GLC

[Project G]

Goldie lookin chain rule, anyone agree

[DMKA]

What?

[m4tt]

Who?

[Iceglow]

dude you have bad taste in music....

[Pure Strife]

Ick.

[DMKA]

Wait...now I'm even more confused. O__o

[Cz]

Absolutely not.

[Doc Sark]

Love it clart! It's funny. Musically it's total rubbish but it does make me laugh. I like their new cheesy take on romantic rap, very amusing.

[gokufusionss1]

puts a smile on my face, and that's an achivement.

[tomamar04]

They can't sing, they can't rap, the can't dance, the can't write good songs, but they are one of my favourite bands around. Guns don't kill people, rappers do was one the best songs of 2004.

[Project G]

They are a welsh rap group who are proper funny

[tomamar04]

No offence, but I don't think America is ready for Goldie Lookin' Chain.

[Project G]

Is it because he is a woman called Janet

[Polaris]

Can u post any lyrics of them /him/she... whatever sangs or rap it?

[Project G]

The first time that I met my mate
Was in the roller rink where I went to skate
It was early in the decade around '83
Back then Maskell's was the place to be

Pay two quid for your entry fee
I glide into the arena, ecstasy
When you were seven you didn't realise
Most of the adults were stoned out of their eyes

Some jacked up on the seats around the edge
Others were so fcuked that they turned into veg
I didn't care cos I made my pledge
Rollskating at Maskell's got respect

I used to listen to Public Enemy
Erik B and Rakim and BVSMP
But before that, in 1983
I'd go breakdancing after my tea

Down the youth club, eating the fruit pastels
Saturday morning I'd go down to Maskell's
It was my favourite place to go
Dancing all day at the Rollerdisco

ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-nineteen eighty three

When Maskells is over it's out on your bike
Doing bunny hops and wheelies if you like
Nicking from the shop and comparing your Nike
Dropping bricks onto trains was a delight

Then I'd find a weak kid and have a fight
Use your pocket money to buy a head band for the night
From Fussels, Newport's health-sports store
This is the stuff I used to do before

Draw... Paul Hardcastle, ne-ne-nineteen
Was always played on the rollerdisco scene
I would listen to music 'til I went deaf
Skating around backwards to Axel F

Even back then I was still wearing gold
They had an ice rink upstairs, so I was told
It was ecstasy going round a pillar
Doing a special dance to Michael Jackson's Thriller

You-You-You-You-You-You-You-You-You f***n' knows it

ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-nineteen eighty three

Eating cola cubes and watching Grange Hill
Riding my chopper to the Chip shop in Pill
I didn't know words like Cunny or Vag
Getting my 200 metres swimming badge

Back then you were seven, I was eight
I only just started to masturbate
When I was in school the days went slow
Cos I was dreaming of a f***n' rollerdisco

I didn't smoke, I didn't drink booze
I collected star wars stickers and bubble gum tattoos
Stuck 'em on my face cos it made me feel hard
Then popped into the shop to buy some football cards

Finished the album, Panini '83
Get back home in time for the A-Team and tea
Then watch Bullseye, and Saint and Greavsie
Then go to bed, 'til tomorrow, see?

I watch the A-Team and Airwolf too
Before I found drugs and started sniffing glue
Riding round the lane on my Grifter or my Chopper
Even back then I was a hip-hopper

ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-nineteen eighty three

[tomamar04]

The lyrics may sound harsh, but the way they rap it, and the style of music just makes it hilariuosly funny.

[Project G]

Yeah, its great

[Raspberry Soda]

I was in Canada when they started getting big in the UK so I missed them at first, but then I went to Leeds music festival and saw them do a set and found them hilarious. Plus they're from the same part of the world as me, so YAY!

[Cless]

I do not like them even though I am from the UK. The way they prance around "being funny" just makes me cringe! Oh, I didn't know they're Welsh. I had assummed they were from Liverpool!

[gokufusionss1]

yeah because the welsh and scouse accents are identical. :rolleyes2

[Cless]

OI! Don't be so rude! You seem to be from Liverpool so I can see how you wouldn't think so. But to my N.Irish ears, they actually do seem pretty similar! Or maybe I just saw GLC blinged up and wearing tracksuits and just assummed... :lol:

[tomamar04]

I'm from South-East England (where the sun always shines) and the Welsh and Scouse accents do sound similar to me.

