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Kawaii Ryűkishi
01-01-2005, 11:14 AM
http://www.stevequayle.com/GG.Images/Midget.major.mite.w.jpg

Please share your personal thoughts and experiences on the subject of half-people.

Cz
01-01-2005, 11:50 AM
*Adds 'half-person' to next year's Christmas list*

Resha
01-01-2005, 11:55 AM
Hobbits rock. Half people should be proud to be like hobbits, and maybe they ARE hobbits. :greenie:

Heath
01-01-2005, 12:50 PM
That's a classy suit he has. I think it should be compulsory for all hobbits to wear one. Or at least the hat.

Resha
01-01-2005, 01:05 PM
That's a classy suit he has. I think it should be compulsory for all hobbits to wear one. Or at least the hat.

But what about their hair?!?!?!

Rye
01-01-2005, 01:58 PM
I'm called a hobbit because I'm short. *is only 5 feet tall* But that's not really hobbit height... xD

DMKA
01-01-2005, 04:55 PM
Where's PG? :(

Breine
01-01-2005, 05:09 PM
He looks like a child in a scary and weird way o_O

Jojee
01-01-2005, 05:46 PM
You're my hobbit, Kishki... *goggly eyes*? :love: :love: I wuvyou *pat* :love:

boris no no
01-01-2005, 06:29 PM
i'm a hobbit! i can walk on anything bare foot because the skin is so thick!
i had a conversation about this last night in a very drunk state....me and holly are hobbits!
:D

krissy
01-01-2005, 06:33 PM
kinda scared of them. they're so small. what if they crawl up soeplace they're not spsosed to.

Yamaneko
01-01-2005, 07:03 PM
That guys a pimp, dude! http://www.gamers-alliance.org/forums/images/smilies/pimp.gif

Crazy the Clown
01-01-2005, 07:07 PM
Verne Troyer, the King of the Dwarf Actors.

theundeadhero
01-01-2005, 07:07 PM
How can it be a hobbit when it only weighs 20 pounds? Hobbits are fat. Maybe you have an anorexic hobbit? Maybe you don't feed him!?

Crazy the Clown
01-01-2005, 11:50 PM
How can it be a hobbit when it only weighs 20 pounds? Hobbits are fat. Maybe you have an anorexic hobbit? Maybe you don't feed him!?

I don't know. In the live action movies, Frodo looks like he's been on the Atkins' Diet.

UltimaLimit
01-01-2005, 11:53 PM
Well, living off the elf-bread and whatever you can scavenge isn't exactly fattening. They probably got in really good shape on their journey.

fire_of_avalon
01-02-2005, 12:03 AM
I have no thoughts or experiences concerning half people, other than the fact all of my tall friends tell me I'm their hobbit. Then I bite them.

Miriel
01-02-2005, 01:14 AM
He's wearing shoes, how very unhobbit-like.

I once saw three of the hobbits at a local Korean BBQ place, but they were niether short nor hairy. Or actually...they were kinda short, but not exactly of hobbit stature.

Crazy the Clown
01-02-2005, 01:20 AM
Speaking of hobbits, has anyone ever heard the bad song, "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins?" You'd be surprised to know who did it, if you didn't already.

Hint-Galvatron from the Transformers movie.

-N-
01-02-2005, 04:13 AM
Where's PG? :(

bennator
01-02-2005, 06:14 AM
They are very dangerous....they can take out a full-grown man with a head-butt to the kneecap.

*ETERNAL FANTASY*
01-02-2005, 06:43 AM
never met one really

Meat Puppet
01-02-2005, 10:11 AM
They're good people.

And sometimes they're bad people.

And other times they're average.

Resha
01-02-2005, 12:11 PM
kinda scared of them. they're so small. what if they crawl up soeplace they're not spsosed to.

Are you talking about a hobbit or a cockroach?!!?! :eek:

Chibi Youkai
01-02-2005, 08:06 PM
I've met a hobbit before. One of the most fun people I've ever met.
I'm not exactly a hobbit, but all my friends are taller than me.

boris no no
01-02-2005, 08:24 PM
Speaking of hobbits, has anyone ever heard the bad song, "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins?" You'd be surprised to know who did it, if you didn't already.

Hint-Galvatron from the Transformers movie.
ahhhh mr nemo....i can't spell it! spock!!!!!
cool transformer! wasn't it weird that his voice changed...the new one sucked! megatronh was cooler!

Crazy the Clown
01-02-2005, 08:29 PM
You got it! Leonard Nimoy. (Believe me, I'm not making this up.)

If you enter, "Ballad of Bilbo Baggins," into Yahoo!'s search engine, or any other one, dollars to donuts you'll see the video.

Raistlin
01-03-2005, 03:05 AM
kinda scared of them. they're so small. what if they crawl up soeplace they're not spsosed to.
xDDDDD

Itsunari 2000
01-05-2005, 05:59 PM
Sorry , but ... don't you think people affected by " dwarvism " ie. " vertically-challenged" people will be offended by being classed as " hobbits " or " halflings " ... even though they're clinical dwarves ... ?

m4tt
01-05-2005, 06:32 PM
xDDDDD
You got a lot of mouths!

Sephex
01-05-2005, 07:12 PM
And here I thought I would see a picture of The Man.

Linus
01-05-2005, 07:37 PM
Ashlee Simpson is my hobbit.

DMKA
01-05-2005, 07:42 PM
Ashlee Simpson is my hobbit.
She'd certainly fit the role well.