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DasaniWater
01-11-2005, 02:37 PM
Water is so sexy. Who dosen't like opening up a crisp, cool bottle of Dasani Remineralized Water (Reverse Osmosis, Non Carbonated, Total Dissolved Solids: 35 ppm, Fluoride Ions: 0ppm) and drinking it? It refreshes my body and it makes me want to jump in the air and drink more of it.

Water. The source of our life, the basis of everything. If we didn't have water, we'd be dead.

Everything about water is so sexy. The look of it, the taste of it. It has such a great personality. It never bites back and it always tastes the same. Oh water, how I love you. If I could marry you I would.

Hawkeye
01-11-2005, 02:38 PM
that... was just weird :D

DasaniWater
01-11-2005, 02:40 PM
Are you saying I am weird? Is it WRONG to cherish and enjoy water on an hourly basis? I say good day, sir. GOOD DAY.

Psychotic
01-11-2005, 02:42 PM
Isn't Dasani made from water that comes from some tap in Peckham? :D

But yes, I do drink enough water, but I prefer your name's rival brand, evian. Yeah, it's naive backwards but I don't pay for it so I don't care :cool:

boris no no
01-11-2005, 02:42 PM
isn't dasani water banned?? it is in the uk because they proved it caused cancer (?????? :confused: ) i dunno how!
i perfetr buxton water because i live around the corner (ish about 10 miles!) from the spring! ahhhh water! i love it too!!!
*drinks a whole load* :love: :love:

DasaniWater
01-11-2005, 02:44 PM
Please, let's not discuss this matter. The Dasani Water bottle is looking right at me. I do not want to hurt its feelings.

boris no no
01-11-2005, 02:45 PM
but is it true??? does it cause cancer??
i used to drink it at college because it was cheap!
but its no cigar compared to buxton!!!

DasaniWater
01-11-2005, 02:48 PM
Everything causes cancer. Including licking on stamps.

Hawkeye
01-11-2005, 02:48 PM
water, sucks! it really really sucks!
WATER SUCKS! IT REALLY REALLY SUCKS!

:D jk

DasaniWater
01-11-2005, 02:48 PM
You better be, son. You better be.

Let's not spam this topic anymore or I'm afraid Matt will come and close it.

boris no no
01-11-2005, 02:51 PM
water, water of life jesus, gave us the water of life!!!!!
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

DasaniWater
01-11-2005, 02:53 PM
Ok, ok. You can stop anytime now. Please.

Psychotic
01-11-2005, 02:57 PM
What's sexier: Bottled water, water in a lake, or Margaret Thatcher?

IT'S ALMOST TOO HARD FOR ME TO DECIDE :love:

Rusty
01-11-2005, 02:59 PM
I'm having trouble replying to this thread. Ok, water is tasty, good for you, clear, a liquid, comes from various sources.

But I have never until now heard it be described as sexy. Indeed.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
01-11-2005, 03:53 PM
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Leeza
01-11-2005, 04:27 PM
Water is good with some lemon, but my tap water is just as good as Dasani and it's free. :)

How do you know Matt, DasaniWater? By the way, nice sig, but scale it down because it's over 250 pixels. Thank you. :cat:

Welcome to EoFF? :)

m4tt
01-11-2005, 04:37 PM
Aquafina > Dasani

Drink! Drink! Drink!

Citizen Bleys
01-11-2005, 04:46 PM
Someone's obviously a second account

m4tt
01-11-2005, 05:07 PM
Someone's obviously a second accountIf they are they're good at hiding it, no IPs match. :p

boris no no
01-11-2005, 05:09 PM
Everything causes cancer. Including licking on stamps.
apparently toast can....
anywhos!

Citizen Bleys
01-11-2005, 05:09 PM
Either that, or you suck at detective work*, I could very easily create a second account and not have any IPs match. I could even do it from home, but it would cost me $2 per IP.


*Not that I'd do any better, I couldn't identify Linus if he posted from a new library or internet café, either.

Cz
01-11-2005, 05:32 PM
Your water killed my father. :(

theundeadhero
01-11-2005, 05:45 PM
No, I don't drink enough water. For my lack of the fluid, I'm just not sexy. :(

DasaniWater
01-11-2005, 06:45 PM
Mr.Moncton. We meet again.

Ah, yeah. I guess you could say I'm a veteran of EoFF (people still consider me a noob anyways :D) and I can't log onto my old account because I changed my e-mail address by accident.

What has happened to this place? There's so many new people. It's like a flock of birds came out of <i>the unknown</i> and took out the place.

Now, should I reveal my identity? Bah, knowing Bleys he'll probably trace my IP to my location. Then he will know, so the question really is:

Will Bleys reveal who I am? Stay tuned, kids.

Edit: Sorry, Leeza. I'll fix my sig right now. Oh, how's that snowstorm in B.C? Hopefully it didn't hit Vancouver too hard. Oh, thanks for the welcoming. :)

m4tt
01-11-2005, 07:00 PM
Bleys can't trace your IP because he can't see your IP. :p

Edit: Your more recent IP is closer to Bleys' then any other members I can see. :confused:

DasaniWater
01-11-2005, 07:03 PM
He can now that I'm at home.

Matt, you may like me now (I doubt you do, at the moment) but when you find out who I am, this is going to be your reaction:

ban

m4tt
01-11-2005, 07:06 PM
I see no banned members in the list of people close to your IP. :p

DasaniWater
01-11-2005, 07:08 PM
Ok, you know I'm from Atlantic Canada. Now, think of someone in the old days of EoFF that comes from there and you MIGHT figure it out. (If you don't figure it out, I will kill you.)

m4tt
01-11-2005, 07:11 PM
I don't know.. Chef?

Leeza
01-11-2005, 07:13 PM
Doesn't really matter. He's a second account and should be banned already.

EDIT: The snowstorm missed me.

DasaniWater
01-11-2005, 07:13 PM
I'm not the one answering questions, Matt. Psh.

Edit: Oh nice, new theme. Looks fantastic.

m4tt
01-11-2005, 07:15 PM
I'm really tempted to just ban you like Leeza said since you're being a punk and won't tell me who you are. :D

DasaniWater
01-11-2005, 07:16 PM
Maybe your last answer was correct. Who knows.

*goes off to bake a cake*

..I mean. Aw, crap.

Aquafina
01-11-2005, 07:19 PM
Dasani is obviously a carcinogen.

Aquafina is pure, fresh, and 100% H20. Dasani has been linked to many sewer drainage problems and WMDs. So drink Aquafina today, because we guarantee nothing(as in, nothing but water!).

DasaniWater
01-11-2005, 07:21 PM
No.

m4tt
01-11-2005, 07:23 PM
Now that the mystery is solved, lets get down to business.

Second accounts aren't allowed. :p Same goes for you, Aquafina/Dingo. :)