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Madonna
02-06-2005, 05:20 AM
This is the Unne Avatar Party thread. The Unne Avatar Party is dedicated to all things Unne-related and un-related (<-quasi-Unne joke, look!) to Unne. All things good are welcomed in the Unne Avatar Party. Of course, having avatars of Unne is something we all love to do, but I won't kill you if you done have an Unne ava. I understand that sometimes we have to control our Unne-ness.

Of course, you may be asking, why the Unne Avatar Party? Why not the Unne Party? Wouldn't that be as cool? No! And why not an Unne Signature Party? Wouldn't that work? No! Dr Unne can't see your signatures! What a moot point!

Party Listing (Updated whenever I'm around)
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1. Genius Lynx (Party Leader) - FFIX
2. Doomgaze - General Square Enix
3. Skye-chan - Final Fantasy Tactics
4. Raistlin - Feedback
5. Dr Unne - FFI-IV
6. Behold the Void - Eyes on Each Other
7. Citizen Bleys - FFXI
8. Yamaneko - FFVIII
9. DocFrance - FFV
10. The Man - The Lounge
11. Linus - Kingdom Hearts
12. Mr. Graves - General Chat

Official Signature Banner: http://akusui.net/lynx_parasitic/_leech/eoffelections_unneavatarparty.gif
Of course, if anyone comes up with better, we can go with that.

Official Slogan: Dr Unne can't see your sig. Use an avatar.

Official Party Mascot: Unne, duh. http://akusui.net/lynx_parasitic/_leech/unne.gif

So join up and be as cool as Dr Unne!

eestlinc
02-06-2005, 05:34 AM
I hope you get a lot of people to join this one.

Madonna
02-06-2005, 05:52 AM
I don't hope; I have Unne. *nod*

Del Murder
02-06-2005, 05:53 AM
I think RSL might join this party. Then the rest will follow.

Doomgaze
02-06-2005, 06:48 AM
Oh hell yes! Count me in. I'll make some sort of Unne avatar later.

Madonna
02-06-2005, 07:06 AM
http://akusui.net/lynx_parasitic/_leech/unne_pirate.gif Unne was a pirate before he became a scholar.

In fact, being a pirate was just one of the many jobs Unne had before he became known was Dr. Unne.

http://akusui.net/lynx_parasitic/_leech/unne_witch.gif He tried to be a witch in his early days, but found out that guys had to be "warlocks". Dreams crushed, he moved on.

http://akusui.net/lynx_parasitic/_leech/unne_darkknight.gif Next, he was a dark knight, kidnapping princesses and such. Unfortunately, he found the helmet too hard to breathe in.

http://akusui.net/lynx_parasitic/_leech/unne_fairy.gif This is just to point out that Unne was never a fairy, nor tried to be one. Several BOUxUnne and UnnexBleys fanfics were written anyways.

Doomgaze
02-06-2005, 07:30 AM
Who's BUO?

Del Murder
02-06-2005, 07:34 AM
BUO, or BUO-urns?

Madonna
02-06-2005, 07:36 AM
Shush. ;__; *edits*

Pheesh
02-06-2005, 07:39 AM
eh? Wha? Blah? Um? i am completely devoid of knowledge and can feel an Unne related seisure coming.

Peace out and :rock:
EE

Pancaek
02-06-2005, 07:41 AM
Back for a limited time only!

(Count me in plz.)

Doomgaze
02-06-2005, 07:51 AM
Huzzah!

EDIT: My forum will be Feedback, unless Raistlin joins our fair party - he deserves it more than I.

Pancaek
02-06-2005, 08:14 AM
Oh right, the forum thing. I guess I'll take the FFT forum.

Loony BoB
02-06-2005, 10:26 AM
I think RSL might join this party. Then the rest will follow.
But RSL is part of the #eoff party... *hopes he doesn't lose his members to something that is obviously just a random member trying to take advantage of Unne's popularity*

Citizen Bleys
02-06-2005, 11:47 AM
This....owns. But I'm already a part of another party.

Raistlin
02-06-2005, 03:22 PM
BEST IDEA EVER!!! *joins*

DAMMIT DOOMY, YOU TOOK FEEDBACK!!! >=OOOOO

Gimme FF7.

EDIT: Just saw Doomy's post. :love: :love: :love:

RSL
02-06-2005, 03:42 PM
Yes, I'm already committed to the #eoff party. However, this is the second best party to come along and I wish you all well.

Raistlin
02-06-2005, 04:45 PM
Second best? Blasphemy!

Dr Unne
02-06-2005, 09:19 PM
I'll join on 3 conditions.

