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Pouring Rain

03-11-2005, 09:34 PM

ok, this is going pretty good. lets keep it going on.
Rikku: Wait up Dona! Now where could they be?
Dona: Dad! Where are you? Oh, there's Barthtello. Let me ask him. Hey!
Barthtello: Dona! What are you doing?
Dona: Looking for my crazy dad.
Barthtello: Oh.
*Rikku accandently bumps into Barthtello*
Rikku: Finally! I've been looking for you! Where have you been? and hi Barthtello.
Barthtello: Hi
*Barthtello flexes his mussles*
Barthtello: Have you seen Dona's dad?
Rikku: He went into the pool area. Why?
Dona: Oh no! He is going to, I can't even think about it.
*Dona shakes her head in dissapointment*
Dona: Come on Barthtello! We have got to stop him! Rikku, you can come too. Just beware.
Rikku: Beware? It can't be that bad.
*they all run into the pool area*
Everyone: AHH!!!!!
Rikku: this should be rated R. or maybe Z for Z most scariest thing I ever saw!
Dona: I told you!
Barthtello: We can't be scared. Evecpt for maybe Rikku.
Rikku: Hey, what is that suppoesd to mean?
Dona: You just said this was rated Z if this was a movie!
Rikku: Yeah, but look who's here!
Everyone: Gippal!
Dona: What's he doing here!?

I can't think of anything else. It's kinda crazy, huh? lol.

lulusgirl

03-13-2005, 10:54 PM

gippal-hey,a guy needs to get his tan too, once in a while.
*rikku's jaw drops open*
rikku-you tan?
gippal-why what's wrong with that?
*the gullwings run in before anyone can say anything*
the gullwings-RIKKU ! ! ! ! !
*rikku turns away*
yuna walks foreward-rikku,we wan't you back.we miss you.
paine-and to bribe you more...
rikku-A PUPPY ! ! ! ! !
*brother sighs lovengly*
brother-that yuna always thinks of evrything.
paine-but it was my idea ! ! ! ! !
brother-ummmmm.

Pouring Rain

03-14-2005, 10:21 PM

aww. rikku has a puppy. so cute.

Gippal: Happy Birthday
Rikku: Thanks so much. I always wanted a puppy or a squatter monkey.
Paine: A sqautter monkey?
Rikku: Yeah!
Dona: Excuse me, but thats not why we're here.
Buddy: Then why are we here?
Shinra & Benzo: The pain! My poor little eyes! The pain!
Yuna: What are you talking about?
*Yuna looks where the kids are looking at*
Yuna: No wonder. This isn't a place for children to be! Run Shinra! Run Benzo! Run!
Dona: I told you didn't I?
Brother: Why is he summoning? I thought all that was over.
Dona: It is. I was afraid to tell you all.
Rikku: Now you tell us that you father has the ability to summon dead people.
Yuna: We could have asked him to bring back Sir Auron!
Paine: Look at who he is summoning. I don't know anyone with blue hair.
Yuna & Rikku: Seymour!
Everyone else: Who?
Seymour: It's nice to be alive again. So Lady Yuna, have you decided to change your mind and marry me?
Yuna: I didn't want to the first time so what makes you think I would change my mind?
Dona: He asked you for marrage?
Rikku: Yes. But that was while he was still alive. She had to marry him so none of us would die.
Barthello: So your still married?
Yuna: No. I would be a divorced widow.
Seymour: You're not a widow anymore sweetie.
*Seymour attemps to kiss Yuna on the lips*
*Yuna places her gun at Seymour's heart*
Yuna: Back where you belong, sweetie.
*Yuna shoots him*
Dona: So now we know who killed Maester Seymour.
Lulu: So I guess you know then.
Paine: Nice bathing suit Lulu.
Lulu: Thanks Paine.
*Paine nods her head*
Lulu: Did anyone execpt me notice that Baralli was here?
Everyone else: Baralli?
Baralli: Hey Rikku, have you decided what you're going to name yor puppy?
Rikku: No. Can someone help me?

I did what I could. I think this is doing good. lets keep it going

YunaGirl05

03-15-2005, 03:41 AM

*Yuna stands on beach at Besaid*
Rikku: You and Tidus are getting married!?
Yuna:YES!
Lulu: Thats great Yuna.
Paine: Who is going to be the maid of honor?
Yuna:uh,well i don't ..know
Rikku:It should be me!
Lulu: Rikku! Why would it be you?
Paine: I wouldn't mind doing it.
*Leblanc walks up*
Leblanc: come on loves you know i am the best for the job
Yuna:Well i...haven't decided.
LUlu: we will fight for it.
Yuna: What?
Paine: your on!
Rikku: OK!
Leblanc: This will be easy loves. why don't you just declare me the winner?
*battles begin*

FF freak

03-15-2005, 11:44 AM

Brother:Catfight!!!!!

I couldn't help but post that.

xXTidusXxX2YunaX2

03-15-2005, 11:48 AM

Leblanc: haha loves you shall witness the power infested in me
Rikku: we arent at a church here!!
Lulu runs in with her old suit from ffx and has her baby as a doll.
Lulu Cast Flare at Leblanc
Leblanc: I always have a shell and protect just incase
Lulu Cast Ultima
Lulu: Shell this!!!
Leblanc flys into the ocean Hey boss don't leave us Ormi and Logos appear outta no where with tidy whiteees and start swimmming out to Leblanc
Rikku: that leaves me!!!
Rikku turns into machina maw
Heyy!!!! Wait!! Tidus Jumps in and yells
Tidus: i could never let two of my friends fight i dont care about that slutty leblanc
Lulu: Hmmm
Lulu cast flare tidus goes flying and yuna catches him
Rikku Uses Devastating missle on Lulu
Yuna: Rikku WON fare and Sqaure enix
Tidus: i suppose soo!

YunaGirl05

03-15-2005, 01:45 PM

you for got paine.

xXTidusXxX2YunaX2

03-15-2005, 09:28 PM

Yuna: Hey wait where was paine all this time?
Rikku: I dunno but i got to be the brides maid haha
Paine walks up
Paine: wha wha'd i miss i was takin a snooze over there in that tree
Rikku: you were'nt in our little battle
Yuna comes out gives rikku a nice purple dress
Yuna: Here ya go this is the dress
Rikku holds up the dress
Paine: that looks like somthing Leblanc Would where
Tidus: yeah yuna you really lost out im not having freaks at my wedding running around it that!
Paine walks up slices the dress up in 2 seconds flat
Paine: there we go!

YunaGirl05

03-15-2005, 11:30 PM

Yuna:But the delveriy men brought it! They said it was a gift from the people of Guado.
Tidus: Yuna those aren't delivery men that is Ormi and Logos
Yuna:Oh
*Lulu walks up*
Lulu:Leblanc was way to confident she would win.
Rikku: Like my chest would fit in that anyway
*Wakka walks up*
Wakka: Lulu's would.
*Rikku laughs*
Wakka: You should wear it Lulu
*Lulu smacks Wakka* Lulu: Its pink and slutty!
Leblanc:Hey thats my dress!
Yuna: we will find a dress rikku don't worry
Tidus: we have alot to plan

xXTidusXxX2YunaX2

03-16-2005, 04:15 PM

*Meanwhile* Palace at St Bevelle: Via infintro
Nooj: We Can't hold them off much longer
Barali: I know we have go to do something!
Gippal: This is like dawn of the dead
* Gippal runs up takes a swipe at another zombie and laughs *
Nooj: this is'nt the time to make jokes!
Barali: I know lets call the gull wings

* back on besaid *

yunas talkie walkie rings
Yuna: Yuna here
Buddy: Were having a distress call from Bevelle
Yuna: Alright on my way
* Rikku Crys *
Rikku: but whaaaaaaat about the wedding :cry:
Tidus: Wedding can wait

* Tidus,Lulu,Wakka,Yuna,Rikku,Paine,Leblanc,Ormi,Logos Board the Airship *

Yuna: whats up
Shinra: i know everything
Buddy: Barali Called from the via infintro they say zombie like rotten corps things are comming from deep within and they can't hold them off alone sorry to bust your wedding!
Brother: I'm Glad we busted Wedding
Rikku: sure yare
Pain: Keep this up and there won't be a bevelle to protect
Rikku: not Gippal
Leblanc: NOOJ
Ormi and logos: BOSS

* the ship speeds up and they head for bevelle *

Yuna: Here we are
*Shinra Jumps out in lady luck dressphere*
Shinra: Gullwings go Lalala gull wings fight lalalala...
* everyone looks at shinra in disgust *
Leblanc: He is a disgrace to Lady lucks everywhere

lulusgirl

03-17-2005, 12:19 AM

rikku-spoken true ! ! ! ! !
yuna-so...what about the wedding?who's invited?
tidus-who cares?just pick a bunch of people up.invite all of spira for all i care,lets just GET IT ON ! ! ! ! !
yuna-stop playing around tidus.we need to plan the best mans and the invites. the flowers,the place.
tidus-oh god.
wakka-welcome to the married life.
*lulu pushes wakka down*
lulu-hey ! ! ! ! !

sorry i wasn't on a lot guys.

xXTidusXxX2YunaX2

03-17-2005, 04:02 PM

Gippal: Hey rikku how but a hunney moon then the wedding
Rikku: Ewwwww Gross

Chocobo100

03-17-2005, 11:03 PM

My turn again
Yuna: Thats great! We should come along!
*Gippal and Tidus both slap there hand on there head at the same time*
Gippal: Um... It was a joke.
Yuna: (Not lisening) Where should we go? Maybe .........
Panie: Why go? We been all around Spria.
Yuna: But not Tidus!!!!..... I got it! It'l be at the Zanarkend Ruins!
Tidus: (Whispering to Gippal) I dont think she herd you.
Gippal: let me try again..... (Shouting) YUNA IT WAS A FREAKIN JOKE!!!!!!!
Yuna: Oh about you and Rikku I knew that I was talking about me and Tidus.
Tidus: Theres no way I'm getting out of this one.
Rikku: So whoes gonna plan the wedding?
Everyone but Tidus: Tobli!!!
Tidus: Whos Tobli?
*Everyone boreds the airship and flies to the Moonflow.....*
Yuna: So can you plan the wedding?
Tobli:YesYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!!!!!!!! I will start planing for the wedding of corse right away!
*Yuna,Tobli,and one of Tobli's assestents(its a hypello) skips around in a circle saying......)
Yuna and Tobli: Were going to plan a wedding a wedding a wedding....
Tolbli's Assestent: Yesh a weshing a weshing.......
*Everyone else barfts*
You guys can take it from here........

xXTidusXxX2YunaX2

03-19-2005, 03:16 PM

This iis good

*Meanwhile Guodosolaem Leblanc Chateaux*
Leblanc: I can't believe their Planning a wedding without me Loves ohh whatever shall i do
Ormi: Lets Crash it

lulusgirl

03-22-2005, 01:40 AM

lol.i like where this is going.*laughs evily*

lablanc-yes.that is the perfect idea
ormi-ok,now who's really partying?
lablanc-us.now we need a plan.
ormi-what's to plan about it?we just go there and crash it ! ! ! ! !

