Heaven and Hell

[Strider]

Let's say that each person had a different heaven and hell, based on the things you love, hate and all that other good stuff. What would your heaven and hell consist of?

[Rye]

Hmmm... well, for religious people, Heaven is for believers of their God. I think heaven is for good people, regardless their religion. Hell is for bad people, like rapist.

[Tasura]

my heaven would consist of video games and card games, my hell would be devoid of females, food, and sleep.

[boris no no]

my own personal heaven?
probaly lots of hot naked men and oil..........

hell....no naked hot men and oil :cool:

[Strider]

Hmmm... well, for religious people, Heaven is for believers of their God. I think heaven is for good people, regardless their religion. Hell is for bad people, like rapist.
I think you're missing the point. Just take a look at boris here's answer. :p

[Tasura]

what about my answer, am i chopped liver? :(

[boris no no]

oh and heaven would also have a never ending supply of chocolate and i'd never be able to get fat!!


:D :D :D :D

[Rye]

Oh! xD Okies... well, it'd be full of Quesadillas, and my friends, and good music, and a fountain of iced tea. :o

[Psychotic]

am i chopped liver? :(Yes dear. You're chopped liver. Of course you are. :)

[Strider]

what about my answer, am i chopped liver? :(
No, you don't look like it.

[Xander]

My heaven would have Lindsey and lots and lots of pandas, and all we'd do would be eat lots of delicious food, and sleep lots, and play games together, and do naughty things, and never have to go to work, and be really lazy, and everything would be cute and bright and colourful and everybody would be happy and friendly and it would be filled with cuteness and love and food. n__n

My hell would be, I guess, the opposite, a dark place with no colour, it'd be cold and nothing would be cute or happy and I'd have to do boring continuous work that made me ache all the time, and there wouldn't be enough sleeping or eating, and no games, and I'd be lonely. ;__;

[Psychotic]

No, you don't look like it.Don't contradict me! It makes it look like we're bad parents! :mad2:

Heaven: A bed that I could sleep in forever and ever.
Hell: Nothingness.

[Dking'squeen]

My heaven would be full of friends, people i love, family, banana candy, cats, a weapon to destroy the earth with if you humans get out of hand!

My hell...well...what would be there?...um...licorish or however it;s spelled

[Tasura]

Yes dear. You're chopped liver. Of course you are.

I also dont feel like haggis.

[Jojee]

My heaven is a night with Psy.

...Haha! Just kidding. Duh.

My heaven is my boy and my friends and nice people and cute things and pink fluffy things and webdesign and computer and love and food and chocolate and hot boys and ice cream... ee... @_@ *falls over*

My hell would be the opposite of those things? xD

Oh my, you know what would really be hell? A NIGHT WITH PSY. :|

[Psychotic]

Oh my, you know what would really be hell? A NIGHT WITH PSY. :|Yeah. Because in the morning you'd wake up and realise you'd never see me again. Now that really is hell. Poor Jojo...

[Dking'squeen]

oh wait, i know what my heaven would be. A night with Kyle, Bobby or Elijah ;)

[Xander]

cute things and pink fluffy things and webdesign and computer and love and food and chocolate

Whee, I like you Jojo. ^_^ Except for the pinkness. I don't like pink. xD

[Jebus]

Heaven: Where I could enjoy a cup of Earl Gray tea without someone making a comparison to Star Trek. Where I could mention that my hero is French without being labeled a traitor.

Hell: A few miles south of where I am now.

[boris no no]

Oh my, you know what would really be hell? A NIGHT WITH PSY. :|
you'd wake up and die of fright!

:D joking psy!
i bet your beautiful really!

[Jojee]

*shoots Psy* xD You make no sense, Mr. You're horrible in bed.

Xan, I like you, too... *winks* Let's get hitched. ;)

Edit: Haha, boris knows where it's at ;)

[Dr.K]

Hmm. My heaven. Some kind of realm where there were no commitments, no deadlines, no anxiety, where people could eat lucky charms for breakfast all day long, thus also eliminating the concept of breakfast altogether. 2 BIRDS? ONE STONE? I THINK SO!

Hell. A Playstation and a copy of Tomb Raider.

[Levian]

Heaven: Margaret Thatcher. Anything else would just be a bonus.
Hell: JOJO, SHE BITES.

[Fuzakeru]

Heaven - Rampaging orgies with Myles and other hot women and cheese whiz on sour cream and onion chips.
Hell - Having to rewatch old episodes of Slim GoodBody.

