Superman is a [eep]. [Archive] - Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums

Doomgaze

02-09-2005, 02:27 AM

http://www.supermanisadick.com

He really is. Why did people BUY these comics? Are they really any better now?

Note that there is very little from Marvel in the Other Stupid Covers section. I'm guessing they have at least a few shreads of integrity?

Jojee

02-09-2005, 02:30 AM

LOL that is jerk-ish. xD Superman was never my thing anyway... but Smallville, now there's a good show ^_^

Also, Spiderman <3

Quina

02-09-2005, 02:34 AM

I think the better question is what ever happened to the DEATH HOUSEs?

02-09-2005, 02:38 AM

comics are dumb

Fuzakeru

02-09-2005, 02:40 AM

Spiderman is love.

The New Kid

02-09-2005, 02:42 AM

Marvel Comics were always better than DC Comics.

Del Murder

02-09-2005, 02:44 AM

Super Delete acknowledges no affliation with Superman. Shame on him.

Jojee

02-09-2005, 02:52 AM

HAhaha I'm still looking through these... they are the awesomest things ever XD *cracks up*

http://www.supermanisadick.com/images/dick/1296_4_063.jpg

Carnage

02-09-2005, 03:07 AM

Can we say dick at EoFF?

TheAbominatrix

02-09-2005, 03:16 AM

No, we cant. That's why the admins have editted this thread.

Anyway, I never liked Superman on the simple principle that he's way too powerful. It's annoying.

edit: Oh, I forgot to say that this is the greatest site ever. Superman is totally a dick.

Carnage

02-09-2005, 03:49 AM

No, we cant. That's why the admins have editted this thread.

What did they edit? it still says supermans a dick :confused:

Doomgaze

02-09-2005, 03:53 AM

You must be mistaken.

Carnage

02-09-2005, 04:00 AM

:confused:

Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums > General > General Chat > Superman is a dick.

TheAbominatrix

02-09-2005, 04:21 AM

It's called sarcasm, genius. If the mod's who <i>posted in this thread</i> didnt change it then it's fine. Of course, one can never pass up a good opportunity to mod-whore.

Carnage

02-09-2005, 04:24 AM

RSL

02-09-2005, 04:26 AM

On topic please.

Erdrick Holmes

02-09-2005, 04:27 AM

Advertising is not allowed *closes thread*

RSL

02-09-2005, 04:29 AM

That is not on topic, Joel.

eestlinc

02-09-2005, 04:38 AM

the site doesn't load for me, but probably just as well. I don't like Superman.

Doomgaze

02-09-2005, 04:40 AM

Farked, probablly. Give it a day or two =/

And you SHOULDN'T like Superman. He's a dick.

Rainecloud

02-09-2005, 07:08 AM

I don't acknowledge Superman in my daily life.

It's best that you don't, either.

Shlup

02-09-2005, 07:21 AM

Maybe it's just where I come from, but I really don't think its okay to say "dick" unless its the person's name. I guess other people don't feel the same way, so I've only edited the thread title and will leave the rest alone.

I'm dissapointed the page wont load though. :/

Doomgaze

02-09-2005, 07:23 AM

If the page WOULD load, you would re-edit in dick, and maybe put some choice profanities afterwards. He really is a dick.

Zell's Fists of Fury

02-09-2005, 07:45 AM

Yes, that Superman really is a great private-eye.

TheAbominatrix

02-09-2005, 10:09 AM

The site stopped loading for me all of the sudden, it started becoming forbidden. So give it a day or two.

Doomgaze

02-09-2005, 05:29 PM

Then again, the server might have been reduced to a smoldering heap. Or they used their monthly bandwidth.

Citizen Bleys

02-09-2005, 06:25 PM

Psychotic

02-09-2005, 06:27 PM

Mik lost his Recognized Member status for saying "dick."

That's why I'm glad I'm a Registered Member instead of Recognized or Former Staff. I can do whatever the hell I want and my former colleagues have no recourse short of banning me. Dick, dick, dick.You were both Recognized Member and Former Staff for a day and you lost those titles.

Oh you can claim you rejected them, but we all know it's 'cause you said dick.

Agent Proto

02-09-2005, 06:35 PM

Dr Unne

02-09-2005, 06:55 PM

I can do whatever the hell I want and my former colleagues have no recourse short of banning me.

I can always bump you down to Administrator. Don't think I won't do it.

Raistlin

02-09-2005, 07:33 PM

Bleys and Unne are the only two people who see that as a demotion. :p

Me? I see it as a prison sentence.

Citizen Bleys

02-09-2005, 07:35 PM

Haha, I thought that someone would have thought of b*tchediting me by now. I guess you guys aren't as smart as I thought.

As for bumping me down to Administrator, I actually don't care anymore. I can take the job or leave it, but I'd probably leave it within a few months anyways. Plus, I'd continue to be myself the whole time. And I'd go on a rampage. Your call.

Doomgaze

02-09-2005, 08:18 PM

Yeah, it wouldn't be THAT different. You could delete staff so you wouldn't have to read it.

Citizen Bleys

02-09-2005, 08:45 PM

Sounds like a plan.

Sepho

02-09-2005, 08:54 PM

I love this place :( :<3:

On topic, while the dick-ness of said Man (the Super one) is something I've never really evaluated, I must say that I agree with the annoyance expressed by TheAbominatrix regarding his INSANE POWER. I mean, it's exactly like cheating at cards. How can Superman have fun if he knows he's going to win?

m4tt

02-09-2005, 08:58 PM

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1563890976.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

:cry:

Sepho

02-09-2005, 09:00 PM

Good riddance, I say.

Rainecloud

02-09-2005, 09:03 PM

Superman bleeds black blood, which obviously means he's a Klingon.

I hate him even more now.

theundeadhero

02-09-2005, 09:05 PM

Thanks for the spoiler! :cry: I never knew he died. Oh, well.

Rainecloud

02-09-2005, 09:09 PM

He's not dead. Lois got some tissues from the battle arena, found a key buried in Bone Village, went back to Midgar, ran to the Church, saw his ghost, bought the PC version, used a debug program, found the hidden North Cave section from the menu and revived him on the altar.

Duh.

m4tt

02-09-2005, 09:13 PM

Thanks for the spoiler! :cry: I never knew he died. Oh, well.
Dude that happened like 7 years ago, where you been? He's alive again anyway. I think.. I don't really follow DC comics. Marvel > DC.

theundeadhero

02-09-2005, 09:15 PM

/sarcasm

m4tt

02-09-2005, 09:17 PM

No way!

TheAbominatrix

02-09-2005, 09:38 PM

He's STILL too powerful I say. He died, but he came back. Both DC and Marvel have Jesus complex with their characters. "He's dead, cry!" "Oh no wait, he's back! Yay!"

Makes me stick to manga.

Rye

02-09-2005, 09:41 PM

Kinda reminds you of DBZ when they bring back Goku from the dead like a trillion times.

TheAbominatrix

02-09-2005, 09:47 PM

Yeah, but that's the least of DBZ's faults xD

Shlup

02-09-2005, 09:56 PM

Thanks for the spoiler! :cry: I never knew he died. Oh, well.
Every super hero has a comic where he dies.

When I was a kid I read the one where Joker kills Robin and it traumatized me for life. :cry:

And I hate all you foul-mouthed jackasses. The 'd' word is a potty word!

Citizen Bleys

02-09-2005, 10:01 PM

Cool, I know another way to push Shlup's buttons now.

Jojee

02-09-2005, 10:03 PM

How did he die? :( And why is Lana hugging him and not Lois?

Flamethrower

02-09-2005, 10:37 PM

My god, that was brilliant. My favorite one was the one where Superman burnt the present Jimmy gave to him for Father's Day with his heat ray vision. :laugh: Also, "The Shame of the Super Son". The title alone makes it hilarious. I hope the site comes back up soon.

Doomgaze

02-12-2005, 07:54 PM

<a href = "http://www.nationallampoon.com/supermanisadick/">Looks like National Lampoon mirrored at least part of the site.</a>

bennator

02-12-2005, 08:14 PM

Superman bleeds black blood, which obviously means he's a Klingon.

Klingons bleed pink blood

Kawaii Ryûkishi

02-12-2005, 08:27 PM

The site is working now and I am loving this.

Leeza

02-12-2005, 08:58 PM

Those are great. :)

...but I still like Superman. :)

eestlinc

02-13-2005, 03:23 AM

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000JC6C.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Kirkpatrick

02-13-2005, 07:55 AM

Klingons bleed pink blood
*Purple :P

But yeah, those comics are pretty incredible, both in terms of jerk-ness and hilarity :D