my new family!

[boris no no]

:D
i would like a new family please! i don't care who!!
we can go out on family trips and have BBQs and
EVERYTHING!
:D
yeah!
apply now, no special qualities needed or preveous experience!

[nik0tine]

Huh?

[SomethingBig]

What's wrong with my parenting methods, boy? I'm going to give you 50 lashes for this!

[theundeadhero]

Huh?Mommys are the bestestess! Why give yours up?

[boris no no]

you've never met my mum....
i want a new family!!!
please be my mummy!!;)

[Craig]

I'll be your mummy, science tells us no but i'll find a way.

[boris no no]

I'll be your mummy, science tells us no but i'll find a way.
:D we laugh in the face of science!!!

[escobert]

you've never met my mum....
i want a new family!!!
please be my mummy!!;)
"Your mother's the closest thing to
God that you ever have kid I'm askin, what would you do at your own mom's funeral" - NaS - Warrior song

[boris no no]

"Your mother's the closest thing to
God that you ever have kid I'm askin, what would you do at your own mom's funeral" - NaS - Warrior song
maybe to you but not me.
my mothers never been close to me one day of her life. not all of us are lucky to have a caring mum.
i am not her, and i will never be her so i will be a good mum. if i took parenting lessons from her then yes, god help my kids.
shes never been there for me so why should i feel the need to be close?

anyways!!
my new family will be amazing! so there!! :D

[Craig]

With me as yo mamma nothing can go wrong.

[boris no no]

With me as yo mamma nothing can go wrong.
yeay!!
:D
*cuddles*
give me a mama story!!

[Craig]

Once upon a time, there was a friendly Dinosaur made of Jelly, one day he went to see his friends who were feeling mighty peckish, so they pinned the poor Dino to the table and ate him. The end.

[Leeza]

We just had a family thread so we don't need another one.