1) I don't change my avatar or signature or rank or do anything which would indicate approval of the party.
2) While professing to join your party, I actually work from the inside to bring about its destruction.
3) I hate you all.
EDIT: 4) I don't have to pick a forum.

EDIT: OK FINE I PICK FF1-4. :mad2:

EDIT: 5) I might freak out and ban the whole party. Also I hate you all.

Pancaek
02-06-2005, 09:26 PM
thx :monster:

Old Manus
02-06-2005, 09:27 PM
It is the best avatar I've EVER seen. *considers joining*

Doomgaze
02-06-2005, 09:34 PM
Unne's conditions sound fair to me now that he's picked a forum.

Raistlin can have Feedback, I'll take FF6.

Del Murder
02-06-2005, 10:40 PM
I knew Unne was nothing but a shameless self promoter. This one is shaping up to be something.

Raistlin
02-07-2005, 12:02 AM
Yay, we got Unney!

krissy
02-07-2005, 12:41 AM
thx :monster:


HELLO

eestlinc
02-07-2005, 01:16 AM
You know you can change your party allegiance if a better party comes along.

Raistlin
02-07-2005, 01:31 AM
Yes, and we need more members!

And Lynx needs to update the damn memberlist already. >=o

Madonna
02-07-2005, 02:44 AM
It's called I work all day, Raistykins. *updates*

Fuzakeru
02-07-2005, 02:47 AM
:<3: @ the avatars/sigs. Those are awesome you guys! Good luck!

Madonna
02-07-2005, 04:44 AM
In case the general population and potential members (indeed, even Party members themselves) are wondering our views and stances on issues, here's the deal*.

We support the UYFB rule. We support open-mindness. We support intelligent discussion. We support the use of Mozilla Firefox (get it here (http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/)). We support the use of proper grammar and spelling (get it here (http://dictionary.reference.com/)). We support the hailing of early FF games and the decrying of the latter ones. But most of all, to the very core of our body, we support Unne. <3

*all of this is subject to change, at any time, because our party have the nigh-unique ability to sit down, talk and discuss our disagreements, and behave like adults. Unlike yours.

Quina
02-07-2005, 05:10 AM
This party is very colorful.

Behold the Void
02-07-2005, 06:20 AM
Might I join this party? I fully support the good Dr.

Shlup
02-07-2005, 09:48 AM
The Unne avatars are 100% fantastic.

EDIT: I have added many of the Unne avatars to the avatar gallery. Don't tell Unne.

Citizen Bleys
02-07-2005, 01:16 PM
*turns coat for the 3rd time*

I can no longer resist the infernal blandishments of this party. Sign me up under FFXI.

Madonna
02-07-2005, 02:37 PM
*updates* It's not turning coat, Bleys; it is, ah, changing colors. Yes, that's it. >_>

Welcome to the party, people, and thank you. *thumbs up*

Citizen Bleys
02-07-2005, 02:43 PM
Who's BUO?

Big Ugly Ogre.

Raistlin
02-07-2005, 02:53 PM
Hahaha, I'd forgotten about that. I used to call Umy "BUO" all the time. xD

Citizen Bleys
02-07-2005, 03:38 PM
That's how I knew.

Madonna
02-07-2005, 07:13 PM
I am adding you, Yams, on the advice of Raist and Bleys. Plus, you have an Unne avatar. <3 *updates*

Of course, I am wrong, it is the fault of EP.

EDIT - Also, Behold the Void: are you going to pick a forum to represent? I do not mind if it is not your thing, but I would be more than happy if you did.

Citizen Bleys
02-07-2005, 07:48 PM
Pick one, or I'll pick one for you. You won't like it.

DocFrance
02-07-2005, 09:32 PM
Is it too late for me to join this party? I'll take the FFV forum.

Raistlin
02-07-2005, 10:07 PM
It's never too late to join Dr Unne!

Doomgaze
02-07-2005, 10:12 PM
I see you have seen the light. Now, let's get some Unne Avatars on you two!

Madonna
02-08-2005, 12:07 AM
*updates* Welcome aboard, Doc! Maybe Graves will join too, now.

Raistlin
02-08-2005, 12:24 AM
This is turning into the tGA party. xD

DocFrance
02-08-2005, 12:55 AM
I suck at making avatars. If anyone could possibly make Unne holding a katana, he can be Dr. Unne-zuki XD

Madonna
02-08-2005, 12:55 AM
If I wanted that, that's what I would have called it. :P No, I am happy that Liberals are seeing the benefits of Unne.

So happy, I could dance.

DocFrance
02-08-2005, 12:57 AM
I'm very confused about my political affiliation. So far I'm a liberal-conservative Unneist Nazi.

eestlinc
02-08-2005, 01:09 AM
well, the more political philosophies you have, the more likely it is one of them is actually right.

