Cheeseslicers or something else?

[Nait]

I will never understand cultures that have cheeseslicer capabilities, but no cheeseslicer usage at all. I AM LOOKING AT YOU ENGLISH. >:o

Do you use cheeseslicers or not?

[Madonna]

I had a nice one with a small marble board. It was neato.

Now I'm stuck with a cheap wooden board! I hate being a college kid. :P

[TheAbominatrix]

I have a slicer, but I use a grater. I prefer my cheese in those tiny little grated peices.

[Levian]

THE CHEESE SLICER IS A NORWEGIAN INVENTION.

We rule :cool:

[Faris]

Nope. I use a knife to cut cheese :( I miss out on all the fun of a cheeseslicer :cry:

[Dr.K]

Ditto. When one wants to enjoy the joy of cheese, it means getting out the board and the knife, and arduously chopping away. I think i've only seen a slicer in action once. I need to get with the times :)

[Raspberry Soda]

I'm British and own a cheeseslicer, so hah!
I only occasionally use it though. More often than not I grate the cheese.

[Leeza]

I'm Canadian and I use a knife. I do not own a cheeseslicer. Cheeseslicers are for lazy people. :cat:

[Little Miss Awesome]

I am British and I say
"What are cheeseslicers?!?"

[m4tt]

I used one when I worked in a deli. Don't have one at home though.

[BLT]

Well, I was gonna ask "What the *snip* a cheeseslicer?"
But apparently, the F-word is supposed to be censored here..... that's so lame.

If you know it's censored, it would probably make a lot of sense to not go around the swear filter.
You should also know that editting a Mod's edit is not a good thing. ~ Leeza
Yeah, but that would be the whole point, wouldn't it. If I'm going to bitch about censorship, you can't really expect me to censor myself.

[TheAbominatrix]

Yeah man, what's a cheeseslicer? I mean, the name makes no sense! Cheese... slicer?

I think it cures cancer.

[DJZen]

I just use professional grade cheese daggers, they're better than knives.

[krissy]

used to have one, dunno if its still there

got this thing to, slices a solid egg into like 6 thin parts for sandwiches, its awesome.

[Leeza]

got this thing to, slices a solid egg into like 6 thin parts for sandwiches, its awesome.
Yes! Egg slicers are excellent. I have and use one of those. :)

[Dr.K]

Egg slicers are fantastic. They also double as a hawaiian guitar.

[DMKA]

I'm an American and I've never even seen one.

[Cz]

I don't eat cheese, but when I prepare cheese for other people I use a knife. After all, it slices cheese and performs many other functions at the same time. Why would I want to buy a new tool for the specific purpose of slicing cheese?

[omnitarian]

Are you talking about these sorts of things (http://www.zooscape.com/cgi-bin/maitred/GoldExpression/questp425048)?

They're spiffy, but I generally buy pre-sliced or pre-grated cheese anyway. :D

[Mindflare]

I'm american. I use a knife. Usually the biggest knife I can find.

[Nait]

Are you talking about these sorts of things (http://www.zooscape.com/cgi-bin/maitred/GoldExpression/questp425048)?

They're spiffy, but I generally buy pre-sliced or pre-grated cheese anyway. :D


No, I meant <a href="http://personal.inet.fi/koti/jarventaus/cheeseslicer/">THESE babies</a>.

[boris no no]

cheese slicer?? knives???
i just tend to bite huge chunks out.....i love cheese

you can't beat a hunk of pilgrims choice!

[SeeDRankLou]

I buy cheese presliced (whether it be from a deli or from Kraft), so no I don't use one, I pay someone else to use one. :D

[Calliope]

I wield a cheeseslicer with great proficiency! FEAR MY PROWESS!

[I don't even eat cheese anymore ;_;]

[Citizen Bleys]

I'm Canadian and I use a knife. I do not own a cheeseslicer. Cheeseslicers are for lazy people. :cat:

Holy crap, I'm agreeing with Leeza here

[Jojee]

Wtf. xD I just eat cheese.

[Del Murder]

I am not afraid to admit that I am dumb.

[fire_of_avalon]

I have this big thing with four sides that's a GRATER AND SLICER all in one.

I am the awesomeist.

[Logan]

The last time I ate cheese, I used a knife. I think we have a cheese slicer, but I don't like to use it. :D

[Phil]

THE CHEESE SLICER IS A NORWEGIAN INVENTION.

We rule :cool:

GO TEAM NORWAY!!

[Rase]

Yes I am awesome.

[eestlinc]

my mom always uses a knife to slice cheese and one day she broke the knife. i told her she was dumb because she didn't use the cheese slicer.

[Del Murder]

Um, doesn't the cheese come sliced anyway?

[o_O]

I eat blocks of cheese. I don't slice.

[Silmaril]

I sometimes use a cheeseslicer. I usually eat sliced cheese. Some days ago I sliced the sliced cheese into little strips with a knife.

[Rusty]

I use a knife to slice cheese. I don't think I've ever seen a cheeseslicer :p

[boris no no]

I eat blocks of cheese. I don't slice.
the best is when you have it on little sticks!! i have a picture of me eating a whole block of cheese on a cocktail stick!!!
cheese is the food of the gods!! *drools* :love: :love: :love:

[Kirkpatrick]

The problem with these cheese slicers is their lack of width control. I don't care for thinly sliced cheese; it's like bread. I like to have blocks, and these cheese slicers just can't match the adjustabiliy of a knife. If someone made a variable-width cheese slicer, well, that might be the bext invention of the last fifteen to eight thousand years.