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Destai
01-25-2005, 03:22 PM
Ive been at home in bed sick for the bast 4 days(which is why Ive been on the site so often). Now this morning I woke up to what I "thought" was the sound of birds chirping which I never heard around my house before but as I was dozy and on medication I took no notice and eventually I fell asleep. Later I woke up to what Im definite was *drumroll*...... Squeaking.
Im certainly not fond of them but I can handle cockroaches, Spiders or whatever but mice are a NO, Holy crap what am I gonna do if its a rat? Feel free to inform for any advice on how to kill of unwanted visitors

TheAbominatrix
01-25-2005, 03:28 PM
Please dont kill it. There are a variety of humane traps available so you can catch it and set it free somewhere else.

They arent like bugs, they wont dare come anywhere near you at anytime. I had a mouse living with me (and five cats xD) for months and I never saw it, only it's droppings.

Destai
01-25-2005, 03:35 PM
Dont those traps super glue it to the floor of a box or something so it has a long, drawn out and agonizing death?

TheAbominatrix
01-25-2005, 03:50 PM
As I said, there are <i>numerous</i> kinds of humane traps. And glue traps only draw out the death if ther jerk that caught the mouse doesnt free it.

Rye
01-25-2005, 04:43 PM
Yeah, please don't kill the mouse. I love mice. Maybe you can use some breadcrumbs or something to lead into a box then take it outside?

Carnage
01-25-2005, 04:46 PM
keep it in a cage :) . i had a rat once, there awesome pets, i wish i still had mine but my mom killed it when i was away :(

fire_of_avalon
01-25-2005, 05:05 PM
You can handle cockroaches, but you can't handle mice?

*shudder* I can handle most things, and most kinds of bugs, but cockroaches are a NO. Anyway about your mouse problem, make noise. When you hear it squeaking, rustle something around, start talking and it'll run away. Then flee to the store and buy traps.

Dking'squeen
01-25-2005, 05:20 PM
put food in your room to get rid of it
i heard mice HATE food
esspecially cheese and like crackers or something
just put that on your floor and i'm sure it'll leave...or invite friends for a party

*and mice are smart. One mouse at my grandmom's house jumped OVER a mouse trap (the sticky one) and went on about it's thing*

Rainecloud
01-25-2005, 05:26 PM
Lure it out with some sort of food, and then find someone brave enough to pick it up. That's what we did when one of the critters found its way into our house. It was quite lucky, actually, considering the cats nearly ate it.

Jebus
01-25-2005, 05:48 PM
I caught a mouse once and kept it as a pet. I called him Gerald since he lacked a house.

:D?

Little Miss Awesome
01-25-2005, 05:56 PM
You can get these mouse traps what just catch the mouse in a little box then you have to put them somewhere else- very handy if you have an annoying neighbour :tongue: just kidding
But, no, I agree with the other people who said this, don't kill it!

Zell's Fists of Fury
01-25-2005, 05:59 PM
Lure it out with some sort of food, and then find someone brave enough to pick it up.
Right. And then it bites you and gives you dieseases. Good plan.

Dking'squeen
01-25-2005, 06:05 PM
Right. And then it bites you and gives you dieseases. Good plan.

that's why you grab it by tha tail
unless the mouse knows how to kick box and knows jujitsu, then you're in trouble

Psychotic
01-25-2005, 06:09 PM
Toss a grenade into your bedroom. OK, it may blow a hole in your wall, trash all your stuff and there's always the chance your house will collapse...but if you wanna make an omlette, you gotta break some eggs. :greenie:

Dking'squeen
01-25-2005, 06:11 PM
the mouse might live, and then s/he'll be homeless with a bunch of ninja mice!

Destai
01-25-2005, 06:11 PM
I really dont want to have to go near it at all.
Perhaps some type of catapult...

Rainecloud
01-25-2005, 06:11 PM
Right. And then it bites you and gives you dieseases. Good plan.

Quiet, you.

Psychotic
01-25-2005, 06:12 PM
the mouse might live, and then s/he'll be homeless with a bunch of ninja mice!Ninja mice? I'd call that an omlette, and the homeless element an egg.

Dking'squeen
01-25-2005, 06:13 PM
Ninja mice? I'd call that an omlette, and the homeless element an egg.
are you by any chance eating an omelette?

