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Matthew
02-18-2005, 06:40 AM
I hope to mate with your women and trade spices and miniature figurines of the Peanuts characters.

For those of you unfamiliar with my name, or how I've weaseled my join date as being in 2000, you must close your eyes and imagine an era where the name Eyes on Final Fantasy bannered an ezboard. A man calling himself Cid, but who we would soon learn was named something completely different than Cid (You liar!), advertised said ezboard on the message forum Final Fantasy: Worlds Apart. I, being one to do what topics on forums tell me, went there but did little. Then another ezboard I was apart of, which didn't ascend to godhood after the Golden Age of tGA. (One of which we all still sing about... Well, those who remember the words.) All of these forums came together in a Republic like system (Soon to turn to fascism under Raistlin's iron grip when abandoned by the four or five boards.), and I was reintroduced to your world in the form of Cid's Knights. (Before it was just a title and they actually patrolled a world in their heads fighting evil. I believe there was also a videogame in the works, one where BOU promised me a cameo, as I was the greatest person ever.)

For a time in our imaginary world I plucked characters from existing works, FASHIONED them to my own perverted designs, and then annoyed the general populace. There was Locke Cole (Transformed from Square's version to an angsty knight.), Heero Yuy (Transformed from an angsty Gundam pilot to an angsty spaceman who landed in tGA's world, one never named out of laziness.), and Yurius (Taken from a then untranslated videogame and done up the best I could from just a pretty picture. Pyromaniac, angst-free!) Regrettably, I stuck with the Heero Yuy handle on EoFF (Current fanboism and user names shouldn't mix. I learned this too late in life.), spamming up a ubb and a vb I believe. This was when spam was legalized in some sixteen ot ellebenty. I recall a Del spamming some with me. And then I DISAPPEARED. And now I'm here, typing this up cuz I'm bored and you're smelly.

ANYWAY, those not around in those glorious and unoriginal times... Um, hi, I guess. Do you still claim newbies?

EDIT:
I also randomly joined other incarnations of EoFF as Kenshin, and God. Kenshin was a break with my recently instated first law of usernaming, and God because it was hilarious to read the PMs it generated.

krissy
02-18-2005, 06:53 AM
I approve everything this man has to say.

Rainecloud
02-18-2005, 07:07 AM
Hi, Sugpo. Is this your tenth account?

Matthew
02-18-2005, 07:10 AM
Ever? Maybe. Currently? Nah. Only one.

Jojee
02-18-2005, 07:55 AM
Matt is Sugpo? xD LIAR.

*screw Matt* =} Sup. You're not a n00b. Liar. You type too much. xD *skims*

Btw you're my n00b XD even though you're not one.

Matthew
02-18-2005, 08:02 AM
Sorry, assumed that was a typo of sexy dude.

Samuraid
02-18-2005, 08:08 AM
Welcome. :D

Dr.M
02-18-2005, 09:52 AM
yo dude!

Resha
02-18-2005, 10:51 AM
You're not a n00b. Liar.

You sure don't sound like one.

Loony BoB
02-18-2005, 12:02 PM
This is not a newbie thread and if the RPG BOU was making that you were talking about was to be titled EoFF: Sick Irony, then he completed the game and it's still downloadable over at Smallcave. I'm pretty sure I remember you being in it, although I might be horribly, horribly wrong.

Hi!

Miriel
02-18-2005, 12:12 PM
*squishes the sorta-kinda-not really-newbie*

Citizen Bleys
02-18-2005, 12:43 PM
Who let you in?

fire_of_avalon
02-18-2005, 01:21 PM
Hi! I don't know you but your reputation kind of preceeds you in the fact that oldbies talk about you and I don't understand a word they say.

So... do somethin' notable already.

Nod
02-18-2005, 05:31 PM
I also randomly joined other incarnations of EoFF as Kenshin, and God. Kenshin was a break with my recently instated first law of usernaming, and God because it was hilarious to read the PMs it generated.

....God...yup...that is a pretty funny thing to do :lol:

so, hey there, not-so-new newbie!

Psychotic
02-18-2005, 05:35 PM
Hey Matthew. Kiuru tells me that you are hot. She really said that! Totally!

Citizen Bleys
02-18-2005, 07:51 PM
She must have been really drunk.

Jojee
02-18-2005, 07:59 PM
What do you mean, Bleys? Matt IS hot! Super hot! :p SIZZLIN'!

Dking'squeen
02-18-2005, 07:59 PM
if you'll walk with me up to my room, i will show and teach you things you have never known

Pure Strife
02-18-2005, 08:03 PM
Yousa think you so smarty.

boris no no
02-18-2005, 08:12 PM
if you'll walk with me up to my room, i will show and teach you things you have never known
how to put the duvet cover on the damn duvet??
i really can't do that.
they should never have invented king size bed covers....

Matthew
02-18-2005, 08:55 PM
Something of note... There was that yoop nonesense I participated in, and I was fond of hiding under Britt's skirt, though the powers that be put a stop to that. ;_;

Raistlin
02-18-2005, 09:01 PM
Aww...Britt's skirt...good times.

And yes, Matt, you were in Sick Irony.

Jojee
02-18-2005, 09:16 PM
Kekekeke Kefky Bug, yoop aire teh kewlest dop evaire! :love:

Matthew
02-18-2005, 09:26 PM
mwa aire happay

Raistlin
02-18-2005, 09:35 PM
*seppuku*

Matthew
02-18-2005, 09:45 PM
Haha, Raist and his jibberish.

Raistlin
02-19-2005, 12:45 AM
Matt and his craziness. <3

Also, go join the Unne party!

Ouch!
02-19-2005, 12:56 AM
I remember you as God, though I never sent you any PMs.

So uh, oyo, I suppose.

Yamaneko
02-19-2005, 01:02 AM
Hey, newb.

Matthew
02-19-2005, 07:40 AM
Hey, mom.

strawberryman
02-19-2005, 07:50 AM
Welcome to your doom. you will get twice as much of me now!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*is strawberrymage in TGA*