Pouring Rain

03-22-2005, 02:17 AM

lol. this is so funny. I could die laughing. lol

Nooj:Is Leblanc coming to the wedding?
Everyone:Are you crazy?
Nooj:All of you know how she acts around me
Tidus:What are you talking about?
*Pacce happens to walk into the conversation*
Pacce:What? What you all talkin' about?
Tidus: Yuna & my wedding.
Pacce: Am I invited?
Yuna: Of course! You're going to be the ring bearer.
Pacce:Ok! Is it going to be at Bevelle?
Tidus:No. In Zanarkand.
Pacce:Cool!
*meanwhile at chateau leblanc*
Logos: Does this outfit make me look pretty?
Leblanc:Would you shut up? And besides I have to look good for Noojie Woojie. Now help me look for a good dress
Logos & Ormi:Yes, Boss
Ormi: Do all of your dresses have to look the same?
Logos:You need new dresses
Leblanc: Then lets steal them!

lulusgirl

03-23-2005, 01:09 AM

yunie-sure,from bloomingdales.
leblanc-when did you get here?
yuna-uh...five mins ago.
leblanc-why are you here?
yuna-i wan'ted to invite you to our wedding.
leblanc-well,i don't wan't to come ! ! ! ! !
logos & ormi-boss ! ! ! ! what are you doing? i thought we wan'ted to come?

Pouring Rain

03-23-2005, 01:29 AM

lol!

Leblanc: Well, we thought you wouldn't invite us!
Yuna: We're still doing preperations.
Leblanc:Oh. Is my Noojie Woojie going to be there?
Paine: Yes. But he has no idea you're coming.
Baralli: Maybe you'll marry him?
Wakka: Like a double wedding? This is going to be trouble.
Rikku: Thats it! I'll name my puppy Trouble! Thanks so much Wakka!
Wakka: You're welcome?
Tidus: Oh yeah I almost forgot! Here's Trouble's first present.
Rikku: Let's see. It's Trouble's first toy! Thank you so much!
Ormi: Who's Trouble?
Logos: You idiot! It's her dog.
Tidus & Yuna: We have anothe suprise for you at the wedding.
Rikku: Oh! I can't wait!
*Yuna whispering to Tidus*
Yuna: Do you have the squatter monkey?
Tidus: Of course!
Yuna: Ok!
*resumes back to normal talking*

lulusgirl

03-23-2005, 02:10 AM

this is hard.

rikku-what about a squater monkey?
wakka-i don't know.
rikku-another mystery that needs to be solved by the gullwings.
shinra-did someone say the gullwings? go gullwings,la la la la la, go!

Pouring Rain

03-25-2005, 12:50 AM

Why did we make this so hard?

Yuna: What are you talking about?
Rikku: I heard you talking about a squatter monkey.
Tidus: What do we have to do to make this girl happy? Yevon!
Shinra: Gullwings go, la la la la la, gullwings go, la la!
Everyone: Shut up already!
Shinra: Sorry.
Buddy: Besaid needs help. Monkey alert!?
Yuna: That's what we were talking about. Right honey?
Tidus: Right sweetums.
Paine: If they keep talking like this, I might puke.
Rikku: Really.
Brother: It might of been nice if you told us you were psychic.

xXTidusXxX2YunaX2

03-25-2005, 12:29 PM

~Onn the Air Ship To Besaid~
Brother keeps yuna as far away from tidus as possible and makes many attepemts to throw tidus off ship.
~ IN Besaid~
Barali: Oh no we forgot the zombies that were comming from bevelle.
The zombies get closer.
Yuna Shoots one. and they see a shine of meddal
Tidus hey they are machines.
Soon all the heads pop off and they see dozens of squatter monkeys jump from the zombi machines

lulusgirl

03-28-2005, 03:08 PM

this is so hard.

*rikku screams*
rikku-monkeys ! ! ! ! !
paine-i'm geussing this wasn't the surprise?
yuna-paine...we don't need this from you.we are trying to plan a wedding and your just MAKING IT WORSE! ! ! ! !
paine-sorry,let's just concentrate on the monkeys.
rikku-ummm,guys?WHERE ARE THEY?
yuna-after them...wherever they are.
barthello-hey guys,life is getting strange.just a few minutes ago i saw mechanical monkeys running.wierd huh?

Emily52

03-28-2005, 04:28 PM

Yuna: Ow! One just bit me!
Rikku: You don't say it like that, you say "Owie". Jeez Yuna, get it right.

lulusgirl

03-28-2005, 04:32 PM

nice one emms.
GOD ! ! ! ! ! this is hard.ummmm.

yuna-don't worry,it's just bleeding.
rikku-NO ONE BITES MY FRIEND ! ! ! ! ! GET BACK HERE YOU DIRTY ROTTON MONKEY ! ! ! ! !
yuna-rikku,calm down.
*rikku sits down and crys*
yuna-don't cry rikku
rikku-i can't help it...you guys will hate me when you find out.
paine-oh brother
brother-did yuna say my name?
paine-no,rikku...what's wrong?
rikku-I LOST TROUBLE ! ! ! ! !
brother-i don't get it.
rikku-no,my puppy.
*everyone gasps*
yuna-rikku! ! ! ! !

Pouring Rain

03-28-2005, 10:46 PM

God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit this is hard!

Tidus: He blended in with the monkeys so if we destroy all the mechanical monkeys, we'll find Trouble.
Yuna: I'm marrying the smart one!
Brother: Rikku, keep an eye on Tidus!
Rikku: Yes sir!
Yuna: Hey, you stole that from me!
Rikku: You got any proof?
Yuna: You were there with me!
*gets a flashback screen and plays it back*
Yuna: See?
Rikku: But I wasn't in the group. I was in the travel agency!
Tidus: You said that to me right after Auron had to apolgise for me.
Yuna: What did he have to apolgise for?
Tidus: He said, "Sorry. That was your line." And I said, "Yuna..."
Paine: Stop! What does this have to do with anything?
Yuna: She started it!
Paine: I have one more question, where did you come from Barthtello?
Barthtello: I don't know. I just popped up here.

lol. We should stop making this hard. i don't know how, but we will do it!

Angelz*and*Emoz

03-29-2005, 03:47 AM

lol,i should print this :D .sorry im still thinkin

lulusgirl

03-29-2005, 04:06 PM

i'll try not to make it hard.sry if it is.

rikku-just like that?
barthello-yep like magic
evreyone-SOUNDS LIKE LULU ! ! ! !
lulu-sorry evreyone,i just couldn't resist when i found out he was with dona.
rikku-i don't get it.
*lulu shakes her head*
lulu-i poofed barthello from fun times to trouble.
rikku-TROUBLE ! ! ! ! ! I'M COMING FOR YOU ! ! ! ! !
lulu-now i'm the cluless one.WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

Pouring Rain

03-30-2005, 12:43 AM

lol! I'll die from laughter if you keep putting stuff up like this lulu!

Tidus: Lets see, we forgot there were zombies so we came over here and then yuna shot a zombie and it ended up to be a squatter monkey with metal zombie covering around it and Trouble was so excited that he ran after it and now we can't find Trouble because he blended in with the monkeys and now we have to...
*gasps for huge amounts of air*
Tidus: ...Shoot all the zombies and find...
Lulu: Ok, ok! I'm not trying to kill you before your wedding!
Tidus: So what are you trying to say? Your going to kill me after the wedding?
Lulu: No, no!
Paine: Can we please get on with it? What does this have to do with the mission?
*gasps for air*
Paine: We better get out of here. Somethings in the air. I think it might be polluted.
Rikku: Trouble! I'm coming for you!
Dona: Would you please get over it!
Rikku: Why should I?
Dona: Because I found your puppy.
Rikku: Wha! Yay! Thanks so much Dona!
Dona: Whatever.
Barthello: How did you get here?
Everyone: Lulu!
Lulu: I didn't do it this time! I promise!
Dona: I got in here from the big gigantic hole that Shuyin just left.
Everyone: Shuyin and Lenne!
Lenne: Sorry about that. We had to rip a space time hole just to get here.
Shuyin: We came to check up on you. You need any help?
Yuna: Can you help us with our wedding?
Lenne: Maybe you can have a double wedding?
Tidus: A double wedding?
Shinra: Sure, they never got married. Why did you think I always said lovers?
Yuna: I don't know. Maybe you forgot something?
Shuyin: Well now you know.
Yuna: Should we get married in Zanarkand or the Farplane Abyss?
Tidus: I don't know right now.

I did what I could. This wasn't as hard as last time.

lulusgirl

03-30-2005, 02:54 AM

sorry ffgirl ! ! ! ! ! the funnie just keeps on coming.

yuna-well i want to get married in the makilania lake! ! ! !
lulu-why?
yuna-because that's where tidus and i had our first kiss.
everyone exept lulu and wakka-awwwww.
lulu&wakka-WHAT? ? ? ? ?
lulu-well,this is news.
yuna-what,you didn't know?khimari did ! ! ! ! !
khimari-yes,khimari did.
everyone-AHHH ! ! ! ! !
rikku-if everyone just starts popping up i'm gonna have a heart attack !
khimari-sorry.it was all lulu.
lulu-NO IT WASN'T ! ! ! ! !
*everyone laughs*

is that funny enough ffgirl?

Pouring Rain

03-31-2005, 12:58 AM

that was ok.

Rikku: So who was it?
????: It was me.
Yuna: Is it really you?
????: Yes. I am...
Paine: No way. OMG! Dad?
Everyone: Dad?
Auron: Its just something I learned from Shuyin.
Paine: I can't believe its you dad.
Auron: Sorry it took so long.
Wakka: Wait a minute. So you are Braska's guardian, Tidus's nanny, and Paine's father? Give me a break.
Lulu: Did you know about this Kimahri?
Kimahri: Kimahri promise Auron never to tell.
Tidus & Shuyin: Now we have someone to invite to the double wedding.
Yuna: Oh yeah, I totally forgot. Maybe we can get married in the farplane abyss. Its so beautiful there.
Lenne: So it's settled?
Lulu: Not yet.
Rikku: So Auron, do we have to call you Mister Auron now?
Mister Auron: No, not nessicarily.
Rikku: Ok.

lulusgirl

03-31-2005, 01:06 AM

OH...MY...GOD...THAT WAS FUNNIE! ! ! ! ! AURON'S HOTT ! ! ! ! !
i'll post some later.

I LOVE AURON ! ! ! ! ! HE'S HOTT! ! ! ! !

Pouring Rain

03-31-2005, 01:50 AM

He is so hot for and old man!

Fireblade13

03-31-2005, 03:54 PM

Auron-Well I would say the farplane I'm still not completely here
Paine-What your dead?
Auron- this is why I was missing for 12 years!
Paine-Daddy look what I learned to do!
*Pus on samuri dress sphere*
Wakka and Tidus- man why can't we be Auron he's the favorite
*While swinging blade around Paine kills kimarhi*
Yuna-Oh well I never liked him anyway

Sorry I never liked Kimarhi...

