BAoTW Party 2005 - We rock, and they know it!

[Psychotic]

Pleasure doing business with you. :shifty:

[amratis]

What else are we for again? Oh yes, pop-tarts. and Piratey-ness, and randomness too. Yes I know I said I was leaving but I've come back...so there :p Ooh can we put my sig pic on the web page (if it gets made) I only got it today and I love it *hugs sig piccie, and Xander who made it*

amra

[Psychotic]

Haha yeah, Xan is great like that :D

[Fuzakeru]

w00t w00t.


What does spam cost? In the 1980s, you could give the answer in cents. It's 2005, though, and spam is no longer just Hormel's famous meat product; rather, it's the nuisance of the online world. The 2004 National Technology Readiness Survey says that spam cost $21.58 billion -- in lost productivity, that is.

That figure comes from the finding that U.S. Internet users spend three minutes of every day spent online in deleting spam, and it doesn't include the lost productivity that comes from viruses and other malicious programs often buried in spam.

Spam = :<3:

[Rye]

Glad I didn't miss much. :D

[Psychotic]

I think our party clearly has the best banners, sigs, etc. *nods*

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Cool. BTW, for being assigned forums, can I take the FFVIII forum, or the KH forum?

[Baloki]

I'm thinking of asking not to represent any forums :D

[Rye]

I think our party clearly has the best banners, sigs, etc. *nods*

Yeah. Though I do like The Fluffy Pink signature. But come on, we have John Kerry.

[Psychotic]

No-one has used John Kerry yet! I hope someone uses it :D

[Phil]

can somebody host this? HI PSY!!!!!!

[Psychotic]

http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/baotw/philbanner.jpg

[krissy]

What is your party planning to do about the recent pussy infestation of EoFF?

http://www.supereggplant.com/archives/hello%20kitty%20christmas.JPG

[Psychotic]

Ban Yamaneko.

[Phil]

Do you have the little code i put in?

[Faris]

can somebody host this? HI PSY!!!!!!
Mind if I? :)

[Trumpet Thief]

I'm thinking of asking not to represent any forums :D

chaos: Don't worry buddy- we'll get those bastards back for making you site staff. :(

[Psychotic]

Mind if I? :)Sorry, I beat you to it! :eek:

[Faris]

Sorry, I beat you to it! :eek:
Aww poop

[Phil]

is there anybody in our group representing the FFIX forum? If not, I'll do it.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Probably not. Alright, Psy, add the forums that we'll be representing on the first post, Psy. ;)

[Psychotic]

Nooooooo! It's supposed to be a seeeeeeeeeeecreeeeeeeeeeet :(

[Phil]

If somebody uses this as a sig, I will forever worship them.

[Baloki]

What is your party planning to do about the recent pussy infestation of EoFF?

http://www.supereggplant.com/archives/hello%20kitty%20christmas.JPG

<font style="font-size: 24pt;">Oh My God! Evil Kitty Mind Control Sweets!</font>

[Psychotic]

Like I said: Ban Yamaneko.

[UltimaLimit]

Holy <img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif>! This thread wasn't here yesterday, and there's like 300 replies already! :eek:

What's with all the party threads, BTW?

I agree that AOL sucks and that Avril Lavigne should be executed.

[Psychotic]

It's the elections. That is what is with the party threads :p

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

Stephie told me to join and made my sig. Psy's toes are sexy. Spam am goal. Myles = teh win. This avatar is awesome and -


THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION

(See Note 1)

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
Article. I.
Section 1.

All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.
Section. 2.

Clause 1: The House of Representatives shall be composed of Members chosen every second Year by the People of the several States, and the Electors in each State shall have the Qualifications requisite for Electors of the most numerous Branch of the State Legislature.

Clause 2: No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and been seven Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State in which he shall be chosen.

Clause 3: Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons. (See Note 2) The actual Enumeration shall be made within three Years after the first Meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent Term of ten Years, in such Manner as they shall by Law direct. The Number of Representatives shall not exceed one for every thirty Thousand, but each State shall have at Least one Representative; and until such enumeration shall be made, the State of New Hampshire shall be entitled to chuse three, Massachusetts eight, Rhode-Island and Providence Plantations one, Connecticut five, New-York six, New Jersey four, Pennsylvania eight, Delaware one, Maryland six, Virginia ten, North Carolina five, South Carolina five, and Georgia three.

Clause 4: When vacancies happen in the Representation from any State, the Executive Authority thereof shall issue Writs of Election to fill such Vacancies.

Clause 5: The House of Representatives shall chuse their Speaker and other Officers; and shall have the sole Power of Impeachment.
Section. 3.

Clause 1: The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from each State, chosen by the Legislature thereof, (See Note 3) for six Years; and each Senator shall have one Vote.

Clause 2: Immediately after they shall be assembled in Consequence of the first Election, they shall be divided as equally as may be into three Classes. The Seats of the Senators of the first Class shall be vacated at the Expiration of the second Year, of the second Class at the Expiration of the fourth Year, and of the third Class at the Expiration of the sixth Year, so that one third may be chosen every second Year; and if Vacancies happen by Resignation, or otherwise, during the Recess of the Legislature of any State, the Executive thereof may make temporary Appointments until the next Meeting of the Legislature, which shall then fill such Vacancies. (See Note 4)

Clause 3: No Person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years, and been nine Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen.

Clause 4: The Vice President of the United States shall be President of the Senate, but shall have no Vote, unless they be equally divided.

Clause 5: The Senate shall chuse their other Officers, and also a President pro tempore, in the Absence of the Vice President, or when he shall exercise the Office of President of the United States.

Clause 6: The Senate shall have the sole Power to try all Impeachments. When sitting for that Purpose, they shall be on Oath or Affirmation. When the President of the United States is tried, the Chief Justice shall preside: And no Person shall be convicted without the Concurrence of two thirds of the Members present.

Clause 7: Judgment in Cases of Impeachment shall not extend further than to removal from Office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States: but the Party convicted shall nevertheless be liable and subject to Indictment, Trial, Judgment and Punishment, according to Law.
Section. 4.

Clause 1: The Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for Senators and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by the Legislature thereof; but the Congress may at any time by Law make or alter such Regulations, except as to the Places of chusing Senators.

Clause 2: The Congress shall assemble at least once in every Year, and such Meeting shall be on the first Monday in December, (See Note 5) unless they shall by Law appoint a different Day.
Section. 5.

Clause 1: Each House shall be the Judge of the Elections, Returns and Qualifications of its own Members, and a Majority of each shall constitute a Quorum to do Business; but a smaller Number may adjourn from day to day, and may be authorized to compel the Attendance of absent Members, in such Manner, and under such Penalties as each House may provide.

Clause 2: Each House may determine the Rules of its Proceedings, punish its Members for disorderly Behaviour, and, with the Concurrence of two thirds, expel a Member.

Clause 3: Each House shall keep a Journal of its Proceedings, and from time to time publish the same, excepting such Parts as may in their Judgment require Secrecy; and the Yeas and Nays of the Members of either House on any question shall, at the Desire of one fifth of those Present, be entered on the Journal.

Clause 4: Neither House, during the Session of Congress, shall, without the Consent of the other, adjourn for more than three days, nor to any other Place than that in which the two Houses shall be sitting.
Section. 6.