Psychotic
02-08-2005, 01:11 AM
Is it just me, or has Yamaneko's post suddenly disappeared from this thread?

As a random point of interest, I am once place above Yamaneko in the post count league table. That is all.

The Man
02-08-2005, 01:13 AM
As a random point of interest, I am once place above Yamaneko in the post count league table. That is all.
Shh, you're not supposed to talk about that. :monster:

This party was tempting enough to cause me to come back, if only for this one thread. I'll take FFX. (Yes, I realise the irony of taking the FFX forum for an old-school party, and that's exactly why I'm doing it)

Behold the Void
02-08-2005, 01:15 AM
I'll take Eyes on Each Other or World Events, preferably the former of the two.

Psychotic
02-08-2005, 01:17 AM
Shh, you're not supposed to talk about that. :monster:As a random point of interest, I am 11 places above The Man in the post count league table. That is all.

The Man
02-08-2005, 01:19 AM
Pfft. I could easily climb back to number three or four in a couple months' worth of posting if I cared enough, but most of the posts from back when I actually cared were lost to the prunings of old. A massive tragedy, I say ;_;

Pancaek
02-08-2005, 01:22 AM
Doc: I made two.

<img src="http://pancaek.net/pics/sword.gif" /> <img src="http://pancaek.net/pics/unnezuki.gif" />

Madonna
02-08-2005, 01:26 AM
Ha ha, makes mine kinda useless.

1 (http://akusui.net/lynx_parasitic/_leech/unne_katana1.gif) | 2 (http://akusui.net/lynx_parasitic/_leech/unne_katana2.gif)

I was wondering when you'd show up, Aaron. <3

The Man
02-08-2005, 01:29 AM
Good to see you, as well, Lynx ;)

I think I'm going to save all these tomorrow when I get home from class. I'll try to find that old Exploding Unne .gif as well.

Pancaek
02-08-2005, 01:36 AM
Ha ha, makes mine kinda useless.
No, yours are really nice.

It's good to see the memberlist has doubled since yesterday. I almost thought we wouldn't make it.

Jojee
02-08-2005, 01:38 AM
Skye biatch. >=O Where have you been.

DocFrance
02-08-2005, 01:48 AM
Thanks, Skye! Awesome gif.

Raistlin
02-08-2005, 01:53 AM
And so the Unne Party thrived!

DocFrance
02-08-2005, 03:01 AM
And so the Unne party rocked.

Behold the Void
02-08-2005, 04:02 AM
As it should be.

Now if only there were a Grahf-Unne...

Jojee
02-08-2005, 04:03 AM
All clones, I tell ya. Can't tell any of you apart anymore! *falls over in confusion and twitches* Erghhhh....

Raistlin
02-08-2005, 04:05 AM
The Might of Unne is too much for mere mortals.

Behold the Void
02-08-2005, 04:05 AM
The Unne party has claimed its first victim! Who cares about this "election" crap, I say bloody insurrection!

Madonna
02-08-2005, 04:07 AM
Pfft, the clones start when we PM an admin to change our names into Unne tributes and we share a file of comman phrases that Unne use and forms of speech.

Genius Unne? It very well could be.

Raistlin
02-08-2005, 04:10 AM
It would be like RSL day...just with Unne.

DocFrance
02-08-2005, 04:54 AM
I must add, "Unneday" rolls off your tongue so much better than "RSL Day."

Jojee
02-08-2005, 04:56 AM
I would request a JojoDay but you meanies would probably just change your names to "Midget" or "Shorty" :(

Hey if you sillies win the election you should request a Unneday for real :p

Doomgaze
02-08-2005, 05:02 AM
As it should be.

Now if only there were a Grahf-Unne...

Unfortunately, sprites of Grahf are exceedingly rare.

Yamaneko
02-08-2005, 05:57 AM
As a random point of interest, I am once place above Yamaneko in the post count league table. That is all.
What?

DocFrance
02-08-2005, 06:06 AM
It should be noted that Unne toting a Bible is sort of an oxymoron, Yams.

Yamaneko
02-08-2005, 06:11 AM
One's possession of the Holy Book doesn't necessarily signify one's belief of its contents.

DocFrance
02-08-2005, 06:32 AM
Wisely spoken, o Russian mountain cat.

Doomgaze
02-08-2005, 06:38 AM
It's the Linux Bible.

Raistlin
02-08-2005, 11:00 AM
I would request a JojoDay but you meanies would probably just change your names to "Midget" or "Shorty" :(
Or "Twerp."


Hey if you sillies win the election you should request a Unneday for real :p
Who says we have to win first?

Baloki
02-08-2005, 11:11 AM
Who says we have to win first?

