English to stupid translator

[TheAbominatrix]

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

I dont know how many of you have seen this, but check it out. It essentially takes whatever you say and types it as a '12 year old AOLer' would. Check it out, and post what you get here!

I entered this:
"There once was a man who ate a lot of cheese. He died. The cheese ate his heart and children. Oh no."

and it became this:
THEIR ONC3 WAS A MAN WHO AET A LOT OF CHES3111!!11 WTF LOL HA DEID!1111 LOL DA CHESA AET HIS H3ART AND CHILDREN!!111!11 O NO!!111 OMG LOL

Here's the translation of the post:
I DONT KNOW HOW MANY OF U HAEV SEN THIS BUT CH3K IT OUT!!!! LOL IT ES3NTIALY TAEKS WUT U SAY AND TYPAS IT AS A 12 Y3AR OLD AOLER WUD!111 LOL CHAK IT OUT AND POST WUT U G3T H3RE!!!! LOL

xD I love it

[Meat Puppet]

MAH CHILDHOD DR3MS R NOW FAILD OUT1111!!11111 OMG OMG OMG LOL FOR3V3R I WIL B TURNAD ON11!1!1111!11111! OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF O MAH GOLY111!1111!!!!!11!1! OMG LOL WTF OMG

[*ETERNAL FANTASY*]

the type of language people would avoid seeing here ....none the less its quite humerous to see...Thank God im past that!

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Here's an ironic one:

I DISLIEK UR TERIBL3 GRMMAR AND PUNCTUATION!!11!1

And another:

PLZ C3AES UR IDIOTIC RMBLNGS LEST I FEL COMPELAD 2 DRIEV A STAEK THROUGH MAH EYAS 2 S2P THEM FROM BURNNG1!1!1 OMG LOL

The originals were:

I dislike your terrible grammar and punctuation.

Please cease your idiotic ramblings lest I feel compelled to drive a stake through my eyes to stop them from burning.

What fun!

[Doors]

Hmm...

IM A 12 Y3AR OLD AOLER WHO IS GONA SPM UR AS.

typical battle.net

WUT IS UR FAVOURIET RAEC IN WUT?!!?? L3V3L R U IN DIABLOCAN!1!! OMG LOL U PLZ TANK M3??!!! OMG WTF LOL

[MistaCloudStrife]

I HAEV ALR3ADY SEN THIS BUT TAHTS NIEC.1!!!!1!1!!!!!1111! I DONT RILLY LIEK IT ITS STUPID.1!1111!11!11! OMG WTF -_- TIS SAD IT IS.
!111!!111!!! OMG LOL

[Shlup]

I THINK THIS WAS LAST POST3D IN LIEK 201 OR SOM3THNG11!!1 OMG LOL I KNOW IV3 SEN IT BFORA BUT NOT FOR A LONG TIEM11!!!1 OMG IMM GLAD IT STIL AXISTS!11! WTF

(In English: I think this was last posted in like 2001 or something. I know I've seen it before, but not for a long time. I'm glad it still exists.)

[Maxico]

I THINK THIS WAS LAST POST3D IN LIEK 201 OR SOM3THNG11!!1 OMG LOL I KNOW IV3 SEN IT BFORA BUT NOT FOR A LONG TIEM11!!!1 OMG IMM GLAD IT STIL AXISTS!11! WTF

[DMKA]

Fighting evil by moonlight! Winning love by daylight! Never running from a real fight! She is the one named Sailor Moon!
Result:

"FIGHTNG EVIL BY MONLIGHT11!! LOL WINNG LOVE BY DAYLIGHT!11!!11! LOL NEV3R RUNNG FROM A R3AL FIGHT!!1!1!!1 OMG SHE IS TEH ONE NMED SALEOR MON!11!1!!1 WTF"

Best...creation....EVAHER LOL LMAO WTF GHEY!@!!?!!??!!!11

Seriously...that's just brilliant. :exdee:

[Peegee]

0fmG I c4n typ3 l1i3k d4t n0rm4ll13 y4RRRRR?!>#lolaslwtsars?

[Citizen Bleys]

This thread increases my desire for death exponentially.

[Spritz]

that translater is a work of wonder. It will revolutionise communication between different ages and contrasting IQ's. Although... wetther this is a good thing is debatable.