Pouring Rain

03-31-2005, 06:24 PM

Aww. And Kimahri was kinda cool now

*Kimahri comes up in pyreflies*
Kimahri: Kimahri knows now why Kimahri doesn't like Paine
Paine: Oops. Sorry.
Auron: You better apologise! I know your mother didn't raise you up like this.
Paine: No. I know better.
Buddy: Hey, this isn't the Paine I know. This is the girly Paine. I only knew the mature, tough Paine. Get out of here!
Paine: What did you say?
Brother: That's the Paine we know!
Paine: So you like me better mean?
The Gullwings: Truly, Truly, Truly, YES!
Paine: Fine then.
Gippal: So now we know who Paine's father is. The almighty Auron. Can I have your autograph?
Auron: What are you, a Barthello clone?
Nooj: Where did you come from?
Gippal: I was here all along. I just didn't say anything.
Rikku: Gippal, can I talk to you for a moment?
Gippal: Finally, time to make my move.
Kimahri: What move?
*Gippal screams like a little girl*
Gippal: Aah!!!! Where did you come from?
Rikku: Come on Gippal!
Kimahri: Yeah, time to make your move if you don't get dissed out by your crush.
Gippal: How did you know?
Kimahri: I am a normal Gun Mage. I already know scan and I scaned you.
Gippal: It would have been nice if you told me earlier.

I'll just leave this up to you.
Happy digging!-Gippal
Is digging your wildest dreams come true?-Gippal
I'm just doing Gippal quotes so don't mind me
La la la la....La!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lulusgirl

03-31-2005, 08:44 PM

oh my god.this is even harder.ummmm:

*gippal pulls rikku aside*
gippal-rikku,ever since we broke up...
rikku-I LOVE YOU ! ! ! ! ! !
gippal-what?you do?
rikku-yuperoonie. :)
gippal-well then,would you be interested in a tripple wedding?
rikku-you mean...?
gippal-yes.
*gippal gets down on one knee*
gippal-rikku grace johansson...will you marry me?
yuna-RIKKU GRACE JOHANSSON ? ? ? ? ?
rikku-what?were you listening the whole time?oh,and yes gippal,i will marry you.
*gippal dances*
rikku-don't do that.
*everyone dances exept rikku*
rikku-STOP ! ! ! ! ! ! YOUR SCARING ME ! ! ! ! !

sorry it's so mushy guys. :love:

Yew-Yevon

03-31-2005, 09:49 PM

*Waka walks in *

Waka-huh?....Rikku whats wrong? You look kinda sick.

lulusgirl

03-31-2005, 10:01 PM

you spelled wakka wrong.

rikku-no wakka.i'm actually happy.
wakka-why?
gippal-because i asked her to marry me.
wakka-WHAT? ? ? ? ? ? NOOOOO WAY ! ! ! ! ! YOUR TOO YOUNG.
rikku-but wakka...
wakka-no butts.the wedding is off.
*everyone stops dancing*
lulu-ohhhh no you don't.you can't stop a lovers wedding.
wakka-watch me.
rikku-wakka,you listen to me.i find the man that i really love and you just have to take it away from me.
*rikku runs away*
*gippal runs after her*
lulu-now look what you did.they love each other...just like you love me.

Pouring Rain

03-31-2005, 10:01 PM

Wait, can seventeen year olds get married? Sorry for making it harder Lulu. Didn't mean to.

Gippal: How am I scaring you, fiance?
Lulu: What did you just call her?
Kimahri: Kimahri saw Gippal propose.
Yuna: So now we have a triple wedding...
Tidus: We mind as well get Dona and Barthello hitched too...
Paine: They are only roomates.
Tidus: Oh. I didn't know
Rikku: This is all so sudden. He just...
Kimahri: Kimahri explain. Happen just like Yuna and Tidus execpt only in Home. Rin told me.
Rin: Yes.

Yew-Yevon

03-31-2005, 10:15 PM

wakka-I just cant understand why it has to happen now. Rikku you have a lot to do in this world yet, so dont settle now!

rikku-why not ?

wakka-are you prepaird for kids already??

lulusgirl

03-31-2005, 10:18 PM

????????

rikku-maybe i am ! ! ! ! !
lulu-no,your not ready for the pain and the un-freeness of marrage.
wakka-lulu,your so hurtful.
rikku-BUT I TRULY DEEPLY LOVE HIM
gippal-and so do i.
*gippal and rikku hold each other*
wakka-get a room.wait...maybe you shouldn't.

Yew-Yevon

03-31-2005, 10:23 PM

yuna-but wakka...*looks at rikku*i think you would make a fine famely rikku.

gippal-thank you yuna

*yuna smiles and give rikku a hug*
yuna-im proud of you rikku.

lulusgirl

03-31-2005, 10:27 PM

rikku-thanks...but no famley yet.i'm only 17 ! ! ! ! !
yuna-that's true.
rikku-but i defenatly know who i love.
*lulu punches wakka*
lulu-you never say that about me ! ! ! ! !

Yew-Yevon

03-31-2005, 10:33 PM

wakka-ow...hey Lulu! its just that.....well. i dont want to make the other guys jelus.
*tidus stifles a laugh*

waka -hey! whats so funny?

lulusgirl

03-31-2005, 10:37 PM

tidus-what?oh,nothing.
lulu&wakka-YOU'D BETTER SPIT IT OUT BEFORE I BEAT IT OUT OF YOU!
tidus-well,lulu's...you see...lulu is...um...pretty?
wakka-you'd better say that mister.
*rikku walks oput in her wedding dress*
*gippal's jaw drops*
gippal-oh sweety...your beutiful! ! ! ! !
rikku-really?i's yuna's wedding dress.
yuna-WHAT? ? ? ? ?
rikku-from the wedding w/ measter seymore
yuna-it better be ! ! ! ! !

Yew-Yevon

03-31-2005, 10:43 PM

wakka- i gess they divorced to soon to call it marige.

*yuna give wakka a punch in the gut*

wakka- oww....this is starting to get sore.

Pouring Rain

03-31-2005, 11:14 PM

Shuyin: Where is everone elses wedding going to be?
Rikku: We're not going to get married here. Gippals going to carry me all the way to the zanarkand ruins.
Lenne: We have a suprise there for Tidus.
Tidus: No way. Thanks guys!!!
Lenne: Not everyone is a guy.
Tidus: Sorry?
Yuna: Rikku? I might need my wedding dress back.
Lulu: Yuna, I already have your wedding dress.
Yuna: Thanks so much Lulu!
Wakka: Hey, Hey, Hey!!!! Are you sure your ready to start a family? Not counting the dead people.
Lenne & Shuyin: Hey!!!!!!
Wakka: Whatever.
*Lulu slaps Wakka*
Lulu: Be nicer!
Wakka: Sorry!!!!!!
Lulu: That's more like it.
Wakka: Tidus, I want to know what was so funny in Yu-Yevons script.
Tidus: It was obvious that you were lying.
Lulu: Wakka!
*Lulu knocks out Wakka*
Lulu: Thats more like it. Thank you Tidus.
Tidus: As long as you don't knock me out!!
Lulu: What if I said I wanted YOU to marry me?
Tidus: I can't. I have to marry Yuna.
Lulu: And if Yuna didn't exist?
Tidus: I still wouldn't marry you because you were mean.
Lulu: I like a man who has pride.
*Wakka wakes up*
Wakka: What does that mean? Lu!
Lulu: Just shut up Wakka.
Dona: Maybe we should be friends Lulu.
Lulu: Maybe we should. Maybe we will. Only time will tell.

Thats all folks!

lulusgirl

04-01-2005, 05:04 PM

yuna-yeah,back to the tidus marrying lulu thing.why would you wan't tidus to marry you?
lulu-i don't knowwwwwwww.
*tidus moves away from lulu*
lulu-i'm kidding tidus.i love wakka.
yuna-boys,can you leave us for a little bit?
gippall-why?
yuna-so us girls can talk about the wedding.
the boys-okayyyyyy.
lulu-now that the boys are gone,where are we going to have the wedding?
rikku-the thunder plains
yuna-macalania woods
lenne-the farplane
lulu-good.now we need to plan the times.we are all having the weddings on the same day so it will be tight.

sorry it isn't as good as before.

Yew-Yevon

04-01-2005, 07:09 PM

*kimarie pulls tidus from the door*
tidus- aww common!....we have to be prepaird too yaknow.

gippal-some things should be left to the wemen, and you would be wise not to poke around.

*rikku see the door open a little bit and slams it on tidus*

Rikku- get lost!! Go feed a chocabo or somthing!

lulusgirl

04-01-2005, 07:10 PM

rothflmfao.
GOD THAT'S FUNNIE.SORRY, I'll TRY TO POST SOME WHEN I STOP LAUGHING.

Yew-Yevon

04-01-2005, 07:41 PM

*back in the room*
Rikku- hey Pain! you could use your songstress dress for the wedding at the thonder plains! remember what a grate job yuna did?

Lulu-I gess music is nice compard to all that loud thonder.

*rikku shivers*

Rikku-mabe mine should be held somewere els...

lulusgirl

04-01-2005, 07:53 PM

gippal-no rikku ! ! ! ! ! !
the girls-how did you get in here?
*gippal runs out*
*rikku mutters under her breath*
lulu-oh no,what's this about?
rikku-i'm kinda scared to marry him.
lulu-why?
rikku-i don't know.i love him with every inch of my heart but theress something differant about him that i don't like.

Yew-Yevon

04-01-2005, 08:10 PM

Yuna-then you should tell him and talk about it.

Rikku-but what if he gets mad at me?*starts to cry*

Lulu- well.......its between you and Gippal so why dont you go into the bedroom over there and we'll discuss about the weddings.

Rikku-um........ok. But I'm starting to think that the thonderplains is a bad idea. Luca or Bevel would be a better spot.......I hope Barkeep is doing ok with the food preps.

lulusgirl

04-01-2005, 08:17 PM

yuna-actually,barkeep is too busy with his girlfriend .
rikku-darn.
lulu-GO RIKKU! ! ! ! ! !
rikku-ok then.
*rikku leaves*

*in the bedroom*

*rikku walks in*
rikku-gippal...can i talk to you alone?
gippal-sure sweetie,leave tidus.
*tidus leaves*
rikku-gippal,i'm not sure that that the wedding is a good idea.
gippal-why?
rikku-when you proposed to me,i sensed something differant about you.
gippal-what do you mean?

Yew-Yevon

04-01-2005, 08:32 PM

owch this will be tough!...um

Rikku-well ........there still lots about you that I still don't know......

Gippal-what do you mean?

Rikku-its just that.....when I saw you with that girl in the temple I herd you talking about making a new macina that would charm feinds. I dont know if I can live with that!

Gippal-but.....but Rikku... whait a minute! How did you think I got in the position that im in now? I have influence that can get Spira together again and we can finaly give the Albed a new home so they dont live scatered and outcast people.