Clause 1: The Senators and Representatives shall receive a Compensation for their Services, to be ascertained by Law, and paid out of the Treasury of the United States. (See Note 6) They shall in all Cases, except Treason, Felony and Breach of the Peace, beprivileged from Arrest during their Attendance at the Session of their respective Houses, and in going to and returning from the same; and for any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place.

Clause 2: No Senator or Representative shall, during the Time for which he was elected, be appointed to any civil Office under the Authority of the United States, which shall have been created, or the Emoluments whereof shall have been encreased during such time; and no Person holding any Office under the United States, shall be a Member of either House during his Continuance in Office.
Section. 7.

Clause 1: All Bills for raising Revenue shall originate in the House of Representatives; but the Senate may propose or concur with Amendments as on other Bills.

Clause 2: Every Bill which shall have passed the House of Representatives and the Senate, shall, before it become a Law, be presented to the President of the United States; If he approve he shall sign it, but if not he shall return it, with his Objections to that House in which it shall have originated, who shall enter the Objections at large on their Journal, and proceed to reconsider it. If after such Reconsideration two thirds of that House shall agree to pass the Bill, it shall be sent, together with the Objections, to the other House, by which it shall likewise be reconsidered, and if approved by two thirds of that House, it shall become a Law. But in all such Cases the Votes of both Houses shall be determined by yeas and Nays, and the Names of the Persons voting for and against the Bill shall be entered on the Journal of each House respectively. If any Bill shall not be returned by the President within ten Days (Sundays excepted) after it shall have been presented to him, the Same shall be a Law, in like Manner as if he had signed it, unless the Congress by their Adjournment prevent its Return, in which Case it shall not be a Law.

Clause 3: Every Order, Resolution, or Vote to which the Concurrence of the Senate and House of Representatives may be necessary (except on a question of Adjournment) shall be presented to the President of the United States; and before the Same shall take Effect, shall be approved by him, or being disapproved by him, shall be repassed by two thirds of the Senate and House of Representatives, according to the Rules and Limitations prescribed in the Case of a Bill.
Section. 8.

Clause 1: The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence and general Welfare of the United States; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the United States;

Clause 2: To borrow Money on the credit of the United States;

Clause 3: To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several States, and with the Indian Tribes;

Clause 4: To establish an uniform Rule of Naturalization, and uniform Laws on the subject of Bankruptcies throughout the United States;

Clause 5: To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin, and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures;

Clause 6: To provide for the Punishment of counterfeiting the Securities and current Coin of the United States;

Clause 7: To establish Post Offices and post Roads;

Clause 8: To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries;

Clause 9: To constitute Tribunals inferior to the supreme Court;

Clause 10: To define and punish Piracies and Felonies committed on the high Seas, and Offences against the Law of Nations;

Clause 11: To declare War, grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal, and make Rules concerning Captures on Land and Water;

Clause 12: To raise and support Armies, but no Appropriation of Money to that Use shall be for a longer Term than two Years;

Clause 13: To provide and maintain a Navy;

Clause 14: To make Rules for the Government and Regulation of the land and naval Forces;

Clause 15: To provide for calling forth the Militia to execute the Laws of the Union, suppress Insurrections and repel Invasions;

Clause 16: To provide for organizing, arming, and disciplining, the Militia, and for governing such Part of them as may be employed in the Service of the United States, reserving to the States respectively, the Appointment of the Officers, and the Authority of training the Militia according to the discipline prescribed by Congress;

Clause 17: To exercise exclusive Legislation in all Cases whatsoever, over such District (not exceeding ten Miles square) as may, byCession of particular States, and the Acceptance of Congress, become the Seat of the Government of the United States, and to exercise like Authority over all Places purchased by the Consent of the Legislature of the State in which the Same shall be, for the Erection of Forts, Magazines, Arsenals, dock-Yards, and other needful Buildings;--And

Clause 18: To make all Laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into Execution the foregoing Powers, and all other Powers vested by this Constitution in the Government of the United States, or in any Department or Officer thereof.
Section. 9.

Clause 1: The Migration or Importation of such Persons as any of the States now existing shall think proper to admit, shall not be prohibited by the Congress prior to the Year one thousand eight hundred and eight, but a Tax or duty may be imposed on such Importation, not exceeding ten dollars for each Person.

Clause 2: The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.

Clause 3: No Bill of Attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed.

Clause 4: No Capitation, or other direct, Tax shall be laid, unless in Proportion to the Census or Enumeration herein before directed to be taken. (See Note 7)

Clause 5: No Tax or Duty shall be laid on Articles exported from any State.

Clause 6: No Preference shall be given by any Regulation of Commerce or Revenue to the Ports of one State over those of another: nor shall Vessels bound to, or from, one State, be obliged to enter, clear, or pay Duties in another.

Clause 7: No Money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law; and a regular Statement and Account of the Receipts and Expenditures of all public Money shall be published from time to time.

Clause 8: No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.
Section. 10.

Clause 1: No State shall enter into any Treaty, Alliance, or Confederation; grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal; coin Money; emit Bills of Credit; make any Thing but gold and silver Coin a Tender in Payment of Debts; pass any Bill of Attainder, ex post facto Law, or Law impairing the Obligation of Contracts, or grant any Title of Nobility.

Clause 2: No State shall, without the Consent of the Congress, lay any Imposts or Duties on Imports or Exports, except what may be absolutely necessary for executing it's inspection Laws: and the net Produce of all Duties and Imposts, laid by any State on Imports or Exports, shall be for the Use of the Treasury of the United States; and all such Laws shall be subject to the Revision and Controul of the Congress.

Clause 3: No State shall, without the Consent of Congress, lay any Duty of Tonnage, keep Troops, or Ships of War in time of Peace, enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, or with a foreign Power, or engage in War, unless actually invaded, or in such imminent Danger as will not admit of delay.
Article. II.
Section. 1.

Clause 1: The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America. He shall hold his Office during the Term of four Years, and, together with the Vice President, chosen for the same Term, be elected, as follows

Clause 2: Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may direct, a Number of Electors, equal to the whole Number of Senators and Representatives to which the State may be entitled in the Congress: but no Senator or Representative, or Person holding an Office of Trust or Profit under the United States, shall be appointed an Elector.

Clause 3: The Electors shall meet in their respective States, and vote by Ballot for two Persons, of whom one at least shall not be an Inhabitant of the same State with themselves. And they shall make a List of all the Persons voted for, and of the Number of Votes for each; which List they shall sign and certify, and transmit sealed to the Seat of the Government of the United States, directed to the President of the Senate. The President of the Senate shall, in the Presence of the Senate and House of Representatives, open all the Certificates, and the Votes shall then be counted. The Person having the greatest Number of Votes shall be the President, if such Number be a Majority of the whole Number of Electors appointed; and if there be more than one who have such Majority, and have an equal Number of Votes, then the House of Representatives shall immediately chuse by Ballot one of them for President; and if no Person have a Majority, then from the five highest on the List the said House shall in like Manner chuse the President. But in chusing the President, the Votes shall be taken by States, the Representation from each State having one Vote; A quorum for this Purpose shall consist of a Member or Members from two thirds of the States, and a Majority of all the States shall be necessary to a Choice. In every Case, after the Choice of the President, the Person having the greatest Number of Votes of the Electors shall be the Vice President. But if there should remain two or more who have equal Votes, the Senate shall chuse from them by Ballot the Vice President. (See Note 8)

Clause 4: The Congress may determine the Time of chusing the Electors, and the Day on which they shall give their Votes; which Day shall be the same throughout the United States.

