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Erdrick Holmes
02-10-2005, 08:40 PM
I had a few pieces of beacon for a snack, I cooked them in the microwave and they tasted ok, but then I remembered my mom saying that they've been in the refridgerator for awhile and they might be bad. After I ate them I kept feeling sharp pains in my stomach and my shoulder. The only unusual thing I noticed about the meat was the parts at the bottom of the strips had a darker colour. Is ther anything I can do to keep my health from going bad, or is this pain stuff all in my head?

Destai
02-10-2005, 08:44 PM
Im not sure, sorry. This reminds me of the time my friend fed her younger brothers friend raw chicken (accidentally). She ate some herself and threw up all night but the kid sh,sh,shchat himself :lol: . He didnt tell anyone and the smell got blamed on the dog XD!

boris no no
02-10-2005, 08:45 PM
i've eaten worse. we cut around the mouldy bits in bread...

Shlup
02-10-2005, 08:48 PM
Drink a lot of water; maybe you can flush the bad stuff outta your system.

amratis
02-10-2005, 08:51 PM
There isnt really alot you can do, sorry mate. Just see how it goes for the next few hours and hope you havnt given yourself food poisoning, never do bacon in microwave, tastes horrible I always thought :D

I just pull the mouldy bits out of bread, ug ;)

amra

gokufusionss1
02-10-2005, 08:54 PM
i find the mouldy bits give it a nice tang.

amratis
02-10-2005, 08:59 PM
Bleurgh! :screwy: :barf: ;)

amra

Citizen Bleys
02-10-2005, 09:08 PM
You're going to die.

gokufusionss1
02-10-2005, 09:10 PM
in general or are you being more specific.

Citizen Bleys
02-10-2005, 09:11 PM
You just used a sentence fragment, and terminated a question with a period instead of a question mark. To Bergen-belzen with you!

Rainecloud
02-10-2005, 09:14 PM
You may be infested with tapeworm, Joel.

Seriously though, you'll probably be alright in a day or two. If the pains continue to get worse - see a Doctor.

gokufusionss1
02-10-2005, 09:16 PM
A. it's called a full stop
B. I'm a git in that way
C. Now i'm going to adjust my sig

Strider
02-10-2005, 09:21 PM
Wait a minute... you cooked bacon in a microwave? :Oo:

Lindy
02-10-2005, 09:21 PM
You ate some bad beacon?

Well, what kind of beacon? The light kind? Usually glass and electrics do very little for the stomach, or the rest of the body.

Doomgaze
02-10-2005, 09:22 PM
Take a shot of pepto and hope for the best. Not much you can do.

Citizen Bleys
02-10-2005, 09:22 PM
I have sigs turned off to be more Unne-like.

P.S. Joel: Are you dead yet?

Rye
02-10-2005, 09:23 PM
Hope you feel better. I'd go with drinking water like Shlup said.

Citizen Bleys
02-10-2005, 09:24 PM
I'd go with drinking beer, it's more fun.

Tokki Wartooth
02-10-2005, 09:25 PM
I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing at "beacon"

Doomgaze
02-10-2005, 09:25 PM
Maybe vodka kills tapeworms.

Mindflare
02-10-2005, 09:26 PM
Bacon is tasty. You'll be fine.

Doomgaze
02-10-2005, 09:27 PM
I'm kidding, actually. Bacon's cured. You won't get tapeworms. Food poisoning, maybe, and boy will that suck. I don't think you need to go to a doctor for that, though.

Zeldy
02-10-2005, 09:38 PM
beacon?
Bacon?

Bah! you should be fine!
ive ate things maybe i shouldnt of, U'll probably be fine.

Dr.K
02-10-2005, 10:42 PM
I think two things will happen -

Being in the fridge and THEN being microwaved (my mouth is watering already) this bacon will hardly be accepted with goo grace by your body. You will either:-

a.) Just have these sharp pains for a while, as your stomach is trying to battle with the bacon, and then they will go away after a period, and the bacon will be gone.
b.) You may get food poisoning, but let's certainly hope not.