TAHT TRANSL8R IS A WORK OF WONDER11!! WTF LOL IT WIL REVOLUTIONIES COMUNICATION BTWEN DIFAR3NT AEGS AND CONTRASTNG IQS1!!1 LOL ALTHOUGH.!!11!!1!!1!!!1!11!! OMG WTF LOL WATHER THIS IS A GOD THNG IS DEBATABLE!111!1!! OMG

[Logan]

MAH NME IS LOGAN AND I NED 2 GO EAT BRAAKFAST SO I CAN GO 2 CHURCH AND LEARN ABOUT J3SUS AND STUF1111 OMG LOL


omg lolz

[Erdrick Holmes]

typical battle.net

WUT IS UR FAVOURIET RAEC IN WUT?!!?? L3V3L R U IN DIABLOCAN!1!! OMG LOL U PLZ TANK M3??!!! OMG WTF LOL

I see that every day when I play Diablo II

[XxSephirothxX]

Spoonage!
SPONAEG!1!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL

Hah! I killed you! You are nothing compared to my might!
HAH1!!! OMG LOL I KILAD U!1!!!!! U R NOTHNG COMPAERD 2 MAH MIGHT!!11 OMG

Whoever made this is a genius.

[Chibi Youkai]

I see that every day when I play Diablo II

No joke. It makes one wonder just who's playing.

[Shoeberto]

Saw this a while ago.

[Denmark]

When I joined EoFF I was a 12-year-old AOLer. And I can honestly say that I never typed like that. :)

[Doomgaze]

This thread increases my desire for death exponentially.
For others, or for yourself?

[Doors]

When I joined EoFF I was a 12-year-old AOLer. And I can honestly say that I never typed like that.

Sure you didnt.

WH3N I JOIEND EOF I WAS A 12-Y3AR-OLD AOL3R!!1!! AND I CAN HONESTLY SAY TAHT I NEV3R TYP3D LIEK TAHT!111!!

[Ichy]

IM SO VERY HAPY TAHT IVE ONLY SEN P3OPLA POKE FUN AT THIS TYP3 OF SPECH BUT NEV3R ACTUALY USA ANY FORM OF THIS R3TARD3D DRIBL3 IN SUCH AN 3XTREME FASHION.

GOD!1!!!1111!1!11!11!! OMG WTF LOL LINK )

[Jojee]

yoop aire all soeth sillimajiggaires :love: *bops*! ^__^ kekekekeke xPPPpPpPpPpbdDdxP :p

[escobert]

IM GOD11!1!1!! BRT RULAS AL OF DA WORLD!1!1!11! OMG WTF EVARYONE MUST GIEV MA FOD AND MON3Y NOW1!!!!!11 WTF LOL BITCH11!11

[Citizen Bleys]

For others, or for yourself?

What, can't have it both ways? All I'd have to do is alter the Earth's orbit so that it spirals into a fiery death in the heart of the Sun.

[Denmark]

Sure you didnt.

WH3N I JOIEND EOF I WAS A 12-Y3AR-OLD AOL3R!!1!! AND I CAN HONESTLY SAY TAHT I NEV3R TYP3D LIEK TAHT!111!!

Nope, mine was worse. ^_^

you see, if you run a translation through the translator again, THAT'S what I typed like. :)

WH3N I JOEIND EOF I WAS A 12-Y3AR-OLD AOL3R!1!!!!!1!!1!1! OMG WTF LOL AND I CAN HON3STLY SAY TAHT I NEV3R TYP3D LEIK TAHT11!!!!! OMG LOL

[Resha]

IS IT JUST ME OR DOAS IT AD A WTF AFTER EACH SENTANCE?!??!??!! OMG WTF LOL WTF?!??!!??111!1!?!!!?1!1!!1?!??!!!!!!??!?111! OMG WTF

[=Angelus=]

12 year old AOLers don't have a very extensive vocabulary ya?

Take this for example: "This translator will take what you write in it and turn it into the manner a 12-year-old AOLer would write it. Type in what you want translated and then click the button."

= THIS TRANSLA2R WIL TAEK WUT U WRIET IN IT AND TURN IT IN2 TEH MAN3R A 12-YAAR-OLD AOL3R WUD WRIET IT1111 OMG WTF TYP3 IN WUT U WANT TRANSLAETD AND THAN CLIK TEH BUTON11!!!!11 OMG

they even screw up shakespeare :p youngsters nowadays *sigh*

[m4tt]

Ahhh.. it's like being in RO.

GIEV M3 ZENY PLZ HEAL M3 PLZ WARP ME PLZ IMM A NOVIEC I DONT UND3RSTAND111!1!11 LOL

[Triple T]

HAEV U HEARD OF THIS COL SIET CALAD WWEYESONFCOM?!!!!!! OMG WTF LOL XD

Awesome.