Clause 5: No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.

Clause 6: In Case of the Removal of the President from Office, or of his Death, Resignation, or Inability to discharge the Powers and Duties of the said Office, (See Note 9) the Same shall devolve on the VicePresident, and the Congress may by Law provide for the Case of Removal, Death, Resignation or Inability, both of the President and Vice President, declaring what Officer shall then act as President, and such Officer shall act accordingly, until the Disability be removed, or a President shall be elected.

Clause 7: The President shall, at stated Times, receive for his Services, a Compensation, which shall neither be encreased nor diminished during the Period for which he shall have been elected, and he shall not receive within that Period any other Emolument from the United States, or any of them.

Clause 8: Before he enter on the Execution of his Office, he shall take the following Oath or Affirmation:--"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
Section. 2.

Clause 1: The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States; he may require the Opinion, in writing, of the principal Officer in each of the executive Departments, upon any Subject relating to the Duties of their respective Offices, and he shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offences against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment.

Clause 2: He shall have Power, by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, to make Treaties, provided two thirds of the Senators present concur; and he shall nominate, and by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, shall appoint Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, Judges of the supreme Court, and all other Officers of the United States, whose Appointments are not herein otherwise provided for, and which shall be established by Law: but the Congress may by Law vest the Appointment of such inferior Officers, as they think proper, in the President alone, in the Courts of Law, or in the Heads of Departments.

Clause 3: The President shall have Power to fill up all Vacancies that may happen during the Recess of the Senate, by granting Commissions which shall expire at the End of their next Session.
Section. 3.

He shall from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient; he may, on extraordinary Occasions, convene both Houses, or either of them, and in Case of Disagreement between them, with Respect to the Time of Adjournment, he may adjourn them to such Time as he shall think proper; he shall receive Ambassadors and other public Ministers; he shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed, and shall Commission all the Officers of the United States.
Section. 4.

The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.
Article. III.
Section. 1.

The judicial Power of the United States, shall be vested in one supreme Court, and in such inferior Courts as the Congress may from time to time ordain and establish. The Judges, both of the supreme and inferior Courts, shall hold their Offices during good Behaviour, and shall, at stated Times, receive for their Services, a Compensation, which shall not be diminished during their Continuance in Office.
Section. 2.

Clause 1: The judicial Power shall extend to all Cases, in Law and Equity, arising under this Constitution, the Laws of the United States, and Treaties made, or which shall be made, under their Authority;--to all Cases affecting Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls;--to all Cases of admiralty and maritime Jurisdiction;--to Controversies to which the United States shall be a Party;--to Controversies between two or more States;--between a State and Citizens of another State; (See Note 10)--between Citizens of different States, --between Citizens of the same State claiming Lands under Grants of different States, and between a State, or the Citizens thereof, and foreign States, Citizens or Subjects.

Clause 2: In all Cases affecting Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, and those in which a State shall be Party, the supreme Court shall have original Jurisdiction. In all the other Cases before mentioned, the supreme Court shall have appellate Jurisdiction, both as to Law and Fact, with such Exceptions, and under such Regulations as the Congress shall make.

Clause 3: The Trial of all Crimes, except in Cases of Impeachment, shall be by Jury; and such Trial shall be held in the State where the said Crimes shall have been committed; but when not committed within any State, the Trial shall be at such Place or Places as the Congress may by Law have directed.
Section. 3.

Clause 1: Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court.

Clause 2: The Congress shall have Power to declare the Punishment of Treason, but no Attainder of Treason shall work Corruption of Blood, or Forfeiture except during the Life of the Person attainted.
Article. IV.
Section. 1.

Full Faith and Credit shall be given in each State to the public Acts, Records, and judicial Proceedings of every other State. And the Congress may by general Laws prescribe the Manner in which such Acts, Records and Proceedings shall be proved, and the Effect thereof.
Section. 2.

Clause 1: The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.

Clause 2: A Person charged in any State with Treason, Felony, or other Crime, who shall flee from Justice, and be found in another State, shall on Demand of the executive Authority of the State from which he fled, be delivered up, to be removed to the State having Jurisdiction of the Crime.

Clause 3: No Person held to Service or Labour in one State, under the Laws thereof, escaping into another, shall, in Consequence of any Law or Regulation therein, be discharged from such Service or Labour, but shall be delivered up on Claim of the Party to whom such Service or Labour may be due. (See Note 11)
Section. 3.

Clause 1: New States may be admitted by the Congress into this Union; but no new State shall be formed or erected within the Jurisdiction of any other State; nor any State be formed by the Junction of two or more States, or Parts of States, without the Consent of the Legislatures of the States concerned as well as of the Congress.

Clause 2: The Congress shall have Power to dispose of and make all needful Rules and Regulations respecting the Territory or other Property belonging to the United States; and nothing in this Constitution shall be so construed as to Prejudice any Claims of the United States, or of any particular State.
Section. 4.

The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic Violence.
Article. V.

The Congress, whenever two thirds of both Houses shall deem it necessary, shall propose Amendments to this Constitution, or, on the Application of the Legislatures of two thirds of the several States, shall call a Convention for proposing Amendments, which, in either Case, shall be valid to all Intents and Purposes, as Part of this Constitution, when ratified by the Legislatures of three fourths of the several States, or by Conventions in three fourths thereof, as the one or the other Mode of Ratification may be proposed by the Congress; Provided that no Amendment which may be made prior to the Year One thousand eight hundred and eight shall in any Manner affect the first and fourth Clauses in the Ninth Section of the first Article; and that no State, without its Consent, shall be deprived of its equal Suffrage in the Senate.
Article. VI.

Clause 1: All Debts contracted and Engagements entered into, before the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be as valid against the United States under this Constitution, as under the Confederation.

Clause 2: This Constitution, and the Laws of the United States which shall be made in Pursuance thereof; and all Treaties made, or which shall be made, under the Authority of the United States, shall be the supreme Law of the Land; and the Judges in every State shall be bound thereby, any Thing in the Constitution or Laws of any State to the Contrary notwithstanding.

Clause 3: The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.
Article. VII.
The Ratification of the Conventions of nine States, shall be sufficient for the Establishment of this Constitution between the States so ratifying the Same.

done in Convention by the Unanimous Consent of the States present the Seventeenth Day of September in the Year of our Lord one thousand seven hundred and Eighty seven and of the Independence of the United States of America the Twelfth In witness whereof We have hereunto subscribed our Names,

GO WASHINGTON--Presidt. and deputy from Virginia

[Signed also by the deputies of twelve States.]

Delaware

Geo: Read
Gunning Bedford jun
John Dickinson
Richard Bassett
Jaco: Broom

Maryland

James MCHenry
Dan of ST ThoS. Jenifer
DanL Carroll.

Virginia

John Blair--
James Madison Jr.

