Corniest rapper

[crashNUMBERS]

Who do you think is the corniest rapper ever?? I would have to say ja rule. *clears throat* 'Cause Im from new york, new york. I mean WTH??

[Necronopticous]

A good deal of popular rappers. I don't like the idea of music being based almost entirely on the lyrics when the lyrics are all about degrading women, wearing expensive jewelry, and doing drugs. Acts like Blackalicious and Gift of Gab show what is truly great about the Hip Hop genre in my opinion.

[eestlinc]

Dr Octagon

[Tokki Wartooth]

taht guy from linkn aprk :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

[Election Booth]

Kirobaito

[Dormos]

That'll be the day when J-Kwon stops whining....

[Del Murder]

EB stole my response, but I was at least going to use his new rap name.

[Rainecloud]

I find rap to be corny in general.

However, World Wrestling Entertainment's very own John Cena is probably the worst of the bunch. I quote: "New Dead Man Inc, and we about to make you famous, takin' over earth and still kickin' in Uranus".

*shakes head*

[Meat Puppet]

The ones who rap about how tough life has been for them; when they actually come from a well-to-do background with rich parents.

So roughly 97%

[Rye]

Riiiiiiico Suaaaaaave.

[Itsunari 2000]

Will Smith.

[Dr.K]

Anyone who publicises the town they grew up in. I live in a poo-hole. When I meet someone at a party or in the street, I don't say "yeah, I'm Mike of <insert town name here>, you KNOW that". Is anyone going to care?

[Kirobaito]

Da Teksus Rainja, which I think wins hands down. Three people have said that loser already.

[Dingo Jellybean]

taht guy from linkn aprk :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

That's Chester...and he's in an alternative band.

Anyways, I think Will Smith is the corniest rapper.

[Agent Proto]

Will Smith at least doesn't cuss or rap about nonsense.

Anyway, I find most of the new young rappers corny. :p

[MecaKane]

That's Mike something or other who does the rapping in Linkin Park.
And they're a metal band.

And Will Smith hasn't put an album out in god knows how long.
50 Cent and G-unit, as the only reason anyone listens to them is because Eminem told them to and he got shot a bunch of times.

[Martyr]

Probably Jay Z or Little Bow Wow.

But most of them are really a complete joke, in my opinion. Actually, the same goes for modern rock and modern pop and modern everything else. Nothing they say really means anything.

[Accidental Rant (Yes, I'm keeping it here), read at own risk]Music is nothing but noise these days, and the listeners have only their ears to judge it by, not their brains. Mostly, it seems, whatever we end up listening to most of the time, for whatever reason, becomes the kind of music we listen to merely because we familiarize with it. Not because it has any quality or substance. Whoops. Rant. /End Rant

I singled those 2 rappers out just because Jay Z is always posing in photos as if he's totally pissed about something. (Like what? The only thing that he might be mad about, that mad, concerning his position, is that maybe he pissed in his pants during a show and lost a contract or a whore or something). So he's obviously a poser, and probably an insecure one.

Little Bow Wow.... WTF?!?!?!?!?

[YukiKiro]

all rappers are corny. imo rap music on its own is corny. i just think the whole genra is a pos. and chester isn't a rapper.

[fire_of_avalon]

Actually, Little Bow Wow changed his name. He's just Bow Wow... now.


xD But I have to agree with crash. I hate that ugly little midget Ja Rule. I want to step on him.

[CloudSquallandZidane]

Any one of the Cash Money Millionares... They all rap about the same thing, in EVERY song atleast ja rule will change what the songs about... All they do is say the same thing over and over.

[Dingo Jellybean]

Actually, Little Bow Wow changed his name. He's just Bow Wow... now.


xD But I have to agree with crash. I hate that ugly little midget Ja Rule. I want to step on him.

Speaking of midgets, Bow Wow is still a midget. Chingy is a sorry rapper too. But Bow Wow is like...gawd I hate that little bug. He has no style and even in platform shoes...HE'S STILL A MIDGET.

[Casey]

50 Cent Blow Job, and Feminem.

[Mr. Graves]

Sir Mix-A-Lot.

[UltimaLimit]

Lots to choose from:

Eminem (post Eminem Show)
Usher (castrated at birth judging by his voice) [/MEAN]
50 Cent (if you get shot 9 times someone's trying to tell you something)
Will Smith I've never heard, I've only seen him in movies. He never seemed like he'd be much of a rapper, though.
Missy Elliot (saw her on Punk'd, she looks like a troll)
Beyonce (aka Bouncy)

[Polaris]

From Likkin PArk, the rapper is Mike! The vocalist the one who shout is Chester!!!!!! Let me see oh Jay-Z, LP were drunk when they accept to make a cd with him. In 'Num/Encore' man he can't shut up... and he starts with 'Thank you, thank you, thank you', thanks for what? I hate him, I just listen that song coz there are the wonderful LP...

