I have kidnapped your presious Baloki, bwhahaha

[Baloki]

Hello this is Xander speaking I have kidnapped Baloki and am placing a ransom of 2,000,000 Yen for his save return, deliver it to behind the Panda house in London Zoo at 10am Tuesday. If I do not see this money you will never see Baloki again, bwhahahahahaha!

This taped ransom note will self destruct in 5 seconds.....

.....KABOOM!

[crono_logical]

The poor grammar and spelling looks more like Baloki's than Xander's :p

[Armisael]

The poor grammar and spelling looks more like Baloki's than Xander's :p
:lol:

[Rusty]

Does anybody plan to save Baloki? :p

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Ah, poor Loki-sama :(

[Ryth]

No why would we want to save him? Just kidding :lol: :tongue: I need money though or I could go Rambo on their ass....EOFF-Men ATTACK!!!!!

[Citizen Bleys]

Does anybody plan to save Baloki? :p

Nope.

[Rye]

Buy 1000 Pandas and place them under a tree. :o

[Del Murder]

Remind me to put Xander on my Christmas card list.

[Citizen Bleys]

I'm laughing now, but it'll be me next :(

[boris no no]

i wanna ggo to the zoo!! :D
buy me a giraffe instead! :D

[Lindy]

FINALLY she listened to my ideas.

Took long enough.

[Rainecloud]

bwhahahahahaha!

Hm. Yes.

[Ultima Shadow]

Save Baloki, don't save Baloki, save Baloki, don't save Baloki, save Baloki, don't save Baloki... don't save Baloki.........
...
...
...Sorry dude. :p

[Spritz]

I feel more sorry for Xander than Baloki.

Save Xander! xD

[Cz]

This kidnapper really is a maniac. They think Baloki is precious. :D

[Xander]

I've been FRAMED! =O

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[Yamaneko]

Yen? Everyone knows the Euro is the way of the future.

[Baloki]

Precious time is dwindling away, soon he will die

~:fpdev: Xander

[fire_of_avalon]

Clout wins. GOLD STAR.

[bennator]

Let's throw Xander a party!

[Baloki]

That evil Xander thought she could tie me up in the turtle pen eh? I escaped, firstly I confinced a snapping tortose to bite the ropes, then I had to wrestle past the guards and then the hardest part of all I had to catch the underground, but I'm free now :p

What I want to know is why no-one noticed I've been missing since Tuesday?

[Samuraid]

What I want to know is why no-one noticed I've been missing since Tuesday?


In fact, why have you been missing since tuesday?

[Leeza]

What I want to know is why no-one noticed I've been missing since Tuesday?
Since Tuesday, huh. Then who is it that has been making all of those posts under your name on the 26th, 27th, 28th and 29th? They are quite numerous. :)

[Denmark]

Xander, obviously.

[strawberryman]

If someon kidnapped me, that would be good. Then the populus world would'nt have to suffer a very evil ruler! :evilking:

[Baloki]

Xander, obviously.

[Psychotic]

I'd try to get you back but then Xander would probably stop sleeping with me.

NOT THAT SHE DOES OR ANYTHING! :shifty:

[Baloki]

I think you all need to know about my escape:


Just so you guys know escapage did occur and I am now safe. Not only did I escape from Xanders Turtle House fortress but I survived using the London Underground.

The main way I escaped was by convincing a snapping turtle to come close and then using its sharp jaws cut the binding ropes. I then over powered the guards by throwing the snapping tirtle and then giving them some Bamboo that was lying around. Giant Panda's are so easy to distract. Anyway from there I had to dodge my way through the Laser Cannons Xander had set up throughout London Zoo, a rather difficult task that would have been much more difficult if Xander had taken my glasses off me. However she didn't. From there I had to steal the ticket guys donuts, well ok I didn't but a man cannot live on Bamboo alone, so I stole those and then escaped for the street where a swarm of London Taxies immidiatly tried to run me down. I dodged, swerved and threw cockney rhyming slang till they could stand no more and went home to watch Eastenders.

After that I took the final leg of my dangerious journey, I caught the tube! Boy that was difficult, not only did I have to put up with people trying to explain the maps but I had to look at them too. In the end I just gassed the whole underground killing everyone and went on my way.

So now I'm safe, and I go to look at the Ransom thread Xander set up and you were all willing to let me die, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! Thats the last time I bake you all cookies ;_;

Remember snapping tourtises are your friends :)

[Lindy]

What I find more amusing is how you've CONTINUALLY failed to spell Tortoise right, EVERY TIME.

And turtles and tortoises have nothing to do with each other.

[Baloki]

I try to amuse :)

[Pheesh]

i wonder if i got kidnapped anyone would care....i should try it out sometime. But serious loki, i WOULD have rescued you but i had previous engagement.

[Xander]

What I find more amusing is how you've CONTINUALLY failed to spell Tortoise right, EVERY TIME.

And turtles and tortoises have nothing to do with each other.

Aha, holes in your story Baloki! I think he pwned you. And besides I couldn't have kidnapped you, because I was sleeping with Psychotic, I mean Lindy at the time. =P (I need to learn how to do that line through thing. >_<)

[Pheesh]

is it just me or does xander get freakier every time he sleeps with psy?

peace out and :rock:
EE

[Xander]

she* thank you, but yeah sleeping with psy does have some strange side-effects, worth it though. >=)

[Pheesh]

'she' is a matter of opinion (more side efects than 1 :P )

[Xander]

Oooooh...... *doesn't get it anyway*

[Pheesh]

innocence.....i miss it so much (and i'm only 13.....i have to stop listening to tool and other truth seekers)

[Baloki]

Aha, holes in your story Baloki! I think he pwned you. And besides I couldn't have kidnapped you, because I was sleeping with Psychotic, I mean Lindy at the time. =P (I need to learn how to do that line through thing. >_<)

No more of a lack of a spelling Checker on hand and also do you know how hard it is to type and dodge Panda's throwing Ninja stars at you? Do you? DO YOU?

Oh and its &lt;strike&gt;<strike>Text to Strike</strike>&lt;/strike&gt;

[Misfit]

You snap turtles?

COOL!

[m4tt]

You're gonna keep him, right Xander? Please say you are.

[Psychotic]

but yeah sleeping with psy does have some strange side-effectsSuch as Chlamydia. And being pregnant. Yep.

[I Don't Need A Name]

Baloki if u r free then why does ur location STILL say Kidnapped!

[Baloki]

Baloki if u r free then why does ur location STILL say Kidnapped!

I'm sorry what did you say? Could you repeat that in English?

[eestlinc]

I remember the time I kidnapped Del Murder.

[Del Murder]

I still have the wrist burns.