North Carolina

WM Blount
RichD. Dobbs Spaight.
Hu Williamson

South Carolina

J. Rutledge
Charles 1ACotesworth Pinckney
Charles Pinckney
Pierce Butler.

Georgia

William Few
Abr Baldwin

New Hampshire

John Langdon
Nicholas Gilman

Massachusetts

Nathaniel Gorham
Rufus King

Connecticut
WM. SamL. Johnson
Roger Sherman

New York

Alexander Hamilton

New Jersey

Wil: Livingston
David Brearley.
WM. Paterson.
Jona: Dayton

Pennsylvania

B Franklin
Thomas Mifflin
RobT Morris
Geo. Clymer
ThoS. FitzSimons
Jared Ingersoll
James Wilson.
Gouv Morris

Attest William Jackson Secretary

NOTES

Note 1: This text of the Constitution follows the engrossed copy signed by Gen. Washington and the deputies from 12 States. The small superior figures preceding the paragraphs designate Clauses, and were not in the original and have no reference to footnotes.

The Constitution was adopted by a convention of the States on September 17, 1787, and was subsequently ratified by the several States, on the following dates: Delaware, December 7, 1787; Pennsylvania, December 12, 1787; New Jersey, December 18, 1787; Georgia, January 2, 1788; Connecticut, January 9, 1788; Massachusetts, February 6, 1788; Maryland, April 28, 1788; South Carolina, May 23, 1788; New Hampshire, June 21, 1788.

Ratification was completed on June 21, 1788.

The Constitution was subsequently ratified by Virginia, June 25, 1788; New York, July 26, 1788; North Carolina, November 21, 1789; Rhode Island, May 29, 1790; and Vermont, January 10, 1791.

In May 1785, a committee of Congress made a report recommending an alteration in the Articles of Confederation, but no action was taken on it, and it was left to the State Legislatures to proceed in the matter. In January 1786, the Legislature of Virginia passed a resolution providing for the appointment of five commissioners, who, or any three of them, should meet such commissioners as might be appointed in the other States of the Union, at a time and place to be agreed upon, to take into consideration the trade of the United States; to consider how far a uniform system in their commercial regulations may be necessary to their common interest and their permanent harmony; and to report to the several States such an act, relative to this great object, as, when ratified by them, will enable the United States in Congress effectually to provide for the same. The Virginia commissioners, after some correspondence, fixed the first Monday in September as the time, and the city of Annapolis as the place for the meeting, but only four other States were represented, viz: Delaware, New York, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania; the commissioners appointed by Massachusetts, New Hampshire, North Carolina, and Rhode Island failed to attend. Under the circumstances of so partial a representation, the commissioners present agreed upon a report, (drawn by Mr. Hamilton, of New York,) expressing their unanimous conviction that it might essentially tend to advance the interests of the Union if the States by which they were respectively delegated would concur, and use their endeavors to procure the concurrence of the other States, in the appointment of commissioners to meet at Philadelphia on the Second Monday of May following, to take into consideration the situation of the United States; to devise such further provisions as should appear to them necessary to render the Constitution of the Federal Government adequate to the exigencies of the Union; and to report such an act for that purpose to the United States in Congress assembled as, when agreed to by them and afterwards confirmed by the Legislatures of every State, would effectually provide for the same.

Congress, on the 21st of February, 1787, adopted a resolution in favor of a convention, and the Legislatures of those States which had not already done so (with the exception of Rhode Island) promptly appointed delegates. On the 25th of May, seven States having convened, George Washington, of Virginia, was unanimously elected President, and the consideration of the proposed constitution was commenced. On the 17th of September, 1787, the Constitution as engrossed and agreed upon was signed by all the members present, except Mr. Gerry of Massachusetts, and Messrs. Mason and Randolph, of Virginia. The president of the convention transmitted it to Congress, with a resolution stating how the proposed Federal Government should be put in operation, and an explanatory letter. Congress, on the 28th of September, 1787, directed the Constitution so framed, with the resolutions and letter concerning the same, to "be transmitted to the several Legislatures in order to be submitted to a convention of delegates chosen in each State by the people thereof, in conformity to the resolves of the convention."

On the 4th of March, 1789, the day which had been fixed for commencing the operations of Government under the new Constitution, it had been ratified by the conventions chosen in each State to consider it, as follows: Delaware, December 7, 1787; Pennsylvania, December 12, 1787; New Jersey, December 18, 1787; Georgia, January 2, 1788; Connecticut, January 9, 1788; Massachusetts, February 6, 1788; Maryland, April 28, 1788; South Carolina, May 23, 1788; New Hampshire, June 21, 1788; Virginia, June 25, 1788; and New York, July 26, 1788.

The President informed Congress, on the 28th of January, 1790, that North Carolina had ratified the Constitution November 21, 1789; and he informed Congress on the 1st of June, 1790, that Rhode Island had ratified the Constitution May 29, 1790. Vermont, in convention, ratified the Constitution January 10, 1791, and was, by an act of Congress approved February 18, 1791, "received and admitted into this Union as a new and entire member of the United States."

Note 2: The part of this Clause relating to the mode of apportionment of representatives among the several States has been affected by Section 2 of amendment XIV, and as to taxes on incomes without apportionment by amendment XVI.

Note 3: This Clause has been affected by Clause 1 of amendment XVII.

Note 4: This Clause has been affected by Clause 2 of amendment XVIII.

Note 5: This Clause has been affected by amendment XX.

Note 6: This Clause has been affected by amendment XXVII.

Note 7: This Clause has been affected by amendment XVI.

Note 8: This Clause has been superseded by amendment XII.

Note 9: This Clause has been affected by amendment XXV.

Note 10: This Clause has been affected by amendment XI.

Note 11: This Clause has been affected by amendment XIII.

Note 12: The first ten amendments to the Constitution of the United States (and two others, one of which failed of ratification and the other which later became the 27th amendment) were proposed to the legislatures of the several States by the First Congress on September 25, 1789. The first ten amendments were ratified by the following States, and the notifications of ratification by the Governors thereof were successively communicated by the President to Congress: New Jersey, November 20, 1789; Maryland, December 19, 1789; North Carolina, December 22, 1789; South Carolina, January 19, 1790; New Hampshire, January 25, 1790; Delaware, January 28, 1790; New York, February 24, 1790; Pennsylvania, March 10, 1790; Rhode Island, June 7, 1790; Vermont, November 3, 1791; and Virginia, December 15, 1791.

Ratification was completed on December 15, 1791.

The amendments were subsequently ratified by the legislatures of Massachusetts, March 2, 1939; Georgia, March 18, 1939; and Connecticut, April 19, 1939.

Note 13: Only the 13th, 14th, 15th, and 16th articles of amendment had numbers assigned to them at the time of ratification.

Note 14: This sentence has been superseded by section 3 of amendment XX.

Note 15: See amendment XIX and section 1 of amendment XXVI.

Note 16: Repealed by section 1 of amendment XXI.

[Psychotic]

Thanks for that Myles. Rhode Island has long been a thorn in my side, but no longer! NO LONGER!

[Baloki]

I got to the word states and thought, Pah! This does not relate to me in anyway.

Then I had a drink of sprite, now I'm typing, then I'm sleeping...

[Mikztsu]

This party seriously lacks some Fabio and non-butter.

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

So what the hell is all this exactly? What have I been forced to join? >_>
By the way, I'm watching The Grudge. Stephie's being a wuss about it.