In the meantime i'd drink plenty of water, as has been mentioned. Warm water, while tasting rank, will probably do you more good than cold (but only out of the kettle - please don't touch the hot tap!)

Carnage
02-10-2005, 10:44 PM
i had a bacon cheesburger on halloween that some one gave me. I was really sick :(

Psychotic
02-10-2005, 10:45 PM
Being in the fridge and THEN being microwaved (my mouth is watering already) this bacon will hardly be accepted with goo grace by your body.Haha, no way! I have bacon that has been in the fridge and then been put into the microwave for breakfast every day! :D

m4tt
02-10-2005, 10:53 PM
Wait a minute... you cooked bacon in a microwave? :Oo:
You've never done that? We do that at my house a lot.

Del Murder
02-11-2005, 12:19 AM
I ate some bad Texaco once. I was on the toilet for days.

Necronopticous
02-11-2005, 01:02 AM
http://demented3d.com/ffiv/images/bm.jpg

Erdrick Holmes
02-11-2005, 05:18 AM
P.S. Joel: Are you dead yet?

Maybe, I think I'm in hell. It's vey hot, I hear screams, and there's a guy poking me with a stick. Oh wait, that's home, I guess I'm still alive.


Maybe vodka kills tapeworms.

I got plenty of that in my system allready

My stomach pains are gone but today I was very irritable, I think it might have to do with the beacon I ate earlier.

I'd try drinking water but we have no morei n our refridgerator, and drinking water from our tap does about the same thing as eating that bad beacon.

Del Murder
02-11-2005, 06:27 AM
Everyone's getting sick these days.

Resha
02-11-2005, 09:41 AM
Are beacons tastier than bacon? :greenie:

amratis
02-11-2005, 11:46 AM
Unclear

Erdrick Holmes
02-11-2005, 01:02 PM
Well, so far I lived through the night but last night I didn't sleep but I had a ton of hallucinations, because I kept hearing the voices of my mother saying that she's going to Nabraska and she's leaving me 500 dollars. I was awake the whole time, mind you.

Resha
02-11-2005, 01:17 PM
There is something so suspicious about that bacon... :shifty: It seems really...evil...

Misfit
02-11-2005, 01:30 PM
You're going to die.
Ha ha ho ho he heeee!

Doomgaze
02-11-2005, 03:53 PM
That's why it's beacon, not bacon. The e is for "evil".

Erdrick Holmes
02-11-2005, 08:01 PM
Can food poisoning make you hallucinate? Because I was awake all night and at about 6:30 AM I heard my mom's voice saying "I'm going to Nebraska, I left you 500 dollars on the coffee table" dispite the fact I was the only one in the house, and I thought I saw one of those big ugly Hell Knights from Doom 3 walk around my room. I KNOW I wasn't dreaming because I was looking at my posters on my ceiling.

Tokki Wartooth
02-11-2005, 08:35 PM
Can food poisoning make you hallucinate? Because I was awake all night and at about 6:30 AM I heard my mom's voice saying "I'm going to Nebraska, I left you 500 dollars on the coffee table" dispite the fact I was the only one in the house, and I thought I saw one of those big ugly Hell Knights from Doom 3 walk around my room. I KNOW I wasn't dreaming because I was looking at my posters on my ceiling.
I'm confused. Didn't you just say all this four posts up?

ZeZipster
02-11-2005, 08:36 PM
I'm confused. Didn't you just say all this four posts up?
He just ate some bad bacon, BTW.

Tokki Wartooth
02-11-2005, 11:08 PM
No no, BEACON. Geez, get it right! >:(

Mr. Graves
02-12-2005, 07:12 PM
Don't eat food that's not safe to eat anymore. Simple.

Also, always fry bacon on a stove. Never Microwave it. It kills the flavor.

"Beacon", lol.