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Tasura
03-06-2005, 01:28 AM
so... who has had near death experiences, how many, and what were they

me ive had 24, almost getting shot, almpst drowning twice, almost getting run over by 2 buses, 10 cars, 5 vans, 1 truck, and almost getting going off the road into and rolling the vehicle into trees 3 times.

Levian
03-06-2005, 01:30 AM
Well... there's this one time when I was almost hit by a jaywalker. Nobody was hurt. Luckily.

Jojee
03-06-2005, 01:33 AM
There was that one time when I agreed to spend the night with Lev just so he would stop asking cos' it was so annoying... and it was horrible. :( I almost died.

Erm, oh wait. ^_^ I almost got ran over a couple times... one of them was pretty recent! Pity it didn't happen, eh?

DMKA
03-06-2005, 01:34 AM
The first (and last) time I tried "chicken fried steak".

amratis
03-06-2005, 01:34 AM
Glad to say I've never had one, course I've had accidents that could have turned out worse where I was quite lucky, but nothing that I'd call a near-death expierence

Levian
03-06-2005, 01:39 AM
There was that one time when I agreed to spend the night with Lev just so he would stop asking cos' it was so annoying... and it was horrible. :( I almost died.

Erm, oh wait. ^_^ I almost got ran over a couple times... one of them was pretty recent! Pity it didn't happen, eh?

OHHH, I just remembered another time when I almost died. I always take herpes shots before visiting Jojo, and boy am I glad for that.

Psychotic
03-06-2005, 01:40 AM
Currently I'm hungry. Near enough for me.

Oh, plus this one time I had a dentists appointment for a filling on Friday 13th, so naturally I thought I was going to die...but I sorta didn't. Only sorta, mind.

Levian
03-06-2005, 01:50 AM
Oh, plus this one time I had a dentists appointment for a filling on Friday 13th, so naturally I thought I was going to die...but I sorta didn't. Only sorta, mind.

OH MY GOD! The same thing happened to me! Seriously! I thought she'd kill me.

Quina
03-06-2005, 02:18 AM
None for me, though I've had many near-life experiences.

Dark Goddess
03-06-2005, 02:30 AM
I almost got hit by a bus about 2 weeks ago.

Shlup
03-06-2005, 02:41 AM
I almost kill myself everytime I drive my car. I suck at driving and I hate doing it.

Ryth
03-06-2005, 02:41 AM
I almost drowned in my grandparents pool my friend jumped on my back while in the deep end of the pool (8 ft) and almost sunk me to my watery grave (quiver).

Optium
03-06-2005, 02:41 AM
I almost got shot by a cop. I didn't have a near death experience though,
or anything even remotely cool. I think I'm a little bit too mellowed out
about pretty much everything because I barely got an adrenaline rush. ;[

.opt

Meat Puppet
03-06-2005, 03:06 AM
Cars usually have the "near death" thing with me, whether I'm driving them or getting hit by them; both are common.

rubah
03-06-2005, 04:11 AM
We almost got run over by the train.

My dad was taking me and my friends to the fair a few years ago, and there were a ton of cars, like there always is. Inching up a little bit, inching up some more. Then, dad decided to inch on up to the railroad tracks.

We were sitting there and the bells started going off, and the arms started going downX.x;;;;

Then the cars in front moved on up so he pulled up behind them as fast as he could.

scary.

Lucky Charms
03-06-2005, 04:14 AM
Uh, nothing for me really.

Except I always feel like I'm gonna die when I ride roller coasters.. =X

fire_of_avalon
03-06-2005, 05:21 AM
I almost got hit by a car once. Mind went totally blank. Kind of peaceful, but maybe that was just the shock of OMG CAR.

Kathryn
03-06-2005, 07:27 AM
I got hit by a bus twice nearly died (note: is possible no lie)

Luc
03-06-2005, 07:36 AM
I've almost been hit by a car twice.. in this past week.

And I've almost drowned multiple times, so I'm scared of swimming now.. =/

Tasura
03-06-2005, 05:31 PM
I almost kill myself everytime I drive my car.

same as me,


I've almost been hit by a car twice.. in this past week.

if you were to live around me i might be one of the ones almost hitting you.

Armisael
03-06-2005, 05:46 PM
When i was little i cut my eye with glass but luckily i went to the hospital quickly saving my eye and my life cause it was bleeding like hell ^_^

boris no no
03-06-2005, 07:03 PM
thinking about it not really
once i was smoking.......stuff and i threw up (yeah i know, what a whuss!) the sick got stuck in my throat and i wasn't breathing for about 3ish minutes.
that was weird as i was stoned at the same time. everything was moving in a haze.
then the wall melted and i threw the rest up, colapsed and blacked out.

i was such a silly young girl :rolleyes2

Chris
03-06-2005, 07:04 PM
Its the old classic stoy: boy meets girl, boy falls in love with girl, boy leaves girl, girl tries to kill boy. :(

Rye
03-06-2005, 07:06 PM
Um, well I had to be caesectioned out of my Mom or I would've died. Does that count? xD

Chris
03-06-2005, 07:13 PM
P.S. I almost got hit by a car once.