[Takara]

Nachos and orgasmic poptarts? w00t!!!

[DMKA]

OH EM EFF GEE!!!1 I am so teh in!1 :D

[Xander]

Yay we have Myles too. =D When are we choosing the forums?? I wanna represent one. ^_^

[amratis]

Poptarts and randomness! Cheese!

[Dr.K]

Apart from strawberry and chocolate...what other flavours of poptart were there?

[amratis]

Ooh, since someone brought up the sensible topics of Forums, can I do VIII? I love VIII, I just finished for the first time the other day, though I've played it lots. I promise to be completely non-sensical and random if I do

[amratis]

Apart from strawberry and chocolate...what other flavours of poptart were there?

Hmm, good question, I'm pretty sure there was a banana one, which was horrible. rasberry wasnt there? Blueberry, I'm fairly sure about. Um...definetly no cheese ones...Cant remember any others, I really only ate the choclate ones because they were sooooooo gorgeous :love:

amra

[Rusty]

=D When are we choosing the forums?? I wanna represent one. ^_^

Me too =)

[Rye]

Yay for Myles and DKMA! :D I'll make some more banners today, when my mind can think straight. I just woke up.

[Baloki]

So what the hell is all this exactly? What have I been forced to join? >_>

Well you see...



By the way, I'm watching The Grudge. Stephie's being a wuss about it.



When are we choosing the forums??

Psy said it was secret, so probably some time next week :p

[Cz]

I think secret means 'I don't know or care'. :D

[Rye]

Secret is fun because the questions might be used against members that wouldn't know them... like last year. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/Rye89/normalwalrus.gif *sob*

[amratis]

I think secret means 'I don't know or care'. :D

Lol, probably....No it's not mutiny Psy, honest! Dont throw me overboarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*loud splash*

amra

[Cz]

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

You knew it was coming. :D

[Spritz]

Psy's lazy. Got some new members. Penguin Mobeeeel.

[Baloki]

I think secret means 'I don't know or care'. :D

I thought I implied that :cry:

[Cz]

Well I thought you didn't, so nyer! :tongue:

[Baloki]

Well I thought you didn't, so nyer! :tongue:

Nyer, nyer, nyer, nyer, nyer! :tongue:

[Cz]

I wanted to see if I could make an appealing banner in under a minute. This is what I came up with:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/Czanny/joinBAoTW.jpg

Nobody's going to use it, but it was worth a try. :D

[Baloki]

I wanted to see if I could make an appealing banner in under a minute. This is what I came up with:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/Czanny/joinBAoTW.jpg

Nobody's going to use it, but it was worth a try. :D

Someone will :p

[Rye]

Psychotic
Rye
Spritz
Ultima Shadow
Pure Strife
Czech. Republic
=Angelus=
Dr. K
Doomsday
Rusty
Trumpet Thief
Female Ryuichi
Baloki
Misfit
Faris
kikimm
Denmark
Maxico
Xander
Phil
Fuzakeru
Ansem
Jellisarus
Amratis
UltimaLimit (???)
VaShYmAn
Takara (???)
DKMA (I think)

Updated member list. :D And a cool new banner for you Strongbad Luv-Luvers. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/Rye89/lovewalrus.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/Rye89/strongbad.gif

:D

[Cz]

P.S. http://www.google.com/intl/cs/
:<3::<3::<3::<3::<3::<3::<3::<3:

EDIT: 28 Members!? Brilliant!

[Rye]

Either 28 or 25 because I'm not sure about 3 of them, but I think they joined.

[boris no no]

wow. thats alot of people... i think that you may win.
i only have 4 (i think...) poopie!

i want a walrus too :(

[Cz]

Hey, that's pretty random. Looks like BAoTW to me. :)

[Rye]

Hey, that's pretty random. Looks like BAoTW to me. :)


Yes. :D

[Rye]

Sorry for double posting, but here's the banner Baloki wanted me to make!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/Rye89/baotwpartybanner.gif

[Baloki]

THANK YOU!

Edit: And now time to go out, hold the fort guys :D

[Spritz]

*Destroys Fort*

Oops.

[Psychotic]

VaShYmAn, Takara and DMKA are new members of this party, kthx. Ultima Limit is not, as far as I know.

(PS: <333333 DMKA for using John Kerry sig!)

[Rye]

Thanks guys! :D And yay for John Kerry banner. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/Rye89/lovewalrus.gif

[Psychotic]

We need a Mukki banner, really.

[Rye]

Oh! I'll make it. :D

[Levian]

Oops. looks like I missed out on a lot of this whole election excrement. Anyway, considering my whole baotw history, I'd consider it a shame if I didn't join. So count me in. :cool: If ye want me to represent a forum, that would be cool too. :scary:

[Rye]

Yay... Hank. :cool:

[Fuzakeru]

Is John Kerry really THAT sexy?

http://usera.imagecave.com/Fuzakeru/powel_001.jpg

[amratis]

Sorry for double posting, but here's the banner Baloki wanted me to make!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/Rye89/baotwpartybanner.gif

Damn this poster is great! *hugs banner* :love: its got a choclate pop-tart in it! Ah! I must go buy some!

[Rye]

Thanks! :D Yay for chocolate pop-tarts. And xD @ Steph's banner.

[Psychotic]

Levian is here! Hurrah!

THE MAN WHO COULD HAVE WON US THE LAST ELECTION HAD HE REMEMBERED TO VOTE!

Lev. Vote. When it is time. Please? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/Rye89/lovewalrus.gif

[Rye]

You mean... Hank. :cool:

[Psychotic]

No, I mean Festive Simon, as it happens.

[Rye]

Here is Sexy Mukki. I couldn't think of any text to add. :/

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/Rye89/mukkihawt.gif

[Fuzakeru]

You have such a talent with banners/avatars/etc. and stuff, Rye. -worships-

[Rye]

Thanks, but you do too! I love your banner, it's so awesome. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/Rye89/lovewalrus.gif

[Denmark]

HEY I JUST REMEMBERED

I HAVE MY OLD COOL PSYCHEDELIC PENGUIN AVATAR

I AM MAKING IT AVAILABLE FOR COMMON USAGE

AND IF ANYONE WANTS TO THROW THE LETTERS "BAoTW" ON THERE GO RIGHT AHEAD

HERE IS THE PENGY

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/robinhoody/psychedelicpenguin2.gif">

[Psychotic]

The pengy that CLEARLY should have won best avatar!

[Denmark]

yes. :(

and hey look I finally changed my custom title and location from the JimmyCarterLove.

[Faris]

The pengy that CLEARLY should have won best avatar!
T'ya!! :)

[Rye]

Funny Hat Walrus~

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/Rye89/funnyhatwalrus.gif

To use post:

[*IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/Rye89/funnyhatwalrus.gif[*/IMG]

'Cept without the stars. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/Rye89/funnyhatwalrus.gif

[Psychotic]

We really need to make a site with it all on!

Baloki said he'd make a layout...but I think he has been in an accident involving a bulldozer or something. Yeah, being in accidents with somethings are not a laughing matter.

OK they are :laugh:

[Maxico]

I was TOTALY not driving that bulldozer... really... STOP LOOKING AT ME.

[Psychotic]

Well, he was taken out with a "something" instead, so you're alright. :cool:

[Cz]

Something wounds are the worst kind. Did it hit him in the whatdyamacallit?

[Levian]

Ok, I will not forget to vote. Unless I do. :cool:

[Psychotic]

Something wounds are the worst kind. Did it hit him in the whatdyamacallit?Nah, in the thingamajig.

[Maxico]

From a google image search on "something" (http://arcsin.org/media/reeducation.png)

It actualy makes sense.

[Cz]

Do you image search every word you see?

'Cause that's cool. :thumb:

[Psychotic]

Oh, that Luis Villa! :rolleyes2

[Maxico]

No I just wanted to know what a something was.

[Rye]

Oh you crazy kids. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/Rye89/funnyhatwalrus.gif

[Quina]

Will there be things to eat in this party?

[Psychotic]

Nachos and orgasmic poptarts! You in? :D

[Quina]

Can I eat the flashing penguin?

[Psychotic]

I wouldn't recommend it. I heard it gives bad indigestion.

[amratis]

I wouldn't recommend it. I heard it gives bad indigestion.

*burps* Yes it definetly does

EDIT - And yes there are pop-tarts here. Not the choclate ones because I've eaten them all, we need to order some more!

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Well, whenever we start choosing forums, already remember that me and Phil have taken FFVIII and FFIX.

[Psychotic]

Well, we only need two more members (1 more, if Quina joins up!) and then we'll have 30 members - enough to have someone at every forum.

[amratis]

chaos: Well, whenever we start choosing forums, already remember that me and Phil have taken FFVIII and FFIX.

Hey I said I wanted VIII! Wah!!!!!!

EDIT - Well I'll take VII then if its not allready taken. :D

[Trumpet Thief]

Hey I said I wanted VIII! Wah!!!!!!

EDIT - Well I'll take VII then if its not allready taken. :D

Rubedo: Yeah, you can take FFVII ^__^

[Maxico]

Is general gaming still up for grabs?

[Trumpet Thief]

Rubedo: Not sure- ask Psy. No one claimed it in this thread, so I assume it's not taken.

[Rye]

Hi Quina! :D

[Psychotic]

Doomsday is now up for FF Tactics. :)

[amratis]

Rubedo: Yeah, you can take FFVII ^__^

Yay! :love: Hmm actually, I dunno if maybe I want VII:AC now. Oh well, I'll stick with VII for now :p :D

amra

[Psychotic]

I don't know why this is, but everyone seems to ask me for directions, and usually to places that I don't know. Maybe it's the biscuits.

[Trumpet Thief]

Rubedo: Alright, how about on this page, you list all of the taken forums. And I have FFVIII :D

[Pure Strife]

Egads man! More pages than I can be arsed to read!

Still, at least it's showing people support the cause.

[Faris]

Mind if I take FFV? :)

[Trumpet Thief]

Mind if I take FFV? :)

chaos: Screw this Psy, I'll make a list. No one has claimed FFV, so I guess it's your's.

Faris- FFV
Trumpet Thief- FFVIII
amratis- FFVII
Phil- FFIX
Doomsday- FFVI
Rye- The Lounge
Levian- FFXI
Meat Puppet- General FF

[Faris]

YAY! :D
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/farishorray.gif">

[Psychotic]

Doomsday is FF Tactics. The Lounge is Rye, as she has been pestering me endlessly on MSN for it.

[Trumpet Thief]

Doomsday is FF Tactics. The Lounge is Rye, as she has been pestering me endlessly on MSN for it.

chaos: Rye is Lounge, Doom is Tactics... got it.

[Maxico]

Well unless somebody pops up and says "OMGWTFLEETNESSKTHXPLZ thats mine" Ill take general gaming.

[Rye]

Yayayayay!

[Levian]

Sign me up for Final Fantasy XI.

[Pure Strife]

I'll take General FF if that's not taken.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Alright- Updated list.

Faris- FFV
Trumpet Thief- FFVIII
amratis- FFVII
Phil- FFIX
Doomsday- FFVI
Rye- The Lounge
Levian- FFXI
Maxico- General Gaming
Pure Strife- General FF
Spritz- General Chat
Denmark- Feedback

[amratis]

I drank some orange juice once that had gone mouldy, I didnt realize it was so past the sell by date and It wasnt a see-through container. I DID chuck up :p

[Spritz]

Can I take General Chat? =o

[Denmark]

I WILL TAKE FEEDBACK

I LIKE TYPING IN CAPS

[Psychotic]

Eh, I'll just go wherever is left after you all pick :D

[Denmark]

COOL

I LIKE PENGUINS

[Psychotic]

ME TOO.

[Denmark]

I CHANGE TOPIC

what is opinion of Denmark custom title and location

please do not criticize my speaking I not from this country

[Spritz]

http://www2.gamesville.lycos.com/html_poke/poke_penguin.htm


Edit: I'll give them a B+/10

[Denmark]

I've seen that before. it's mean but funny. :D

[Psychotic]

Opinion of Denmark of goodness jolly!

Penguin is not liking to be of poked variety.

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: I'd like to have the KH Forum, please!

Kounetsu: GIVE IT TO HIM, NOW!!! AND BRING ME TROWA!

[Rye]

Penguins 4 lief.

[Cz]

Damn, we're picking forums already? And Denners stole Feedback. :(

I guess I'll take FFX, since I don't like the idea of running against the Unne Party in FFI-IV.

Plus, once we own FFX and its rich resource of newbies, we can build an army and march against the soc oppressors!

[Psychotic]

Of course, this is all just a ruse, if you're from another party and reading this. :shifty:

[Rye]

Plus, once we own FFX and its rich resource of newbies, we can build an army and march against the soc oppressors!

xDDD

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: OMG! I never found out who are FF Mascot is! PLEASE TELL ME!

Kounetsu: We may not have one, Ansem.

Ansem: But the almighty Election Booth ordered it!

Kounetsu: Then we'll fight him!

[Rye]

Mukki!

[Cz]

xDDDDon't laugh, it took weeks of playing Command & Conquer for me to devise that strategy. :whimper:

[Maxico]

http://www.ffcompendium.com/chara/7mukki-o.jpg

MUKKI

[Cz]

We should have taken EB's definition of 'characters' more loosely, to include the alphabet.

Just imagine the grand announcement; 'Behold our mascot, the letter K!' :evilking:

[Rye]

Radiated hawtness!

[Psychotic]

I'm not sure if the letter K appears in a numbered Final Fantasy game. It probably appears in FF Tactics Advance, though.

OK no it doesn't. But in FF Tactics Advance I named my clan BAoTW. Just a random point of interest. Haha, I should stand for the FFTA forum :D

[Maxico]

Yes command an conquer is a great source of tactics.

I recommend we send our tesla troops to the tiberium feilds and tap into their rich source of NODbies

[Female Ryuichi]

What did I miss this time?

*bites*

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: So..... I'm allowed to ask boys to join my 'Young Bubbies Club' now?

Ansem: This won't end well...

Kounetsu: Hey, Trooooooowaaaaaa... wanna join me in the 'Group Room"?

[Psychotic]

Yes command an conquer is a great source of tactics.Czech. Republic reminds me of Yuri from RA2.

Kaet: Hot naked Baloki action.

