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Ace Protorney
02-21-2005, 11:20 PM
I heard that Baloki tried to bribe Loony BoB into unbanning him.

But that's not all! There ought to be more scandals like this! Seeing that EoFF is in the process of elections, there's a rumor going on that BAoTW were spreading lies about various other parties, including one that the Unne Avatar Party would ban signatures at a whole.

Do you know of any other scandals that is probably occurring in these forums?

Rye
02-21-2005, 11:22 PM
The Peter scandal. :(

Ace Protorney
02-21-2005, 11:24 PM
No, I'm talking about recent scandals. :(

Quina
02-21-2005, 11:27 PM
Yes.

krissy
02-21-2005, 11:29 PM
Baloki's banned?

ALL POLITICAL PARTIES OTHER THAN THE PINK PARTY HAVE BEEN HEAVILY INVOLVED IN DRUG SMUGGLING ACROSS THE FF9 FORUM.

Psychotic
02-21-2005, 11:30 PM
So let me get this straight: Proto has started a rumour that there's a rumour that BAoTW are making rumours? Okaaaaay.

Craig
02-21-2005, 11:30 PM
Oh really? Well I heard that the Pink party have been smuggling illegal immigrants into EoFF to join their party!

Del Murder
02-21-2005, 11:31 PM
The EoFF Sniper is either MIA or KIA.

GhandiOwnsYou
02-22-2005, 01:39 AM
The BAoTW Party started a moomba prostitution ring in the FF7 forum (those locked rooms in the honey bee inn? yep, it's all Psychotic and Ansems doing. and now ANSEM has the nerve to try and put it on the ACE party. tis quite a shame. The ace party loves moombas, and the Moombas love the ace party. STOP MOOMBA PROSTITUTION!

*lights candles for poor moombas*

edit: and wtf did Baloki do to get banned?

ZeZipster
02-22-2005, 01:50 AM
The BAoTW Party started a moomba prostitution ring in the FF7 forum (those locked rooms in the honey bee inn? yep, it's all Psychotic and Ansems doing. and now ANSEM has the nerve to try and put it on the ACE party. tis quite a shame. The ace party loves moombas, and the Moombas love the ace party. STOP MOOMBA PROSTITUTION!

*lights candles for poor moombas*

edit: and wtf did Baloki do to get banned?

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eestlinc
02-22-2005, 02:01 AM
Lesbian Seagull was pruned along with EoFF Sniper.

I'm really Del Murder's second account, but it would DAMAGE THE TOWN to hear it.

Erdrick Holmes
02-22-2005, 02:33 AM
I heard Linus bribed the staff so he can make second accounts and not get banned.

Fuzakeru
02-22-2005, 02:41 AM
I heard that JoJo was handing our 'favors' for . . . . wait, that's nothing new. -pout-

Although, I did hear that the goose Fabio killed with his face was indeed a dear loved one of a special needs penguin whose mother had just died when an angry, abused Moomba strangled her to death. ;_;

crashNUMBERS
02-22-2005, 02:53 AM
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LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Election Booth
02-22-2005, 04:27 AM
The election is rigged!

Jojee
02-22-2005, 05:18 AM
EB, that's no rumor ;)

Steph, you're only saying that cos' I gave you favors! Way to betray my trust!

I heard a rumor that the Fluffy Pink party is the best thing ever ^_^;; It's true, too.

Quina
02-22-2005, 05:20 AM
Yeah I saw that written on the bathroom stall, below Denmark's phone number.

RSL
02-22-2005, 05:21 AM
You shouldn't believe everything you hear, jojo.

Jojee
02-22-2005, 05:25 AM
I heard RSL likes bagels.... more than he should. :( He's a part of the Unne party, ya know ;)

eestlinc
02-22-2005, 05:26 AM
RSL really should have run for ff1-4, although he did a good job with Feedback.

Zell's Fists of Fury
02-22-2005, 06:18 AM
Word around town is that Krissy is a woman.

Matthew
02-22-2005, 06:24 AM
Rumor is I want her number.

krissy
02-22-2005, 06:30 AM
Oh you guys.... :blush:

*ETERNAL FANTASY*
02-22-2005, 06:42 AM
Its a soapy world her in the land of eoff

....and i love it! :D

Rainecloud
02-22-2005, 07:17 AM
Sugpo is watching us.

escobert
02-22-2005, 07:30 AM
Baloki's banned?