[Captain Maxx Power]

INTERASTNG STUF1!!11 WTF LOL AV3N TEH MOST MUDAEN POSTS R TURN3D IN2 INCOMPR3HENSIBL3 AND IDIOTIC SOUNDNG GARBAEG!!111!1 WTF LOL AT LAST I CAN FOL THOST AOL3RS TAHT IM ONE OF TH3M!1111!!! LOL SOM3THNG QUIET HARD WIT MAH CURENT DICTATION

[DMKA]

This thread increases my desire for death exponentially.
OMFG WTF UR GHEY STFU LOLLMAO!!1!1

[Flying Mullet]

DA R3CTUM OF TEH ADULT MAEL BABON PRODUC3S FIEV POUNDS OF MMO PAR HOUR

[Buster Sword Strike]

LOK AT MA IMM JUST LIEK A TWELVE YAAR OLD AOLER!!!1 WTF LOL YAY!!11!!!!111!1 OMG LOL

Look at me I'm just like a twelve year old AOLer! Yay!!

[The Captain]

I wonder..

I typed Ashley's translation into the translator and it became even more jumbled:


Original:

I DONT KNOW HOW MANY OF U HAEV SEN THIS BUT CH3K IT OUT!!!! LOL IT ES3NTIALY TAEKS WUT U SAY AND TYPAS IT AS A 12 Y3AR OLD AOLER WUD!111 LOL CHAK IT OUT AND POST WUT U G3T H3RE!!!! LOL"

Translation:

I DONT KNOW HOW MANY OF U HA3V S3N THIS BUT CH3K IT OUT!!11!1!!!1!!1!1!!1!1!111!!!111 OMG LOL IT 3S3NTIALY TAEKS WUT U SAY AND TYPAS IT AS A 12 Y3AR OLD AOL3R WUD11!!!1 OMG WTF LOL LOL CHAK IT OUT AND POST WUT U G3T H3R3!!!!111!!!11!111!!111!!1111!11 WTF LOL LOL

Interesting, to say the least.

Take care all.

[Jojee]

Nice one, the cap'n ^^

Third time around --

I DONT KNOW HOW MANY OF U HA3V S3N THIS BUT CH3K IT OUT!11!1!11!1111!1111!11!!1!!! OMG WTF LOL OMG LOL IT 3S3NTIALY TA3KS WUT U SAY AND TYPAS IT AS A 12 Y3AR OLD AOL3R WUD1!111!1!1!111!1!1!!1111!1 WTF OMG WTF LOL LOL CHAK IT OUT AND POST WUT U G3T H3R3!!11!111!11!111!1!1!1!1!1!111!!!1!1!1!! OMG WTF WTF LOL LOL

tenth xD --

I DONT KNOW HOW MANY OF U HA3V S3N THIS BUT CH3K IT OUT111!!1111!1111!1!1!11 OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL WTF LOL OMG OMG LOL OMG LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG LOL IT 3S3NTIALY TA3KS WUT U SAY AND TYPAS IT AS A 12 Y3AR OLD AOL3R WUD111111!!1!!!1!! OMG LOL WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL WTF WTF WTF OMG WTF LOL LOL CHAK IT OUT AND POST WUT U G3T H3R31111111!1!1!1 WTF OMG WTF OMG WTF WTF LOL OMG OMG OMG WTF WTF LOL LOL

[DMKA]

Y3AH IT IS PRETY INTER3STNG!!1!! OMG WTF LOL

[finalheaven]

randomm........................

[Fuzakeru]

I SAW A MAN IN A WHEL CHARE GO DOWN A HIL AND HA WAS LIEK WWHE11!!!111 OMG WTF LOL

[Mittopotahis]

i typed...

I want to go eat some chicken. lets go do that and we will have fun and then we will die. You see, the chicken was poisened by my imaginary alter ego, happy bob. he looks kinda exactly like me. You should see him. He looks like me. Say hi happy Bob! he said hi. You should say hi back. dont you want to say hi? you upset happy bobs feelings...He is going to kill you now. But no one will know its him as he has an imaginary alter ego too. Its name is me. So if I Kill you, then you know that it was my imaginary alter ego happy bob using his imaginary alter ego.

It translated to

I WANT 2 GO AAT SOME CHIKAN!1!!1!! WTF LATS GO DO TAHT AND WE WIL HAEV FUN AND THEN W3 WIL DEI!!!!!! OMG LOL U SE DA CHIKEN WAS POIESNED BY MAH IMAGINARY ALTER EGO HAPY BOB!!!1 OMG WTF LOL H3 LOKS KINDA 3XACTLY LIEK ME1!11 OMG WTF U SHUD SE HIM!!1!!11 OMG HE LOKS LIEK ME!1!! LOL SAY HI HAPY BOB1!!! WTF HA SADE HI111!! OMG LOL U SHUD SAY HI BAK11!111 DONT U WANT 2 SAY HI?!!?!?!? WTF LOL U UPSET HAPY BOBS FELNGS.HE!1!!11!!1!!1!1111!!1 OMG WTF LOL IS GONG 2 KIL U NOW!1!!! LOL BUT NO ONE WIL KNOW ITS HIM AS H3 HAS AN IMAGINARY ALT3R AGO 21!!1 ITS NMA IS MA11!!1 LOL SO IF I KIL U THAN U KNOW TAHT IT WAS MAH IMAGINARY ALT3R AGO HAPY BOB USNG HIS IMAGINARY ALTER EGO1!!11!1 WTF LOL

[Jebus]

I SAW A MAN IN A WHEL CHARE GO DOWN A HIL AND HA WAS LIEK WWHE11!!!111 OMG WTF LOL

OMG THREBRANE111! WTF LOL <3

[Female Ryuichi]

Okay, so I like Romeo and Juliet at the moment


As is the bud bit with an envious worm
Ere he can spread his sweet leaves to the air,
Or dedicate his beauty to the sun.

AS IS DA BUD BIT WIT AN ENVIOUS WORM
AR3 HE CAN SPREAD HIS SWET LEAEVS 2 TEH ARE
OR DEDICAET HIS BAUTY 2 DA SUN1!111!1 LOL


From forth the loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whose misadventur'd piteous overthrows,
Doth with their death bury their parents' strife

FROM FORTH TEH LOINS OF TH3SE TWO FOAS
A PARE OF STAR-CROSD LOVARS TAEK THERE LIEF
WHOS3 MISADVANTURD PIETOUS OVARTHROWS
DOTH WIT THEYRE DEATH BURY THERE PAERNTS STRIEF



O, mickle is the powerful grace that lies
In herbs, plants, stones, and their true qualities:
For nought so vile that on the earth doth live
But to the earth some special good doth give,
Nor aught so good but strain’d from that fair use.

O MIKL3 IS DA POW3RFUL GRAEC TAHT LEIS
IN HERBS PLANTS S2NAS AND THERE TRU3 QUALITEIS
FOR NOUGHT SO VIEL TAHT ON TEH 3ARTH DOTH LIEV
BUT 2 DA 3ARTH SOME SPECIAL GOD DOTH GIEV
NOR AUGHT SO GOD BUT STRANE’D FROM TAHT FARE USE111!1 OMG WTF

[Polaris]

si not that bad, go and see a english film with legends in portuguese, my God is horrible, I detect each mistake worst than the last one! I prefer to see the film only in english!

[nik0tine]

Hold on while I go find one of The Captains intelligent posts.

EDIT: Ok I found one. Here's the Origional.

Well, let's see, I like everyone else, hope to someday have a chance to find a good job, for me, being a director/actor, be it someplace low key or more intense. I would very much enjoy to be able to devote my life to creating art, recreating life and exploring the imagination to see how far we really can push ourselves, how deep we are willing to search within our souls and perhaps find some deeper truth, all of which I think art can accomplish.

I hope to marry my girlfriend of nearly two years sometime down the line and start a family and travel the world together, seeing all there is to see, marveling at the wonders each culture has to offer. If I do have children, I'd hope to share this world with them and watch them develop their own hopes and dreams and do my very best to give them ample opportunity to let them imagine and find their way.

I dream of a world that is free of the constrains of pain and hatred without cause. I long to be able to walk down any street in the world and be able to smile at someone, exchange that brief moment in time with them and know that they too are happy with themselves, where they are and where they will be.

Perhaps, to see a world where hunger is no longer an problem, or where religion is the cause of great unity and not harsh division and animosity. To wake up in the morning to a brilliant blue sky and fill my lungs with air and not have to worry about the hazards of air pollution or the potential for the icebergs to melt, but rather to know that this sacred planet is safe and will continue to create life.

More or less, I dream that the dreams of everyone do indeed come true and that happiness is not exclusive to some, but becomes a universal truth for all. I think that this is within our power and grasp and with every smile, embrace, act of kindness, of dignity, of grace, and of peace, we move closer to this moment.

Take care all.

Here is the butchered version.


W3L LETS SE I LIEK 3VERYONE ELS3 HOPE 2 SOMEDAY HAEV A CHANCA 2 FIND A GOD JOB FOR ME BNG A DIERC2R/AC2R B IT SOMEPLAEC LOW KEY OR MOR3 INTENSE!11111 LOL I WUD V3RY MUCH 3NJOY 2 B ABLA 2 DEVOT3 MAH LIEF 2 CREATNG ART RACR3ATNG LIEF AND EXPLORNG TEH IMAGINATION 2 SE HOW FAR WA RILLY CAN PUSH OURSELVES HOW DEP WE R WILNG 2 SEARCH WITHIN OUR SUS AND P3RHAPS FIND SOM3 DEP3R TRUTH AL OF WHICH I THINK ART CAN ACOMPLISH

I11!!1!1 WTF LOL HOPE 2 MARY MAH GIRLFREIND OF NEARLY TWO YEARS SOMETIEM DOWN TEH LIEN AND START A FMILY AND TRAEVL DA WORLD 2G3TH3R SENG AL THEIR IS 2 SE MARV3LNG AT TEH WONDERS AACH CULTURE HAS 2 OFAR!11!!!1! LOL IF I DO HAEV CHILDREN ID HOPE 2 R THIS WORLD WIT TH3M AND WATCH TH3M DEVELOP THERE OWN HOP3S AND DREMS AND DO MAH VARY BST 2 GIEV THAM MPLA OPORTUNITY 2 LET THEM IMAGIEN AND FIND THERE WAY

I1111111! WTF DR3M OF A WORLD TAHT IS FRE OF DA CONSTRANES OF PANE AND HATRED WITHOUT CAUS3!!!111! OMG WTF I LONG 2 B ABLA 2 WOK DOWN ANY STRET IN TEH WORLD AND B ABLA 2 SMIEL AT SOM3ONA 3XCHANGA TAHT BREIF MOM3NT IN TIEM WIT THEM AND KNOW TAHT TH3Y 2 R HAPY WIT THEMS3LVES WHER3 TH3Y R AND WHERE THEY WIL B

P3RHAPS!11! 2 SE A WORLD WH3RE HUNGAR IS NO LONGAR AN PROBL3M OR WHARE RALIGION IS DA CAUSA OF GR3AT UNITY AND NOT HARSH DIVISION AND ANIMOSITY!!!1 OMG LOL 2 WAEK UP IN DA MORNNG 2 A BRILIANT BLUE SKY AND FIL MAH LUNGS WIT ARE AND NOT HAEV 2 WORY ABOUT TEH HAZARDS OF ARE POLUTION OR DA POTENTIAL FOR DA IECBRGS 2 M3LT BUT RATHER 2 KNOW TAHT THIS SACRAD PLAENT IS SAEF AND WIL CONTINUA 2 CRAAET LIEF

MOR3!!1!1 OMG OR L3S I DREM TAHT TEH DREMS OF 3VARYONA DO INDED COMA TRUE AND TAHT HAPIENS IS NOT EXCLUSIEV 2 SOM3 BUT BCOMES A UNIEVRSAL TRUTH FOR AL11!111!! WTF LOL I THINK TAHT THIS IS WITHIN OUR POWER AND GRASP AND WIT EVERY SMIEL EMBRAEC ACT OF KINDN3S OF DIGNITY OF GRAEC AND OF P3AEC W3 MOV3 CLOSAR 2 THIS MOMENT

TAEK11!!11 WTF R AL
!!!!1!11 LOL

[Rye]

I MISED THIS TRANSLA2R1!!11! OMG WTF THX FOR BRNGNG IT UP AGANE1!1!1 LOL :D

EDIT: And xD @ translating The Captain's post.

[Necronopticous]

Snoop Dogg's "Tha Shizzolator" was better in my opinion.

http://www.asksnoop.com/

[FightClubFan#47]

SI NOT TAHT BAD GO AND SE A ANGLISH FILM WIT LAGENDS IN PORTUGUES3 MAH GOD IS HORIBLA I DET3CT AACH MISTAEK WORST THAN TEH LAST ONE11!11!1 OMG WTF I PREFER 2 SE DA FILM ONLY IN ENGLISH!111!1! OMG