[Cz]

Ryu, you missed the beer and strippers. :(

While we're on the subject, remind me to start The Bachelor Party next February. :D

[Female Ryuichi]

Kaet: Hot naked Baloki action.

I have the best luck sometime.

So, what about them socs eh?

[Psychotic]

Czan, do you also realise you are the reason that Rainecloud pulled out of the elections? :elk:

[Cz]

He did?

Sorry Raine.

[Maxico]

OH MY GOD, send 4 orca bombers to the NOD base and boot up our firestorm defenses.

< /nam esque flashback>

[Psychotic]

Well, he said BAoTW spam was everywhere, and after telling you to never post in the Goomba thread again, he removed all references to Goombas from his sig and the like.

[Rye]

Hah.

YOU'VE SUNK MY BATTLESHIP, SIR.

[Cz]

YOU'VE SUNK MY BATTLESHIP, SIR.Are you coming on to me? o_O

[Maxico]

NEVAR, the hand of nod shall prevail.

OH MY GOD, engineers... RETREAT... ALL IS LOST.

[Rye]

Are you coming on to me? o_O

No, I'm thinking of the hot guy from the battleship commercial. J/k :D

[Maxico]

"the hot guy from the battleship commercial" came up with 0 hits on google image search so I am inclined to beleive he does not exist.

[Rye]

Try battleship hottie!

[Cz]

"the hot guy from the battleship commercial" came up with 0 hits on google image search so I am inclined to beleive he does not exist. The Liberal Party probably airbrushed him out of the archive photos.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Updated list.

Faris- FFV
Trumpet Thief- FFVIII
amratis- FFVII
Phil- FFIX
Doomsday- FFVI
Rye- The Lounge
Levian- FFXI
Maxico- General Gaming
Pure Strife- General FF
Spritz- General Chat
Denmark- Feedback
Ansem- KH Forum
Czech Republic- FFX
Jellisauras- Arts and Writing

[Rye]

The Liberal Party probably airbrushed him out of the archive photos.

How could they! :(

[Psychotic]

They want to deny his existence!

[Spritz]

How could they!

probably airbrushed him out

Har har

[Maxico]

What a cruel world we live in.

[Faris]

:cry: :whimper: :crying:

[Psychotic]

Considering that he is bearing our banner, I am including him on our list.

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: Could someone refresh my memory of what I am to do at the KH forum? It's been a year since elections were last, and I seem to have forgotten...

[Rye]

HOT BATTLESHIP GUY! DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY HEEEERO?

[Trumpet Thief]

Ansem: Could someone refresh my memory of what I am to do at the KH forum? It's been a year since elections were last, and I seem to have forgotten...

chaos: Everything'll be explained in due time. From what I've heard, you're basically asked questions related to which forum you're assigned to.

[Psychotic]

But with 30 forums, I doubt everyone will be asked...

[Rye]

I thought they were just doing the basic forums.

[Dr.K]

R-A-C-E-C-A-R

*turns word back to front*

hmm...it STILL says racecar. Fancy that!

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Yaep. I still think two weeks is too long. Hell, we only need two more members.

[Rye]

I think it should be a week at most.

[Trumpet Thief]

Rubedo: Agreed.

[Psychotic]

In other news, I STILL think Dr. K is me.

[Rye]

In other news, I STILL think Dr. K is me.

Me too. I'm getting so confused.

[Spritz]

You mean he isn't? I'VE BEEN WASTING MY LIFE!

[Psychotic]

Came as a shock to me too, when I found out.

[Craig]

Does anyone have the KH forum? If so i'd like to represent it.

[Psychotic]

Sorry, I think Ansem took it.

[Craig]

How about Arts and Writing?

[Psychotic]

That has been taken by Jellisaurus.

Oh, wait. :D

[XxSephirothxX]

Randomness, death to teachers and music icons...my god, this is great! Can we have poodle hats? I vote we take a field-trip to the Potomac, and do as our former president John Quincy Adams did--swim naked in the river! :hat:

[Craig]

Curse him!

[Rye]

I know, doesn't he always ruin everything? J/k xD

[Psychotic]

Hey, party over in the Ace Party thread! >=D

[Craig]

Full of 24 hour postie people no doubt.

[Psychotic]

I want them to give me their juice :(

[Rye]

Me too. White Grape Juice plzkthnx.

[Lord Xehanort]

Randomness, death to teachers and music icons...my god, this is great! I vote we swim naked in the river!

Kounetsu: I agree, let's do it! *gets naked and jumps in water with Azar*

Ansem: AAH! I'M NAKED! *covers self* AAH! I CAN'T SWIM! *sinks*

Kounetsu: *takes over* *can swim* *swims over to Azar and begins heavy flirting*

Ansem: I'M GYMNOPHOBIC! I NEED CLOTHES! *gives Azar 30 Yaoi Fudge Cookies (extra creamy Sora x Riku* *sinks*

Kounetsu: *grows tired of Ansem's whining and swims to surface* *calls for Trowa to join their skinnydipping escapade*

[Psychotic]

Randomness, death to teachers and music icons...my god, this is great! Can we have poodle hats? I vote we take a field-trip to the Potomac, and do as our former president John Quincy Adams did--swim naked in the river! :hat:Can I sign you up as a member?

[Rye]

John Quincy Adam had a thing with Mukki, I heard. But I wasn't supposed to tell.

[XxSephirothxX]

*spoons Ansem while treading water*

What shall we do next? I say we stuff banana sundays down our pants.

*stuffs*

[Craig]

Y'arr that's a big 10-4 Cap'n!

*Stuffs*

[Dr.K]

Banana sunday's are SO last sunday.

But stuffing them down your underwear isn't.

*stuffs*

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: Holy carp! A guy just flirted with me!

Kounetsu: Why? I was the one flirting with him, not you!

Ansem: *gets out of water and puts clothes on* I hope no one other than Azar saw me nude... *whimper*

Kounetsu: While you whine, I'm gonna stuff a banana down my pants! Oh wait... there's already one there. And today is Sunday! Waaay ahead of you, Azar!

[Psychotic]

Check it out! I stole that foo' Proto's list! HEE HEE HEE! He did all the work and we've stolen it :roll:

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[Spritz]

Work smarter, not harder.

[Psychotic]

That is exactly what my insane Australian graphics teacher used to say.

He also yelled at my class and said we were ostriches and lived in sand.

[Spritz]

Psy... I AM your father graphics teacher!

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: That damned Ass, err.. I mean Ace, Party has dared to say that we know nothing but spam and nonsense! I demand retalliation! What're we gonna do about this!?

Kounetsu: What would the Pirate Party have done?

[Levian]

:grinpink::grinpink::grinpink: :cool: :grinpink::grinpink::grinpink:
:grinpink::grinpink::grinpink: :cool: :grinpink::grinpink::grinpink:
:grinpink::grinpink::grinpink: :cool: :grinpink::grinpink::grinpink:
:grinpink::grinpink::grinpink: :cool: :grinpink::grinpink::grinpink:
:grinpink::grinpink::grinpink: :cool: :grinpink::grinpink::grinpink:

5 out of 35 are cool. Be cool, join Baotw.

[Psychotic]

Psy... I AM your graphics teacher!Convienient, as I last did graphics in Year 11. :D

As for the Ass Party, we'll probably spam them up when Proto's offline and he'll whine a lot about it.

