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Cid
01-12-2005, 09:28 PM
I got this email from this rich dude in Africa! He wants to be business partners. He has millions and millions in assets! All he needs is my bank account!

Who else wants to get in on this deal? This is once in a lifetime.

Psychotic
01-12-2005, 09:33 PM
ME! ME! Ooh, pick me! Please! I'll give him my bank and credit card details, just to be sure he has all the info he could ever want!

Maxico
01-12-2005, 09:34 PM
"hello, I am nigirian royaty and I need you to give me money. Please excuse the fact that I cannot spell nigerian... or royalty."

escobert
01-12-2005, 09:37 PM
Wow! I got one too! :D

Sr. Tobias
01-12-2005, 09:40 PM
god! I hope u're all being sarcastic, or I'll just definately loose hope in mankind

Cid
01-12-2005, 09:41 PM
Wait, you guys have heard from this guy too!? He told me he contacted me in complete privacy! This is MY money! I was trying to help you out, but I change my mind now.

escobert
01-12-2005, 09:42 PM
You're so mean :( I'm of course going to help the poor guy out.

ZeZipster
01-12-2005, 09:47 PM
Pffft, I don't want your dirty African money.
Here, here.

m4tt
01-12-2005, 09:48 PM
Dude I'm crushed, I replied to that guy and he never replied back. And now my bank account is suddenly empty. What a crazy coincidence. :(

Cid
01-12-2005, 09:49 PM
They ask for your phone number so they can discuss it further. I'm SO tempted to get them to call me. I'll ask him all about "Negraria".

Ultima Shadow
01-12-2005, 09:52 PM
If you actually get some million dollars... I'd be glad to help you take care of them. ;)

Chaos
01-12-2005, 10:40 PM
Yeha, I did that. Gave them my details and now a nice man named Alfonso owns my house.

YAY! :D:D

Chaos

boris no no
01-12-2005, 11:19 PM
you could donate to the charity of boris. we help all underprivaliged boris' all over the world! all i need is all your details the deeds to your house and .............1 billion dollars!! *holds finger in Dr Evil manner*
we boris' need all the help we can get as the species of borisium silliestia is nearly at extinction.
help now and get a free eviction!

http://vallejo.ural.net/
http://www.boris-johnson.com/ :love: heehee
the last example is the worse case we've seen!! help us reunite the world of boris!!
offer expires 12 /12/1978

DMKA
01-12-2005, 11:30 PM
Yes, he emailed me too, more than once. Unfortunately he never replyed after I told him I didn't have a credit card. :(

Pffft, I don't want your dirty African money.
:(

UltimaLimit
01-12-2005, 11:32 PM
*hurls quarters at everyone else in thread*

There's my donation.

Oh, and that's "Nigerian". I like that country (for no logical reason), so spell it right! :) :jap:

Rye
01-12-2005, 11:46 PM
Count me in. This surely CANNOT be a scam! :o

bennator
01-12-2005, 11:57 PM
I feel so badly for the poor dude...of course I'll help out.

Erdrick Holmes
01-13-2005, 12:39 AM
I got in on it to.

theundeadhero
01-13-2005, 12:58 AM
Your all screwed. I got three e-mails from him. Each one had a different name so it has to be a different buisness associate from the same company. Clearly they don't know I'm collaborating with the other ones. I'm gonna be three times as rich as you! ;)

Super Christ
01-13-2005, 01:11 AM
I'm flying over to meet him next week! He says he'll have my check ready by then!

Lindy
01-13-2005, 02:06 AM
I really feel like I'm missing out, I never get these kind of emails.

Ever, seriously, not one.

I feel special.

Logan
01-13-2005, 02:07 AM
I've been fooled before but this one sounds like the real deal. :D

Yamaneko
01-13-2005, 02:09 AM
I THINK IT'S A SCAM, GUYS!!! :shifty:

Del Murder
01-13-2005, 02:38 AM
I live in Africa and I want your bank accounts too.

Mindflare
01-13-2005, 02:43 AM
Dance, puppets! Dance! Bwahaha!

Zell's Fists of Fury
01-13-2005, 02:48 AM
Is that the same guy who's going to make my penis bigger?

lordblazer
01-13-2005, 02:49 AM
I THINK IT'S A SCAM, GUYS!!! :shifty:
lol i was thinking the same thing but they are just being so sarcastic its just funny lmao lmao lmao.Man I thought at first that everyone has lost all common sense what-so-ever. But then I got the joke and I just laughed lol.

Zell's Fists of Fury
01-13-2005, 02:58 AM
rofl rofvl rofl roflmao lolololol man ur rite it wus funnie lol rite? lol rofl lmao

Cid
01-13-2005, 02:59 AM
Sarcasm...? ...Oh yeah! I was being sarcastic, that's it! ...phew...

RSL
01-13-2005, 03:01 AM
I knew it was too good to be true.

Del Murder
01-13-2005, 03:03 AM
Heh, Yams gave me his and I took all his money. Sucker.

theundeadhero
01-13-2005, 03:05 AM
That's right! It's all a scam.
*Thinking to himself, if they all think it's a scam, then noone else will do it and all the money shall be mine. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!*

Super Christ
01-13-2005, 06:33 AM
I THINK IT'S A SCAM, GUYS!!! :shifty:
WHAT!?!

You've broken my heart and crushed my dreams of being rich!

UltimaLimit
01-13-2005, 07:35 AM
Never fear. Give me your financial information and I'll invest your money in my new company. You'll be rich, I promise.

Meat Puppet
01-13-2005, 07:38 AM
This man has also e-mailed me.
I queried him if we could be pen pals.
I am awaiting his reply.
I also talk like an idiot.

UltimaLimit
01-13-2005, 08:29 AM
Blast, I've been discovered!

Guess it's back to mugging people in alleys. Oh well. Sometimes the old-fashioned way is best. :)

Jack
01-13-2005, 10:04 AM
He ignores me.
And I am sad... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

WHY DOESN'T THE RICH NIGERIAN LOVE ME TOO???!!

Resha
01-13-2005, 11:25 AM
He obviously loves me more :love: He got his three brothers or friends or whatever to email me too. I'M GONNA BE THE RICHEST, MUAHAHA!

And psssst...my phone number? [[2538363930]]

*Call it, and tell me who you get!!!!*

Christmas
07-21-2022, 03:09 AM
Did LWL emailed Cid too? God, you sure started your career early. :bigsmile: