Don't be stupid, be a smartie, come and join the Nazi Party!

[Citizen Bleys]

Since the other parties suck, I've decided to throw my hat into the ring, and be the representative of Ultimate Evil here at EoFF. Why? Because the bad guys always win.

If you're cranky, fed-up, or just plain mean, the Nazi Party is the Party for you. We oppose all manners of foolishness and stupidity, from typing with caps lock on to pointless, non-funny spam. Also, under Nazi rule, Country music will be made illegal.

With your help, we can create a bright and vibrant Fourth Reich which shall last 1,000 posts!

Current members:
me (Der Führer)
DocFrance (Head of the SS)
Genius Lynx (Minister of Propaganda)

Organization:
At the head of the party is the Supreme High Intelligence Team which makes policy for the party. Other organizations include the EoFF Grammar Gestapo and the Schutzstaffel (S.S.) which deals with problems external to the party. Other positions may open on a need/skill basis.

Imagery
Granted, my image-making skills suck. The current default banner may be improved upon by any Party member who can do better.

The Nazi Party of EoFF will not use the Swastika image. This is an image associated with defeat and a dead past. The symbol I have chosen is the Knight's Cross, a medal awarded for valor in the field of battle, and therefore associated with victory.

Our mascot will be Kefka. Who better to represent Nazism than the greatest villain of the entire Final Fantasy series? (No, really. Sephiroth is a worn-out puss. Kefka's a flaming maniac.)

[Colonel Kirby]

Kefka wins.

[Blackmageboi]

:erm:... Dieser Gruppe Name ist nicht gut, ern es recht und ich kann zu
verbinden erwon!...
(This group name is not nice, change it and i may consider joining!)
...my german is pretty rusty but thats the gist of it... :shame:

[Citizen Bleys]

The whole idea of a Nazi Party is not to be "nice," it's to be mean and evil and kill people.

[Psychotic]

A more appropriate banner and slogan:

http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/baotw/BLEYSIEPOO.jpg

Have a nice day, Citzy :)

[Citizen Bleys]

Hah, the BAotW is calling me boring? Why don't you try coming up with something original instead of the same tired old crap year after year after year? Then maybe you'll have some room talk trash about your betters. Not much, though.

[Psychotic]

Yeah, because this is really not the Conservative Party (Which sucked majorly) under a different name, isn't it? :)

[Citizen Bleys]

No, as a matter of fact, it has precisely bugger in common with the Conservative Party.

[Rainecloud]

Excuse me, but the Staff here at EoFF found my "Hitler Kitty" image offensive last year.

Your party is oh so definitely going out of the window. :D

[Destai]

*snigger*

[Little Miss Awesome]

I'm sorry but I think Psychotic 's sig is much better, and funnier!
Making a club like that is wrong, I think! Really wrong!
By the way, I love Rainecloud's signature!

[Citizen Bleys]

Excuse me, but the Staff here at EoFF found my "Hitler Kitty" image offensive last year.

Your party is oh so definitely going out of the window. :D

Wouldn't surprise me, but that gives me an excuse not to participate after I said I would. Like I said earlier, the other parties are incredibly disappointing, and there's not a one that I'd willingly join.

[DocFrance]

Bleys, this party has my name written all over it. Sign me up.

And everyone else who thinks this party is "mean" or "hateful" is just a wuss.

[Citizen Bleys]

But Dooooc, it's supposed to be mean and hateful.

EDIT: And there are a lot of wusses at EoFF. We'll kill them first.

[Daryl]

So far this is looking like the only viable option. I miss Goatsecs.

*goes to check other party threads just in case*

[Lindy]

Supply me with a Death List Five (or preferably five hundred), and I'll consider it.

[boris no no]

sorry to say this but i really really find this offencive.

my grandmother was raised a nazi, she didn't ask to be but just grew up during hitlers rule. i find people who joke and laugh about the nazis sad and pathetic and it is obvious that you have no life.
i'm sure you didn't intend this to be offencive but its just childish.
i understand the hatred that some have for the nazis but you really should remember that many people who were brought up that way really didn't know any different.

sorry but this have really really pissed me off.
find a more appropiate name.
your just as bad as racists.

again i do not wish to insult or upset anyone.