Rikku-but it wouldnt be the same....

lulusgirl

04-01-2005, 08:40 PM

gippal-why?
rikku-i would rather be hated with you than loved with you.
gippal-huh?
rikku-forget it.
gippal-you know waht rikku?
rikku-what?
gippal-youv'e changed too.your more mature
rikku-what?
gippal-nonono...i didn't mean it like that.i mean that your mature than before.you were already mature.but your more now.
rikku-is that a good thing?
gippal-sure it is sweetie.sure it is.

Yew-Yevon

04-01-2005, 08:46 PM

Rikku- but why make a macina that charms fiends?

lulusgirl

04-01-2005, 08:51 PM

gippal-i don't know.to hypnotize them?
rikku-okaysies.
gippal-'cmon honey,lets go talk to lulu and yuna and lenne.
rikku-i will...but you can't! ! ! ! !
gippal-why?
rikku-your a guy.
gippal-but we love each other.
rikku-ummmm,ok! ! ! ! !

Yew-Yevon

04-01-2005, 09:04 PM

*back in the room*
Lenne-Im sierios somone should get mastor Mika to perform the rites...

Yuna- its just not right...its because of him that so many people died in Spira.

Lulu-lets not start fighting now.

*Lenne looks at Yuna and sighs*

Lenne- I gess you'r right Yuna but we still need a preist.

*outside Wakka, tidus, and Kimarie sit beside the hut. Wile tidus gets his butt kicked in 6 arm wrestles with Kimarie, Wakka thinks of what his speach shoud say at Lennes wedding. *

Pouring Rain

04-01-2005, 09:44 PM

What is going on?????? I am so lost. Oh well.

Wakka: Someone give me an idea!
Tidus: Ow! That hurts! Now what Wakka?
Kimahri: Weakling.
Tidus: Hey! Thats not fair! You exersise all the time and I've been cramped up for two years! Give me a break!
Wakka: I don't know what to say at Lenne and Shuyin's wedding.
Tidus: Then go to mine. Stop Kimahri!
Kimahri: Whatever weakling human.
*to the ladies and Gippal*
Rikku: I would like to go somewhere other than the Thunder Plains!
Lulu: But we've already made arrangements.
Rikku: I would like to volentere...
Gippal: WE would would like to volentere to go to Bikanel Desert.
Rikku: Presisely.
Lenne: Of course. I understand completely.
Rikku: OK!
Lulu: So its arranged, Yuna will go to Macalania Springs, Lenne will go to the Farplane Abyss, and Rikku will go to Bikanel Island. But where on Bikanel Island?
Rikku: The Oasis.
Lulu: Beautiful. Just beautiful.
Lenne: And who'll be the priest?
Paine: The only person there is, Baralai.
Lulu: Ok. Fine with me.
Yuna: And what of Leblanc?
Paine: She can go with Nooj any OTHER time than the wedding day.
Lulu: Ok.

Yay! I spelt Baralai right. In your face Kea!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!

lulusgirl

04-01-2005, 10:09 PM

who's kea?ummm,this is getting harder.i thought that you said that you would make it easier.ummmmm,

*in bavelle*

barilai-when are we going to tell the gullwings about the wedding?
paine-i don't know.but not now,they are already planning three other weddings.
barilai-ok sweetie.
paine-barilai,don't call me that.

*back to the wedding planners A.K.A. the gullwings and friends*

yuna-how are we going to do this?
*paine runs in with barilai*
paine-i have somthing to tell you guys...barilai and i are getting married.i know this isn't the right time but i just had to tell you.
*everyone's mouth is open*
*silence*
paine-don't worry...we are going to have it another day than yours.
*everyone's mouth is open*
*silence*
paine-say something you guys.
lulu-i need to lie down.
*yuna faints*
*rikku screams*

sorry it's crappy today.

Yew-Yevon

04-01-2005, 10:22 PM

hmmm.........

Paine-whats wrong Lulu?

Lulu- well......it seems every one is geting merried at once. wheres tidus? I have to ask him if hi got yuna a ring and........oh!...oh im so stressed out!

Paine- I'll find him, you just get some sleep. you like your taking on the world.

rikku-this is so confuseing i ......i wish we could think of .....*checks time*........Its geting late mabe we should all go to the air ship and get some sleep.

*in come Tidus and Wakka*

tidus- so how are th......YUNA!!! are you ok?? what just happend?

wakka-Lulu?........you ok?

lulusgirl

04-01-2005, 10:32 PM

gippal-me and paine are getting married and no one is taking it good.
wakka-NO DUH,YA! ! ! ! ! ! WE ARE UP TO OUR NECKS TRYING TO GET YUNA,RIKKU AND PAINES WEDDINGS AND WE CAN'T GO AROUD WITH YOURS! ! ! ! ! ! ONE THING FOR SURE THOUGH...I AM NOT SPEAKING AT YOUR WEDDING! ! ! ! ! !
paine-fine then.barilai...let's go.were obviously not welcome around here.
yuna-don't go paine..were just so busy and this news is just stressing us out more.we are all happy for you.

Yew-Yevon

04-01-2005, 10:38 PM

tidus-what happend yuna? the first thing I see when I come in is you on the floor!

rikku-(yawn)well Gappal, im going to bed. I'll see in the morning.

Gappal-good night sweetie.

lulusgirl

04-01-2005, 10:42 PM

lulu-tidus, do you have a ring for yuna?shuyin, do you have a ring for lenne? gippal, do you have a ring for rikku?
boys-YES! ! ! ! !
tidus-but why is yuna on the floor?
yuna-paines getting married.
auron-WHAT? ? ? ? ?
*auron runs from the room to find paine*

Pouring Rain

04-01-2005, 10:42 PM

kea is my cousin. sorry if i made it harder. i didn't mean to. i swear! anyway.

Lulu: How many weddings are there???????? I might go crazy!!
Wakka: Paine! What did you do this time?
Paine: I told everyone that I'm getting married to Baralai.
Auron: Your getting what?
Paine: Married.
Auron: To a person I haven't met. No way.
Paine: But!
Auron: No buts about it!
Tidus: Oh my Zanarkand! Yuna!
*Tidus picks up Yuna*
Tidus: Breathe! You have to breathe!
*Yuna coughs*
Yuna: Your my hero!
Tidus: And your husband.
Yuna: True, True.
Wakka: Stop this! There are too many weddings!
Paine: Wait until Baralai hears this.
Auron: He won't hear anything if you go deaf or can't speak.
Paine: No dad no!

Thats all I could come up with.

Yew-Yevon

04-01-2005, 10:47 PM

lol if we edit this and send it to a stodio we could make it into an anime film.

*tidus and yuna turn in for the night at Lulus hut. Kimarie asks why human love is such a trublesome thing*

lulusgirl

04-01-2005, 10:52 PM

great idea yu-yevon.who's going to send it in to the studio?
your too funnie ffgirl.
ummm:

*wakka screams*
*lulu screams*
*rikku screams*
auron-what's going on?
*wakka runs out of the tent*
wakka-TIDUS! ! ! ! ! YOU GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF YUNA UNTILL THE HONEYMOON! ! ! ! !

Pouring Rain

04-01-2005, 10:54 PM

lol. ouin nekrd. im just going to let lulu do the next

lulusgirl

04-01-2005, 10:56 PM

i'm not wierd and i'm not doing the next.

Yew-Yevon

04-01-2005, 11:01 PM

lulusgirl

04-01-2005, 11:05 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA........it wasn't sapose to be quite like that.........tidus and yuna sleep in two different beds and kimarie was asking that Q cause he saw that Paine was upset........still lol that was funny.
how do you know that they are?

ummmsies...

yuna-wakka,i can't wait untill we are married.
lulu-oooooh no missy.you are going to wait.you are too young for it anyways.
yuna-for what?
lulu-TO START A FAMILY ! ! ! ! ! now i'm mad.tidus you are going to have to stay away from yuna untill the wedding.
tidus-NO WAY! ! ! ! !

Yew-Yevon

04-01-2005, 11:08 PM

we'r riting a story......besides i dont think the staff would want us puting hentai in here or we'd be baned.

lulusgirl

04-01-2005, 11:14 PM

right.sry.the next poster better not post about the stuffs.yeah.sry.

Yew-Yevon

04-01-2005, 11:19 PM

so them lets start off from were kimarie asks why love between humans is so dificult.

lulusgirl

04-01-2005, 11:20 PM

uh.this is harder than ever.

Yew-Yevon

04-01-2005, 11:25 PM

then i'll jump start it....

Lulu-kimarie... its not that its bad .........its just that it can be overwelming.

Wakka-and the fact that we got so many weddings happening at once dosent help.

kimarie-why dont they have weddings each day of week until all are married? or each week end?

lulusgirl

04-01-2005, 11:35 PM

lulu-because some people don't wan't to get married.
khimari-then why are yuna,tidus,lenne,shuyin,barilai,paine,gippal and rikku getting married?
lulu-because they wan't to.
khimairi-but i thought that you said that they didn't?
lulu-they do.

Pouring Rain

04-01-2005, 11:36 PM

Lulu: You know, thats not a bad idea. Thanks Kimahri.
Kimahri: Kimahri welcomes Lulu.
*morning comes*
Tidus: Wake up Yuna. Wake up.
Yuna: Good morning Tidus.
Lulu: Finally, you're up. I want to talk to you about something.
Tidus: What?
Lulu: Instead of everyone getting married in in the same day, how about different days?
Tidus: ok

hold on i have an im going on here!

Yew-Yevon

04-01-2005, 11:36 PM

kimarie-then plan each of them 1 week apart.....make it easyer on Lulu

Pouring Rain

04-02-2005, 12:02 AM

Wakka: How about a month?
Tidus: Its ok with us but you have to ask the other couples yourself
Lulu: Ok. So when is yours?
Tidus: A month from from now.
Yuna: But everyone else will probably be a week apart.
Kimahri: Lets take stress of of Lulu.
Tidus: Ok.
*over with lenne and shuyin*
Wakka: Um, can you change the date of the wedding?
Lenne: Why?
Wakka: Because Lulu has too much stress and she wants to make it to every wedding.
Shuyin: Ok.
Wakka: So what day?
Lenne: What day fits her?
Wakka: A week from Tidus and Yunas wedding.
Lenne: Thats fine with me. Shuyin?
Shuyin: As soon as possible.
Wakka: So its settled. See you later!
*to bevelle*
Kimahri: Kimarhi forget Paine not get married. Kimahri's fault.
Baralai: What is he talking about?
Paine: I have to confess. My dad didn't like it when I told him that we're getting married. So the wedding is cancelled.
Baralai: And who does your dad think he is?
Paine: He's Sir Auron.
Baralai: Ooh.

Thats all folks

Pouring Rain

04-03-2005, 06:47 PM

Auron: What are you doing here Paine?
Paine: But I was telling him....
Baralai: But...
Auron: Come Paine, or you will suffer the concecunces.