Psychotic
01-25-2005, 06:15 PM
are you by any chance eating an omelette?Does the liver of a pure virgin pilgrim fall under the category of omelette?

Dking'squeen
01-25-2005, 06:19 PM
Does the liver of a pure virgin pilgrim fall under the category of omelette?

It could

Psychotic
01-25-2005, 06:21 PM
Shame, because I'm not eating one.

Dking'squeen
01-25-2005, 06:24 PM
Shame, because I'm not eating one.

Well...what are you waiting for?

DMKA
01-25-2005, 06:27 PM
*Remembers the movie Mousehunt*

Dragon Ash
01-25-2005, 06:29 PM
There was a mouse in my loft once. He used to scratch the space just above my cupboard every night at about 2am and without fail, the damn thing would wake me up! So my dad made this really cool trap that was like a cage that mice can climb in to but not out of. We put a piece of cheese in there and checked it every day. Unfortunately the mouse didn't fall for the trap until about a month later when we had given up checking. Poor little dead mousie... :(

Dr.K
01-25-2005, 07:10 PM
Even after picking the mouse up by the tail, please wash the hell out of your hands afterwards! As for catching the thing, leaving food in a box (i heard mice like bacon? don't know how) and then gently transferring said box to the outside world sounds like the best bet. If you use poison, your house will begin to reek of dead mouse. No, DECOMPOSING dead mouse. So think hard!

boris no no
01-25-2005, 07:18 PM
we once put one of those traps out that traps it in a box. the mouse chewed through 2cm of solid plastic ( :eek: :eek: ) and escaped! i guess it was a mutant mouse!
i live in the country so we always have mice! dosn't bother me much!
plus once when i woke up a mouse was dancing at the bottom of my bed!!no joke! it was hopping up and down looking at me! :D it was a cool mouse!

Jojee
01-25-2005, 07:23 PM
Mice are so cute!! ^_^ I wouldn't touch it but it's like aww....

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:CbufdEeyqyUJ:iri.simblogg.is/20040609000415.jpg

I saw one in lower floor of my dorm just a while ago... <3

And btw cockroaches... are just horrible. How can you handle cockroaches and not mice? @_@;; *runs away screaming*

My advice: Catch it and make it your pet!

Misfit
01-25-2005, 07:25 PM
Catch it in a box somehow, then shave it and throw it into the snow. That'll teach it to ever go back into YOUR house again... ^_^


...but if you wanna make an omlette, you gotta break some eggs. :greenie:
NO.

Jojee
01-25-2005, 07:31 PM
....I don't think some of you quite get it :p

Let me clarify,

http://tifa.net/cabu/mouse.jpg

Dking'squeen
01-25-2005, 07:34 PM
Catch it in a box somehow, then shave it and throw it into the snow. That'll teach it to ever go back into YOUR house again... ^_^

that is animal cruelty and don't do that because it'll come with reinforcements and shoot shurikens at you!

Misfit
01-25-2005, 07:34 PM
http://tifa.net/cabu/mouse.jpg
< Mouse > "I will eat your heart. ^_^"

Dking'squeen
01-25-2005, 07:37 PM
what a sexy mouse

Misfit
01-25-2005, 07:38 PM
what a sexy mouse
Now that's animal cruelty... sicko.

Shlup
01-25-2005, 07:38 PM
I like pests.

*click?* (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/ShlupQuack/roaches3_021104sm.jpg)

Psychotic
01-25-2005, 07:39 PM
that is animal crueltyCock-fighting fans in Tennessee claim the bible says animal cruelty is OK, as God said that man has dominion over all the animals, and can therefore do whatever he likes to them.

Dking'squeen
01-25-2005, 07:39 PM
Now that's animal cruelty... sicko.

just stating the obvious
and hey, humans were once animals ;)

Dr.K
01-25-2005, 07:39 PM
The mouse in Jojo's picture has 'cute', shiny eyes, lovely brown fur, and glaces a loving, affectionate look at the camera.
The mouse in Destai's bedroom, like those in the real world, probably has one eye, a golf ball sized growth coming out of it's neck, and is armed with a small shotgun. Take NO Prisoners.

Dking'squeen
01-25-2005, 07:41 PM
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2003/BellyDancer.gif

Erdrick Holmes
01-25-2005, 07:42 PM
I once caught a baby mouse. It was small and slow moving so I went and got a paper cup from my room, scooped it up, and set it free outside. Luckily I got it before my dog did.

