Kirobaito
02-13-2005, 10:37 PM
When I was chosen as President for Life by the only legitimate election in the history of these fora, some four years ago, it was my intention that the practice of voting for representatives—a practice most injurious to the maintenance of a healthy civic order—would be immediately abolished and replaced with an annual festival celebrating the justice and benevolence of the newly recognized God-King, in the person of Myself. However, certain parties, whose hatred of the welfare of Our people and of the Natural Order which their Great and Terrible Universal Potentate defends and preserves for their benefit, betrayed the Law of Nature and the foundations of Our people’s society with their insistence on commemorating the Truth and Absolute Righteousness of the first affirmation of the people's just will to completely submit in good faith to their rightful God-King and His Perfect Authority, by holding in perpetuity blasphemous ‘elections’ which are naught but false rituals designed to conceal vice and anarchy in a thin veil of dignity and civic virtue. It is the lawful opinion of your Divine and Noble Master that the continued participation in these rituals is a destructive mockery of the traditional constitution of these fora and of Our essential liberties, and it is Our duty to protect the principles of Our Law against pretenders to the Sovereign Power.
We therefore decree with all the Dignity and Power of Our Office that Our subjects shall demonstrate their loyalty and affection for Us and shall exercise their duty to the Natural Law, which binds them with infinite justice to the person of their God-King, by marching to battle against the usurpers and casting votes for the #eoff Party. Woe to those unhappy few who arrogate to themselves the right to flout their duty and to choose the path of evil, for they will surely meet with punishments as great as the infinite rewards afforded to the True Believers, whose obedience to the Holy Edicts of their Almighty Ruler is bounded only by the span of their mortal lives.
So...are we gonna go ahead and cancel the rest of the elections?
We therefore decree with all the Dignity and Power of Our Office that Our subjects shall demonstrate their loyalty and affection for Us and shall exercise their duty to the Natural Law, which binds them with infinite justice to the person of their God-King, by marching to battle against the usurpers and casting votes for the #eoff Party. Woe to those unhappy few who arrogate to themselves the right to flout their duty and to choose the path of evil, for they will surely meet with punishments as great as the infinite rewards afforded to the True Believers, whose obedience to the Holy Edicts of their Almighty Ruler is bounded only by the span of their mortal lives.
So...are we gonna go ahead and cancel the rest of the elections?