ALL POLITICAL PARTIES OTHER THAN THE PINK PARTY HAVE BEEN HEAVILY INVOLVED IN DRUG SMUGGLING ACROSS THE FF9 FORUM.
I SAW YOU AND BLOWJO TRYING TO SELL CRACK TO LITTLE THE KIDS IN MIDGAR LAST WEEK :eek:

strawberryman
02-22-2005, 07:37 AM
I heard that an insane killer is on EoFF and he happens to like
strawberries.
and that he plans to poison BAoTW's nachos.

Stupid Moomba 88
02-22-2005, 09:29 AM
I heard a rumour that BoB was evil and that power politics exist in secret among the staff, especialliy in higher members to get the lower ones to do their bidding unnessecraily as an abuse of power.

Lord Xehanort
02-22-2005, 11:18 AM
The BAoTW Party started a moomba prostitution ring in the FF7 forum (those locked rooms in the honey bee inn? yep, it's all Psychotic and Ansems doing. and now ANSEM has the nerve to try and put it on the ACE party. tis quite a shame. The ace party loves moombas, and the Moombas love the ace party. STOP MOOMBA PROSTITUTION!

*lights candles for poor moombas*


Ansem: You're the one who started the Propaganda Wars. I'd say I'm putting up a good fight considering I don't have Photoshop.

Kounetsu: There's Moomba Prostitution in the FF7 Forum!? *runs to find*

Resha
02-22-2005, 11:53 AM
I heard a rumor that the Fluffy Pink party is the best thing ever ^_^;; It's true, too.

I heard that tooooo! I guess it's GOTTA be true, then. :cool: :love:

escobert
02-22-2005, 02:31 PM
No.

crashNUMBERS
02-22-2005, 06:57 PM
I heard that an insane killer is on EoFF and he happens to like
strawberries.
and that he plans to poison BAoTW's nachos.

I wonder who that could be :rolleyes2


Kounetsu: There's Moomba Prostitution in the FF7 Forum!? *runs to find*


LMAO! :lol:.

krissy
02-22-2005, 07:03 PM
I SAW YOU AND BLOWJO TRYING TO SELL CRACK TO LITTLE THE KIDS IN MIDGAR LAST WEEK :eek:

That was flour! They were going to make bread because they were hungry! We were giving them a huge discount because we believe in helping humanity!

Psychotic
02-22-2005, 07:21 PM
No.Rumour is that I'm in love with Bert. :love:

crashNUMBERS
02-22-2005, 07:22 PM
*Ahem* right

Psychotic
02-22-2005, 07:24 PM
Rumour has it that crashLOTSOFNUMBERS is in love with me. :love:

crashNUMBERS
02-22-2005, 07:29 PM
NO I MEANT TO QUOTE RENO!!

Psychotic
02-22-2005, 07:31 PM
Rumour has it that crashLOTSOFNUMBERS meant to quote Reno.





And is still in love with me

Jojee
02-22-2005, 07:40 PM
*snorts crack* Teeheheh...

Edit: I mean, hugs not drugs ^^

crashNUMBERS
02-22-2005, 07:56 PM
Rumour has it that crashLOTSOFNUMBERS meant to quote Reno.





And is still in love with me


Hey shuddap!! just so you know im a guy

Psychotic
02-22-2005, 07:57 PM
Just so you know, so am I. But rumour has it that I'm not at weekends. :)

ZeZipster
02-22-2005, 08:01 PM
Just so you know, so am I. But rumour has it that I'm not at weekends. :)
Rumour has it that that turns me on.

Squall04
02-22-2005, 08:05 PM
Rumor has it that I have no flippin' idea what anybody is talking about with these "elections" going on. I've only been active for about a month and I didn't want to look like an idiot and ask what they were. But now I am.

Destai
02-22-2005, 08:05 PM
Just so you know, so am I. But rumour has it that I'm not at weekends. :) :lol:

crashNUMBERS
02-22-2005, 08:20 PM
Rumour has it that that turns me on.

Rumour has it you make me laugh to much :lol:

ZeZipster
02-22-2005, 08:26 PM
Rumour has it you make me laugh to much :lol:

Take THAT Psychotic. Crashrandomnumbers likes me and not you!

What a bizarre love triangle...

Psychotic
02-22-2005, 08:29 PM
Rumour has it that I'm heart-broken at this news. :whimper:

amratis
02-22-2005, 08:33 PM
Rumour has it that Psy is a complete nutjob and needs to put in a padded room, so that I can rule BAoTW. :p

Jojee
02-22-2005, 08:35 PM
Rumor has it that amratis is Reno, but krissy is Not at All Reno. :|

StarlightAngel
02-22-2005, 08:42 PM
Rumor has it that Fluffy Pink Party is evil because everyone knows that the color pink is evil.

Rumor has it that I have become almost lost in this thread.

Rumor has it that someone needs to find me and get me out cuz this place is dark and scary :(

Jojee
02-22-2005, 08:44 PM
Rumor has it that you should head toward the pink light at the end of the tunnel ;)

PS, we're not evil. That's a fact!

StarlightAngel
02-22-2005, 08:46 PM
Rumor has it that the pink light at the end of the tunnel leads to hell

Rumor has it that I'm still lost and Flonne is NOT helping.

Rumor has it that Min is out to kill me.

Rumor has it that no one here will know who the hell Min is.

Psychotic
02-22-2005, 08:47 PM
Rumour has it that Starlight Angel is in love with me.

Rumour has it that Jojo is also in love with me.

Rumour has it that :roll:

Rye
02-22-2005, 08:49 PM
Rumor has it that with your powers combined, I am CAPTAIN PLANET.

StarlightAngel
02-22-2005, 08:50 PM
Rumor has it that Psy needs to die :)

Rumor has it that I'm STILL FREAKIN' LOST!

Squall04
02-22-2005, 08:52 PM
Rumor has it that with your powers combined, I am CAPTAIN PLANET.
LMAO.

Psychotic
02-22-2005, 08:53 PM
Rumour has it that EARTH!

Rumour has it that Starlight Angel DEFINITELY wants me. :cool:

Squall04
02-22-2005, 08:57 PM
Word on the street says Jojo touches herself at night.
And that's why all the dinosaurs died.

Rumour has it that Starlight Angel DEFINITELY wants me.
No, if she wants you, how am I ever going to capture her heart???

Rye
02-22-2005, 08:57 PM
And that's why all the dinosaurs died.

xDDD!

Destai
02-22-2005, 08:58 PM
Rumor has it that with your powers combined, I am CAPTAIN PLANET.Oh I remeber! FIRE!

Nod
02-22-2005, 08:59 PM
Word on the street says Jojo touches herself at night.

LMAO

Little Miss Awesome
02-22-2005, 08:59 PM
Oh really? Well I heard that the Pink party have been smuggling illegal immigrants into EoFF to join their party!

Only three! :mad2:

amratis
02-22-2005, 09:07 PM
Rumor has it that amratis is Reno, but krissy is Not at All Reno. :|

Rumour has it that amra is a complete twat for not seeing that one before :D I AM Reno!

StarlightAngel
02-22-2005, 09:12 PM
Rumour has it that Starlight Angel DEFINITELY wants me. :cool:


No, if she wants you, how am I ever going to capture her heart???

Rumor has it that I am now going to run away. Very far away.

Psychotic
02-22-2005, 09:17 PM
Into my arms......so there.......I winShe's an Ace Party member. So clearly you don't.

Rumour has it that the Ace Party have SARS.

StarlightAngel
02-22-2005, 09:19 PM
Rumor has it that I ran away to Japan on one of the many islands. Over 100 I believe.

Rumor has it that Psy's rumor is just a rumor and thus is not real. :)

Psychotic
02-22-2005, 09:20 PM
Rumour has it that Psy's rumour is awesome and therefore IS real. :)

Squall04
02-22-2005, 09:22 PM
Rumor has it that I am still womanless over here.

crashNUMBERS
02-22-2005, 09:26 PM
Take THAT Psychotic. Crashrandomnumbers likes me and not you!

What a bizarre love triangle...



IM A GUY YOU FREAKIN WHORE LOVER!!!

Psychotic
02-22-2005, 09:26 PM
IM A GUY YOU FREAKIN WHORE LOVER!!!That's not what the rumours say. :)

crashNUMBERS
02-22-2005, 09:27 PM
no offense but....

SHUDDAP YOU FAG!!!

StarlightAngel
02-22-2005, 09:28 PM
Rumor has it that Psy's rumors may be awesome but still aren't real. :)

crashNUMBERS
02-22-2005, 09:28 PM
Thank you!!! :)

Psychotic
02-22-2005, 09:30 PM
Fact has it that all my rumours are true :)


SHUDDAP YOU FAG!!!There you have it folks, proof that the Ace Party are mindless homophobes who think gays should not be allowed to have opinions. Not that I am gay, but for whatever personal reasons, this guy thinks I am.

The Ace Party: The Party of Homophobia.

StarlightAngel
02-22-2005, 09:32 PM
Fact has it that I don't have SARS so your rumors a just rumors. :)

Psychotic
02-22-2005, 09:33 PM
Fact has it that HEY LOOK A BEAR!