[Project G]

I'm gonna make you sweat
The way a pig sweats on a hot day
'Cos I'm feeling real sexy baby
Real Sexy, oohh yeah!
That's right, I'm gonna put me a sexy video on
I'm gonna massage some oil into my body baby
'Cos I'm gonna get tight with you
Yeah.


I wanna take you to Mcdonalds with a candle
Girl, it's my love you can't handle
I see you walking on the way home from work
Your Tesco tunic really drives me berserk
I'm for real - it ain't no quirk
My love is lurking the way a rapist would lurk
In a bush, or a car park in town
I bought you this necklace
It cost me 12 pounds
From Argos, Elizabeth Duke
Maybe you're the skywalker to my luke
The Darth to the Vader
Flip Over the Crossfader
I'll serenade you with a bag of space raiders
Or walkers or smiths or maybe even quavers
'Cos my love for you is like drugs for ravers
With glowsticks and funny hats on
I loves you more than I loves my bong

(Fantasy!)

You and me baby
....baby

Oh you f*****g knows I love you right
But the thing is it's like this
You see, I can feel it inside
I can't explain how it feels
My sexual love is for real
Girl you knows it's true, like Milli Vanilli
I'll buy you ten fags on a daytrip to Caerphilly
I'm after your heart, Oh don't you see
And your three kids doesn't bother me
You Know....

I'll give you a rose, pull out your chair when we eat
F**k I can't, 'cos In McDonalds it's a bolted seat
Don't matter 'cos I'm here with you
With a medium value meal and a chocolate sundae too
Later on I'll come and help you sign on
I'll stare into your eyes, the housing benefits gone wrong
Don't worry baby it won't take too long
I'm just sitting, I'm just waiting, I'm just writing this song
You know that, time passes and I'm loving every second
Buying chips for you is as lovely as I reckoned
You're Victoria Spice, I'm David Beckham
If you were Dellboy, I'd be the streets of Peckham
Why don't you come to me, why can't you see
My love for you is like Matt Bolan to a tree

(Dance with me!)

You and me baby
....baby
tonight

I'll take you for a ride, we won't go far
You've been running through my mind like a shining star
We've got plenty of time to make sweet love
'cos tonight's the night we take off the glove
You know what I mean, you're taking the pill
Don't worry - I'll sort out the bill
Supported by the DHSS
With family allowance, We'll sort out the mess
What's it gonna take, to get your attention
A tracksuit and gold chain and semi-erection
Say no more, I can feel a tear
You can smokes my fags and drinks my beer

I'll never want another like I want you
To prove my love, I gotta tattoo - on my b******s
I was gonna have your name
but I only got initials
'cos I couldn't stand the pain

(My physical love!)


You and me baby
....baby
tonight

(The emotional reality!)

You're the nicest looking woman outside of my sexmags
Especially with your makeup, when your wearing your gladrags
I gotta tell you, I gotta let you know
I wanna buy you trips down the mecca bingo
We'll sit together, get four in a row
And win a china dog and with it too a family show
This is romance, how it should be done
When it's you and me together, it can only spell fun
We'll walk together, buy some meat in the market
I'll piss on the car, you'll smile and park it
I've got to tell you about something I think
Without you and my chain I'm the weakest link
So get down baby and feel my love
I'll get you drunk in Weatherspoons, Into a bush I shove
I'll have a grope and get the last bus
A romantic date, just the two of us

Yeah, one time

You and me baby
....baby
tonight

(Electrical Love!)

You and me baby
....baby
tonight


I'm feeling kind of
Kind of sexy baby
What say you put on that exercise video
And I'll watch you sweat
Oh yeah!
That damn video with Felicity Kendal
Damn you can....
And your making me feel kinda
Itchy!
I'm gonna go put the mask and gloves on
Oh yeah
Take em off baby
Just take them
F**k the music baby
Take them Off
Just, take them off
Just, oh freak this s**t man
Turn the f*****g tape off man

[Polaris]

This last lyric is cute and I'm imagining them raping it... not good.... :D