[XxSephirothxX]

http://img231.exs.cx/img231/3227/cheesus0cd.jpg

Ooooh yeah.

[Spritz]

Convienient, as I last did graphics in Year 11.
Like I believe you... you damn sand-living ostrich!

[Fuzakeru]

Shiggity w00t w00t

Ber-Da-Bidda-Ber! :D

[amratis]

Ansem: That damned Ass, err.. I mean Ace, Party has dared to say that we know nothing but spam and nonsense! I demand retalliation! What're we gonna do about this!?

Kounetsu: What would the Pirate Party have done?

Pilliaged their party-town and made merry with there more attractive women!

[Psychotic]

Pilliaged their party-town and made merry with there more attractive women!...they don't have any attractive women.

...'cept maybe Proto.

http://www.eyesonff.com/album/MemberPhotos/Male/agentproto_02.jpg

He's just adorable :love:

[Spritz]

What're we gonna do about this!?

Quick! to the book depository! I have a cuning plan... of cunning cunningly-ness... ness.

[XxSephirothxX]

We shall bore them to death by reciting War and Peace twelve times over! Brilliant!

Or we could shoot them in the head. Like that's original.

[amratis]

...they don't have any attractive women.

...'cept maybe Proto.

http://www.eyesonff.com/album/MemberPhotos/Male/agentproto_02.jpg

He's just adorable :love:

That was a quote from BtVS :D :p apart from the 'party-town' bit. How can they have no women in their party? no wonder we're going to win.


Cunning plan a? blackadder? :eek:

amra

[Psychotic]

Random BAoTW stat linked to what amra said: Roughly a third of this party are females!

...better than the US Congress, I do believe. :D

[Cz]

I can think of many things you could do with a rope and Miss Scarlet. Which particular one are you thinking of?

[amratis]

Hey look where I am...

[Spritz]

I say we take Baldric, have him shoot Agent Proto and then make a game out of finding out who really shot Proto. The Game shall be called Crude-O!

Edit: This thread is growing really fast... ok... who splits Miricl-Grow? :mad2:

http://www.wellspent.org/media/prod/bm/img/2826741_2_53619.jpeg

[amratis]

Random BAoTW stat linked to what amra said: Roughly a third of this party are females!

...better than the US Congress, I do believe. :D

Hell yeah! We've gotta win now. Hey maybe this party would be even better if it was run by a female...no I was only joking, no dont throw me overboard agaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-*splash*

[Psychotic]

Hey! I'M a female!

...at least, on the inside.

[amratis]

Well first, I'm gonna *whisper whisper*, then I'm gonna *whisper whisper* with chocolate syrup everywhere!

Really? well actually I thought if we could *whisper whisper* the penguins would *whisper whisper* banana's? *whisper whisper* and then we could have some tea.

amra

[Spritz]

Psy isn't female? I'VE WASTED MY LIFE!

Dé Ja Vu, eh?


...at least, on the inside.
That gives me many biological questions that would best be left un-answered.

[amratis]

Hey! I'M a female!

...at least, on the inside.

Are you? we should make a list of whose female and whose not so I dont get confused, it happens alot see :D

amra

[XxSephirothxX]

We're all a little bit female, and we're all a little bit walrus. That's just the way it is.

[Craig]

To the BAoTW mobile!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/foogle/BAoTW.gif

[Baloki]

Actually I was trapped in a game of Risk and had to fight off numirous horses that kept riding over th water at me, it was odd, then when I finished I went back to 1985 and had to throw it in a river while it played the bongos, most scary!

[Cz]

To the BAoTW mobile!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/foogle/BAoTW.gifMS PAINT 4 EVAR!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/Czanny/baseballaccidentoftheweek.jpg

Psy, that one's for you. :love:

[Fuzakeru]

Hey! I'M a female!

...at least, on the inside.

That's why your toes are so sexy, no da? -snicker-

[Levian]

we should make a list of whose female and whose not so I dont get confused, it happens alot see :D


I'm as male as it gets. Hardwood Hank. :cool:

[amratis]

Actually I was trapped in a game of Risk and had to fight off numirous horses that kept riding over th water at me, it was odd, then when I finished I went back to 1985 and had to throw it in a river while it played the bongos, most scary!

Bongo's hey? interesting, and why did it have them?

And yes I guess it's true we are all part walrus now.

amra

[Psychotic]

I'm as male as it gets. Hardwood Hank. :cool:Whatever you say, Monica

Cz: :love:
Steph: YES VERY MUCH SO!

[Cz]

I'm as male as it gets. Hardwood Hank. :cool:Hardwood Hank should count as two males, for he is so rugged and manly.

[Cz]

Inside a fifteen foot high steel cage! :cool:

[Spritz]

As opposed to Psy being dirty.

[Fuzakeru]

Is there Yogurt involved? Yes, Rye is a dirty girl, isn't she? >_> Although Psy is a dirty girl too . . . hmm.

EDIT - My god, in the time it took me to type that out like five more people posted. O_o;;;; That's insane.

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: I'm a male because I have a penis. Males say I'm a female because I like penis.

Kounetsu: They can't make fun of you if their jaw is broken!

[Fuzakeru]

Ansem, that made me giggle like a school girl. Yes, it did.

[Dr.K]

Mullerice is the only yoghurt where you cant tell the flavour just by ripping the lid off. You have to DELVE IN.
I find that extremely worrying.

[Cz]

That's how they poisoned the Emperor Nero, y'know. *nods*

[Craig]

I think, by the end of my Lent, i'll be a little less Male than I was when I started.

[Dr.K]

That's how they poisoned the Emperor Nero, y'know. *nods*
I guess raisin & nutmeg just didn't float his ferry

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Hey guys! *updated list*

Faris- FFV
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[Lord Xehanort]

I think, by the end of my Lent, i'll be a little less Male than I was when I started.

Kounetsu: If you're so bent on jerkin' your gherkin again, just change your lent next Sunday!

Ansem: KOUNETSU! That's terrible! I think he's being very mature by giving up masturbation!

[Psychotic]

Use the list I stole from Proto :D

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[amratis]

People, spamming this thread will get us nowhere. What we need is some hardcore nudity......or possibly No Disqualification Wrestling.

First Match

Rye vs. Psy

My money's on Rye, she fights dirty.

Hey I'll wrestle! with yogurt and any other assorted condiments you choose!

[XxSephirothxX]

How about radioactive tomato paste? It's guaranteed to give you that warm, fuzzy feeling!

Then your intestines start to melt. :)

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Alright. *Uses list stolen from Proto :love: *

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[Rye]

I don't fight dirty! xD

[amratis]

How about radioactive tomato paste? It's guaranteed to give you that warm, fuzzy feeling!

Then your intestines start to melt. :)

Hey I'm game for anything, :D even sardine and tomatoe radioactive paste

[Psychotic]

Hilariously, in just 2 days we have more members and more posts in our thread than we managed throughout the entire elections last time xD

[amratis]

Hilariously, in just 2 days we have more members and more posts in our thread than we managed throughout the entire elections last time xD

wOOt! all thanks to complete randomness....and pop-tarts

[Rye]

I wonder how many people and posts there will be next year! :o

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Well, we already have 29- and that's the amount of forums.