my watch is broken

[eestlinc]

it just stopped. can anybody help me?

[RSL]

Wind it up.

[eestlinc]

but i lost the key. what can i do?

[Hawkeye]

get new batteries

[Doomgaze]

Count seconds out loud.

[Carnage]

shove it up your nose and your brain will absorb it. then you will always know what time it is and never hafto look :)

[eestlinc]

i'm slipping into a void of timelessness

[Calliope]

My time is going too quickly. I'll trade!

[eestlinc]

you don't have one of those evil digital watches do you?

[Yamaneko]

Get one of those atomic clocks that lose a second every 30,000 years. :D

[eestlinc]

I like watches that lose time. or gain time. it's just the ones that stop that bother me.

[Raistlin]

Buy a new one.

[eestlinc]

the use of money is why I'm being punished with a stopped watch in the first place

[Jojee]

Can I have it?

[Peegee]

clocks are the work of shay'tan

[eestlinc]

If you come pick it up I will give it to you.