View Full Version : jokes that sound like other things

03-05-2005, 01:24 AM
Heres one my friend told me.

I want to touch your daughters as---sparigus!!

03-05-2005, 01:28 AM
Now when would a situation like that ever come up?

03-05-2005, 01:51 AM
during dinner

if you don't like chem i'm gonna kick your arsenic II sulfide

03-05-2005, 01:51 AM
"Shut the front door!" is a common one.

Ultima Shadow
03-05-2005, 02:15 AM
Hey, would you please lend me a hand back here? :chuckle:

Yea, I know... it's the other way around. It SOUNDS like a joke but it's actually not. There's nothing fun in it at all. :)
But I come up with it all by myself!!! :D

03-05-2005, 02:20 AM
"Nice shoes...

can I borrow them?"

Edit: *blinks* I coulda swore Meat Puppet had a post before me, CHEATER. xD This one was to complement that!

Meat Puppet
03-05-2005, 02:27 AM
It was:

"You're cute, wanna date?"

I don't know what happened to it! :crazy: