Fantasy Football Team: Players with ridiculous names.

[Doc Sark]

I would like to build a team of football players with ridiculous names and any suggestions would be welcome.

Currently I have a centre half and a centre midfielder.

Uraneck (spelling) The Czech lad.
Eric Djemba-Djemba

oh and what about Hakin Yakin?

Anyone got some more for me?

[Cz]

There's the Colchester United Reserve striker, Lee Lee. I seem to remember a Scott Scott as well, though I'm not sure who he played for.

I'm afraid that's all I can think of for now, but I look forward to seeing how this team turns out. :)

[Doc Sark]

Lee Lee is definitely in. What a legend!!!

That's fresh out of the same mould as Gary Neville's dad; Neville Neville! I mean honestly.

[Shoden]

Paul Gagoine (cant spell) David Seamen Zinidane Zidane they have some strange names

[Doc Sark]

I'll consider David Seaman because of the obvious Pugwash related connotations but the other two are out. Uraneck - pronounced Your-a-neck and Lee Lee are prime examples of just how silly a name has to be to get in to this 11 my geordie friend.

Lee Lee, I ask you? What were his parents thinking?

[NM]

Daft name's eh. One that springs to mind is a Czech Republic international called Ujfulusi. Pronounced Oo-fa-loo-si. Now if that isn't a stupid name I don't know what is. :D

[Shoden]

Kluivert Van Nistelroy freaky deeky dutch

[Doc Sark]

Daft name's eh. One that springs to mind is a Czech Republic international called Ujfulusi. Pronounced Oo-fa-loo-si. Now if that isn't a stupid name I don't know what is.

Yes I knew there was another Czech centre half but I couldn't remember his name.

Ok, 'Oof-a-lucy is in.

[Shoden]

Gary Speed lol you know why lets get high

[Doc Sark]

Maybe you should quit while your ahead Shoden. While there are narcotic undertones to Gary Speed, it's not quite on the same level of comedy as Your-a-neck and 'oof-a-lucy.

Uljfalusi, that name cracks me up man. C'mon everybody lets 'oof-a-lucy for NM.

[Shoden]

i prefer Hakin Yakin hes that switz guy who hacked beckham and rooney in euro 2004 England Vs Switzerland

[Doc Sark]

lol oh dear. Ok right...

Jonjo Dickman of Sunderland is in. There are actually a bunch of players called Dickman but none with a forename as spectacularly silly as Jonjo.

Also Dean Leacock of Fulham might make it on to the bench. How could I forget Danny <img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif>tu of QPR.

All hail Jonjo Dickman...

[gokufusionss1]

german striker Carl Janker.

[Doc Sark]

And Stefan Kuntz.

I can't believe the censor blocked out dear Danny of QPR.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Na'il Diggs, Guard for the Green Bay Packers.


Oh, the other Football. Psh.

[tomamar04]

Kiraly, the Crystal Palace keeper. And the whole of the South Korea team.

[Shoden]

dickman wtf lol.
last season i gathered up thisd=from Newcaslte players

Shearer
Cort
Bellamy
Dyer
Speed

its old and not good so dont comment.

Dickman lol thats a classic ecspecially from the mackems

[Doc Sark]

GK Seaman - Retired
DC Ujfalusi (oof-a-lucy) - Sparta Prague
DC Jiranek (You're-a-neck) - Udinese
DL Still open
DR Still open
ML Hakin Yakin - FC Basle
MR Stefan Kuntz - Retired
MC Jonjo Dickman - Sunderland
MC Danny Sh-ittu - QPR
SC Lee Lee - Colchester United
SC Carsrten Jancker - Bayern Munich

Must be a better striker out there somewhere. Anyone got some full backs for me?

[NM]

I'm so temped to load up Football Manager 2005 and check out the players from Eastern European country's as they usually have the daftest name's. :D

Infact. *Goes to load said game.* I shall report back later on. :p

EDIT

OK after I breif look about I found the following.

Chavdar Yankov - Last bit probley pronounced Yank-off. An attacking Midfielder who players far Slavia Sofia.
Valeri Bojinov (Bodge-in-off, i'm guessing) Striker for Lecce.
And probley the best of the lot. *Drum roll*

Olivier De Cock a left back who plays for Club Brugge.

[Doc Sark]

Dammit, I should have remembered De Cock!!! There's a Van Damme for Belgium too, not as silly as it a harsh reminder that Jean-Claude is an actor.

I'm loving Yankov, he's in.

[Cz]

I see we're missing a left back. Julian Dicks could fill that void.

[Doc Sark]

Shizzle. That one was so obvious.

Yep Dicks is in.

I started a new Champ Man game with Tenerife and one of the predefined nicknames of a player in the squad was "Willy". I kid you not. But right back is taken by De Cock.

So the final roster.

GK Seaman - Retired
DC Ujfalusi (oof-a-lucy) - Sparta Prague
DC Jiranek (You're-a-neck) - Udinese
DL Oliver De Cock - Belgium
DR Julian Dicks - Retired
ML Hakin Yakin - FC Basle
MR Stefan Kuntz - Retired
MC Jonjo Dickman - Sunderland
MC Danny Sh-ittu - QPR
SC Lee Lee - Colchester United
SC Carsrten Jancker - Bayern Munich