Everyone wasn't repling so i did a double post. Sorry about that. Does this make it a little easier?

lulusgirl

04-03-2005, 06:56 PM

a little bit.

dog backwards...

ummmmm...

paine-dad,why are you so hard on me?
(hot)auron-paine,you are 15 and not ready.
paine-dad,first of all,i'm 18 and second...I AM READY! ! ! !
(hot)auron-does your mother know about this?
*paine starts crying*
(hot)auron-what's wrong?
paine-yeah dad...let's tell mom.well have to visit her in the farplane.wait...we can't do that because it's unsafe.
(hot)auron-paine,i'm so sorry.
paine-dad,a lot of things have changed since you were gone.
(hot)auron-yeah,like what?

yeah...it's retarded today.sry.

Pouring Rain

04-03-2005, 07:11 PM

lol. its ok. poor paine, she has two dead parents execpt she can talk to one of them at least.

Baralai: Poor Paine.
Paine: Shut up Baralai!!!
Baralai: Dang. What did I do to diss her out?
Nooj: Thats not cool. Only people like me and lucil and maroda can say stuff like that. Stop tryin' to be somethin' you can't eva be.
Baralai: What?
Nooj: Sorry Dude, got it from my cousin Barret.
Baralai: But he's not in this story or game?
Nooj: Thats why he's my cousin and not my bro.
Baralai: Whatever?
Nooj: Whats wrong with you, dude?
Baralai: Nothing!
Nooj: Chill dude. Chill.

I'm really sloppy on this one. Oops a lot!!!!!!

lulusgirl

04-03-2005, 07:41 PM

dawg...that was funnie.

Pouring Rain

04-04-2005, 12:41 AM

lol. if you've played ff7, you know who Barret is.

lulusgirl

04-04-2005, 12:50 AM

lol. if you've played ff7, you know who Barret is.
i havn't.

*back to chatou leblanc*

leblanc-what am i going to wear?
ormi-i don't know boss.
leblanc-we don't just stand there...help me! ! ! ! !
logos and ormi-yes boss.

Yew-Yevon

04-04-2005, 07:09 PM

*back at the hut*

tidus- i wonder what whier gana eat at the weddings?

Yuna-even if there just weeks or a moth apart, I would get as fat as Wakka if i ate at every wedding.

wakka- hey!

*rikku poaks wakka in the belly*

wakka- hey stop, your embarasing me.

rikku-*giggles*

Pouring Rain

04-04-2005, 09:13 PM

Funny!!!!!!!!! And good for you Lulu!!!! That game has so much violence, it's not funny!

Rikku: You chubby Wakka!!
Wakka: Hey!! I'm trying to lose weight!
Lulu: Don't lie, Wakka!!!!!
Tidus: That's funny!! You got dissed out by your own wive!!!!
*Lulu glares at Tidus*
Tidus: I'll be quiet now.
Lulu: Thats much better.
Yuna: Lulu, that was amazing!!! Can you teach me to do that? Such wisdom!!
*Elma walks into Besaid Village*
Elma: Hey!!!!! I say that!! But you do have a point.
*In Bevelle*
Baralai: What do you mean only people like you and Lucil and Maroda can say stuff like that?
Nooj: You're really clueless, aren't you?
Baralai: What do you mean?
Nooj: You will never know.
Auron: Oh yeah Nooj, you forgot Jecht.
Nooj: Thanks for reminding me.
Auron: Whatever.
Baralai: I'm still lost.
Nooj and Auron: You're weird.

Spiffing Cheese

04-05-2005, 12:23 AM

Heh, I just read all of this from the beginning and it's frickin' hilarious! My dad keeps giving me weird looks 'cause I keep laughing REALLY loud!

Yew-Yevon

04-05-2005, 06:36 PM

*back at the vilage*
Lulu-its all in the eyes, you have to make them fear your eyes and when they do...*looks at tidus...tidus backs off* thier at your command.

Tidus(in soft voice)-she sais

Lulu- whats that!?

tidus-nothing!!

yuna- now lulu...be nice we are getting married in a week so I want him to be happy.....I dont want a slave for a husband.

Pouring Rain

04-05-2005, 11:02 PM

im not using a long story so don't worry! lol!!!!!! my mom keeps staring at me because she doesn't get whats funny. omg thats wrong

lulusgirl

04-06-2005, 12:32 AM

lol.me too.god this is so funny.

Pouring Rain

04-06-2005, 12:39 AM

you know what i mean.

Yew-Yevon

04-06-2005, 07:01 PM

*Wakka goes to the air ship for a bit of peace and quiet and comes across Barkeep*

Wakka-hey barkeep! how ya doin?

barkeep- wonderful wakka. i hearsh dat da wedingsh are comming very shoon. I made a shpeshal wedding cake for for each week. it losh of work but it fun.

Pouring Rain

04-07-2005, 01:23 AM

Wakka: Oh. Can I help?
Barkeep: No, no, no, no, no!!!!!!!! You'll mess up the whole celebabration!!!!
Wakka: And who told you to say that?
Barkeep: Bro did.
Wakka: Who the heck is Bro?
*Brother on intercom*
Brother: This is Bro. Whats with Yuna's cake?
Barkeep: Its fine!!!!!
Bro: Ok. I'm outtie.
Wakka: Wait!!!!!!!!
Bro: Huh? What? Wakka?
Wakka: Yeah, you heard me!! Why did you tell Barkeep that I would mess up the cake?
Brother: Because you Probably would.
Wakka: Brother!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to get you!!!!!!!!!
*Brother jumps off the airship*
Wakka: Can you hear me Brother!!!!!!!!!!
Barkeep: I believe that he jumped off the airship.
Wakka: Why aren't you talking in Hypello?
Barkeep: Beacuse I'm really...
*Barkeep takes off his mask*
Dona: Because I'm not Barkeep and I'm really Dona.
Wakka: But why the secrecy?
Dona: Because I hate Brother!!!!!
Wakka: Oh. You learned Hypello?
Dona: No, but I picked some up.
Wakka: Oh. Then I better apologise.
Dona: Whatever.
*Dona pushes of Wakka*
Wakka: I didn't want to get off this way!!!!!!!!!
Dona: Whatever.

I just got bored and decided to do this. I won't be back until Friday night so be good!!!

Yew-Yevon

04-08-2005, 07:06 PM

*Lulu walks in and sees Wakka having a shot of light liqer*

Lulu-Wakka??

wakka-huh?

lulu- I thought you said you would'nt start drinking......you know it'll be a bad influence on our son when he gets older.

Wakka-Hey! if you saw what I just saw, you'd try and forget too!

Pouring Rain

04-08-2005, 10:30 PM

OMG thats wrong. This will be PG-13 if we ever publish it

Yew-Yevon

04-08-2005, 11:27 PM

i didn't know what els to put after read the last one

lulusgirl

04-09-2005, 03:01 AM

lulu-what happned?
wakka-i don't remember.
*brother over the intercom*
brother-wakka! ! ! ! !
*lulu jumps*
lulu-what was that?
wakka-the problem that i'm trying to forget.

fahadalhasan

04-09-2005, 04:42 PM

LOL, i can't think of one! I'll come back later and see if i can put one up! :D :p :)

lulusgirl

04-09-2005, 04:53 PM

god,this is slowing down...and down...and down

*back at the dress store*
yuna-I FOUND ONE! ! ! ! !
*evreyone comes running*
lulu-found what?
yuna-you'll see.wait here.
rikku-wasn't that what we were doing?
*yuna comes out*
rikku-OH...MY...GOD...
lulu-i'm speechless.
rikku-that is the most beutiful wedding dress that i have ever saw.
paine-it's so beutiful that i'm jelous.

Krag Koopa

04-09-2005, 11:45 PM

Lulu: im jelous...
Rikku: im jelous
leblanc: im jelous
Baralai: im jelous...
*everyone looks at baralai with weird looks on their faces*
Yuna: where did you come from?!

lulusgirl

04-10-2005, 03:10 PM

barilia-i was here all along.but i'm really...
everyone-DONA! ! ! ! !
wakka-why are you disguising yourself?
dona-i dunno.
rikku-my turn with a dress! ! ! !
*rikku comes out with a dress*
yuna-oh wow rikku,you are stunning.
rikku-stunning?who uses that word anymore?

Yew-Yevon

04-11-2005, 07:24 PM

*tidus walks in and sees rikku in her dress*

tidus-wow!!! you look cute in that dress your wairing!

*yuna smacks tidus*

Yuna- just keep your litte paws off of her, your mine!

tidus-ow! I know honney I was just complimenting rikku.

rikku (giggleing)- why thank you.

*Lulu looks at tidus and frowns*-What are you doing in here?....Here!! of all placess...get out ! cant you see this is not a place for guys?!!.

tidus- i got bord! sorry

lulu- pervert!

tidus-OK OK!! Im going!

Yew-Yevon

04-12-2005, 07:00 PM

yuna-tidus is not a pervert! he just wanted to check up on me. he so kind and protecting.*hugs her self and dancess in circles*

Spiffing Cheese

04-12-2005, 08:17 PM

Tidus: Aaaand leaving...

May I ask what has happened to Rikku's puppy?

Pouring Rain

04-12-2005, 11:44 PM

Of course tidusrocks. I believe Dona found it pages ago and Yuna and Tidus were planning something for Rikku and her puppywho is named Trouble and I guess we forgot about it.

Yew-Yevon

04-13-2005, 06:55 PM

*truble runs in the room barking and wagging his tale*
Rikku-TROBBLE!!*pics up and huggs him*
Yuna-haha
Rikku-where have you been you litte rascal?

Pouring Rain

04-14-2005, 12:14 AM

Trouble: You forgot about me.
Rikku: You can talk?
Trouble: Yes. Thats why this is called Final FANTASY. And not Final Something Extra.
????: Not neccarily.
????2: Thats right.
????3: Um, does anyone want a flower? They're the only in Midgar.
Lulu: Midgar? This is Spira, sweetie.
????3: I know.
????2: By the way, our names are...
????3: My name is Aerith. Nice to meet you!!!!!!!
Rikku: Nice to meet oui.
Aerith: Uh...
Tidus: She meant you. It came out in Al Bhed.
Rikku: Uh huh!!!!!
Yuna: Your getting better at Al Bhed Tidus!!!!!
Tidus: I didn't say anything.
????: I did. And by the way, my name is Vincent Valentine.
????2: And I'm Cloud.
Wakka: What a weird name.
Cloud: So is your's.
Lulu: True, True.
Vincent: I would have been happy to marry you if I could have Lulu.
Lulu: Want to?
Vincent: You mean it?
Lulu: Hold on. Wakka, I hate you.
*Lulu throws her wedding ring in the ocean*
Lulu: Ok. I mean it and I'm ready.
Vincent: Thanks.
Tidus & Cloud: Dang!!!!!!!! You got dumped that quick? Dang!!!!!

Thats all I could think of. Sorry if I messed up the story line. I could always delete it.

Yew-Yevon

04-14-2005, 11:07 PM

mabe change the last part about lulu dumping wakka.

*yuna asks Aerith*-you like my wedding dress? Im whairing it to my wedding with tidus.

Pouring Rain

04-14-2005, 11:44 PM

I don't believe that Lulu should marry Wakka. I always thought that her and Auron should be married. Weird huh?