[Lucky Charms]

Will Smith, I don't mind him too much with his movies.. but his rapping hum.. different story.

Ever heard Shaq rap? HAHA. yep. He rapped a couple years back, that was corny.

[MJN SEIFER]

Eminem!!!

I used to like his music when he first came out - but now all he relys on is takeing the Piss out of other artists, saying they have no sense of humour and then refusing to have it done to him.... :cat: :nibbles:

[boris no no]

Will Smith.
what do you mean??
what about the great lines of wild wild west?
and the men in black?
i bet it took that 5 year old writing the songs a whole.....10 minutes to write!

[crashNUMBERS]

Wills ok...
Ja rule just plain sucks. The guy can't even make a song by himself...
Glad no one said slick rick...

[Dingo Jellybean]

Lots to choose from:

Eminem (post Eminem Show)
Usher (castrated at birth judging by his voice) [/MEAN]
50 Cent (if you get shot 9 times someone's trying to tell you something)
Will Smith I've never heard, I've only seen him in movies. He never seemed like he'd be much of a rapper, though.
Missy Elliot (saw her on Punk'd, she looks like a troll)
Beyonce (aka Bouncy)

Just to let you know, Beyonce is a R&B artist.

[Agent Proto]

Will Smith, I don't mind him too much with his movies.. but his rapping hum.. different story.

Ever heard Shaq rap? HAHA. yep. He rapped a couple years back, that was corny.

Oh yeah. Shaq and all them other Basketball players can't rap well.

Especially Shaq. I have his CD.

[Ryth]

Will Smith and Vanilla Ice. They suck.

[cloud20747]

Shaq sucks!
Do you see Kazaam? I don't blame you. But he was rapping and said "you gotta Green Eggs and Ham it".........
WTF WTF WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

[TidaRalique]

Let's see...
I'm going to save myself the trouble and say 98% of that mess you hear on the radio or mtv or blah blah blah. Common, Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Nas, and a few others sit in the 2% that give it it's light but they still can't get me to listen to it, and Mos Def is one of my favorites.

this is why underground artists remain the best in the genre.

[Strider]

Snow.

[*ETERNAL FANTASY*]

all rappers are corny. imo rap music on its own is corny. i just think the whole genra is a pos. and chester isn't a rapper.

Give it a break already! were talking about rappers not the actual genre!

I do get annoyed with most of the artist comming out these days but one that trumps them all is:

CHINGY! His like the britney spears of rap but as scantily-clad....and the obvious! Annoying voice and thing his all that!

I agree with Meat Puppet im all for those who rap about having a tough life, what reality is like for ALL those who has had it tough, thats how people relate you know! These days its all about money and livin it up...kinda nnoying to be commerciall smothered (sp?)

[Mindflare]

Eamon. Ever listen to his lyrics? He can't be serious.

[Lich3636]

rap is crap and all rappers suck

[DMKA]

xD But I have to agree with crash. I hate that ugly little midget Ja Rule. I want to step on him.
Omg...Ja Rule is the sexiness...

I think the "corniest rapper", which by which I assume you mean "most closely fits the rap stereotype of people who hate rap", would be Lil Jon...



And I love him. :p

[crashNUMBERS]

This guy can't even make a song by himself and the only reason why people like "new york, new york" is because fat joe and jadakiss are in it.

[Ryth]

Shaq sucks!
Do you see Kazaam? I don't blame you. But he was rapping and said "you gotta Green Eggs and Ham it".........
WTF WTF WTF!!!!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Are you freaking serious?! WTF?! Green eggs and hami it?!! He must suck I've never heard it but he just rapped a DR.SUESS BOOK!

[cloud20747]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Are you freaking serious?! WTF?! Green eggs and hami it?!! He must suck I've never heard it but he just rapped a DR.SUESS BOOK!

Yeah very serious! Just see that crap of a movie he made "Kazaam" It came out like in 1996 I think.

[Ryth]

A MOVIE! Thats so retarded. Did you see it? How much did it blow?!

[nik0tine]

All rappers are corny but... the corniest...

Any of the kid rappers, Vanilla Ice, and Will Smith.

[cloud20747]

A MOVIE! Thats so retarded. Did you see it? How much did it blow?!
Well when It first came out I was 8 so I thought is was good but I saw it on the Disney channel recently and was like " I can't believe I liked this piece of Horses**t. IT SUCKS BADLY..... But I say see it just to hear that "Green eggs and Ham it" line near the end of the middle of the movie.

[Ryth]

So it does suck, no wonder it was aired on the Disney Channel.

[crashNUMBERS]

Hahaha :lol: :laugh: Imagine Disney turning on their computer and on AOL. You got played. :lol:

[Crazy the Clown]

Eminem!!!

