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[Lou]

Hey, I just joined this website and I was just wondering if some one can like just show me whats what, cheerz

[Logan]

Hi Lou! How are you?

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Allo person. *points to a thing* This is WHAT, and *points to another random object* This is WHAT2. Welcome to EoFF, have a nice day *pokes self* I am FUFFLY!!!!(Sorry i am a bit....welll RANDOM)

[theundeadhero]

Hi, welcome. Apparently, it's moose celebration day. *mope* I'm glad your here and think it's hilarious you chose to post in a color that makes everyones eyes bleed.

[boris no no]

it IS moose day!!!
*dances!* :moose:
welcome!!! we really are nice...not mad!! ;)
i think that general is the best place! but FFIX bit is awsome!! :love: i love FFIX!

[Old Manus]

Not the dreaded moose day....
Howdy. I can't think of anything witty to say so i shall leave it that.

[Leeza]

Hi Lou. The number one tip that I could give you is: don't use that font because I won't bother reading most posts that I have to highlight in order to read. Sorry. :)

If you read the <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/faq.php?">FAQs</a> you should get a good idea of what's happening, especially <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/faq.php?faq=vb_board_usage#faq_eoff_rules">this</a> section.

Welcome to EoFF, and have fun. :)

[Psychotic]

Hi Lou. The number one tip that I could give you is: don't use that font because I won't bother reading most posts that I have to highlight in order to read. Sorry.So let me get this straight, if I type in Indigo, the CK's won't bother to read it and I can post whatever I want? Neat!

Leeza is a magical rhinoceros beetle! Whee!

:)

Hi Lou, thank you for finding the chink in their armour!

[Denmark]

hi. I won't even bother to switch over to the oldschool blue skin to see how unreadable that is. because it's horrid on brown.

[escobert]

Howdy ho ho. :D

[Kossage]

Welcome. Enjoy your stay here and post a lot. :)

[YunaGirl05]

Hello! have fun.

[Leeza]

So let me get this straight, if I type in Indigo, the CK's won't bother to read it and I can post whatever I want? Neat!
Haha! You wish! The key words were <i>most posts</i>. I'd always read yours even if they were black and in zero size font. :)

[Armisael]

Hey Lou welcome..^_^

[Psychotic]

I'd always read yours even if they were black and in zero size font. :) It's good to know you care about me that much! :love:

[Leeza]

Yes, I do care, Psy. :)

...but probably not for the reasons that you think. :)

[Psychotic]

Yes, I do care, Psy. :)

...but probably not for the reasons that you think. :)I thought it was because you were a dedicated Cid's Knight, but instead it must be....because you love me! Oh Leeza, I didn't realise! I mean, I'm flattered and everything but it has all happened so fast!

[Leeza]

Wrong on both counts, Psy, but the first one is close. Now quit spamming up Lou's newbie thread. :)

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Welcome to EOFF, Lou!

Rubedo: I hope you enjoy your stay! :D

[Craig]

My upper lip tastes like Envelope Glue :(

Welcome to EoFF!

[Buster Sword Strike]

Hey, welcome to EOFF Lou

A bit late but i'm kinda new to...

Psyctotic you got the right idea!!

whoops messed up:{

[boris no no]

My upper lip tastes like Envelope Glue :(

Welcome to EoFF!
why??? have you been at the stamps again?? what have you been told about that??? ;)

buster sword strike don't double post! you be shouted at!!
i love you tho! :love:
*big hug!!* i welcome you now!! as i'm sort of new too!!!
:D :D :D

[Dking'squeen]

HI LOU!
it's amazing, you have the name of a character in my story
I wish i had a newbie thread
Oh well
WELCOME!
Post lots so we can get to know you!
It'll be fun here, a little...uh....crazy....but fu-n
*looks around nervously*

[Buster Sword Strike]

*Jumps out of nowhere and attacks Yazoo'squeen*

[Dking'squeen]

*Jumps out of nowhere and attacks Yazoo'squeen*

and you see....a clean example of the craziness here...*runs and hides* :D

[boris no no]

*boris no no protects yazoo's queen from harm.
then jumps up and down on a random perticle just to show whos boss*
yeah! i showed that spot!
i'm the spot master! i mastered that spot!
*slowly going mad...*

[Buster Sword Strike]

No my particles Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

His particles???Where they FLUFFY???? I like Fluffy, who attack Yazoo, I will get them.....

[Buster Sword Strike]

*slowly creeps up behind the summoner of leviathan with catclaw(FF1)*

[boris no no]

No my particles Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
ha!! i showed you! :D
*sneaks up behind buster sword strikes fluffy particles and SQUEEZES! HARD!!*
:D :D :D :D :D :D
*saves the summoner of leviathan from near certain particle poisening!*

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

*notices* There is a reason I am TSOL!!!! I call thee forth Leviathan, BEAST OF THE SEA *Leviathan appears*

[boris no no]

:eek: :eek: :eek:
i am in awe
*bows*

[theundeadhero]

All this roleplaying BS has to stop.
Sorry about your newbie thread :shame:

[Leeza]

Buster Sword Strike, boris no no and The Summoner of Leviathan: Do not spam up this thread.

[Buster Sword Strike]

Sorry :cry: :cry:

[Sweet Beloved]

Hi Lou! It's nice 2 meet you! Yo, I'm Zellyhottie! It's nice 2 meet newbies... :D

[StarlightAngel]

Hello! ^^

[Cless]

Hey Lou! :D

I'm quite new here as well and although certain people in here may be weird, they're weird in the nicest way possible. :)
Enjoy your stay!

[Casey]

Hi, those dark purple colors in the text and the dark background hurt my eyes.

[*ETERNAL FANTASY*]

G'day and welcome to the chaotic world that is, eyes on final fantasy! :D

[DMKA]

Yo yo hampster flow.

[612904398619]

hi.

[DMKA]

hi.
Wtf?

[Samuraid]

Welcome.

[Mokona]

Hi! :D Welcome to EOFF! I'm a newbie too :D

[Craig]

Dubble yoo tee eff?

[Rusty]

G'day and welcome to the forums :)

[Citizen Bleys]

So let me get this straight, if I type in Indigo, the CK's won't bother to read it and I can post whatever I want? Neat!

If you really want to discourage the Knights--or anybody else--from reading your posts, I suggest you learn from the best (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=53369). The inestimable Mr. Lich has raised the generation of hemorrhoidally unreadable posts into a veritable art form.

Alternately, you could try writing entire posts in Japanese, leaving out only what little is untranslatable, as follows:

ぬむぬむぬぬぬぬ手家てけてけLeezaてけてぢどうぢぬむぬむんんんうううhuge bucket of chickenぶるぶるときどきむむむ

[Leeza]

Mmmm....chicken. :)

[Denmark]

Haha! You wish! The key words were <i>most posts</i>. I'd always read yours even if they were black and in zero size font. :)

wait. theoretically, wouldn't that cause the font to not be visible considering zero would imply that there's nothing there? that's what it would seem like to me.

The inestimable Mr. Lich has raised the generation of hemorrhoidally unreadable posts into a veritable art form.

indeed. waitaminute...hemorrhoidally? xD nice word choice.

[Psychotic]

Mmmm....chicken. :)NOW who's spamming? Shame on you, Leeza! Shame on you! :)

[Denmark]

an afterthought:

ぬむぬむぬぬぬぬ手家てけてけLeezaてけてぢどうぢぬむぬむんんんうううhuge bucket of chickenぶるぶるときどきむむむ

apparently translates into:

The ぬ む ぬ む ぬ ぬ ぬ ぬ hand house て け て け Leeza て け て ぢ how the ぢ ぬ む ぬ む it is it is it is う うう huge bucket of chicken tremblingly the occasionally む む む

thank you Babelfish.

[Dking'squeen]

NOW who's spamming? Shame on you, Leeza! Shame on you! :)

i didn't think that it was possible
*cries* you were my hero Leeza!

[Denmark]

well, not to defend Leeza, but she was technically not off topic.

not really anyway. :<z>o

[Psychotic]

well, not to defend Leeza, but she was technically not off topic.The topic is not "Do you like chicken?" it's "Say hi to the new person!"

But Leeza, being one of the biggest spammers this board has ever seen, has to try to hijack the thread! *shakes his head* Always the ones you'd never thought it would happen to... :p

[Denmark]

Bleys hijacked it. *runs*

[Psychotic]

So therefore Leeza is an accessory to the crime and should be tried in the same way as Bleys!

[Leeza]

So let me get this straight, if I type in Indigo, the CK's won't bother to read it and I can post whatever I want? Neat!
I think you started it, Psy. :)

And where is the new person that we're all saying Hi to? This was her one and only post. Did all of these crazy people scare you off, Lou?

[Citizen Bleys]

an afterthought:

ぬむぬむぬぬぬぬ手家てけてけLeezaてけてぢどうぢぬむぬむんんんうううhuge bucket of chickenぶるぶるときどきむむむ

apparently translates into:

The ぬ む ぬ む ぬ ぬ ぬ ぬ hand house て け て け Leeza て け て ぢ how the ぢ ぬ む ぬ む it is it is it is う うう huge bucket of chicken tremblingly the occasionally む む む

thank you Babelfish.

That's very impressive, considering that I just basically banged on the keyboard to produce that example.

[Psychotic]

I think you started it, Psy. :)

And where is the new person that we're all saying Hi to? This was her one and only post. Did all of these crazy people scare you off, Lou?Yes but I won Best Spammer at the Ciddies, this is what is expected of me! I know no better! But you, well you won Best Cid's Knight I think (If not, let's go back in time and rig the votes) and you're expected to set an example that sinners like me can follow and also become a role model that evil doers such as myself can aspire to be like! :p

Anyway as we're going back on topic about Lou, I am visiting the place in her location on Thursday, if it's the same Hinckley. Maybe I could yell "Lou!" a lot to see if I can find her and get her to post more!

[theundeadhero]

If you find her be sure to buy her a cheese sandwhich for me and I'll probably reimburst you.

베니로햐궁혀ㅠㅏㅓㅑ에그ㅐ!~