Pickup Lines

[Clouded Sky]

ok, so i think i just figured out that i'm really sick of over-exerting myself for girls, and there's one i've been waiting for to come around so i'll keep waiting for her to be the one i'm waiting for... ha.

so, uhh, just post pick up lines here, because i'm bored, and want to be amused.

i must start off with a sad sad terrible one :D

guy: are you from tennesse?
girl: no, why?
guy: because you're the only ten I see

terrible, terrbile.....

[Levian]

Guy: Your father is a thief, isn't he?
Girl: uhm, what?
Guy: Well, he must've stole the stars from heaven and placed them in your eyes, because they are so beautiful.
Girl: Oh, that's so sweet and not used 32 million times before and you're definitely getting laid now.

[Sweet Beloved]

ok this..........this is good..............do u have a mirror in your pants...cause i can definitly see myself in them *wink wink*

[Homer Simpson]

This one works for me

" Can i have a rimjaw "

[Mindflare]

"You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face."

Er... damn, I'm no good at this sort of thing.

[Sweet Beloved]

whats a rimjaw?

[Pure Strife]

whats a rimjaw?

South Park BLU flashback.

"Hello" tends to work fine for me :up:

[Jebus]

"I'm wearing new socks."

[Itsunari 2000]

lol

" Those clothes look good on you , but I'd bet they'd look even better scattered across my bedroom floor ... "

Tut tut tut ...

[Cz]

'I must be in another castle, 'cause you look like a princess.' :D

[HitomiChan]

I got one ^_^

guy: are you tired?
girl: No, why?
guy: because you've been running through my mind all day

Oh how horrible...lol I never want to hear anything silly like that from a guy ^_^

[Yamaneko]

"You know I'm the reason they have fire alarms in all the buildings now." :)

[Inferno]

Someone call the cops, she's the one who stole my heart :<3:

[Homer Simpson]

Are yoy fred flinstone

No why ?

Because you can sure make the bed rock.

*Ill get my coat*

[Jojee]

I've heard those before XD

My favorite one: "If you held up eleven roses and looked in the mirror, you would see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world."

Or nerdy ones: "Are you a derivative function, cos' baby, I wanna be tangent to your curves."

"Your torque looks good from this angle."

"Baby, you must be a current, cos' you're irreistable!"

Or um, "Nice shoes" always works :p

[Clouded Sky]

hehe, these are great, keep them coming.
i really like this one


"If you held up eleven roses and looked in the mirror, you would see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world."

it's your fav jojo, just may be mine now too. XD

so, another - "have you gotten any parking tickets lately, because you've got fine written all over you"

[Psychotic]

"Hello, I don't want to rape you."

Another, less-rape based way to get girls is to tell them they look like some hot famous person. And tell them you don't want to rape them too.

[boris no no]

whenever i've chatted up boys i've been very drunk so its normally
"i'm so drunk i'll do anything baby"
or
"i like you *drools and slobbers all over the place* wanna go aout with me?"
....no wonder i've had so few boyfriends... :D

[Carnage]

iv never seen a pick up line that works. just go talk to them and use your enviorment to your advantage.

[Homer Simpson]

And never buy a woman lots of drinks, you will go home with no money and no woman.

[Chaos]

"Grab your coat....you've pulled."

"Pick a number between one and ten.."
"Five" (or any number)
"Well done! You've won. Put your hands down my trousers to claim your prize..."

I could normally think of loads of better - or worse - ones, but right now, I can't. :S

Chaos

[Spritz]

Me: Hi!
Girl: er.. Hi? :o
Me: *throws ice cube on the ground and crushes it.*
Now that we;ve broken the ice, wanna go out? ;D
Girl: *Breaks ice cube on my face*
Me: Ow @.@

[Necronopticous]

I'll go with this one:

"Was yo daddy a meat burglar?"
"No, why?"
"'Cause it look like someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress"

[m4tt]

Girl you smell like fritos, that's why I'm givin you this hungry stare.

OR

Girl, you must be Jamaican because jah-makin me crazy.

[Craig]

Hi, my name's [insert name here] remember that 'cause you'll be screaming it later.

[boris no no]

Hi, my name's [insert name here] remember that 'cause you'll be screaming it later.
thats good!!! if i was a guy i'd use it!!!

[SomethingBig]

Me: So how about those Chevys?
Girl: What.
Me: You know, the big, beautiful ones in your shirt.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

A polite "good day" generally works.

[UltimaLimit]

(To a girl in your class): "So... you come here often?"

[Strider]

Your name must be Visa, 'cause it's everywhere I want to be.

Your name must be Gillette, 'cause you look like the best a man can get.

You must drink a lot of milk, because you look like you'd do a body good.

[lordblazer]

Hey girl would you like to munch on my meat and two vegetables?

[FoulDrow]

...just have to whisper to her ear:"Wanna make luv?"...3 out of 14 say "why not"...it's not much,but it's enough 4 one night,right??????