I used to like his music when he first came out - but now all he relys on is takeing the Piss out of other artists, saying they have no sense of humour and then refusing to have it done to him.... :cat: :nibbles:

I never liked him. I hate him with every fiber of my being. He's stepped on many toes in the world of music. Here are a few names.

Debbie Mathers-His own mother. It started with some dissing, which later escalated to threats. She sued him, and now, he's cut off all connections with her, except for the song, "Cleaning Out My Closet," which was less of an apology, and more of an, "I wish you were dead," song.

Kim Mathers-His ex-wife. He made songs threatening to rape and kill her. In their divorce, who gets custody of Hailey? Eminem, who had verbally and, most likely, physically abused Kim. I'll have some of whatever the judge was smoking.

Mariah Carey-I got no love for her, but what kind of slimeball dumps a woman shortly after her father dies? Even an ultra-spoiled pop diva deserves better than that.

Psychopathic Records-This is one of the biggest beefs in Eminem's history. It all started with the St. Andrew's Hall concert he was doing, back when he was still a nobody. On the fliers he was handing out, under the words, "Expected to appear," it read, plain as day, "Insane Clown Posse." They not only didn't perform, but J told Eminem to "F" off. He took it personally. Later, he paid future Psychopathic Artists, House of Krazees (Twiztid.) $300 to open up for them. Instead of a thank you, they got a middle finger. Since then, there's been a diss war going on between both factions.

And there are far more than just that.

[kagome sama]

Will smith is a good actor... but wacth out when he raps!!! :down: I saw his new music video on tv and the beat of the song was really good.... just not his rapping

[UltimaLimit]

Just to let you know, Beyonce is a R&B artist.Right, my bad. They kind of blend together these days. But then, I never was good at strictly defining genres.

Man, I forgot Chingy. He needs to take his albums and shove 'em right up thurr where the sun don't shine.

I don't agree with Eminem himself on some things (ie, what Crazy the Clown posted), but I didn't mind his music up until around when he and D-12 released My Band. It all went downhill from there, IMO.

[-N-]

MC Pee Pants takes the cake.

[Bernhard]

Jay-Z has an atrocious excuse for a flow, and quite the irritating, monotonous voice.

He gets my vote for sure.

[cloud20747]

MC Pee Pants takes the cake.
MC Pee Pants is suppose to suck but his songs are funny.....

"I want candy, bubble gum and taffy get in my way punk and get your ass beat nasty

You can hear his songs at http://www.adultswim.com/misc/downloads/audio/athf/iwantcandy.mp3

[Crazy the Clown]

MC Pee Pants takes the cake.

Yeah, but he stole the show in that episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. That show was funny.

[GhandiOwnsYou]

just to straiten a few things out? (ressurects the LP argument) Chester Bennington = screams. Mike Shinoda = raps. Also, Linkin Park is NOT METAL, jeebus. Metal is like, Motorhead. Black Sabbath. Lamb of God. Linkin Park is just a new variation of Limp Bizkit style Rap-Rock, with a few more rock ties than most.

Anyway, Corniest Rapper ever? They're all pretty corny when you get to the bones of it. but if you want to go with the KORNIEST of the korny, that would have to be Run DMC. don't get me wrong, i LOVE Run DMC, but come on. they wrote a song about shoes. MY A- DIDAS!!! *beat kicks in* seriously. they're legends, and incredible, but they're corny as anything, lol.

[Excelsior]

yes linkin park is not a metal band. they are sissy rap rock crap. dont get confused.

[Crazy the Clown]

My nomination for corniest rapper out there? He's probably retired, but I'd have to say, "Jaleel White," would have to be number one on that list. Reason?-"Do the Urkel."

[Dingo Jellybean]

yes linkin park is not a metal band. they are sissy rap rock crap. dont get confused.

Yeah, I get some idiots telling me how LP is some metal band, give me a break.

Like Proto said, these NBA athletes CANNOT rap. Shaq is one of the worst rappers out there, he can't even talk ghetto. He's not from the hood, he has no street cred...same goes for Ron Artest. Allen Iverson is also one of the worst rappers alive. I don't know what some of these NBA athletes were told when they decided to make a rap CD, but not only do they have little to no flow, their beats are out of whack, and the lyrics are softer than Geraldo's interviews.

Chingy also deserves nod, like someone said. No way should "Errbody" ever be allowed in rap or any music. He's total crap.

[Loki]

I agree with nik0tine WTF? Vanilla Ice is to white to rap . Their has only been three good whit rappers Eminem, Violent Jay, and Shaggy to Dope.

[Dingo Jellybean]

Want to have a good laugh?
Listen to Taiwanese Rap.
In Chinese. *giggle, giggle*

Go download some songs by Jay Chou. It is entirely pathetic.

I agree. It's like...oh man, I can't stand listening to it. I much rather listen to country instead.