Your more likely to hear Unne shouting, Unneday, only when hell freezes over!

But if BoB's patry wins we might just get that day :p

Citizen Bleys
02-08-2005, 02:29 PM
Unne wouldn't say "hell"

Madonna
02-08-2005, 04:35 PM
That is to say, it is more likely an Unne-day would occur than him saying that word. Did I mention swearing was something we were against? It is frowned upon and we wish our members and others exercise their minds and find a better way express themselves. Profanity is very low-key.

Jojee
02-08-2005, 04:37 PM
*blinks @ Lynxie* Then why are most of you in this party? :p

Flying Mullet
02-08-2005, 04:39 PM
But if BoB's patry wins we might just get that day :p

What do you mean <i>if</i>?

Madonna
02-08-2005, 04:42 PM
*blinks @ Lynxie* Then why are most of you in this party? :pIt's kind of like Alcoholics Anonymous for swearing when you put Bleys and Raist in it. :|

The love of Unne overcomes all other obstacles.

Behold the Void
02-08-2005, 04:45 PM
The love extreme bitterness and hatred of Unne overcomes all other obstacles.

Old Manus
02-08-2005, 05:03 PM
It's starting to get hard to think of any more possible Unne avatars.

Doomgaze
02-08-2005, 06:26 PM
It's tough love.


And I'm sure there are plenty of other Unne avatars to be made, if people request them :)

Citizen Bleys
02-08-2005, 07:08 PM
*blinks @ Lynxie* Then why are most of you in this party? :p

It's sort of like how some people can be members of religions preaching peace and love, and go out killing people who don't agree. I also drink, smoke, and run Windows. I haven't tried whoring yet, but I understand it's quite a lot of fun.

Raistlin
02-08-2005, 08:51 PM
But we all share a love of Firefox and Unne!

Linus
02-08-2005, 10:13 PM
Sign me up as Giant Multicultural Unne.

omnitarian
02-08-2005, 10:25 PM
If he's so multicultural, why does his skin tone never change?

Linus
02-08-2005, 10:33 PM
He is the shade that a human being would be after 10,000 years of cross-racial breeding.

Jojee
02-08-2005, 10:35 PM
If he's so hot, why isn't he Brad Pitt?

Baloki
02-08-2005, 11:42 PM
If he's so hot, why isn't he Brad Pitt?

How do we know, we've never seen a real picture of him, oh wait Spiffs Pitt, my mistake :p

Jojee
02-08-2005, 11:44 PM
What are YOU, talking about, Mr.Photo Album? Unnie's in the photo album! xD Hot, yes, but not like Brad Pitt...

And I thought Spiff was Calvin >=O He can't claim all the <s>spiffy</s> <s>ace</s> (gahh... must filter what I say...) people!

Baloki
02-09-2005, 12:01 AM
Take a look at spiffs picture ;)

Doomgaze
02-09-2005, 12:30 AM
Unne's FAR hotter than Brad Pitt.

Pancaek
02-09-2005, 01:13 AM
<i>Anyone's</i> far hotter than Brad Pitt.

Psychotic
02-09-2005, 01:14 AM
Even Raistlin?

Jojee
02-09-2005, 01:16 AM
<i>Anyone's</i> far hotter than Brad Pitt.

No!


Even Raistlin?

Definitely not. :tongue:

Leeza
02-09-2005, 01:59 AM
Anyone's far hotter than Brad Pitt.

No!
Fabio is hotter than Brad Pitt.

Giggles
02-09-2005, 02:02 AM
Fabio is hotter than Brad Pitt.

Yes. Yes he is.

Doomgaze
02-09-2005, 02:12 AM
So is Unne.

Raistlin
02-09-2005, 02:50 AM
Unne is hotter than Fabio and Brad Pitt combined.

Pancaek
02-09-2005, 04:09 AM
Yes, he's hotter than Fabio, Brad Pitt AND Raistlin combined.

Just look at that hair: <img src="http://www.planetnintendo.com/ff1/wscgraphics/ani/unne.gif" />

Jojee
02-09-2005, 04:24 AM
1. Not true, all of ya.

2. *scared*

3. Wezly would just deduct from any hotness when combined with ...anything xD

krissy
02-09-2005, 04:36 AM
except when combined with me :-*

eestlinc
02-09-2005, 04:43 AM
Unne must be hot to get Catherine...

Doomgaze
02-09-2005, 04:48 AM
Yes, he's hotter than Fabio, Brad Pitt AND Raistlin combined.

Just look at that hair: <img src="http://www.planetnintendo.com/ff1/wscgraphics/ani/unne.gif" />

*swoons*

Dr Unne
02-09-2005, 05:36 AM
Since my last post, this thread has turned into the most retarded thing I've ever read. Good job guys.