StarlightAngel
02-22-2005, 09:34 PM
Fact is THE BEAR IS GOING TO EAT PSY!

Psychotic
02-22-2005, 09:35 PM
Rumour has it that Psy is too busy on Mars to be eaten by the bear, who has just spotted his dinner: Starlight Angel...

Female Ryuichi
02-22-2005, 09:35 PM
Rumour is that BoB has an affair with a light bulb :love:

crashNUMBERS
02-22-2005, 09:37 PM
Fact has it that all my rumours are true :)

There you have it folks, proof that the Ace Party are mindless homophobes who think gays should not be allowed to have opinions. Not that I am gay, but for whatever personal reasons, this guy thinks I am.

The Ace Party: The Party of Homophobia.


Im not a homophobe I just wanted you to get off my back.

StarlightAngel
02-22-2005, 09:39 PM
Rumour has it that Psy is too busy on Mars to be eaten by the bear, who has just spotted his dinner: Starlight Angel...

Rumor has it that I already sliced it into tiny bits with my spear. :)

Psychotic
02-22-2005, 09:39 PM
Im not a homophobe I just wanted you to get off my back.I was never on your back. This is a JOKE thread, where people are messing around. If you want someone to stop joking with you, then just ask them.

But of course you're homophobic if you use "fag", a derogatory term for a homosexual person, in an insulting manner. You're saying "Your opinion is worthless because of your sexual orientation", albeit in a more ignorant manner. :)

Jojee
02-22-2005, 09:40 PM
Wtf? xD *shoots Doom* *shoots Psy too while I'm at it*

Rumor has it that W-boats are SPAMMERS.

crashNUMBERS
02-22-2005, 09:41 PM
Fine I am sorry but Im still not a homophbe.

StarlightAngel
02-22-2005, 09:41 PM
Im not a homophobe I just wanted you to get off my back.

This is all in good fun. Don't let it get to you. :)

EDIT: Psy is too fast >_> Its scary.

EDIT 2: Strike that, All of you are hella fast.

Behold the Void
02-22-2005, 09:41 PM
Rumor has it that if Psy even looks at my sister funny I'll be pulling his entrails out with a white hot hook and throwing him off a cliff to see if the entrails snap or bounce his body back up. If the latter of the two happens, rumor has it that said entrails will then be doused in gasoline and set afire.

Female Ryuichi
02-22-2005, 09:42 PM
Rumour is that nobody loves me and that I'm going to go eat some worms :(

Psychotic
02-22-2005, 09:42 PM
Rumor has it that if Psy even looks at my sister funny I'll be pulling his entrails out with a white hot hook and throwing him off a cliff to see if the entrails snap or bounce his body back up. If the latter of the two happens, rumor has it that said entrails will then be doused in gasoline and set afire.Rumour has it that he'll LIKE IT. :joey:

Behold the Void
02-22-2005, 09:48 PM
Rumour has it that he'll LIKE IT. :joey:

Well then, time to take out me ole eviscerating knife.

Squall04
02-23-2005, 12:04 AM
Rumor has it that after two hours, this thread is finally dead!!!

ZeZipster
02-23-2005, 12:13 AM
Rumor has it that prefixing everything with rumor has it is getting old!

crashNUMBERS
02-23-2005, 12:24 AM
Word has it that squall 04 doesnt understand this forum.

Fuzakeru
02-23-2005, 12:30 AM
Rumor has it that Steph is way to late for everything cool that happens.


Steph, you're only saying that cos' I gave you favors! Way to betray my trust!
I wasn't complaining! =O

P.S. - Magnifying glasses may make objects appear larger than they are!

Ouch!
02-23-2005, 12:46 AM
P.S. - Magnifying glasses may make objects appear larger than they are!
Rumor has it you can burn little ants with magnifying glasses. But BAoTW members would never do such a thing, unlike the members of some other parties.

Lord Xehanort
02-23-2005, 01:37 AM
Kounetsu: *never found it*

Ansem: Rumor has it that Destai has a strange fetish with imitating Simon Cowell.

Kounetsu: Rumor has it that I have slept with people from the Ace Party.

Del Murder
02-23-2005, 02:22 AM
The highlight of this thread was reading Doomsday's sig.

I am better than all of you. That is not a rumor.

<i>The Elitist Party. We are better than all of you.</i>

crashNUMBERS
02-23-2005, 02:26 AM
Soz del but ACE ROCKS!! It rules!!! It owns you all ..... for free!

Del Murder
02-23-2005, 02:28 AM
I don't know what that means.

crashNUMBERS
02-23-2005, 02:32 AM
Soz = sorry and im saying that ace is the best.

Dignified Pauper
02-23-2005, 03:19 AM
Well, in my election news thread, it was uncovered that Bob and Psych Slept together in secret alliance... I think I'll pull some more out later.

Samuraid
02-23-2005, 03:58 AM
Rumor has it that no party is actually as bad or evil as the other parties think. :D

eestlinc
02-23-2005, 05:00 AM
<a href=http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=11872>rumor has it this thread has been done before</a>

Ace Protorney
02-23-2005, 05:14 AM
That was the past rumors. We're talking about present scandals.

Kirobaito
02-23-2005, 05:15 AM
Rumor has it that no party is actually as bad or evil as the other parties think. :D
Except BAoTW.

Can I get a go #eoff, Ace, Fluffy Pink, Unne Avatar, and any others that I'm sure to forget?

crashNUMBERS
02-23-2005, 05:16 AM
wow thats long ago!

strawberryman
02-23-2005, 05:23 AM
Rumor is it that I hate you all.

Election Booth
02-23-2005, 05:23 AM
I was still Nait back when that thread was made.

crashNUMBERS
02-23-2005, 05:29 AM
Rumor is it that I hate you all.

Rumor is it that you tried to sabbotage BAoTW and poisen their nachos.
May I join :rolleyes2

Quina
02-23-2005, 05:57 AM
That was the past rumors. We're talking about present scandals.
There seems to be a lot of them.

strawberryman
02-23-2005, 05:59 AM
Rumor is it that you tried to sabbotage BAoTW and poisen their nachos.
May I join :rolleyes2
Rumor is it that you're accepted, and you need to distract them.

Fuzakeru
02-23-2005, 06:01 AM
I was still Nait back when that thread was made.
It's rumored that Fuzakeru didn't even know you were Nait back then. :p
It's also rumored that when you don't wear socks your feet tend to get cold. Save your toes. White cotton am goal.

Del Murder
02-23-2005, 06:07 AM
I'm working on a couple conspiracies now. I'll keep you guys posted.

Election Booth
02-23-2005, 06:17 AM
It's also rumored that when you don't wear socks your feet tend to get cold. Save your toes. White cotton am goal.

especially when you have concrete floors.

strawberryman
02-23-2005, 06:21 AM
especially when you have concrete floors.
And when it's winter.

Fuzakeru
02-23-2005, 06:24 AM
especially when you have concrete floors.And when it's winter.
When it's snowing outside at about 24 degrees and stupid people in your home think it's too hot so they open the screen door AND turn the air conditioner fan on and then turn on another fan across the room and still complain it's too hot. >_< -RANTS wearing two pairs of socks-

crashNUMBERS
02-23-2005, 04:56 PM
Rumor is it that you're accepted, and you need to distract them.

Rumor is it that how do I distract them 'cause if I get banned then its your fault :p

Miller Family Dog
02-23-2005, 05:07 PM
Abby likes to dress me up like a Barbie doll.

Dignified Pauper
02-23-2005, 10:42 PM
Lots of Old Headlines

BAotW Make Millions By Switching From Animal To Insect Labor, In Response To #eoff, the Party, Claims

BAotW Forces Animals and Hobbits to Have Illegal Sexual Relations and Profit From It Via the Internet

Jojo Sells Soul to Agent Proto For Cheetos, Real Reason Still Unkown (courtesy of Flying Mullet)

Baloki joined BAoTW because he lost a bet to Psychotic involving a buffalo, an ice cube and a pitching wedge (Also Courtesy of Flying Mullet)


Millions of leisure seconds wasted because of election

Bob Outsources Coding Jobs to Highly Qualified Members of the Community!




The following has not been deemed true or untrue.