[ljkkjlcm9]

All I have to say is, if you're trying to be clever or funny with this group, you failed miserably. Nazis were horrible people who believed in killing a certain group of people. I wouldn't expand on this too much, in fact I'd end it now. Too many people died for this to just be joked around about. And maybe because I'm in the military and countless people died fighting them I am extra offended, but seriously, it's not cool.

THE JACKEL

[Destai]

I dont like most of the parties. They've all got some problem with each other. It sucks.

[Citizen Bleys]

I have the advantage of not giving a crusty about people who still have their panties in a twist over something that happened before their grandparents were born, though. If Mel Brooks can laugh about it, the rest of you can get off your high horses.

[DocFrance]

i'm sure you didn't intend this to be offencive but its just childish.
You don't know Bleys very well, do you?


And maybe because I'm in the military and countless people died fighting them I am extra offended, but seriously, it's not cool.
Hey, I'm in the military too. But I don't find this offensive at all.


If Mel Brooks can laugh about it, the rest of you can get off your high horses.
A-friggin'-men.

Bleys, I'm beginning to see why this is such a great party.

[Little Miss Awesome]

I think this place would be better of with just the "wusses"

[Misfit]

Bleys, make me some muffins. kthxbai ^^

[Destai]

Dont get me wrong, I used to think lines like, "I hate everything" ,"Lets blow stuff up!" and of course "Im a drug lord" was cool too. But then I turned 9. Nice job!

[Psychotic]

Bleys, make me some muffins. kthxbai ^^I second this motion! Bweysiekins, bake us some muffins pwetty pwease?

[boris no no]

I have the advantage of not giving a crusty about people who still have their panties in a twist over something that happened before their grandparents were born, though. If Mel Brooks can laugh about it, the rest of you can get off your high horses.
no, my grandparents LIVED through it.
i still get the abuse of sad little idiots who think its funny that i'm german decent. i think that its a good cause to get my 'panties' in a twist about it because many of my family died in the war, people i could of met.
you have no morals and are a sad little bastard.
sorry for swearing but you really have gotten on my tits.

plus i am not mel brooks. i have a different opinion to him. i think this is a sad name for a stupid party

again sorry for getting abusive, this is not aimed at a group, just this thread.
i'm just very very pissed off over it.

[Little Miss Awesome]

You go Boris no no! :D

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Goombas are more hated than Nazis, I think. You're going down, friend.

[Citizen Bleys]

I think this place would be better of with just the "wusses"

And I think this place would be better off without all the wusses who think that anything they personally don't like should be disallowed.

Well, what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander. I don't like Country music, so it should be illegal.

Actually, sod that. Country music should be illegal full stop. Adding that to the Party platform.



plus i am not mel brooks. i have a different opinion to him.

Oh, I see, so therefore he shouldn't be allowed to release all those bestselling comedy movies that are loved by millions. Who's a "sad little bastard" now?

[Destai]

grow up asshole

[boris no no]

And I think this place would be better off without all the wusses who think that anything they personally don't like should be disallowed.

Well, what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander. I don't like Country music, so it should be illegal.

Actually, sod that. Country music should be illegal full stop. Adding that to the Party platform.

sorry but world war II is a little different to country music. plus we 'wusses' represent the majority of the world on this topic.
i think that we'll all be better off if you stop this silly party before more people get offended


Oh, I see, so therefore he shouldn't be allowed to release all those bestselling comedy movies that are loved by millions. Who's a "sad little bastard" now?

what??
i never said he shouldn't write comedy. i just don't have the same opinions as him. like i don't agree with bush but that dosn't stop him being him.
you really are silly

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

My goodness.
http://norbert-x.com/rock/userfiles/Kishi/goomba.gif

[Psychotic]

If it was anyone but Bleysie-poo, they'd probably have closed this ages ago.

[Little Miss Awesome]

And I think this place would be better off without all the wusses who think that anything they personally don't like should be disallowed.

Well, what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander. I don't like Country music, so it should be illegal.

Actually, sod that. Country music should be illegal full stop. Adding that to the Party platform.