Doomgaze
02-09-2005, 05:41 AM
Yes, these other inferior parties coming in to cause problems can cause that >o

Madonna
02-09-2005, 06:15 AM
I sadly must agree with you both. *updates* Hey-o, Linus. Pick a forum!

Remember, please, to keep your fangirlisms of lesser men out of the Unne Avatar Party thread. Why have one scoop of ice cream when you can have three?

If you're joining the Unne Avatar Party and don't have an Unne avatar, feel free to check out in ->here (http://akusui.net/lynx_parasitic/_leech/) <- for one, under any of the unne_somethingsomething.gif filenames. Failing that, you can always request one in the Avatar Service thread, which you can find ->here (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=43913) <-.

Vote Unne and take care.

Jojee
02-09-2005, 06:23 AM
...I accidentally clicked one too far and saw Bleys' crotch. :(

Madonna
02-09-2005, 06:37 AM
Yeah, you don't want to do that.

Shlup
02-09-2005, 07:07 AM
Brad Pitt did a Jackass stunt and it was hot. And he was in Fight Club and it was really hot.

Jojee
02-09-2005, 07:31 AM
Also, Ocean's Eleven, and it was really, really hot. Ocean's Twelve... when he jumped out the window, that was also hot. Also when he did that look after that chick stole his cell, best thing ever xD (Other than that Ocean's Twelve kinda sucked)

Madonna
02-09-2005, 07:40 AM
When the Party comes to power, this will be remembered.

Raistlin
02-09-2005, 11:47 AM
Since my last post, this thread has turned into the most retarded thing I've ever read. Good job guys.
Yay! The Unne praises us!

EDIT: Next year, we are SO having a Bleys's Crotch Party.

Citizen Bleys
02-09-2005, 02:40 PM
Don't you dare.

Behold the Void
02-09-2005, 04:46 PM
Bley's Crotch could never equal the greatness of Unne. Never. Never ever ever.

Jojee
02-09-2005, 05:24 PM
I'm quitting the forums if you do! ;)

Psychotic
02-09-2005, 05:25 PM
I'm quitting the forums if you do! ;)Do it! DO IT! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Loony BoB
02-09-2005, 05:29 PM
Why doesn't Lynx have a forum allocated to him? Even leaders are required to pick a forum.

Psychotic
02-09-2005, 05:33 PM
Oh well done BoB! Their application would have been null and void! NOW WE SHALL ALL BE MADE TO TREMBLE BEFORE MIGHT OF UNNE'S CROTCH :(

Jojee
02-09-2005, 05:34 PM
XD I don't think I want to see Unnie's crotch either. *whew* At least this isn't a "Unne's crotch" avatar party. *stops giving Lynxie ideas* ^_^

Citizen Bleys
02-09-2005, 06:09 PM
Why doesn't Lynx have a forum allocated to him? Even leaders are required to pick a forum.

Lynx is running for the Del Murder forum.

Loony BoB
02-09-2005, 06:10 PM
But that's part of Aiyon...

Jojee
02-09-2005, 06:16 PM
Merge Aiyon and EoFF!

Cz
02-09-2005, 07:25 PM
That plan was supposed to remain a secret until the Great Prophecy had been fulfilled. Now you've gone ahead an ruined it. :(

Raistlin
02-09-2005, 07:32 PM
*lightbulb*

Unne's crotch! The best of both worlds!

Citizen Bleys
02-09-2005, 07:36 PM
*vomits*

Doomgaze
02-09-2005, 08:39 PM
I propose we ban people who use :chop:.

Citizen Bleys
02-09-2005, 08:44 PM
Seconded

Doomgaze
02-09-2005, 08:49 PM
I'm not saying we get rid of it, though. It's like an intelligence test - can you resist using it?

Citizen Bleys
02-09-2005, 09:05 PM
I concur.

The Man
02-09-2005, 10:48 PM
I propose we ban people who use :chop:.
You just used it :shifty:

DocFrance
02-09-2005, 10:52 PM
I propose we ban anybody that uses a smilie with any sort of hammer in it.

I also propose the banning of anyone that uses more than three smilies in a row, i.e. :shame: :lol: :love: :greenking :cry: :sing: :catsmile: :yellowkin :happybday

The Man
02-09-2005, 10:53 PM
I propose we ban anybody that uses a smilie with any sort of hammer in it.I propose that Doc should STFU. http://www.fools-gold.org/forum/images/smilies/icon_mad[1].gif

Raistlin
02-09-2005, 11:18 PM
I propose Doc is right, with the sole exception of Hooters.

