HELP!

[Kikyo]

My appendix just burst! what should i do? this has NEVER happened to me before, someone please clue me in!

[Del Murder]

Go to the hospital! Don't waste time typing to us!

[TheAbominatrix]

I hope you mean this after the fact. If you havent already been to the hospital and had it taken care of, you need to go their IMMEADIATLY. It can and will kill you if not treated.

[theundeadhero]

I'm not sure how you know your appendix burst if you haven't been to the hospital already, so I'm not sure how serious you are about this. I hope you don't die?

[Mindflare]

You diagnosed that on your own? Eek. That must hurt. Definately get to a hospital.

[Jojee]

o_______0

How do you know?

[Luc]

Go to the hospital! :O







Although, I am kinda curious of how you knew.. :confused:

[Yamaneko]

My appendix was about to burst, but I got it removed just in time. Something like a few hours before it was expected to burst. It's the worst pain I have ever felt.

[SomethingBig]

Woah, Kikyo, I haven't seen you post in here in forever.

If you haven't gone already, go to the hospital.

[*ETERNAL FANTASY*]

Heres a clue go to the hospital seriously why would you waste time posting here? Im not sure if this is a joke or if your being serious never the less go and get that thing yanked out already!

[Doomgaze]

best thread EVER

[Resha]

GO. TO. HOSPITAL. But you would've gone by now, neh?

[theundeadhero]

Welcome back to the forums?

[Spritz]

Get a knife and fork and do it yourself. Alot cheaper.

[UltimateSpamGrover]

This is hilarious, great way to reapeear on the forums! :D

[Resha]

Is this a joke, or what? :confused:

[Baloki]

Shouldn't this be in the help forum?

[Citizen Bleys]

Shouldn't this be in the help forum?

xD

modwhore.

[RSL]

ahahahaha.

[Baloki]

xD

modwhore.

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[fire_of_avalon]

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Dear Baloki,

The joke gave us all a decent chuckle, but now you're trying to make it what's called a RUNNING GAG. This does not qualify to be a RUNNING GAG. What we have here is an instance of a QUIP. Please stop yourself from running your own jokes into the ground, or we will be forced to destroy you.

Regards,

The Management.

[Baloki]

Dear Baloki,

The joke gave us all a decent chuckle, but now you're trying to make it what's called a RUNNING GAG. This does not qualify to be a RUNNING GAG. What we have here is an instance of a QUIP. Please stop yourself from running your own jokes into the ground, or we will be forced to destroy you.

Regards,

The Management.

Dear FOA,

Meow ^_^

Regards,

Not The Management

[612904398619]

how does your appendix burst?

[Jojee]

It just does. =o Randomly. And then you have to have surgery quick. It happened to someone I know before ^^

[612904398619]

what? even if your real healthy and you eat all your greens and exercise?

[Jojee]

Yeah =3 I mean, the person I knew was really healthy and was in soccer and all... xD Then one day her appendix went poof. o_0 And it took the doctor almost a week to figure out what was wrong with her, so they got really mad at the doctor... :p But she got fixed. They took it out.

Who needs an appendix, anyway...? >_>

[612904398619]

now im scared that mine is gonna burst. :(

[Levian]

I wish my appendix would burst :/

[612904398619]

why?

[Levian]

Why not?

[Jojee]

No you don't, it's scary o___o And painful, I hear.

And your name sucks, LEVIAN.

[Levian]

And your name sucks, LEVIAN.

It's not my fault. I asked BoB to name me something manly, and so he did.

[612904398619]

that is pretty manly.

[Hawkeye]

best thread EVER

[Baloki]

JoJo Circus Sale
New and used JoJo Clowns

[Sepho]

Welcome back to the forums.

And trust me, if your appendix burst, you'd be in far, far too much pain to do anything, including typing.

[Doomgaze]

why?
You get this cool scar, <b>and</b> you get to miss a week of school!

[Giggles]

My brother that is not Spuuky had his appendix burst. We just thought he was having a bad flu for a week before we took him to the hospital. He ended up being in the hospital for 2 months, and he now has a scar as big as my hand. Cool, eh? :)

[Dking'squeen]

It burst?
how did you know?
What would Madeline do?

[Jojee]

Wah, me too Baloki T__T

"Jojo's Circus Items Here
Large section of plush, toys, clothing, figurines, and more!"

:(

[Psychotic]

Yet another post of nonsense in this thread can be found by reading the text that you are currently reading.

What the hell is the point in electric eels anyway?

:greenie:

[Jojee]

I dunno, but it sounds kinda sexy... :p

[Psychotic]

Only kinda?

[Jojee]

What do you think? I'm sure people can figure out what to do with electric eels =D

[theundeadhero]

What would Madeline do?Screw Madeline, I want Clarissa to explain the intricasies of the spleen.

*Goes to buy his collection of Jojo circus figurines*

[Psychotic]

What do you think? I'm sure people can figure out what to do with electric eels =DDeclare them to be terrorists and hold them in Guantanamo Bay for the next 50 years?

[Del Murder]

Stay on topic, please.

[escobert]

There's a topic?

[UltimateSpamGrover]

I think the topic is seeing how far this thread can go without being closed. :laugh:

[DMKA]

best thread EVER

[Jojee]

Well I for one am actually very curious to see what happened to Kikyo's appendix so I think she should clue us in o__0

And no Psy, I meant eat them ^_^ Yum. *whaps darkherodude*

[escobert]

Yeah I wanna know :(

[Dking'squeen]

What happened to Madeline?