Jojee
01-25-2005, 07:42 PM
I just freaked out when I saw Shlup's picture :eep: *has intense bug fear* I don't think I can check this thread anymore T__T

Edit: then again, 2nd page XD
*shifty eyes cos' I know some evil person will come and quote it or something*

Doomgaze
01-25-2005, 07:44 PM
I caught a mouse once and kept it as a pet. I called him Gerald since he lacked a house.

:D?

Isn't he getting old?

Dking'squeen
01-25-2005, 07:44 PM
Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches....it looks like them from Fear Factor

Rye
01-25-2005, 07:45 PM
Am I the only one here who would really enjoy a mouse coming into my house? I love mice.

Levian
01-25-2005, 07:45 PM
Just eat the damn mouse. That should get rid of it.

Dking'squeen
01-25-2005, 07:47 PM
Am I the only one here who would really enjoy a mouse coming into my house? I love mice.

possibly...possibly not...

Psychotic
01-25-2005, 07:49 PM
Just eat the damn mouse. That should get rid of it.Unless it eats its way out of your stomach. Happens all the time in Kazakhstan, so I've been told.

boris no no
01-25-2005, 07:49 PM
Am I the only one here who would really enjoy a mouse coming into my house? I love mice.
i like mice!
i don't care if they come into the house!
it's too much hassle!

Levian
01-25-2005, 07:54 PM
Unless it eats its way out of your stomach. Happens all the time in Kazakhstan, so I've been told.

Yeah, I guess you're right. Don't eat the mouse if you're in Kazakhstan.

Jebus
01-25-2005, 07:58 PM
Isn't he getting old?

Yeah, but he's a good mouse.

Yamaneko
01-25-2005, 08:08 PM
Lay off the drugs, man. There is no mouse named Gerald.

As for the problem at hand, just pick up a pair of good ol' stompin' boots.

Carnage
01-25-2005, 08:18 PM
most rodents and fish are not protected under animal cruelty laws.

Shlup
01-25-2005, 09:04 PM
I just freaked out when I saw Shlup's picture :eep: *has intense bug fear* I don't think I can check this thread anymore T__T

Edit: then again, 2nd page XD
*shifty eyes cos' I know some evil person will come and quote it or something*
*changes pic to a url* :<3:

o_O
01-25-2005, 09:06 PM
If you feed it cheese, its blood will overheat and it will die. :p

Jojee
01-25-2005, 09:24 PM
*changes pic to a url* :<3:

Aw I love you :love:

SomethingBig
01-26-2005, 12:28 AM
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http://www.grandvillesbbqsauces.com/img/pics/originalspicy_193.gif

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:)

It's such a simple solution!

Craig
01-26-2005, 12:40 AM
Now I want a pet mouse named Leeroy.

Bernhard
01-26-2005, 01:21 AM
keep it in a cage :) . i had a rat once, there awesome pets, i wish i still had mine but my mom killed it when i was away :(
Such a great parent and person. Wait, no.

TheAbominatrix
01-26-2005, 02:58 AM
I had a mouse named Howard. I also had some name Pablo and Juan and Pedro.

I love having mice in my house, but I try not to since I know the cats will hurt it if they can.

When having them as pets, I prefer rats. They're much more loving.

Peegee
01-26-2005, 10:01 AM
When I was volunteering for this wilderness team-building place, we caught mice using humane traps.

Then we drowned them and tossed their corpses in the dumpster.

Polaris
01-26-2005, 10:17 AM
DON'T EVER KILL A MOUSE!!!!!! They're so cute, grab him and give him food...

Destai
01-26-2005, 12:27 PM
Like Hell I wont...
If I ignore it, Its just gonna breed anyway until it gives me a diesease and kills me....
Maybe thats why Im already sick! *paranoid*

TheAbominatrix
01-26-2005, 02:05 PM
The only way you'll get a disease from a mouse is if it bites you, or if it comes bearing infected fleas. This is highly unlikely in most places. Mice are not disease-ridden devils, they're usually quite clean and highly intellegent.

So no, that's not why you're already sick. The mouse has no intention of coming anywhere near you at anytime. It just wants to live it's little life.

SomethingBig
01-26-2005, 10:07 PM
City rats are the germ-infested devils.

I still say a BBQ is the best way to go.