The Man
02-09-2005, 11:19 PM
I propose BooB is right, and we BAN RAISTLIN. >:O

Raistlin
02-09-2005, 11:22 PM
I propose Aaron is a disgrace to Unne.

The Man
02-09-2005, 11:24 PM
I propose Raistlin and Doc cease to ruin this thread with their vitriolic filth. >:O

Madonna
02-09-2005, 11:34 PM
I am inclined to agree with Raist. Manny, act as a proper Unne Avatar party member and don't stain our reputation with spammy vitriolic filth. :|

Smilies are fine. Smilies with hammers are fine. I don't see the point of making every .gif you see a smilie, though.

The Man
02-09-2005, 11:42 PM
But... but they were arguing just as much as I was!

Oh... I see how it is. :( I'll just... go. Over there. You think you've got problems, what are you supposed to do if you're a manically depressed robot? No, don't bother to answer that, I'm fifty thousand times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer. It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.

Raistlin
02-10-2005, 12:30 AM
Brain the size of a planet...you'd think he'd learn to play chess or something.

Madonna
02-10-2005, 03:50 AM
I was waiting for more people to join and select forums that they want. *picks a forum* FFIX.

Raistlin
02-10-2005, 03:58 AM
I was waiting for more people to join and select forums that they want. *picks a forum* FFIX.
...

Madonna
02-10-2005, 04:04 AM
I figured that no one would want it. :|

That, and it's at least a throwback to the earlier FFs. Its story makes as much sense as FFI's. :|

Raistlin
02-10-2005, 04:13 AM
*gasp* How dare you speak against FF1! This is the freakin' <i>Unne</i> Party thread!

DocFrance
02-10-2005, 04:17 AM
Yeah, but he's the leader. I guess he can speak against it all he wants.

Behold the Void
02-10-2005, 05:06 AM
There's NO WAY I'm getting in the middle of THAT little debate.

We'll just ban you all and be done with it :D

eestlinc
02-10-2005, 05:15 AM
I figured that no one would want it. :|

That, and it's at least a throwback to the earlier FFs. Its story makes as much sense as FFI's. :|

I'm with Lynx here.

Linus
02-10-2005, 06:19 AM
I call Staff Forum. I've got super-secret screenshots of it from when I logged in as RSL somehow.

Loony BoB
02-10-2005, 12:33 PM
Staff Forum isn't open. Site Staff is, though.

The Man
02-10-2005, 01:55 PM
There's NO WAY I'm getting in the middle of THAT little debate.

We'll just ban you all and be done with it :DI think this is a solution we can all <s>dis</s>agree with! :D

Doomgaze
02-11-2005, 01:47 AM
I'd like to remind you all that unlike our <i>friends</i> over at BAoTW, the Unne Avatar Party does not approve of posting porn at EoFF(the UYFB rule makes this clear).

DocFrance
02-11-2005, 02:39 AM
Indeed. And that's just one reason to vote for the UAP.

Behold the Void
02-11-2005, 06:38 AM
I'd like to remind you all that unlike our friends over at BAoTW, the Unne Avatar Party does not approve of posting porn at EoFF(the UYFB rule makes this clear).


Indeed. And that's just one reason to vote for the UAP.

Besides the fact that the glory that is Unne is on our side.

Madonna
02-12-2005, 07:16 AM
Psst, Linus, pick an applicable forum, yeah? We'll still be accepting members, due to our open-mindness, but we'll be turning in an application in to Election Booth this weekend. An updated application will be sent in to cover new members.

This has been an official Unne Avatar Party message.

Jojee
02-12-2005, 05:36 PM
No one's taken General Square-Enix? I'm disappointed in you guys ;)

Doomgaze
02-12-2005, 05:46 PM
Good point. Given that I know more about Xenogears than you people, maybe I should be moved there :D

Jojee
02-12-2005, 05:48 PM
Aight Lenna, move him! xD Adam would be perfect for Xenogears!

The Man
02-12-2005, 11:04 PM
Screw FFX. I'd like to be moved to The Lounge, please.

Madonna
02-13-2005, 04:20 AM
*updates* Alright, Man and Doom, you've both been transferred. Congratulations on your new positions. ^_^

I think we set you up a little there, Doomy. ^_~

Linus! Select a forum, please, or I'll assign one.

Raistlin
02-13-2005, 04:21 PM
We need new members. The Xenogears setup didn't work. Hmm...

Mr. Graves
02-13-2005, 11:17 PM
I'm in.

Since General Chat is free ( :eek: ), I'll take that please.

Raistlin
02-14-2005, 02:39 AM
General Chat is the worst forum.

Madonna
02-14-2005, 03:55 AM
*updates* Welcome aboard, Graves; glad to have you. Linus, you've been given the Kingdom Hearts forum. I hope you like Sora.