Aerith: Wedding? I love weddings!!!!! Can I come?
Yuna: Sure.
Aerith: Yay!!!!!!

Kinda busy here. Brb.

Yew-Yevon

04-15-2005, 11:03 PM

*a crowd of ppl gather at Zanarkand. Many known friends and reletivs are present. even Rikku's falther has tears in his eyes as they all whatch Yuna and tidus make their vows and exchange rings*

Preast-Will you, Tidus, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife forever,till death and byond?
Tidus-I do
Preast-and will you, Yuna, take tidus to be your lawful wedded hisband forever,till death and byond?
Yuna-I do
Preast-I now pronounce you Husband and Wife. You may kiss the bride.
*wakka and lulu watch from their seats*
Wakka-(sniff)this is so butiful.
Lulu-she not a little girl anymore.
Rikku's dad-my little nephew is growin up.

lulusgirl

04-15-2005, 11:35 PM

ummm,guys this is a ffx-2 thread and i think that this thread will be closed if we talk about other people from differant games.sorry.

rikku-oh shut up dad! ! ! ! !
cid-but it's so beutiful! ! ! ! !
*rikku crys*
cid-now look who's being soft! ! ! ! !
*at the reception*
*glasses ting*
*everyone waits*
lulu-ummm,where are they?
*yuna runs in*
yuna-look everyone! ! ! ! !
rikku-ANOTHER PUPPY! ! ! ! !
yuna-OHHHH NOOOOOO RIKKU...THIS ONE'S MINE! ! ! ! !

Emily52

04-16-2005, 09:42 AM

Rikku's dad-my little nephew is growin up.
I'm sorry, I haven't got a story, but erm, Yuna is Cid's niece.

Spiffing Cheese

04-17-2005, 07:04 PM

Tidus: So, uh, what's the puppy gonna be called?
Yuna: Eeerm.. I think I'll call him Bob.
Rikku: BOB???!!! What sort of a name for a DOG is BOB?
Tidus: Yuna, I refuse to have a puppy named BOB.
Yuna: Good! He's not YOUR puppy! *evil glare*
Lulu: Hey, you're getting better at that! See he really shuts up if you glare at him. Weakling.

*Tidus opens his mouth, sees Lulu's face and shuts his mouth*

Wakka: I think you should call him Wakka, ya?
Everybody else: I don't

Sorry it's crap I know :D

Pouring Rain

04-19-2005, 01:59 AM

not going to post because i have no idea whats going on. help?

Spiffing Cheese

04-19-2005, 04:07 PM

I was going from lulugirl's...

Fireblade13

04-19-2005, 09:54 PM

Tidus turns to stone
lulu:darn fossil cait sith forgot to take it out
Yuna:anyone got a soft or a breathmint?
LOL couldn't resist with all the glaring.

Pouring Rain

04-19-2005, 11:07 PM

lol. too funny and thanks for telling me

Auron: Here.
*pours praying oil used for banishing blade on Tidus*
Tidus: Thanks.
Paine: Your welcome.

I know it sucks but im just bored to death today. Insperation needed today. Anybody wanna help?

Yew-Yevon

04-19-2005, 11:18 PM

tidus-so rikku...are you and geppal still getting married?

Pouring Rain

04-22-2005, 01:57 AM

Rikku: Yeah. Right Gippal?
Gippal: Right. We're just waiting for the right oppritunity.
Paine: You could have always gotten married. And Rikku, are you tired of wearing that wedding dress?
Rikku: Nope. And besides, we're getting married next. Right Gippal.
Gippal: Sure.
Auron: I am now just noticing, but isn't Rikku taking control of you?
Rikku: Hey!!!!!
*Rikku glares at Auron*
*Auron sarcasticlly says*
Auron: Ah. I'm so scared. I'm going to run to the Farplane. Waah.
Rikku: You big meany!!!!!!! Lulu!!! The glaring thing isn't working!!!!!
Lulu: Of course not. You thought it work work on him? He's too experinced.
Rikku: How do you know? Unless you tried to.
*Lulu blushes*
Rikku: Ah ha!!!! Finally I have caught you!!!!
Auron and Lulu: Whatever.
Paine: That was quick.
Gippal: What do you mean Auron? She's not taking advantige of me.
Auron: You are slow.
Gippal: Hey. That's not nice.
Auron: Girly man.
*Gippal cries*
Rikku: Auron, why did you make Gippal cry?
*Cid walks in*
Cid: Rikku, who gave you permission to marry Gippal? I thought you were going to marry that one person.
Rikku: I can't marry someone who died!!!!!!!
*Rikku cries*
Lulu: This is turning into a crying fest. Maybe I should cry too...
Paine: No!!!!!! Strong women don't cry.
Lulu: Are you looking up to me Paine? Am I your role model?
*Paine blushes*
Paine: Who asked you??????
Auron: Thanks for showing it, Lu.
Lulu: Your welcome.

I like Arnold Swartzennergar. He rocks and epecially his quote, "You are a girly man" in Terminator 3. I can't wait to watch it on my DVD player!!! Hope this isn't too hard for you. And Lulu, we were going to plan this into a movie so that will make it even better. Sorry it doesn't fit in with the FFX-2 theme.

Yew-Yevon

04-23-2005, 05:04 AM

Kimari-how is every one?

*kimari is holding a large cheast he found full of 1200 year old dress sphears*
Kimari-I found nice dresses for the girls.

lulusgirl

04-23-2005, 05:52 PM

yuna-um,i'm sorry khimari.but we already have a dress.
khimari-oh.ok then.
*khimari leaves*
paine-but what about lenne?
yuna-i thought she was going to wear her outfit right now...
lenne-no,i'm not.
*rikku screams*
rikku-STOP POPPING UP LIKE THAT! ! ! ! ! ! !
lenne-ok sorry.
auron-yuna,about your puppy.i think that you should name him jecht.
yuna-I LOVE THAT NAME! ! ! ! ! ! !
tidus-NOOOOO WAY... i am not going to have a puppy named after my father that i hate.
yuna-once again tidus,he's NOT your puppy.

Pouring Rain

04-23-2005, 07:10 PM

Tidus: But aren't you going to share it?
*Yuna glares at Tidus* *Tidus shivers*
Yuna: Yay!!! It still works!!!!!!
Lulu: It always does. Execpt for Auron. Don't overuse it.
Yuna: Ok.
Paine: So what are you going to name him?
Cid: I'm an animal expert. Let me see the puppy.
Yuna: Ok.
Tidus: Why can't I hold the puppy?
Yuna: You never asked.
Tidus: For the love of...
*Yuna gives Cid the puppy*
Cid: Huh. Intristing.
Yuna: What?
Cid: No boy names.
Yuna: Why?
Cid: Cause its a girl!

yuna_x2

04-25-2005, 01:40 AM

I read all the posts from pg 1-5:exdee:,it's my only entertainment :laughing:
Keep it up

jennifer

04-25-2005, 02:19 AM

I read all the posts from pg 1-5:exdee:,it's my only entertainment :laughing:
Keep it up

Lol same here

Spiffing Cheese

04-25-2005, 04:22 PM

Yuna: Really? A girl?
Cid: Hey, that means you can call it Tidus!
*Tidus sulks*
Tidus: Why's everyone always picking on me?
Lulu: It's our only form of entertainment
Tidus: Why only ME though?
Lulu: Hey, I pick on Wakka too!
Tidus: No, you -
*Lulu glares*
Tidus: I'll be quiet

Pouring Rain

04-29-2005, 02:47 AM

Lulu: Thats much better!
Yuna: I know! Why don't we name it after me?
Rikku: Um.......
Yuna: Thats a good idea, isn't it Tidy-poo?
Paine: Tidy-poo? Oh no, Yuna is going crazy. Whats going on with the world?
Tidus: I remember. Its not my puppy.
Yuna: Ooh!!!!! Now it is our puppy. Now pick a name!!!!
Yuffie: Sorry to come so late.
Tidus: Whats your name?
Yuffie: The names Yuffie!
Rikku: Forget Shinra. Your my new best friend.
Yuffie: Yay!!!!!
Yuna: Now pick a name.
Yuffie: How about Cutie? It is cute.
Yuna: Thanks! My doggies name will now be Cutie!
Tidus: Cid, could you please pass my dog back?
Cid: Oh, sorry. Forgot I was holding her.
*Cid passes the puppy over*
Yuna: Its a puppy!!!! Not a dog!!!
Tidus: Sorry.
Yuna: Its not your puppy anymore!!
*Yuna snatches Cutie away from Tidus*
Tidus: But I just....
Auron: There is a saying called shut up and wait. Do it.
Tidus: Excuuuuuuse me.
Paine: Don't get an additude with my dad.
Tidus: I ain't afraid of you or your dad.
*Lulu slaps Tidus*
Tidus: Ow!!!!!!!!!!! That left a mark!!!
Lulu: Don't make fun of Sir Auron.
Tidus: *pheticly says* Yes maam.
Lulu: I can't hear you!!!!!
Tidus: *tidus shouting* Yes Maam!!!!
Lulu: Thats a lot better.
Yuffie: She treating you like dogs. I ain't trying to be mean or nothing.

Spiffing Cheese

04-29-2005, 05:42 PM

Tidus: Lulu treats everybody like dogs... except Yuna... and Rikku... and Auron... and - maybe it's just me and Wakka.
Lulu: Yes, it is. Something about both of you just reeeally bugs me.
Yuna: I think maybe it's their voices? And what they say?
Tidus: Hey!! What'd I do to you??
*everybody ignores him*
Yuna (continuing): You know, the constant "ya"s?
Tidus: I never say ya!
*everybody ignores him*
Lulu: Yeah, why on earth does he say "ya" so much?
Yuna: It's all his vocabulary extends to.
Wakka (just walked up): Yeah?? Well what about Rikku with the "you know"s, ya?
Lulu: Rikku can pull off constant repetition. You and Tidus can't.
Tidus: What do I ever repeat? Huh huh huh?
*is ignored*
Wakka: I can so pull it off, YA!
Tidus: WHAT DO I REPEAT?????
Lulu: ...... *ignores*
Tidus: Ha! I proved you wrong! I am the best! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha... I am so smart! La la la la!
*Auron slaps Tidus, who falls over*
Auron: Your dog is smarter than you.
Yuna: IT'S NOT A DOG IT'S A PUPPY - sorry. Hey, to change the subject, when are you and Gippal getting married, Rikku?

EDIT: Just changed last question 'cause it was already answererd before.

lulusgirl

04-30-2005, 01:22 PM

guy's,this is a ffx-2 forum.if we bring yuffie in here,the thread will be closed.and remember we don't want that because we want to get this story published.

tidus-lulu...what did i ever do to you for you to try to kill me?
lulu-ummm,i don't know.
paine- OH MY GOD LULU...YOU WERE MY ROLE MODEL BUT WHEN YOU HURT MY BEST FRIEND'S FIENCE...YOUR OVER THE TOP.
*lulu starts crying*
wakka-i have to agree with paine...you shouldn't do that.
*lulu stops crying long enough to say this*:
lulu-tidus,i'm so sorry.i just have been so stressed out with all the three weddings that are going to happen.
yuna-three???i know me and rikku are getting married...but who's the third???
lenne-did you forget about us?
*yuna blushes*
yuna-umm.no?