Oh, I see, so therefore he shouldn't be allowed to release all those bestselling comedy movies that are loved by millions. Who's a "sad little bastard" now?

So, it;s just me who doesn't like Nazi's is it? Because I could have swore other people would find this offensive too! And you know why? Because It's offensive and stupid and pathetic.
And what, exactly, does country music have to do with the name of your "club"?
As for calling us wusses, we're not called wusses were called people who have morals!
And, Boris no no was making a point, she thinks this "club" is wrong, and it is! So, you have no right to call her names when you're in the wrong.

EDIT: Sorry, I was annoyed

[boris no no]

UNITE!!!!!!! :D

[Rye]

If it was anyone but Bleysie-poo, they'd probably have closed this ages ago.

True that.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: *supports Bleys*

Rubedo: *eats boris no no*

[Citizen Bleys]

i never said he shouldn't write comedy. i just don't have the same opinions as him. like i don't agree with bush but that dosn't stop him being him.
you really are silly

So it's OK for him to make fun of the Nazis but not for me. Now I understand, that makes precisely as much sense as anything else you've said in this thread.


If it was anyone but Bleysie-poo, they'd probably have closed this ages ago.

Oh, it's probably soon to go, but I'm glad I did this anyways. Good to see some peoples' true colors.

[Trumpet Thief]

So, it;s just me who doesn't like Nazi's is it? Because I could have swore other people would find this offensive too! And you know why? Because It's offensive and stupid and pathetic.
And what, exactly, does country music have to do with the name of your "club"?
As for calling us wusses, we're not called wusses were called people who have morals!
And, Boris no no was making a point, she thinks this "club" is wrong, and it is! So, you have no right to call her names when you're in the wrong, asshole

chaos: Actually, the words you've sent in his direction are a lot more vulgar than "wusses" :D

[Destai]

To bleys,She didnt agree with him making fun of them either. Its impressive how often you can miss the point.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Mine are brown. http://norbert-x.com/rock/userfiles/Kishi/goomba.gif

[boris no no]

chaos: *supports Bleys*

Rubedo: *eats boris no no*
sorry but i really really need to stand for my cause here. the nazis were evil but they shouldn't be used as a sign of it. why not use something else? it's the same as you using a name lie "the white party, no blacks allowed"
NOTE i DO NOT think this. it's just an example to show the stupidity of this name.
this thread is offensive to many and has upset me alot

please please can a cids knight close it??!!


She didnt agree with him making fun of them either. Its impressive how often you can miss the point.

precicily! :love: thank you

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Why don't we all just snuggle and sing songs? :(

EDIT: Boris, I'm just trying to be an idiot today. Sorry If I cause any real offense :D

[Baloki]

It looks like Bley's party was yet again a roaring success with more contriversy then he could have possibly imagined being created :)

[boris no no]

chaos: Why don't we all just snuggle and sing songs? :(

EDIT: Boris, I'm just trying to be an idiot today. Sorry If I cause any real offense :D
at least you apologised :D thank you

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Back on topic now... :cool:

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

:goomba:

[DocFrance]

I don't recall anything in the party description about us advocating mass genocides or whatever. We're just evil and called "Nazis."

You people really need to relax and get off your high horses.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: :love:

Rubedo: Exactly; you're just using the name :D

[Citizen Bleys]

I could see maybe a tenth of the fuss that's been made here if I was actually in real life, a national socialist and was advocating genocied on this board. Maybe. But all you have to do is say "nazi" and you have people spouting the same rubbish propaganda they've been spoon-fed since childhood. Apparently many of you have never thought of thinking for yourselves at all. I'll keep that in mind in the future.

[boris no no]

.......still dosn't make me happy.
i suppose i can't really do anything about it.
i just think that you should think about the nam a bit more.
plus i am on my high horse for a reason. its a personal matter to me and i suppose i am being melodramatic
my family have suffered alot for being born into nazi germany, most of the british do not accept them. its just not nice, thats all.

why not be called mongoose party instead? they're sutibly evil enough.

[DocFrance]

The first person to correctly guess what movie the quote in my sig is from gets a free "Vote Nazi" button!