The Man
02-14-2005, 06:56 PM
Graves and Void are using the same Unne avatar. This confuses me.

Madonna
02-15-2005, 05:09 AM
I could do variations of the dark knight Unne, if there's a request. *shrugs* Otherwise, it does not matter to me. I can read names. *nod*

Unne-used avatars:
Confused Unne
http://akusui.net/lynx_parasitic/_leech/unne_impossible.gif

Magitek Unne
http://akusui.net/lynx_parasitic/_leech/unne_magitek.gif

Sparkly Unne
http://akusui.net/lynx_parasitic/_leech/unne_sparkly.gif

Technicolor Unne
http://akusui.net/lynx_parasitic/_leech/unne_rainbow.gif

Portrait of Unne
http://akusui.net/lynx_parasitic/_leech/unne_picturesque.gif

As you can see, it's not my fault.

Behold the Void
02-15-2005, 05:14 AM
There we go.

boris no no
02-15-2005, 07:56 PM
have you seen the magitek unne thread?
i made you all a new picture! :love:
sorry if you've seen it before!
i like the unne party!

Raistlin
02-15-2005, 09:36 PM
If you like it so much, quit the crappy pink party.

Kirkpatrick
02-16-2005, 04:35 AM
I'd just like to say that I love this party. If I don't play close attention [in feedback], then it looks like Unne's arguing with himself :P

Raistlin
02-16-2005, 04:41 AM
Pfft. Unnes never argue with each other, for we all represent the good of Unne.

Kirkpatrick
02-16-2005, 06:35 AM
Fine then: it looks like Unne is talking to himself.

...Which is an exciting prospect, until I realize it's just The Man :p.

boris no no
02-16-2005, 07:13 PM
If you like it so much, quit the crappy pink party.
:cry: :cry:
the pink party is my baby :cry:

Raistlin
02-16-2005, 07:57 PM
But Unne is infinitely superior to pink.

boris no no
02-16-2005, 08:05 PM
But Unne is infinitely superior to pink.
not if he's wearing pink
plus more people know about pink then unne.
more people can connect with it.

Jojee
02-16-2005, 08:13 PM
Let's merge. xD Pink-Unne party.

...hahah jk =D but you should have a pink unne avatar.

boris no no
02-16-2005, 08:23 PM
heeheehee
:love:
NOTE : they are his ARMS!

Jojee
02-16-2005, 08:26 PM
Hahaha he's fat XD

Also... they don't look like arms. *suspicious look*

boris no no
02-16-2005, 08:36 PM
i'm not very good at drawing......
heres a better version for all those with minds like jojo....

Behold the Void
02-17-2005, 07:07 AM
Blasphemer! Come, my fellow Unnes, let us flay this heretic alive!

Madonna
02-17-2005, 12:11 PM
I like Jojo. Just because we have former Nazis in our party doesn't make us Nazis.

Oh, you mean boris and her pink and breasted Unne? Go for it. :|

Jojee
02-17-2005, 02:19 PM
XD wtf. Don't kill the pink party leader. Is this some ploy to come out ahead!? *kills Lynxie Lenna*

Hah, I got it first. ^_^

Besides, have you ever seen Unne's chest? It *could* be like that.

...*coughs* erm. *dies*

Madonna
02-17-2005, 02:42 PM
...You realize I did not mean that, yes? The :| conveys all.

Anyways, if there were to be a merger between the Unne Avatar Party and the Fluffy Pink, I think it's something that should be discussed thoroughly first amongst the two seperate parties and then a meeting of the heads of the parties.

Jojee
02-17-2005, 02:55 PM
LOL you are actually considering it? XD We should get that talked about before tomorrow, then!

Though I imagine Wezly/co. will be like... WTF ewww pink. XD hahaha. And the pink party people will be like... er... what?

But hey, it might help if we want to fill up all the forums and win ;]

PS: I use more smileys than you, so your point does not apply.

Behold the Void
02-17-2005, 04:46 PM
Or we could just NUKE the Pink Party. Wouldn't that be fun? :D

Citizen Bleys
02-17-2005, 06:20 PM
I like the way BtV thinks.

Erdrick Holmes
02-17-2005, 06:23 PM
Or in <i>now's</i> time it's *shudder* Flare!

boris no no
02-17-2005, 08:25 PM
Or we could just NUKE the Pink Party. Wouldn't that be fun? :D
:cry: not really
anyway we all have protective armour!! much better then dr unnes anyday! ;)
we will not die!! :D

Madonna
02-17-2005, 11:09 PM
The vote failed on this side, Fluffy Pinkos. Alas.