Spiffing Cheese

04-30-2005, 06:59 PM

Ummmm this is too hard!

Lenne: Good! 'Cause I want to get married next!
Rikku: Hey, that's not fair! It's our turn, right Gippal?
Gippal: Um... yes?
Lenne: Fine! But when ARE you getting married??
Tidus: Wasn't there supposed to be a month between each wedding?
Rikku: Yeah! 'Cause Lulu was getting stressed and -
Lulu: I don't care. At least SOME people will have happy marriages.
Wakka: Hey! We're happy!
*Everybody snorts, Wakka sulks*
Lenne: Ok, Rikku! YOU can get married tomorrow and then me and Shuyin can get married -
Shuyin: The day after.
Rikku: NOW YOU'VE STARTED POPPING UP TOO!!!! ARRGGGHH!!!!
*Runs off screaming*
Yuna: What's with her? She forgot Trouble! Riiiikkuuuuuuu!!!!
*Yuna runs after her with Trouble*
Lenne: Well, I'm going shopping!
Shuyin: What for?
Lenne: A wedding dress, of course!
*She runs off and Lulu goes with her*
Lulu (as she runs off): Hey, who's your maid of honour?
Shuyin: I don't understand girls.
*Tidus and Wakka shake their heads*

Pouring Rain

05-03-2005, 01:42 AM

*The next day*
Lenne: La la la la la. Today's the wedding day for Rikku and Gippal. La la la la la.
Shuyin: I haven't seen you any happier about anything.
Lenne: Well of course!
Shuyin: I hope your happy about our wedding.
Lenne: I'll be even happier!
Shuyin: Yay me.
*At the hut*
Lulu: So did you choose your maid of honor, Rikku?
Rikku: I think its going to be Yuna.
Lulu: Aww.
Rikku: But maybe you can be Lenne's Maid of Honor.
Lulu: That's a possibility.
*Gippal walks in*
Gippal: Hello sweetie.
Rikku: Hello darling.
Lulu: Um, I think I'll leave.
Gippal: Don't! I want to talk to you about something Lulu.
Rikku: What do you wanna talk to her about?
Gippal: Something you'll never know.
Rikku: Aww.
*Rikku leaves the room*
Lulu: So what did you want to talk to me about?
Gippal: Wakka.
Lulu: What about him?
Gippal: No. I mean Wakka.
*Wakka comes in*
Wakka: Hey. What ya'll talking about, ya?
Gippal: That ya is irratating!!! Just leave!!!
Wakka: You could have just asked me to leave, ya?
*Wakka leaves*
Gippal: Now anyway...
Lulu: Yes?
Gippal: Are you still going to stay with Wakka?
Lulu: I don't know. The person I was going to marry died, so...
Gippal: Why don't you ask Dona's dad to bring him back to life?
Lulu: I never thought of that. Thanks!
Gippal: Your welcome.

Spiffing Cheese

05-03-2005, 04:00 PM

*Wakka comes back in*
Wakka: Hey, I heard all of that!!
Lulu: Good for you! I want a divorce!
Wakka: What about Spencer? Or... you know, whatever his name is...
Gippa *shakes head* Wakka, that's disgusting! You don't even know the name of your own child!!
Wakka: But -
Gippal: DISGUSTING!!!
Wakka: Hey -
Gippal: SICK!!!
Wakka: Whatever, ya? Lulu -
Gippal: Hey, where is... umm... your son, anyway?
Lulu: Oh crap.
*Runs off*
Wakka: You ruined my marriage, £$%&£$*&!!!
*Punches Gippal*
Rikku (just appeared): MY FIANCE!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!
*Attacks Wakka*
Rikku: I never did like you!!
Yuna (just appeared): Hey, guys!! The wedding starts in - what happened here?
*everybody speaks at same time*
Gippal: He punched me!
Wakka: He ruined my marriage! She attacked me!
Rikku: He hit my boyfriend!
Yuna: Okay............... *looks around* Hey, where's Lulu?
Everyone: She lost the baby.
Yuna: I thought there was someone missing!
Yuna: Where's your wedding dress, Rikku?
Rikku: Yay! Wedding dress time again! Yay! Get out, Wakka and Gippal! Girls only!

Yew-Yevon

05-03-2005, 07:14 PM

I'v run out of ideas.....you ppl seem to be doing good........but I could use some help with my story in the art forum....its called Creating a story and it about a war between kingdoms adding caracters helps as long as the posts follow the others....no silly runins with games charactors everything is made up, ideas from other medium can be used but dont overdo it thanks =)

Pouring Rain

05-04-2005, 12:52 AM

Yuna: How about this dress?
Rikku: Too Paineish.
Yuna: This one?
Rikku: Too Luluish.
Yuna: This one?
Rikku: That one's yours!
Yuna: Whoops!
Rikku: How about this one?
*Points to all alone dress*
Yuna: Um, sure.
*Rikku goes into changing room. Then changes and comes back inside the tent*
Rikku: What do you think?
Yuna: It looks so good on you!
Rikku: You think so?
Yuna: Yeah! I'm going to get Lulu and Paine to see it.
Rikku: Ok.
*Yuna leaves the tent to come back in later with Paine and Lulu*
Yuna: You ready?
Paine and Lulu: Ready!
Yuna: Come on out Rikku!
*Rikku comes out of the changing room*
Lulu: Aah!!!!
Rikku: Too revealing?
Lulu: No. I just love it! Where did you find this?
Rikku: On the bed.
Lulu: Oh. That one. What do you think Paine?
Paine: I'm speechless.
Rikku: Well thank you.
Paine: You're welcome.
Yuna: We should show the boys!
Paine: No. They'll see it at the wedding.
Yuna: True, True.
Rikku: They'll just have to wait until then, won't they?
Lulu, Paine, and Lulu: Yup.

Spiffing Cheese

05-04-2005, 04:19 PM

*Tidus appears*
Tidus: Hey guys! What are you -
Rikku: AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! GET OUT!!!!!
*Throws shoe at his head*
Tidus: Oof! (knocked unconscious)
Rikku: Whoops...
Yuna: Rikku, how hard are your shoes?
*Lulu walks over and picks up the shoe*
Lulu: I think it's the smell that did it *holds out shoe*
Yuna, Paine: Ewwww, Rikku!!!
*Rikky pouts*
*Yuna throws a Phoenix Down at Tidus*
Yuna: There!
Rikku: WAAAAAAKKA!!!
*Wakka comes in*
Wakka (confused): Whaaaaat, ya????
*Rikku points at Tidus, who is still on the floor*
Rikku: Get rid of him! And make sure Gippal doesn't come in!!
*Wakka drags Tidus out by the foot*
Yuna: Oh my god!!!! LOOK at the time, guys!!!
Rikku: The wedding starts in two hours!!! We have to get ready!!

An hour and a half later...

Wakka: Gippal!!! Who's your best man??
Gippal: Hmmm...
Tidus: Meee!!
Everyone: WHY would it be you??
*Tidus pouts*
Tidus: 'Cause who else am I gonna be best man for??
Wakka: You can be best man for... Shuyin, ya?
Shuyin: Yes, why not.
Tidus: Yay!
Wakka: So childish, ya? How old are you, ya?
Tidus: Errrrrrm...
Wakka: Forget it, ya?
Gippal: Wakka, if I made you best man, would you forgive me for wrecking your marriage?
Wakka: Yes, ya??
Gippal: Fine.
Tidus: Who's Rikku's maid of honour?
Gippal: Yuna.
*All the girls except Rikku appear*
Yuna: Come on, guys!!! Time to go!! Wedding in half an hour!!

Spiffing Cheese

05-05-2005, 10:21 PM

Have I made this too hard? I just come in and confuse everything :eek:

Pouring Rain

05-06-2005, 01:45 AM

Kinda weird. I'll deal with it.

*Half an hour later*
Cid: Another beautiful wedding.
Lulu: Shut up! You'll ruin the wedding! Again!
Cid: What did I do this time?
Lulu: Everything.
*Fast forward to the preecher*
Preacher: Do you Gippal, take Rikku to be your lovely weded wive?
Gippal: I do.
Preacher: And do you, Rikku, take Gippal to be your husband?
Rikku: Um, I think so.
Preacher: Okay then. Gippal, you may now kiss the bride aka Rikku.
*Gippal and Rikku kiss* *Rikku throws the boque and Lenne grabs it*
Lenne: Well what do you know? I'm next.
Tidus: Yay!!!!!!!!!
Shuyin: Awesome!
*All the girls go to the hut*
Lulu: Do you like this one?
Lenne: Too songstress like.
Yuna: This one?
Lenne: Too much like yours four years ago.
Yuna: Whoops.
Rikku: This one?
Lenne: Too eureka!
Rikku: Oops. This one was supossed to be Paine's.
Lenne: Okay.

Will Lenne ever find the right dress in time? Will we ever talk about the tuxedo's without fast fowarding? Tune in later to find out!

Spiffing Cheese

05-06-2005, 04:33 PM

Will we ever talk about the tuxedo's without fast fowarding?

LOL. Can't be bothered to write anything today. ;)

EDIT: I'll just add this ;)

Later...

Wakka: Sooo, guys, does everybody have their tuxedos?
Gippal: You moron. We're WEARING them.
Tidus: We would be, we just went to a WEDDING, Wakka. Ever heard of one of those?
Wakka: Yeah, but... ya. Shuyin doesn't have a wedding tuxedo.
Shuyin *appears in tuxedo* Yes I do.
Wakka: Everybody's always trying to show me up...
Tidus: You forget to say "ya".

Edit 2: Does anybody else think we're kind of mean to Wakka? I hate him :D

Pouring Rain

05-06-2005, 06:00 PM

I can't freakin' stand Wakka! Does that answer your question? We are not being mean to Wakka. He deserves it!

Wakka: I've been thinking about it.
Tidus: About what?
Gippal: The "ya's".
Wakka: Yeah. And I think I should stop them.
Tidus: But you have been saying them for more than 4 years.
Wakka: I should stop them.
Gippal: Whatever.
*Lulu walks in*
Lulu: Nice tuxedo.
Shuyin: Thanks.
Lulu: Who picked it out?
Shuyin: Ti...*got interupted*
Lulu: Oh my goodness! I forgot to bring Rikku too! Be right back!
Wakka: I'll be right back. Have to bring my baby.
*Lulu comes back*
Lulu: Rikku, isn't this the coolest tux ever?
Rikku: Oh my god!!!! It is so cool!!!! Where did you get it?
Shuyin: Ti...*gets interupted* *baby cries*
Baby: Waah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Waah!!!!!!!!!!!
Rikku: Somebody stop that babies crying!!!!!!!!!
*Yuna comes in and calms down the baby*
Yuna: There you go! And by the way, who picked out your tux, Shuyin?
Shuyin: Tidus!!!!!! Finally! Stop interupting me!
Lulu, Rikku: Sorry.
Baby: Ah go go ga ga.
Wakka: Finally. Now where's the bride?
Yuna: In the other hut. We'll pick her wedding dress.
Rikku: See you later!
Gippal: See you later sweetie.