I am writing on behalf of myself and a few of my friends to state that Mr. Looney BoB's bald-faced lies and growing list of material falsehoods raise some new and very disturbing issues. To begin with, whenever BoB finds himself confronted by the law, he insists it needs reforming. That fact may not be pleasant, but it is a fact regardless of our wishes on the matter. If we are to build a society in which people have a sense of permanence and stability, not chaos and uncertainty, then we must be guided by a healthy and progressive ideology, not by the villainous and vexatious ideologies that BoB promotes. It is my contention that his standard operating procedure is to use both overt and covert deceptions to censor any incomplicitous announcements. But there's the rub; inane, twisted litterbugs serve as the priests in his cult of grungy teetotalism. These "priests" spend their days basking in BoB's reflected glory, pausing only when BoB instructs them to commit confrontational, in-your-face acts of violence, intimidation, and incivility. What could be more libidinous? I mean, we can divide his pronouncements into three categories: violent, disgraceful, and stolid. I could accuse BoB of using cantankerous, deluded urban guerrillas to get his way, but I wouldn't stoop to that level. When I look back I think, "BoB should be locked up." If you've never seen him declare a national emergency, round up everyone who disagrees with him, and put them in concentration camps, you're either incredibly unobservant or are concealing the truth from yourself. It's my hunch that someone has to be willing to take off the kid gloves and vent some real anger at him. Even if it's not polite to do so. Even if it hurts a lot of people's feelings. Even if everyone else is pretending that people are pawns to be used and manipulated.

What BoB is incapable of seeing is that he says he's going to cause riots in the streets when you least expect it. Good old BoB. He just loves to open his mouth and let all kinds of things come out without listening to how baleful they sound. To pick an obvious, but often overlooked, example, he keeps saying that his effusions provide a liberating insight into life, the universe, and everything. Isn't that claim getting a little shopworn? I mean, if he has spurred us to insist on a policy of zero tolerance toward Fabianism, then BoB may have accomplished a useful thing. He is the most prolix, useless, and officious waste of genetic material in our society. It's a pity. BoB wants to get me thrown in jail. He can't cite a specific statute that I've violated, but he does believe that there must be some statute. This tells me that the only weapons BoB has in his intellectual arsenal are book burning, brainwashing, and intimidation. That's all he has, and he knows it.

I want to deal stiffly with subversive brutes who bowdlerize all unfavorable descriptions of his warnings. I want to do this not because I need to tack another line onto my résumé, but because the objection may still be raised that immoralism is a noble goal. At first glance, this sounds almost believable. Yet the following must be borne in mind: If he is victorious in his quest to suborn disruptive porn stars to produce nothing but filth, then his crown will be the funeral wreath of humanity. Please don't ask me to ignore compromise and focus solely on BoB's personal agenda. I simply can't do that. If an attempt to advertise "magical" diets and bogus weight-loss pills isn't repressive, it certainly is vicious.

Anyone who thinks that BoB's paroxysms won't be used for political retribution has never been hauled before a tribunal and accused of cronyism. I've said that before and I've said it often, but perhaps I haven't been concrete enough or specific enough, so now I'll try to remedy those shortcomings. I'll try to be a lot more specific and concrete when I explain that when I'm through with BoB, he'll think twice before attempting to transmogrify society's petty gripes and irrational fears into "issues" to be catered to. Even if we accepted his catch-phrases, so what? Does that mean that character development is not a matter of "strength through adversity" but rather, "entitlement through victimization"? Of course not.

Drugged-out frotteurism is the shadow cast on society by BoB's ideologies, and as long as this is so, the attenuation of the shadow will not change the substance. Writing letters like this one has earned me more hate mail from BoB than you would care to hear about. He vehemently denies that, of course. But he obviously would, because if, five years ago, I had described a person like BoB to you and told you that in five years, he'd saddle the economy with crippling debt, you'd have thought me yellow-bellied. You'd have laughed at me and told me it couldn't happen. So it is useful now to note that, first, it has happened and, second, to try to understand how it happened and how he is out to lay down diktats that force me to lose all self-control. And when we play his game, we become accomplices.

We must advocate concrete action and specific quantifiable goals. Those who claim otherwise do so only to justify their own wishy-washy threats. Unsavory yahoos are more susceptible to BoB's brainwashing tactics than are any other group. Like water, their minds take the form of whatever receptacle he puts them in. They then lose all recollection that I respect the English language and believe in the use of words as a means of communication. Xenophobic blowhards like BoB, however, consider spoken communication as merely a set of noises uttered to excite emotions in neurotic despots in order to convince them to use every conceivable form of diplomacy, deception, pressure, coercion, bribery, treason, and terror to limit the terms of debate by declaring certain subjects beyond discussion. Now let's have some fun and examine a few of his more ridiculous statements. First, BoB said that he understands the difference between civilization and savagery. That's rather hidebound, isn't it? Later on, he claimed that our elected officials should be available for purchase by special-interest groups. What this really means is that he wants to perpetuate myths that glorify boosterism.

As a practical matter, one does not have to preach hatred in order to supply the missing ingredient that could stop the worldwide slide into clericalism. It is a wicked person who believes otherwise. Imagine people everywhere embracing his claim that a knowledge of correct diction, even if unused, evinces a superiority that covers cowardice or stupidity. The idea defies the imagination. BoB thinks it would be a great idea to stretch credulity beyond the breaking point. Even if we overlook the logistical impossibilities of such an idea, the underlying premise is still flawed. By allowing him to flout all of society's rules, we are allowing him to play puppet master. I pause to note that BoB constantly insists that it is his moral imperative to instill a subconscious feeling of guilt in those of us who disagree with his offhand remarks. But he contradicts himself when he says that radicalism and absenteeism are identical concepts.

I alluded to this earlier, but life isn't fair. We've all known this since the beginning of time, so why is he so compelled to complain about situations over which he has no control? I'll tell you what I think the answer is. I can't prove it, but if I'm correct, events soon will prove me right. I think that it's easy enough to hate him any day of the week on general principles. But now I'll tell you about some very specific things that he is up to, things that ought to make a real BoB-hater out of you. First off, he has stated that we should abandon the institutionalized and revered concept of democracy. That's just pure solecism. Well, in BoB's case, it might be pure ignorance, seeing that I want to give people more information about BoB, help them digest and assimilate and understand that information, and help them draw responsible conclusions from it. Here's one conclusion I indubitably hope people draw: BoB's advocates all have serious personal problems. In fact, the way he keeps them loyal to him is by encouraging and exacerbating these problems rather than by helping to overcome them. It's really amazing, isn't it? We can put people on the Moon and send robot explorers to Mars, but BoB wants to represent a threat to all the people in the area, indeed, possibly the world. Personally, I don't want that. Personally, I prefer freedom. If you also prefer freedom, then you should be working with me to hammer out solutions on the anvil of discourse. It is true that he can't, for the life of him, understand why anyone would prefer so much as one minute of solitude to the company of a clumsy gang of squalid, antisocial varmints, but it is our responsibility to ourselves, to our posterity, to our ancestors, and to the God of Nature, which made us what we are, to push the envelope on our knowledge of the world around us. (Actually, I have resisted taking legal action against BoB, as others have advised me to do, but that's not important now.) His perspective is that his stratagems won't be used for political retribution. My perspective, in contrast, is that BoB claims that he answers to no one. I maintain that the absurdities within that claim speak for themselves, although I should add that BoB's machinations are as troubling as his insistence that we can all live together happily without laws, like the members of some 1960s-style dope-smoking commune. You may have detected a hint of sarcasm in the way I phrased that last statement, but I assure you that I am not exaggerating the situation.

As gloomy as BoB's subliminal psywar campaigns are, BoB doesn't use words for communication or for exchanging information. He uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive. He has recently been going around claiming that insipid, pernicious devil-worshippers and loud brigands should rule this country. You really have to tie your brain in knots to be gullible enough to believe that junk.

It is easy for the public at large to dismiss sniffish, unconscionable protestors as wayward parasites. I have one itsy-bitsy problem with BoB's ploys. Videlicet, they drag men out of their beds in the dead of night and castrate them. And that's saying nothing about how he has never gotten ahead because of his hard work or innovative ideas. Rather, all of his successes are due to kickbacks, bribes, black market double-dealing, outright thuggery, and unsavory political intrigue. BoB's toadies want to shout direct personal insults and invitations to exchange fisticuffs for one purpose and one purpose only: to destroy any resistance by channeling it into ineffective paths. What this underlines, I think, is that when I was younger, I wanted to oppose evil wherever it rears its meretricious head. I still want to do that, but now I realize that he has mastered the art of bamboozling unwary listeners by introducing names of persons and events of which they have only a hazy recollection and then making statements, seemingly documented, with such authoritative confidence that they never think of trying to clarify their own recollections or consulting a reference work. But that's not all: His sermons are based on a technique I'm sure you've heard of. It's called "lying". I have now said everything there is to say. So, to summarize it all, I appear to have gotten ahead of myself here.

Ace Protorney
02-23-2005, 11:10 PM
That's definitely false.

Lord Xehanort
02-24-2005, 12:48 AM
Ansem: Rumor has it that all BAoTW Nachos are stored in the kitchen, where I am stationed.

Kounetsu: And rumor has it that any non-BaoTW Member who enters the BAoTW Kitchen must answer to me. And rumor has it that people who answer to me never answer anything again.

Dignified Pauper
02-24-2005, 01:03 AM
I heard that fluffy pink has hired "fluffers" to fluff out the competition...