Behold the Void
02-18-2005, 08:17 AM
*takes out katana and begins sharpening it menacingly*

Down with the pink!

Doomgaze
02-18-2005, 08:18 AM
Pink Unnes would be acceptable. Besides, Jojo, this is essentially the tGA party.

Raistlin
02-18-2005, 06:20 PM
With Unne!

boris no no
02-18-2005, 07:05 PM
you need to stop thinking about killing and hug more!
go on, it'll make you feel better! :love:

Doomgaze
02-18-2005, 07:37 PM
With Unne!

...So... the tGA Party - Past and Present! And Future! *threatens BtV*

Behold the Void
02-19-2005, 04:56 AM
If I join tGA can I kill someone?


you need to stop thinking about killing and hug more!

Nobody wants to hug me. I think its because the sharp pointy and decidedly lethal things I have with me :D

Agent Proto
02-19-2005, 05:06 AM
Kill Kline at Aison for me. :)

Behold the Void
02-19-2005, 06:49 AM
Any other assassinations I should make? It's best to get all of the names, that way I can get them all with one fell swoop ;)

Matthew
02-19-2005, 07:47 AM
I can't access my webspace at present, or else I'd join in.

EDIT:
Sig-wise everyone seems to use Lynx anyway, but now it seems the forum doesn't want me uploading a new avatar. Something about not allowing foreign posts?

Citizen Bleys
02-19-2005, 12:47 PM
That's what you get for living in Bangladesh.

Madonna
02-19-2005, 06:13 PM
Well, seeing the recruitment time is over (I think EB can cut some slack, Matt, if you wish to join, so bug eest and go ahead and leech my bandwidth. It's not so bad.), I figure we may start with banners that may or may not go into sigs in order to appeal to the voters.

Of course, there shall be several more strongly Unne-based banners, but here's two while I have time.
For those Final Fantasy people:
http://akusui.net/lynx_parasitic/_leech/unneavatarpartybanners_chocobo00.jpg
And those into anime:
http://akusui.net/lynx_parasitic/_leech/unneavatarpartybanners_anime00.gif

Linus
02-19-2005, 06:29 PM
I'm a Tampax now.

=(

boris no no
02-19-2005, 07:29 PM
If I join tGA can I kill someone?



Nobody wants to hug me. I think its because the sharp pointy and decidedly lethal things I have with me :D
*hugs with bubblewrap covering!*

Behold the Void
02-20-2005, 12:06 AM
*Stabs. Repeatedly. Through the bubble wrap*

Those new signatures look great!

boris no no
02-20-2005, 12:29 AM
*is wearing stab proof vest!*
:love:
show someone some love!

Matthew
02-20-2005, 06:39 AM
Aw. I sprited Pope Unne.

Madonna
02-20-2005, 07:23 AM
Now pick a free forum so I can bribe the octopus. Not sure how, though. >_>

I'm sure Unne would know what to do! *grabs a book and studies*

Election Booth
02-20-2005, 07:27 AM
What, you want me to let Matthew have a forum? It better be one I haven't sent PMs out for yet.

Matthew
02-20-2005, 07:27 AM
General Gaming? That taken?

Election Booth
02-20-2005, 07:29 AM
Wow, good choice. Both open and unmessaged. I'll add you.

Bribe is still welcome. :tumble:

Matthew
02-20-2005, 07:31 AM
I only have my body.

Jojee
02-20-2005, 07:37 AM
Your body is mine.

Doomgaze
02-23-2005, 07:21 AM
In case you're all wondering who to vote for, I would suggest the parties in this order:
Unne Avatar (obviously)
If we do not have a candidate in said forum, vote for someone who goes to tGA! If that STILL leaves you without a candidate, Fluffy Pink, I suppose, and then Ace or #eoff.

Are there even any other parties? Except for The Scourge, of course. We don't vote for THEM.

Leeza
02-23-2005, 07:27 AM
I think you forgot the Fabio Party. Don't make me post pictures in this thread to remind you. :)

Matthew
02-23-2005, 08:08 AM
*shudder*

That is just pure evil.

Doomgaze
02-23-2005, 09:22 AM
I think you forgot the Fabio Party. Don't make me post pictures in this thread to remind you. :)

I think you are mistaken.

Behold the Void
02-23-2005, 04:40 PM
So long as it isn't BAoTW propoganda defiling this thread, I really couldn't care less.

Matthew
02-24-2005, 04:22 AM
I don't understand how the other parties can be so inferior and not-Unne.

It really just saddens me how Satan has seduced them into debouchary and infidelity. They should relinquish their souls to the great Unne for... "cleansing."

Leeza
03-04-2005, 11:54 PM
They should vote for the Fabio Party. :)