[Psychotic]

Heaven: Margaret Thatcher. Anything else would just be a bonus.
Hell: JOJO, SHE BITES.Actually I'm switching my answer to this. :love:

[Dking'squeen]

Hell. A Playstation and a copy of Tomb Raider.

This is now my new Hell answer

[Citizen Bleys]

I don't know what my idea of Heaven would be like, but I would not voluntarily enter the Kingdom of any deity who maintains any such thing as "Hell," since the denizens thereof are invariably driven to their crimes by the suffering imposed upon them by this cruel, cold world. Were there no suffering, there would be no sin, and such a high-and-mighty deity ought to have the power to end suffering.

I cannot abide one who punishes others for that which is His/Her fault.

[Quina]

Heaven would be a never ending buffet. Hell would be the same thing except it would be at the Sizzler.

[Lindy]

I don't know what my idea of Heaven would be like, but I would not voluntarily enter the Kingdom of any deity who maintains any such thing as "Hell," since the denizens thereof are invariably driven to their crimes by the suffering imposed upon them by this cruel, cold world. Were there no suffering, there would be no sin, and such a high-and-mighty deity ought to have the power to end suffering.

I cannot abide one who punishes others for that which is His/Her fault.
Hell is where Bleys loses his inability to confer opinions "rationally".

Lindy, can you try make a post sometime where you're not dissing someone else? Thank you. ~ Leeza

[YukiKiro]

heaven, all the great games you could possibly want and great sex with no guilt. hell, no games, no tv, no games, no books, and no couches. a small room, no lights, and a horrible stench eminating from a small vent, with no cloth or anything to cover the vent.

[fire_of_avalon]

Heaven - Rampaging orgies with Myles and other hot women and cheese whiz on sour cream and onion chips.
Hell - Having to rewatch old episodes of Slim GoodBody.

SLIM GOODBODY WAS SO COOL I HATE YOU NOW.

My heaven would be pretty much like this, just living day to day, except there would be a little less pain and people would listen to me more often and my friends wouldn't go tramping off to ENGLAND WITHOUT ME ;_;

Hell would be what Psy said. Me and the void. *shudder*

[Luc]

Heaven: Good food, and hot girls. Oh yeah, a PS2 and any great games, such as Shadow Hearts. =)

Hell: A PS2 and a copy of FFX-2, and ugly girls.

[Fuzakeru]

SLIM GOODBODY WAS SO COOL I HATE YOU NOW.

:D How could you like that guy? He's creepy.

[Rye]

The most awesome creepy guy is Senor Cardgage. Hell for me would be eternity with Strong Sad.

[Fuzakeru]

Strong Sad reminds me of Strong bad and that reminds me that ealier Myles and I were talking about how cool it would be if when it's time for the 'end of the Earth' the anitchrist would yell out, "It's almost over!" then God would pop his head out and say, "Now it's over!" . . . then we'd all die. :)

[ZeZipster]

Well... Heaven would have the Flag and Hell wouldn't. But I don't have to worry about that because the anti-flag has to live among us for 7 years before that.

[GhandiOwnsYou]

lol

Heaven: A world of sprawling landscapes dotted with nifty rooms with comfortable furniture and cool lighting, each outfitted with an auto junkfood maker, spitting out all manner of foods that are fried or coated in powedery flavoring (cheetos, Doritos, the whole -itos family basically) With a projection screen movie theater size and an infinite library of videogames and DVDs. filled with women who will fawn over me. and My girlfriend who will remain strangely un-jealous. And i want cars, Lots of cool cars and motorcycles. (my heaven is so SIMPLE....lol) oh, and lastly, my comfortable furniture should be laced with hormones that remove all body fat and replace it with rock hard ultra-sculpted muscle, and replace the sensation of pain with mellow poke. *grin*

Hell: a big black emptyness, with no visible anything. not, like, black, i'd be able to see myself, but NOTHING else. I think that'd be enough, just wandering around for eternity driving yourself slowly mad would be the worst thing ever. nothing hunger, thirst or temperature wise really, just the madness of having no visible features or sound other than yourself.

[Loony BoB]

Heaven: Take New Zealand and remove the people I dislike and add the people I like that live overseas. A girlfriend that loves me would be nice, too. Preferrably one that I love just as much as she loves me.

Hell: Psychotic becomes ruler of the world.

[Strider]

I'm noticing a trend. Everyone's hell involves Psychotic somehow...

[Fuzakeru]

That's because Psy is a whore so versatile.