Who hasn't?

ZeZipster
03-06-2005, 07:50 PM
None. I'm pretty lucky.

StarlightAngel
03-06-2005, 08:40 PM
One time I almost drowned in a swimming pool. I was a baby and I still had to use one of those floater thingies. Good thing Void saw me slip. I didn't know how to hold my breath, so I was trying to breathe in water.
Funnily enough, that's my earliest memory. :/

Another time I almost got hit by a car. When I saw it I just kinda froze, before running as fast as I could to the other side. It was scary.

YukiKiro
03-06-2005, 08:49 PM
well, i nearly drown when i rolled over in a kayak in a river, scariest thing that's ever happened to me...

Tasura
03-06-2005, 11:06 PM
i forgot about the choking, thanks boris :) , that brings it up to 26.
Whats really sad is that im only 17 :cry:

Chris
03-06-2005, 11:10 PM
I was once pushed off a cliff... by my own mother.

:(

boris no no
03-07-2005, 12:01 AM
i forgot about the choking, thanks boris :) , that brings it up to 26.
Whats really sad is that im only 17 :cry:
erm...thanks?

:
P.S. I almost got hit by a car once.


Who hasn't?
erm....me! :D which is strange because i'm always walking into roads without looking.
i guess it's because i live in the country so not many cars! :p

Tasura
03-07-2005, 12:03 AM
i live in the country too, but cars still try to hit me.

boris no no
03-07-2005, 12:07 AM
maybe if you stopped holding that "run over me" sign they might not!
:D

Chris
03-07-2005, 12:10 AM
I was once kicked by a cow... come on guys A COW! :(
I've lived a most unfortunate life so far.

I'm only eighteen :(

Itsunari 2000
03-07-2005, 12:25 AM
Well , since I was about 7 I've nearly drowned , nearly been ran over twice and came close to being crushed to death by a gigantic Alsatian.

boris no no
03-07-2005, 12:35 AM
i met a clown once
and i'm almost 20

Tasura
03-07-2005, 12:36 AM
i met a clown once
and i'm almost 20

was the clowns name pennywise?

boris no no
03-07-2005, 12:44 AM
was the clowns name pennywise?
no idea. but he was so scary!
i saw the circus last year. :eek: i nearly wet myself!

UltimaLimit
03-07-2005, 08:28 AM
ive had 24, almost getting shot, almpst drowning twice, almost getting run over by 2 buses, 10 cars, 5 vans, 1 truck, and almost getting going off the road into and rolling the vehicle into trees 3 times.You just cannot catch a break, can you? :(

Almost drowned when I was little. Got hit by a bus (on my birthday of all days). Got hit by an axe. (BTW, if anyone should ever happen to tell you that getting hit by an axe doesn't hurt, take it from me--they're full of http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif. Goddamn that hurt.

tcichosz
03-07-2005, 09:15 AM
You just cannot catch a break, can you? :(

Almost drowned when I was little. Got hit by a bus (on my birthday of all days). Got hit by an axe. (BTW, if anyone should ever happen to tell you that getting hit by an axe doesn't hurt, take it from me--they're full of http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif. Goddamn that hurt.

how'd you get hit with an axe?

UltimaLimit
03-07-2005, 10:38 AM
Let's just say I got in a fight and leave it at that.

Jack
03-07-2005, 10:47 AM
I've only had one time I would say is a near-death experience that I remember, and that was enough for me to know that life is worth living.

kikimm
03-08-2005, 01:30 AM
Erm...I was at the park, and my brother was in the bathroom...and this guy came up to me....blegh. I'll say no more, because it makes me uncomfortable.

So there's that, and then an almost-drowning experience that I barely remember, and I think that's it for me. Yay.


:D

strawberryman
03-08-2005, 05:43 AM
Does near death towards other people count?

Dark Goddess
03-08-2005, 05:57 AM
I almost got bite by a snake, almost drowned a couple times, and I almost got shot a couple times too. :(

Peegee
03-08-2005, 10:20 AM
Never. I consider 'near-death'. Literally near death. Like I should have died but didn't.

The closest was driving straight into an oncoming car from the right, only to swerve at the last moment reflexively.

Sess020
03-08-2005, 12:46 PM
It was a while ago; I was on a small boat and it was very very stormy... Huge waves. It was hella scary. We turned around after deciding we wouldnt be able to get through it. :sweat: