Aeris revival contest

[Flying Mullet]

I think that we should have an Aeris revival contest, where there are 20 or so submissions from the forum members on ways to revive Aeris through playing FFVII and then the members can vote on which rumor is the best. :chef:

[Baloki]

WHy not run a compertition to see who can come up with the most innovitive way to revive aries?

[m4tt]

WHy not run a compertition to see who can come up with the most innovitive way to revive aries?
I may be misreading what you said, but isn't that exactly what FM is saying?

[Flying Mullet]

Yeah, basically that's what I'm saying. See who can come up with the most innovative, funny or creative way to revive Aeris.

[Baloki]

You and your figures

[Linus]

Just reading the thread title made me laugh.

[Psychotic]

I think we should follow Baloki's idea. He used better spelling and grammar than Flying Mullet. Sorry FM, it just urks, yes URKS (Like xurks but without the x) me when people like you use horrible spelling and grammar. Yay Baloki.

[Doomgaze]

You should have used "grammer" for optimum funny. YOu know, to go with "urks."

[Psychotic]

I was tempted, it has to be said, but then I realised I could use "urks" instead and my face lit up like a lanturrne.

[Flying Mullet]

I think we should follow Baloki's idea. He used better spelling and grammar than Flying Mullet. Sorry FM, it just urks, yes URKS (Like xurks but without the x) me when people like you use horrible spelling and grammar. Yay Baloki.
shUt up U!!1!!! I will knock you all down!

[Shlup]

Sounds kinky.

[Linus]

He said down, not up, Shlupboobs.

[Shlup]

I was talking about the initial topic.

[Linus]

He said revival, not intercourse, Shlupface.

[Flying Mullet]

Geez, why do Aeris threads always turn into porn threads?

[Erdrick Holmes]

Because Aeris porn= :)

[Meat Puppet]

I didn't know Cloud had sexual fetish of the dead. :whimper:

[Spatvark]

That's why he got over her death so quickly: "Hoe noes, she's dead! ...wait a minute, now she can't say no to sex! Mwahahaha!" Problem being, the dead are crap in the sack. So he went for Tifa instead =D?

[Cz]

He said revival, not intercourse, Shlupface.Aeris Intercourse Contest, plz. :thumb:

[Jojee]

I think the contest should be whoever revives Aeris first ^^

[Sefie1999AD]

I think Aeris revival rumors are stupid, except for those that are made extremely ridiculous and absurd on purpose. BTW You can't revive Aeris!! :D

http://seph99files.homestead.com/files/Aeris_vs_OWA.jpg

[Psychotic]

After they made him look like a complete dork, Square could have at least given Sephiroth the dignity of a shirt. I mean, look at his legs. It's like he morphed with a giant mutant crab or something.

PS: That picture is obviously faked as there's a yellow triangle over Aeris' head instead of a halo as she is dead. Nice try, though.

[Levian]

Yes, and Great Gospel has effects on the entire party, so the finger shouldn't only be on Tifa. :cool:

[eestlinc]

WHAT? AERIS DIES?

You assholes just ruined it for me. I hope you're happy.

[Strider]

I was going to say the same thing... about two weeks ago.

[Sefie1999AD]

Uhh, no. That picture of mine isn't faked. First, there's a yellow triangle on the PC version, and second, have you ever noticed that Great Gospel's (or every all-hitting move's) target cursor hand keeps quickly moving around every party member? If I take the picture as a still screen, it's impossible to get the moving hand.

[Cz]

However, if you look closely you can see that there's no floor beneath the characters! This is a blatant violation of the laws of physics, and solid proof that the screen is fake. :D

[Flying Mullet]

Well that and the fact that there are no bird-crab-horse-men in this world.

[Linus]

Also there is no character in FFVII named TifaAngel. You're a fraud!

[Baloki]

I think someones been downloading hacks for their PC version of FF7, tut, tut

[Cz]

Well that and the fact that there are no bird-crab-horse-men in this world.
Also there is no character in FFVII named TifaAngel. You're a fraud!I'd point out that no self-respecting villain would pin a giant sign reading TARGET to his chest, but I think this evidence is already sufficient. Good work, guys. :thumb:

[Sefie1999AD]

Also there is no character in FFVII named TifaAngel. You're a fraud!

I renamed Tifa. :p Really, people, I should have put Barret renamed as Mr. T there instead of Tifa...


Well that and the fact that there are no bird-crab-horse-men in this world.

Sephiroth isn't a flying bird-crab-horse-men. He's a giant Chocobo-loving chicken. :choc: Just look how much feathers he has!


I think someones been downloading hacks for their PC version of FF7, tut, tut

Ah, so you figured it out. Someone indeed has been downloading super cheating programs for their PC version of FFVII. I wonder who that "someone" could be...


I'd point out that no self-respecting villain would pin a giant sign reading TARGET to his chest

Good one! :D But aren't you glad Tifa's not there as a One-Winged Angel in Sephiroth's place? xD

Anyway, is this "revival contest" going to turn into something, or would someone post some Aeris-reviving rumors here or something?

[eestlinc]

So whenyou say Aeris dies, you mean she gets sick but comes back later, right? She doesn't really <i>die</i>...

[Psychotic]

So whenyou say Aeris dies, you mean she gets sick but comes back later, right? She doesn't really <i>die</i>...Nah, of course not. They use a Phoenix Down on her and she springs happily back to life and after her resurrection she gains a motorised scooter! Happened to Jesus when he was resurrected, y'know. He got a motorised scooter, named Toby. But that is a different story altogether.

[Del Murder]

http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=8

[Yamaneko]

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