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chaosknight
01-10-2005, 09:08 PM
if monkeys could fly would they? And if so, how much would an army of flying monkeys cost? and finaly, how would the witch frm the wizard of oz have that much cash? :confused:

Rye
01-10-2005, 09:13 PM
Yes, because then they can fly to the local supermarket and steal the bananas!

Blackmageboi
01-10-2005, 09:15 PM
If monkeys could fly they would and they wouldn't cost much if you grabbed them your self but they would cost the same as a dog so a thousand would be enuf but where would you keep them?
plus all witches are extremly rich for some reason

Martyr
01-10-2005, 10:24 PM
Witches have pet dragons. Dragons go out and burn up kingsdoms to get riches and gold for their beds.

OBVIOUSLY the wicked witch of the west was sneaking into her dragon's lair to steal bits of his bed to pay off her soldiers and buy the flying monkeys.

That's why Dorothy got away with everything and the witch had to throw her own fireballs at scarecrow. The dragon found out and left her (They weren't married so no lawyers were really necessary). He took his riches with him, and then the witch, underfunded, had to go understaffed, which is why Dorothy and her crew were able to sneak into the castle. Also, thet's the real reason why the soldiers were so pissed at the witch in the end.

Little did anybody know, that dragon was the one who funded the building of the yellowbrick road. Sort of a spiteful thing to get back at his thieving former lover.
The poor sap never realized that he was only a pet to her.

Levian
01-10-2005, 11:10 PM
Maybe they can fly.

Pure Strife
01-10-2005, 11:19 PM
Maybe you can fly. You kept your gender hidden well enough.

Levian
01-10-2005, 11:35 PM
You're icky. I bet you're one of those guys who likes pineapples on the pizza.

Pure Strife
01-10-2005, 11:40 PM
Damn right. With ham and mushrooms.

And an army of tin men would easily defeat an army of flying monkeys.

Levian
01-10-2005, 11:41 PM
And an army of tin men would easily defeat an army of flying monkeys.

Unless the monkeys peed on them, which would make them all rusty and stuff.

Psychotic
01-10-2005, 11:43 PM
By rusty he means sexy.

Pure Strife
01-10-2005, 11:44 PM
I'll give you that Lev, but they'd waste an army of dehydrated flying moneys, no wuckin furries.

Dking'squeen
01-10-2005, 11:48 PM
the witch is obviously an evil genuis in disguise and performs wicked wicked emperiments pertaining monkeys and phoenixes and pixies
and if they could fly, we'd probably be over run by monkeys that would peck your eyes out in a second
and the witch didn't need cash, she had a monkey mafia, what did she need cash for?

Psychotic
01-10-2005, 11:51 PM
and the witch didn't need cash, she had a monkey mafia, what did she need cash for?Although she may look like a cheap whore, Dorothy is actually pretty expensive.

*ETERNAL FANTASY*
01-10-2005, 11:59 PM
it would be the end of the world as we know it!

Dking'squeen
01-11-2005, 12:00 AM
Of course it would because we would be over run by the monkeyfia

*ETERNAL FANTASY*
01-11-2005, 12:19 AM
Of course it would because we would be over run by the monkeyfia
:D

Dont forget about the fleas on top of that!

Dking'squeen
01-11-2005, 12:24 AM
:D

Dont forget about the fleas on top of that!

oh yeah, those fleas are X-men in disguise and the witch sells them and makes big bucks

*ETERNAL FANTASY*
01-11-2005, 12:43 AM
No worries i have a mole working in the inside! ;)

Monkies really demand alot of pay for these thing sheesh!

Del Murder
01-11-2005, 02:13 AM
Family money.

theundeadhero
01-11-2005, 03:14 AM
I'm so proud of all of you. You've learned so much. :cry:

Rye
01-11-2005, 11:48 AM
But! What if the monkies were afraid of heights?

DMKA
01-11-2005, 11:56 AM
I'll give you that Lev, but they'd waste an army of dehydrated flying moneys, no wuckin furries.
OMFG FURRIES!!!!!1 :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

boris no no
01-11-2005, 12:50 PM
if i was a flying monky i would overthrow the wicked witch and steal all her magic, become invisible and steal all the bananas of the world!!!

....or maybe i AM a monkey!!
*flys away cackling madly*