]

=Angelus=?????????????????????????????????
You're a girl????????????????????????????????

[SomethingBig]

Don't reveal it :(

Awh... ok... let's get hitched, Little Mage! n_n
WTF?! I didn't even get a chance to hit on her!

So, Little Mage... *Hug*