[Freya]

Your name must be Gillette, 'cause you look like the best a man can get.

OMG you know where i lived???????? wait you ment the razor not gillette wyoming i got it
oh and here's one that is really cheesy but always gets me
"Did it hurt?"
"what?"
"when you feel from heaven."

[o_O]

"You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face."

You win. <3

Lick your finger, touch a girl on the arm and say "Let's go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes. :)"

[ViVincent]

Heres a few!

You're like a champion Bass; I dont know whether to eat you, or mount you.

I want to tickle your belly-button....from the inside..

and of course

Nice shirt, Wanna screw?

[Raistlin]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[Hawkeye]

nice rack...et

[Kirkpatrick]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
That one is amazing :D

Also, my favourite got used already:

"You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face."

The version I heard was "Did you just fall from heaven? ...'Cause your face sure is mangled!"

[nik0tine]

"Telemundo"

[Samuraid]

"If you were a booger, I would pick you first!"

Wait...I didn't just say that...you didn't hear anything. :p

[Agent Proto]

I hate pickup lines. Most of them are lame, but this one is quite funny.

"Hey baby, want to go to my room and do some math? You and me, add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and start multiplying."

[Mikztsu]

Errr...I'm not sure how it went, but I'm pretty sure it involved leaning against the wall and eating bananas.

[Tanwen Strife]

so, another - "have you gotten any parking tickets lately, because you've got fine written all over you"

I heard that shouted out across some balconies on holiday right before we got into a conversation with the guy in the flat above us about my friends "Happiness is a wet Beaver" T-Shirt (she's a scout). So people do actually use them

"Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?"
"Fat penguin" (What!?) "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
"Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?"
"I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you"
"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"(that one's kinda sweet)

[Emily52]

Ok.....This is weird.....
1. You must be a dictionary...cuz you add meaning to my life.
and
2. If I could re-write the alphabet I would put 'U' and 'I' together.

[K-chan]

The only one that I remember right now is:

"Hey girl...nice legs.When do they open?"

[UltimaLimit]

add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and start multiplyingYes! Somebody besides me and 2-3 friends know the sex equation! Never heard it used as a pickup line, though, since I heard it as: "You know the sex equation? Add the bed..."

[612904398619]

"Hello, I don't want to rape you." thats pretty straightforward.
do you know cpr? cause you take my breath away.
do you have a band-aid? because im falling for you.
if i could rearrange the alphabet, id be "u" next to "i"
you know, your eyes are the same color as my ferrari.
(k, in this one, the guy is sitting down) im not really this tall, im just sitting on my wallet.

[Hawkeye]

Bite your tounge dear. Or better yet, let me do it.

tee hee :love:

[612904398619]

Bite your tounge dear. Or better yet, let me do it. nice one.

[*ETERNAL FANTASY*]

I dont really try pick up lines...i reckon ill get a smack in the head for it but this one stuck in my head for some reason...dont ask why! actually my cousin had a whole book full of pickup lines i just saw some there! (pretty sad really)

ok here goes...The word of the day is legs...lets go to my place and spread the word!

[Fuzakeru]

"Those lines will never work!!!"
You know what's sad though? If a guy came up to me and said one of those in a 'joking' manner to break the ice then I'd love him. :love:

As for me, I know a ton of them. Let's see:

Do you want to see something swell?
Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
Sex is a killer . . . want to die happy?
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I have more of something else!
"How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"
"If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"
A women: "Do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead . . . yield?

. . . Okay. I know way to many of these.

My favorite one is the sex equation. <3

[Dr.K]

Hey there darling...are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye?

[Creed]

This is from south park

Cartman-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stan-Cartman you ok
Cartman-you know that feeling you get after you take a major dump...asome

part 2

Cartman-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stan-Cartman you ok
Cartman-you know that feeling after that dump you take comes shooting back up your ass...NO IM NOT OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ROBwestfall]

These should be on Candy Hearts!!! I've already posted this on the cereal thread!

"Did you have any Frosted Flakes, cause' you're GRRRREAT!!!!

"Did you just have Lucky Charms, cause' you're magically delicious!!!

Are the words, magically delicious, implying something? :p

[Bomber]

I can remember hearing this really weird one...

(Guy beckons girl to come hither. Girl approaches.)
Guy: If I can make you come with one finger, just imagine what I can do with ten!

Some more...

"Are you wearing a space suit? 'Cause your booty is out of this world!"
"Your name must be Mickey, 'cause you're so fine!"
"I hope you're a firefighter, 'cause you set my heart aflame!"

By the way, ladies, here's a great way to turn away a guy...

Guy: Who's yo' daddy!?
Girl: Yo' momma.

[Citizen Bleys]

"Scream and I'll kill you"

[Fuzakeru]

"Scream and I'll kill you"

O_O; That's quite scary and not sexy at all . . . unless swords are involved somewhere. >_>