Lord Xehanort
02-24-2005, 01:12 AM
Kounetsu: So thaaaaat's who's been fluffing me lately!

Ansem: Ewww...

YukiKiro
02-24-2005, 01:12 AM
I heard that Baloki tried to bribe Loony BoB into unbanning him.

But that's not all! There ought to be more scandals like this! Seeing that EoFF is in the process of elections, there's a rumor going on that BAoTW were spreading lies about various other parties, including one that the Unne Avatar Party would ban signatures at a whole.

Do you know of any other scandals that is probably occurring in these forums?

i i know that the forums are constantly under attack from a wild gang of balogna that calls themselves the ham herd. :D

Dignified Pauper
02-24-2005, 02:33 PM
From a VERY Semi-reliable source

Ace Party actually hates the walruses. Walruses have been known to be food for the Moomba! BAoTW FURIOUSLY ANGRY! Demands that all captive Walruses be put into their custody.

Lord Xehanort
02-25-2005, 01:07 AM
Ansem: I'll just have to go in there and bust 'em out! *grabs his special Double-Sided Keyblade (Chef's Knife)* iViva la walruseseseses!

Kounetsu: Time to spill some Moomba blood... *laughs hysterically*

Jojee
02-25-2005, 01:11 AM
What are fluffers?

Jack
02-25-2005, 11:37 AM
I am writing on behalf of myself and a few of my friends to state that Mr. Looney BoB's bald-faced lies and growing list of material falsehoods raise some new and very disturbing issues. To begin with, whenever BoB finds himself confronted by the law, he insists it needs reforming. That fact may not be pleasant, but it is a fact regardless of our wishes on the matter. If we are to build a society in which people have a sense of permanence and stability, not chaos and uncertainty, then we must be guided by a healthy and progressive ideology, not by the villainous and vexatious ideologies that BoB promotes. It is my contention that his standard operating procedure is to use both overt and covert deceptions to censor any incomplicitous announcements. But there's the rub; inane, twisted litterbugs serve as the priests in his cult of grungy teetotalism. These "priests" spend their days basking in BoB's reflected glory, pausing only when BoB instructs them to commit confrontational, in-your-face acts of violence, intimidation, and incivility. What could be more libidinous? I mean, we can divide his pronouncements into three categories: violent, disgraceful, and stolid. I could accuse BoB of using cantankerous, deluded urban guerrillas to get his way, but I wouldn't stoop to that level. When I look back I think, "BoB should be locked up." If you've never seen him declare a national emergency, round up everyone who disagrees with him, and put them in concentration camps, you're either incredibly unobservant or are concealing the truth from yourself. It's my hunch that someone has to be willing to take off the kid gloves and vent some real anger at him. Even if it's not polite to do so. Even if it hurts a lot of people's feelings. Even if everyone else is pretending that people are pawns to be used and manipulated.

Didn't Stupid Moomba 88 say something like that, but less evil. Never knew he had it in him...

crashNUMBERS
02-25-2005, 06:56 PM
Rumor has it that no ones posting in this thread anymore.

Ace Protorney
02-26-2005, 02:33 AM
You know, Election Booth wasn't even supposed to participate in the elections, and he's freaking in the Elitist Party. Who does he think he is? An elitist bastard? I think so myself.

Del Murder
02-26-2005, 02:34 AM
:cool:

If you read the rules it said only eestlinc wasn't able to participate.

Ace Protorney
02-26-2005, 02:35 AM
I think Del was behind that. You'll pay for this!!!! *shakes fist*

Del Murder
02-26-2005, 02:37 AM
I am behind almost everything.

Vote elitist.

crashNUMBERS
02-26-2005, 07:35 PM
Rumor has it that del tried to kill the moombas :eek:

Psychotic
02-26-2005, 07:40 PM
I am behind almost everything.How I regret dropping the soap that time...

Cz
02-26-2005, 08:59 PM
If Election Booth considers himself elite he is sadly mistaken. Even BAoTW have made more elitist in-jokes than that guy. :rolleyes2

Del Murder
02-26-2005, 09:16 PM
Some things are more worth being in than others.

Ace Protorney
03-01-2005, 02:18 AM
So no more scandals? :p

crashNUMBERS
03-01-2005, 02:57 AM
Rumor is that proto only said that to save his thread.......Like I do all the time!! :D

Quina
03-01-2005, 03:12 AM
Is it just me or are some of these rumors kind of weak?

crashNUMBERS
03-01-2005, 03:15 AM
Rumor is it that quina thinks these rumors are weak!

OOOOOOOHHHH!!!! How do you like them apples!?