BAoTW Party 2005 - We rock, and they know it!

[Xander]

Sorry if mine wasn't funny enough, but I still liked it. ^____^

[amratis]

Ditto.

[Fuzakeru]

Do you think this thread will reach 2,000 before the elections are over? =O

[Psychotic]

Yes, yes I do. It will happen. IT WILL HAPPEN!Erik.

[Psychotic]

PAULI agree.

[Fuzakeru]

2+2 = 4!!!!

wait . . . I'm missing something.

[amratis]

I told you all, my answer sucks, but god damn it, I wasnt going to REview a movie that isnt out yet!! It wouldnt have been a review!! Now it looks like I was trying to avoid the question when actually I know everything there is to know about that movie :mad:

[Rainecloud]

It will happen if we all hold hands and believe.

[Fuzakeru]

When I put my toast in the toasterrrr! Who pop up?! JESUS!!

[Faris]

When I put my toast in the toasterrrr! Who pop up?! JESUS!!
:eek:
Are you going to butter that?

[Craig]

Buttered Jesus huh?

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: She butters Jesus, you butter Sephiroth. To each their own.

Ansem: We butter Sephiorth too.

[Faris]

What are we going to put inbetween them? :eek:

[Psychotic]

Lightbulbs.

[Faris]

Ohhhh crunchy :D
I think that BAoTW should have a cooking show :tongue:

[Dr.K]

Ainsley "The Atheist" Harriot. And a bored one at that. When the ratings are down, he knows what to do...

[Psychotic]

Ritual suicide, I should hope.

[Lord Xehanort]

Does BAoTW support shiny things?

[Fuzakeru]

When I put my clothes in the dryer!!!!! WHO DO I SEEE?!?!?!??!?

JESUS!

[Lord Xehanort]

I'm afraid I have some bad news. I just learned that BAoTW is against schools teaching Shakespeare. I adore Shakespeare. This will have to be my last year with this party, as our political views differ. I will stay with you until the end of these elections.

iViva la Shakespeare!

[Psychotic]

*shrugs* It's probably everyone's last year in the party as I have no intentions of making a BAoTW party next year, so unless someone else wants to make it, boom. I may make a different party though, it just depends on if I'm A) Still at EoFF (They could have banned me by then or I could just be bored) and B) If there's any good parties. (But I might consider it in like, 2007 if we don't win this one :p)

As for the Shakespeare thing, we're not anti-Shakespeare, we're anti-Shakespeare in schools. People shouldn't be forced to learn about such things, they should find out about it for themselves when they can properly enjoy it. Also, as I always say when Shakespeare is mentioned, I'm from Shakespeare's county! Woo!

[amratis]

I have disgraced the party, help me commit ritual suicide! *looks around for help then stabs self anyway*

[Psychotic]

What have you done now? xD

[amratis]

I'm still lamenting my awful crap answer, and it could have been so good!! :cry: damn it, I'm really annoyed with myself, I know its not even serious or anything, but....ah well ;)

[Xander]

*hugs amratis*

You can never guess what people are gonna vote for anyway. Last year I gave a totally serious answer and won for the forum I was doing. Everyone seems to be expecting more humourous answers this time round, I think. But hey as long as you tried and answered in a way you felt was good, then it's all cool. =)

I'm kinda looking forward to this being over now actually xD It feels like it's going on soooo long.

[Tasura]

You know whats really amusing, Psy got post #666 in this thread.

[Rainecloud]

I don't think any of the answers so far have been "crap".

All the replies come under the categories of either "serious" or "stupid", with "stupid" usually winning out.

[Rye]

You know whats really amusing, Psy got post #666 in this thread.

:o!

[Psychotic]

You know whats really amusing, Psy got post #666 in this thread....just what are you trying to infer? That I hail to Satan, the Prince of Darkness and the almighty ruler of Hell? Pssh, ridiculous! :shifty: :radred:

[Fuzakeru]

http://usera.imagecave.com/Fuzakeru/Dating.bmp.jpg

I have never created anything I was so proud of before. :whimper:
I'm so impressed with BAoTW's answers!!! I really think we have a good shot at winning if other people don't vote for us soley because they hate us.
Who got post #69? Ohhhh-hoh?????

[Rye]

Put it in = hillarious. :D G'job Steph!

[Psychotic]

Who got post #69? Ohhhh-hoh?????*sigh* I did. :p

[Fuzakeru]

http://www.petitiononline.com/AntiAvri/petition.html

Whee!

Oh, and no I did not make that.

Thanks!!

Psy had post #69 too!!! =O It's all coming together now. :shifty:

:spin:

Edit - Dammit! You're to fast. =/

[Psychotic]

Edit - Dammit! You're to fast. =/Not what you said last night. :(

[Rainecloud]

http://www.petitiononline.com/AntiAvri/petition.html

*signs immediately*

[Rye]

69 Satan? *confused*

[Psychotic]

69 Satan? *confused*No thank you!

[Fuzakeru]

Not what you said last night. :(

:rolleyes2 What? While we were polishing shoes together in a secluded mine shelter outside Nevada while on the run from rabid nursery ryhme characters with torches of flaming death and sharp, poity objects? You're right. You were good then. =D

Edit - 69 Satan. xD!!!!! Yes, that's the obvious connection.

[amratis]

this thread becomes more pornographic every time I check back :D

[Psychotic]

It also becomes more pornographic every time you post in it, which I consider no coincidence...

[Psychotic]

You're Canadian. I'm a Brit. Use the correct spelling of "colour". There's a good ickle boy, we'll make you into a man yet! :p

[amratis]

It also becomes more pornographic every time you post in it, which I consider no coincidence...

Hey I find that implication...pornographic. So you're just as bad Psy, in fact, you are the worse one here for posting things of a pornographic nature. J'ai accuse Psy! J'ai accuse! :p

[Fate Fatale]

Ya'll are goin down! Ace Party RULES!

[Psychotic]

Ya'll are goin down! Ace Party RULES!...really? ...I'll take your word for it. OK guys, because "NewBlackMage" says we're...."goin down" I think we should disband. Frankly, I'm terrified. Please don't say such wicked things again, "NewBlackMage", HAVE MERCY OH CRUEL AND TERRIBLE "NewBlackMage", MERCY! I BEG OF YOU!

[Craig]

Ya'll are goin down! Ace Party RULES!

Well I don't know about you guys. But I read this post and had to change my underwear.

[Psychotic]

Hold me, Jelli. I'm afraid of the nasty "NewBlackMage". :(

[Fate Fatale]

I'm sooo terrifying, I know... cower in fear!

[Psychotic]

Yeah, OK. Now rub my feet.

[Psychotic]

It's the affect that the Freak Show that call themselves the Ace Party have on most people, really.

(Oh and I wasn't being serious there in case anyone gets offended kthx. :))

[amratis]

Yeah, OK. Now rub my feet.

If he wanted his hands to melt off I'm sure he would do this

[Lord Xehanort]

I'm sooo terrifying, I know... cower in fear!

Kounetsu: Would you like me to dispose of him? *grabs double-bladed keyblade*

Ansem: I can't believe that EB changed the meaning of the KH question after reading my ultimate answer! I deserve to win that, DAMMIT!

[amratis]

Hey Ansem, you're fanatical about KH, do you have any good tips on beating Urcela (I cant spell her name, obviously :D ) for the 2nd time in Atlantica? She keeps killing me...Grrr, fat, giant, octopus woman

[Cz]

My coccyx hurts. Any advice?

[Rainecloud]

My coccyx hurts. Any advice?

Tense your buttock muscles and perform a forward thrusting motion.

Works for me.

[Cz]

Tense your buttock muscles and perform a forward thrusting motion.

Works for me.Now my sides are splitting as well. :D

[Psychotic]

My God that sounds horribly dirty.And yet strangely arousing?

[Misfit]

Hahaha... he said "buttock muscles".

Hahaha.

[Psychotic]

So did you.

[Rainecloud]

Hahaha... he said "buttock muscles".

Hahaha.

Would you rather me say "Gluteus Maximus" instead?

[Misfit]

"Ass cheeks."

[Rye]

xD

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: What the hell happened here!? I go to the FPP thread for a while, and come back to see pelvic thrusts and buttock clenches?

Kounetsu: Do not question this gift, young one...

[Denmark]

Daughter: perhaps you mean "Denmark's Ass"? ^_______________^

[Lord Xehanort]

Kounetsu: I have an announcement to make! I, Kounetsu Epsilon, have razed the entire Ace Fortress to the ground and rescued the walruses they were imprisoning therein!

Ansem: COOKIES FOR EVERYBODY! *makes them and gives*

[Tasura]

Ha you only think you saved the walruses all you did is put them out into polar bear invested waters, btw polar bears eat walruses.

[Psychotic]

Ha you only think you saved the walruses all you did is put them out into polar bear invested waters, btw polar bears eat walruses.A walrus could take a polar bear any day.

Oh, Ansem, good work. *eats Yaoi fudge cookie...did I get that right? xD* :cookie:

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: Correction... polar bears live in the Arctic within the boundaries of Santa's Lair. We are nowhere near the Arctic and thus are safe from those minions of Kris Kringle. Score one for knowledge, cuz KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!

Kounetsu: *offers bardock as a sacrifice to the Walrus God*

[Tasura]

polar bears can be in zoos so what makes you think we didnt have any patrolling the fortress?

[Psychotic]

polar bears can be in zoos so what makes you think we didnt have any patrolling the fortress?Because you smell.

[Tasura]

Because you smell.

your mean :cry: , i just wont give you the antidote.

[Psychotic]

your mean :cry: , i just wont give you the antidote.Cool. Now rub my ankles. :cool:

[Tasura]

Cool. Now rub my ankles. :cool:

only with sandpaper and tacks. :D

[Lord Xehanort]

polar bears can be in zoos so what makes you think we didnt have any patrolling the fortress?

Kounetsu: Do you think I'm foolish enough to destroy an entire fortress without killing any and all guards or witnesses? Please, I learned that trick when I was only 522 years old! You mortals disgust me... face it, your walls and armies have fallen and the walruses are back in their rightful place. I am the Hero of BAoTW! BOW TO ME!

Ansem: I shall begin constructing traps all around our borders to keep those dirty Aces out! Shall I call in reserves from FPP?

Kounetsu: Do what you must. War is coming... we'll be ready.

Ansem: Yes, Lord Kounetsu.

[Psychotic]

only with sandpaper and tacks. :DI wouldn't have it any other way. :)

[Tasura]

I wouldn't have it any other way. :)

you sick, sick man! no sanpaper for you!.

[Psychotic]

you sick, sick man! no sanpaper for you!.Sweet. But bardock, my lung hurts. Can you kiss it better? There's a good boy...girl...moomba....what ARE you anyway?

[Tasura]

Sweet. But bardock, my lung hurts. Can you kiss it better? There's a good boy...girl...moomba....what ARE you anyway?

I am........what i am an entity from another time and dimension. Ill kiss your lung better after i cut it out of you.

also i think i would have made a better BAoTW then an Ace, but maybe next year, or maybe not.

[Lord Xehanort]

You would've made an excellent BAoTW. Your Moomba is blue, thus it is our Moomba. We'll name it Michael and love him forever! *adores animals*

[Destai]

Umm Bardock we can still hear you... (read or whatever)
Anyway it isnt controversial enough in our own thread so...

[Tasura]

ya i know destai, its just that lots of things that BAoTW syas and does makes me laugh hysericaly, and if i had read this party forum first i would have been BAoTW instead of Ace, but the past is the past and the future is mine.

[Destai]

Im kidding :D I dont mind which you want to join. *coughtraitorcough*

[Tasura]

Im kidding :D I dont mind which you want to join. *coughtraitorcough*


hehe, im still Ace......for now :D , at lest for the rest of this election.

[Destai]

Controversy.... *taps watch impatiently*

[Lord Xehanort]

hehe, im still Ace......for now :D , at lest for the rest of this election.

Ansem; Y'know, you're allowed to switch parties if your political views change... you're welcome to join us here at HQ. I'll even bake you some cookies. *bakes them and waves them under your nose*

Kounetsu: Come to the dark side......... we have cookies.

[Destai]

Its your choice Bardock. Keep your honer and be that ACE. Or go to the dork side...(get it?)

[Tasura]

I have an idea, ill cut myself in half! then regenerate my parts and become two people so i can be in both!*cuts self in half**halves lie twitching on ground*

ill be Ace until after the elections, ive alredy pleged myself into Ace, i stick by my choices, even if it kills me.

[Psychotic]

Its your choice Bardock. Keep your honer and be that ACE. Or go to the dork side...(get it?)He's already on the dork side. I mean come on, you're all idolising Proto, who won the "Biggest Dork" Award at EoFF. He really did. Totally. :ciddie:

[boris no no]

Its your choice Bardock. Keep your honer and be that ACE. Or go to the dork side...(get it?)
how bout the pink side?? :love:
you guys always make me smile! :D
*hugs*

[amratis]

He's already on the dork side. I mean come on, you're all idolising Proto, who won the "Biggest Dork" Award at EoFF. He really did. Totally. :ciddie:

Only after wrestling it off you :D

[Psychotic]

Only after wrestling it off you :DI don't mind you teasing me generally, but I find it odd that you defended other parties at the expense of the leader of the BAoTW Party! Whose side are you on, amratis? Are you a secret Ace-lover?! :o

And no, he did not wrestle it from me. He has held it for 50 years. Yeah, he won it before he was born, THAT is how dorky Proto is. But me? I'm no dork. I've held Awesomest Person for 60 years. Oh, these aren't OFFICIAL Ciddies by the way, they're Psy-Ciddies, and so therefore they are better because BoB smells. :roll:

[amratis]

Of course Psy, ;)

I'm no ace lover! :eek: by saying that I was not defending the Ace party, if it came across that way then by all means, skin me alive!

No I was just using that opening to make a dig at you Psy, the two were completely unrelated :D ;)

[Psychotic]

Oh cool. Well you can make a dig at me now as there's no Ace Party goons in sight! :D

[Agent Proto]

I never won any dork award.

[Psychotic]

Here are the results of the 51st Annual Proto is a Dork Awards!
First Award:
Biggest Dork.

And the nominations are:
Agent Proto

And the winner is....

AGENT PROTO! Congratulations, pr00t! :ciddie:


:love:

[Rainecloud]

Here are the results of the 51st Annual Proto is a Dork Awards!
First Award:
Biggest Dork.

And the nominations are:
Agent Proto

And the winner is....

AGENT PROTO! Congratulations, pr00t! :ciddie:


:love:

Who won the other 50?

[amratis]

Well that was obviously a close-run thing there, Proto almost didnt win it due to the stiff competition :D

nah I've had enough of making digs at you Psy.....for now. Mwhahahahhahahahhahaha :hahaha:

[Rainecloud]

He has held it for 50 years

Sorry. I try not to read most of the posts in this thread.

:/

[Nod]

Sorry. I try not to read most of the posts in this thread.

:/

I cant for the life of me imagine why!! :D

[Cz]

Probably because of all the asbestos. :cool:

[Nod]

anyone know how long til we get to vote on the elections etc.?

also...Spam is posting completely unrelated posts about random crap in threads is it not?
:D :) :roll:

[Psychotic]

anyone know how long til we get to vote on the elections etc.?

also...Spam is posting completely unrelated posts about random crap in threads is it not?
:D :) :roll:Probably another week.

And so the moderators would have you believe, yes.

[Psychotic]

Why not take down Aaron too? He's had it coming ever since he demanded that "Magus" be censored to "Seven".

[Psychotic]

Czan so doesn't think that. He prefers Eight.

[Cz]

Q: Why was six scared of seven?

A: Because seven eight nine! Hohoho, that's utterly hilarious! :eep:

[boris no no]

anyone know how long til we get to vote on the elections etc.?

also...Spam is posting completely unrelated posts about random crap in threads is it not?
:D :) :roll:
spam is a wholesome sorce of meaty leftovers goodness! what i say is spam up!! :D :D :D

*vote fluffy pink*

[Rye]

Q: Why was six scared of seven?

A: Because seven eight nine! Hohoho, that's utterly hilarious! :eep:

Roh-hoh-hoh! I have one!

Why couldn't the 12 year old go see the Pirate Party?

Because it was rated Arrrrrr! Get it? :D

[Tasura]

Roh-hoh-hoh! I have one!

Why couldn't the 12 year old go see the Pirate Party?

Because it was rated Arrrrrr! Get it? :D

lol, thats a good one :D

[Rye]

Thanks, I learned it from Spongebob. :D

[amratis]

I'm going to change my avatar every day now, I dont know why I've decided to do this, but I just have :D

[Rainecloud]

I'm going to change my avatar every day now, I dont know why I've decided to do this, but I just have :D

I've already patented doing that, so you can't.

[amratis]

Can too, try and stop me (please dont cut my legs off or anything)

[Nod]

:D :D Yeah, cos if you lost your legs then you'd be legless- a state that i dont encourage, being tea-total myself :D :roll:

DAMN....i cant find any smilies for sarcasm!!! where did i put that absinthe........
:ty:

[amratis]

There arent enough smilies round this place, if I go BAoTW next year I'm definetly saying that we need to campaign for more smilies :D

[amratis]

In celebration of me just finishing KH I have changed my avatar again :D :p
What are you going to do Rainecloud????

[Destai]

congrats. Its a "cute" ending. When the end came up on the screen and dearly beloved started playing through a music box I got all teary eyed. Dont Tell ANYONE.

[Peegee]

If you can read this post 30 times

[Destai]

done.

[Rainecloud]

In celebration of me just finishing KH I have changed my avatar again :D :p
What are you going to do Rainecloud????

Chop off your freakin' hands.

[amratis]

congrats. Its a "cute" ending. When the end came up on the screen and dearly beloved started playing through a music box I got all teary eyed. Dont Tell ANYONE.

Its not cute its a 'hair pull out' ending, its so cliff-hangery! Yah! KH2 cant come out too soon. And wtf another side another story? Who the hell is that blond person? Sorry I know, take it to the KH thread :D


Chop off your freakin' hands.

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

[Destai]

Who the hell is that blond person? Not known (but he is NOT Tidus!). If you're talking about the Blonde haired Kid whos been sighted in KH2 and at the end of COM he been called Sora protaganist. The guy in your avatar is probably Riku though. There were two black caped men in ASAS. Look at the screenshots for Deep dive if you want to know more about it. http://www.kingdomhearts2.net/gallery/

[amratis]

Ooh Ta for that, I shall now go on a hunt to catch up with all news pertaining to KH2. :D

[Rainecloud]

Ooh Ta for that, I shall now go on a hunt to catch up with all news pertaining to KH2. :D

Another post proving that this fine thread does promote research and hard work.

[amratis]

Indeed, very hard work for me. I only started playing KH 3 days ago and finished today, couldnt put it down. Right *goes over to kingdomhearts2.net

[Rainecloud]

50$ goes to the person who uses this sig:
http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=11986

Rye's right. She is rather ugly.

Poor child. =/

[Xander]

Are we talking about Kingdom Hearts?? *runs in*

[Rainecloud]

Give a warm welcome to the Emma Watson forums' newest member, Rye.

EDIT: http://forums.emma-community.co.uk/index.php?showuser=13279

EDIT2: http://forums.emma-community.co.uk/index.php?showuser=13280

*joins*

The board is now dominated by EoFF members. Way to go. xD

[Misfit]

Whoa, wtf is THAT!

...

*joins*

[Rainecloud]

Just for the record, best thread ever:

http://forums.emma-community.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=7041

[Misfit]

Haha, you freakin' weirdos. ^__^

How'd this get brought up anyway? I'm used to just seeing the trio of insanity™ hijacking forums, and here we have alot of EoFFers there >_>_>_> xD

[Misfit]

I am so confused. :(

[Misfit]

Isn't she like 10?

[boris no no]

you're all insane...you really are. :rolleyes2

[Misfit]

lolol Post that in the birthday thread.

[Rainecloud]

http://forums.emma-community.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=7010&view=findpost&p=122383
http://forums.emma-community.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=7010&view=findpost&p=122390

Yes, they seem to have taken a liking to me. How strange. =/

[Ultima Shadow]

Oh, crap... 67 pages? Geez... I'm way too lazy to read trough all this... what's up, everyone? :cool:

Edit:
http://forums.emma-community.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=7010&view=findpost&p=122383
http://forums.emma-community.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=7010&view=findpost&p=122390

Yes, they seem to have taken a liking to me. How strange. =/
XD!!! What's this about? :D Did I miss another mass-spaming? :(

[Misfit]

I am so amused.

And I blame Doomsday.

[Rainecloud]

Could you say no to this face?

Emma Watson Online is better than EoFF.

[Psychotic]

Misfit thinks the EoFFers there are the real ones? hahaha.

[boris no no]

you scare me a little more each day psy......

[Psychotic]

You should see what I have in store for you tomorrow. :scary:

[boris no no]

You should see what I have in store for you tomorrow. :scary:
just me??
oh psy! is that a date?

[Psychotic]

just me??
oh psy! is that a date?Sure. But girls are supposed to give guys £10,000 before the start of every date. It's tradition.

I accept cash, cheque and most major credit cards. :D

[Yamaneko]

All's well that ends well. Or something.

[Del Murder]

*post 2000*

And the Elitist gets the last laugh.