[DMKA]

She was on Playhouse Disney last time I checked.

[TheAbominatrix]

She ate a jagged metal Krusty o.

[Shlup]

All you people are the dumbest-- No way her appendix burst. Like SePhO_zO said, if it did she'd be in far, far too much pain to do anything. When BJ's appendix was enflamed he spent several hours laying in bed, struggling to be able to get the phone to call someone to take him to the hospital.

When your appendix gets infected, it usually fights off the infection. That's what it's for; fighting off infections. Same with your tonsils. If your appendix is to overwhelmed to fight off the infection, it becomes enflamed. If it swells too big, it bursts. I'm to understand its very, very, very painful. Anyone in this situation would not be sitting at the computer asking about it.

Besides the fact that you're all a bunch of weirdos.

[Psychotic]

Besides the fact that you're all a bunch of weirdos.We love you too. :love:

[Del Murder]

Any more discussion about anything other than appendices will be deleted.

[theundeadhero]

All you people are the dumbest-- No way her appendix burst. Like SePhO_zO said...
*Gets no recognition at all for being the first to say it wasn't real*

[Del Murder]

I said none of you were real about 3 years ago.

[DMKA]

I said none of you were real about 3 years ago.
Them's fightin' words.

[TheAbominatrix]

This post is about my appendix.

[Psychotic]

Any more discussion about anything other than appendices will be deleted.
I said none of you were real about 3 years ago. :rolleyes2

Anyway, did you all hear about the one about the appendix that crossed the road?

OK, why did the appendix cross the road?

Because a group of starving otters had stolen his car and then his mother was murdered by a group of red sea urchins and so he needed to go to the funeral directors place which was ran by his friend Graham and he was gonna fly there but then it started to rain molten lava, again.

HAHAHAA WASN'T THAT HILARIOUS ?! :laugh:

I THINK MY SIDES HAVE SPLIT! :chuckle: :hahaha:

[DMKA]

I THINK MY SIDES HAVE SPLIT! :chuckle: :hahaha:
That's not good...did your appendix get affected by it at all?

[Psychotic]

That's not good...did your appendix get affected by it at all?Nah, I sold my appendix to Cubans...or cubists...or the Chicago Cubs or SOMEONE back in '94. Or was that my brain? Eh, same difference.

[612904398619]

Because a group of starving otters had stolen his car and then his mother was murdered by a group of red sea urchins and so he needed to go to the funeral directors place which was ran by his friend Graham and he was gonna fly there but then it started to rain molten lava, again. theres way too much logic behind it to be a good joke. :confused:

[mythus]

You get this cool scar, and you get to miss a week of school!
Hmmm....
When my appendix ruptured they had to leave my wound open, with only a single stich in the middile of it to help it heal,. The reason it had to be left open was so that all the posionous crap could drain out. They also had to stuff i with gauze strips soaked in Daken solution, which is basically bleach water, and the gauzes had to be replaced 3x daily. It was no fun. Pluus I missed a month of work, not no silly week.

Now if your appendix was simply inflamed and removed before it ruptured you may only miss a week and not have to go through such funness....

[Sepho]

*Gets no recognition at all for being the first to say it wasn't real*

:D

One of my closest friends experienced his appendix exploding inside of him when we were in middle school. This is a kid who's had his hand smashed between cement blocks, had stitches over a half-dozen times, and had that little string thingy connecting your tongue to the bottom of your mouth (the technical name of which I forget) cut out by plastic tubing (yeah, he doesn't have one o' those things anymore). Above all that, he said his appendix bursting is the most painful thing he's ever experienced. He was out of school for two weeks, and he's one tough cookie, so it must have hurt.

My mom had hers removed before it burst, and I remember the pain she was in the day we rushed her to the hospital. The same woman had before given birth to four children, and she said that was nothing compared to the pain cause by her quirky appendix.

[612904398619]

your scaring me.

[theundeadhero]

I hope mine bursts... for the obvious reasons. *shrugs*

[Baloki]

ap·pen·dix Audio pronunciation of "appendices" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-pndks)
n. pl. ap·pen·dix·es or ap·pen·di·ces (-d-sz)

1.
1. An appendage.
2. A collection of supplementary material, usually at the end of a book.
2. The vermiform appendix.
3. Anatomy. A supplementary or accessory part of a bodily organ or structure.

[*ETERNAL FANTASY*]

The appendix....i think its the most useless things that floppin around in your body really!

Im sorry what was the point of this thread again lol?

You people sure are creative! and i still dont know why you would want to have your appendix burst...well other than the fact that u wouldnt have to worry about it later...oh wait did i just answer my own question?

[Resha]

Pah. I believed this thread!!! I mean, it SOUNDED perfectly plausible that some poor person had a burst appendix while reading some weird post..

And I'm a poor sod who had nothing better to do than watch Jojo's Circus and Madeline on Playhouse Disney. [[Madeline's good, REALLY!!!! I like. You know the narrator guy always uses rhyming sentences? That is SO COOL!!!]]

Do I have an appendix?

[DMKA]

I hope mine bursts... for the obvious reasons.

[Dragon Ash]

I've got dibs on Kikyo's appendix! :D

[UltimateSpamGrover]

Appendix.

[Hawkeye]

omg shouldnt this be inthe help forum... thats incredible...

btw, appendix

[nik0tine]

My appendix just burst! what should i do?