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: I AM SAM? :p

[boris no no]

I could see maybe a tenth of the fuss that's been made here if I was actually in real life, a national socialist and was advocating genocied on this board. Maybe. But all you have to do is say "nazi" and you have people spouting the same rubbish propaganda they've been spoon-fed since childhood. Apparently many of you have never thought of thinking for yourselves at all. I'll keep that in mind in the future.
sorry for double posting but WHAT???
I'VE BEEN SPOON FED THIS HAVE I??
I HAVE GROWN UP WITH STUPID LITTLE PRATS THAT THINK IT'S FUNNY THATS I'M GERMAN DECENT BECAUSE OF THAT SPOON FED PROPAGANDA.
you are a pompus little pick that needs to learn how to behave propally.
you are an idiot

[Psychotic]

101 Dalmatians.

[Madonna]

This much more light-hearted when you're using the Fluffy Puff theme. *nods and hints*

*signs up* Lu! I really do need to make you something better looking. *sigh*

[Trumpet Thief]

101 Dalmatians.

chaos: I second that.

[ljkkjlcm9]

Come on people, considering if any little mention or note towards Nazis in public is offensive, why wouldn't this be? I'm not saying don't creat a party or whatever, but don't be a Nazi party, that's not something you want to associate yourself with.

THE JACKEL

[DocFrance]

sorry for double posting but WHAT???
I'VE BEEN SPOON FED THIS HAVE I??
I HAVE GROWN UP WITH STUPID LITTLE PRATS THAT THINK IT'S FUNNY THATS I'M GERMAN DECENT BECAUSE OF THAT SPOON FED PROPAGANDA.
you are a pompus little pick that needs to learn how to behave propally.
you are an idiot
Please, you don't have to shout.

By the way, that will be the first thing to be fixed when we get elected. No more all-caps, and harsh grammar and spelling laws.

PS No one has guessed correctly yet, though I'm considering giving an A for effort for the 101 Dalmations guess. I'll give you a hint: Bleys mentioned the director's name in a previous post.

[Psychotic]

HI DOCZSFRANCE I WNAT 2 KISS YUO!!!!!!!!1111

[boris no no]

i am dyslexic. thats why i have poor grammer. sorry about shouting, i am angry.

[Madonna]

sorry for double posting but WHAT???
I'VE BEEN SPOON FED THIS HAVE I??
I HAVE GROWN UP WITH STUPID LITTLE PRATS THAT THINK IT'S FUNNY THATS I'M GERMAN DECENT BECAUSE OF THAT SPOON FED PROPAGANDA.
you are a pompus little pick that needs to learn how to behave propally.
you are an idiotThat's the "prats", not us. It's not our fault that they're stupid. I don't think it's funny that you're of German decent, and I can safely say that for Bleys and Doc (I hope). You're German. Fine! That's great, come to the US or Cananananada.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: I do not have a sexual relationship with that woman.

[DocFrance]

Psychotic: Fine, but no tongue.

[Psychotic]

:kiss:

[Citizen Bleys]

It's from Spaceballs. I love that movie.

And Lynx, welcome aboard, supposing this thread lasts more than 5 minutes. Surely by now the staff must be finished arguing about what to do about this :rolleyes:

[boris no no]

chaos: I do not have a sexual relationship with that woman.
damn! :D

[Misfit]

Where the http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif are the muffins SLACKER?

[Trumpet Thief]

Rubedo: Surely this thread will last more than five minutes.

[DocFrance]

Well, Bleys would win the promotional super-happy-Nazi pin if he wasn't already the party leader. Scheisskopff.

[Misfit]

Doc can make the muffins then. ^_^ Even though he doesn't have the HAT, it's okay.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: It's been five minutes! :grinpink:

[Ultima Shadow]

Hello DOC!!! Can I lick your hat? :)

[Trumpet Thief]

Rubedo: Fifteen minutes! :grinpink:

[Del Murder]

Flaming is not the spirit of the elections. Maybe some people can't take a joke, maybe this party is way too insensitive. Make your own interpretations. Either way this is not working out, so you guys had better look elsewhere.

EDIT: 22 minutes. I had to finish my cereal.