So tired...

Spiffing Cheese

05-06-2005, 06:35 PM

Lenne: La la la la la... I get to wear a wedding dress!!! La la la la la...
Lulu: You're very... excitable lately, aren't you?
Lenne: Yup.
Yuna: Lulu?
Lulu: What?
Yuna: Have you decided if you're going to bring back Chappu?
Lulu: Nah. Decided not to. Thought if I did, he might murder Wakka.
Yuna: What, you mean for "stealing his chick" as guys would say?
Lulu: Yup. God, I hate Wakka.
Yuna: Then why did you marry him?
*Lulu shrugs*
Lenne: Could we please get back to what's important?
Lulu: And what's that?
Lenne: My wedding dress, of course!
Yuna: Oh. Right. Well, what about this one?
Lenne: Oh my god, I SO love that one!!!
Yuna: Yay!
Lenne: But THAT one's really nice too...
*Lulu rolls her eyes*
Yuna: This could take a while... Where's Rikku?
Lulu: I thought she was with us!!
*Rikku comes in*
RIkku: Guys, I lost Trouble again!!
Yuna: Rikku!!!!
Rikku: Just kidding! Heeere he is!!
*She produced Trouble who is wearing a tux*
Yuna: Awww... that is so cute Rikku!
Lenne: I NEED A DRESS!!!!

Yew-Yevon

05-06-2005, 07:12 PM

*kimari comes in from overhearing the ladies*

Kimari- I still have chest full of dress sphears...some of them with Lenne's inisials might be worth trying.

*sets a big gold chest on the floor and leavs*
Kimari- I must now go to Mount Gagazed and tell ronso the news of the weddings...Ronso are making big banners for weddings.

Spiffing Cheese

05-06-2005, 08:52 PM

Lulu: What is it with him and those dresses?
Yuna: Who knows.
Lulu: Oh well, we may as well have a look.
Lenne: Yup
*Opens chest*
Yuna: Wow!

Tifa's Real Lover(really

05-06-2005, 09:13 PM

so leene is getting married???

Spiffing Cheese

05-06-2005, 09:56 PM

so leene is getting married???

Yup, Lenne's getting married. Maybe you should read this from the start ;)

Pouring Rain

05-07-2005, 02:02 AM

so leene is getting married???
Yes, shes getting married Vincent. You should really read like the other three pages to learn about the weddings. Anyway...

Yuna: These dresses are beautiful!
Rikku: Where does he find these spheres?
Lulu: Who knows?
Lenne: Lets start talking about me and what I'm going to wear.
Lulu: We are talking about you and your dresses.
Lenne: Oh.
Lulu: How about this?
Lenne: Its my regular outfit execpt in purple and gold.
Rikku: Hey, it has the colors of mine. Cool!
Yuna: That is cool.
Rikku: How about this one?
Lenne: Um, I'm a virgin.
Rikku: Aah!!!!!!!! Oops.
Lulu: What does Kimahri thinking?
Yuna: Who knows?
Lenne: How about this one?
All the other women: Ok!

Tifa's Real Lover(really

05-07-2005, 02:11 AM

its too long for me......anyways its getting pretty good here :p

Spiffing Cheese

05-07-2005, 10:20 AM

Lenne: Yay! I have a dress! Now let's go party!
Yuna: Yay!
Rikku: Yay!
Lulu: Oh joy...

*After a long, long night of partying and drinking they all fall asleep on the floor*

The next morning...

*Lenne bursts into the room*

Lenne: WAAAAKE UP!!!!!!
Yuna (startled): What???
Lenne: I'M GETTING MARRIED!!!
Lulu *wakes up*: WE KNOW!!!
*Rikku is still sleeping*
*Lenne pokes her in the eyes*
Rikku: AAAAIIIIII!!!! Why are you so insane lately?
Lenne: 'Cause I'm getting married!! Hee hee!!!!!
Yuna (*looks at watch*): Lenne, what are you thinking?! It's not even seven AM yet!! We've had about 3 hours sleep!
Rikku: Yeah! NOW GO TO SLEEP!!!
*Lenne bounces out of the room*
Yuna: You know Rikku, she sort of reminds me of you lately.

Pouring Rain

05-07-2005, 10:58 PM

ok... and Spiffing Cheese formalliy known as TidusRocks214 or something like that, can you change it so Lulu doesn't say yay? and i got nothig so somebody take my turn...

Spiffing Cheese

05-07-2005, 11:37 PM

Better? :p

Pouring Rain

05-07-2005, 11:47 PM

A lot better!

Spiffing Cheese

05-07-2005, 11:55 PM

I don't know what I was thinking :tongue: Like Lulu would ever say yay...

Pouring Rain

05-08-2005, 12:18 AM

shes too all grown up and mature to say yay. thats like Auron saying yay. not going to happen ever.

Spiffing Cheese

05-08-2005, 12:20 AM

What a weird image... Auron saying yay... In my mind he's morphed into a cheerleader. How strange.

Pouring Rain

05-08-2005, 01:04 AM

That is weird.

Spiffing Cheese

05-08-2005, 11:30 AM

Indeedly.

Tifa's Real Lover(really

05-08-2005, 03:10 PM

continue with the freaking story already!!!!!!!

Spiffing Cheese

05-08-2005, 03:27 PM

:rolleyes2 We will when we think of something and/or when we're good and ready! If you're so worried why don't you write something yourself?

And anyway, it has only been a day!

Here's a crappy little bit.

Rikku: Whatever. I'm going to sleep.
*Zonks out on pillow*

Later

Yuna: So... we should get ready?
Lulu (not moving): Yup.
Rikku: I'm getting up...
Yuna: Meee too.
*Nobody moves*
Lulu: Guys we really should make a move. Lenne will kill us if we're late.
Yuna: Yeah.
Rikku: Let's go!
*Still nobody moves*

An hour later

Yuna: Ok, now we really have to move.
Lulu: Yes, I know...
Rikku: Uh huh.

Half an hour later

Yuna: Oh my god, guys! We're now officially late!!!
Lulu: We're going to be skinned alive.
Rikku: It's been nice knowing you, guys.

Tifa's Real Lover(really

05-08-2005, 05:24 PM

ok heres a lil bit i came up with

*Wakka comes*
Wakka: Why are you people here???
Rikku: I dont know?? Why are we here
Yuna: I guess Were jus
Wakka: scared,.........well shes getting married and thats final
Rikku: I wanna get married!!!!!!!!!!
Yuna starts to cry
Lenne is so young
Wakka holds her..
Wakka its ok Yuna, its ok.
Yuna: its so hard
Lulu: this could really change our lives....

Spiffing Cheese

05-08-2005, 05:34 PM

I don't think you should post parts of the story until you've read it all ;) Rikku and Yuna have already gotten married, and so has Lulu (obviously prior to where this... erm story takes place).

Tifa's Real Lover(really

05-08-2005, 05:37 PM

srry....then umm...........rikku wants to get married again???

Pouring Rain

05-08-2005, 09:33 PM

to who? shes already married Gippal. who Nooj? Eww. thats leblancs and Paine is Baralai's boyfriend so thats not going to work i don't think.

Spiffing Cheese

05-08-2005, 09:42 PM

to who? shes already married Gippal. who Nooj? Eww. thats leblancs and Paine is Baralai's boyfriend so thats not going to work i don't think.

Man, this has got complicated. :tongue:

Tifa's Real Lover(really

05-09-2005, 01:46 AM

she could always get married to me :D :D

Spiffing Cheese

05-09-2005, 04:41 PM

*Cough* PIXELS *Cough*

Pouring Rain

05-10-2005, 02:28 AM

I belive he means Vincent. not Vincent Valentino. Vincent Valentine.

Spiffing Cheese

05-10-2005, 03:35 PM

I belive he means Vincent. not Vincent Valentino. Vincent Valentine.

Huh???

CardsOfTheHeart

05-10-2005, 05:21 PM

Let's continue the story, guys and gals.

Here's my update:

At the wedding

*Yuna, Lulu, & Rikku arrive while everyone else is waiting

Lenne: Yuna! Lulu! Rikku! Where have you been?!
Yuna: Sorry about that, Lenne.
Lulu: Yeah, about that--
Rikku: YOU'RE NOT GONNA SKIN US ALIVE!!! Are you?
Lenne: What?! Skin you alive? No, no, I'm just glad you all made it safely. Then again--
Wakka: You didn't have to keep us waiting so long!
Tidus: Oh lighten up, Wakka. They didn't exactly ruin the wedding, right?
Gippal: Besides, I'm sure it wasn't your fault for being late. Right, Yuna? *wink
Rikku: Gippal!
Gippal: Hey hey! I'm just trying to lighten the mood!
Shuyin: Can we get on with this? Lenne and I want to engage in HOLY matrimony. This isn't the time for arguing.
Rikku: Fine, fine.
Gippal: You heard her, preacher man! Bring it!
Priest: The rings, please.

*long moment of silence

Lenne: Yuna, you didn't forget the rings, did you?
Yuna: Uhhh...
Yuna (whispering to Rikku): I thought you were supposed to get the rings!
Rikku (whispering to Yuna): And I thought Lulu had them!
Rikku (whispering to Lulu): Where are the rings?!
Lulu (whispering to Rikku): How should I know? I haven't seen them since last night.
Lenne: Yuna?
Gippal: Rikku?
Wakka: Lu?
Rikku: Ohhh, I knew we forgot something!
Lenne: What?!!! You don't have the rings?!
Shuyin: How can I officially marry Lenne without the rings?! You did know that they were very important, didn't you?
Lenne: Yuna, how could you?!
Gippal: I know you can be absent-minded at times, Rikku, but--
Wakka: C'mon, Lu! I thought I knew you better than this!
Tidus: Hey hey! Take it easy!
Wakka: Shut up, Tidus!
Gippal: Yeah, butt out!

*arguing ensues

*fighting starts; spells are cast, weapons are used

*Paine, Baralai, and Nooj leave the room and talk amongst themselves

Paine: This isn't looking good!
Nooj: We need to stop this as soon as possible!
Baralai: This looks more like what happened at the Den of Woe by the minute.
Paine: We need a plan, Nooj.
Nooj: Just wait a minute, Paine. I'm thinking about it.
Baralai: You better think quick 'cause Gippal is about to crash the party!

*Gippal fires his Mortar into the ceiling
*huge explosion

THE END (for now)

Will everyone survive?
What will happen to Lenne and Shuyin's wedding?
Will Yuna, Rikku, and Lulu ever find the wedding rings?

Stay tuned...

Spiffing Cheese

05-10-2005, 07:42 PM

Um... very weird. Ok -

(Dust and bits of building everywhere, but everybody is still alive)
Gippal: Whoops.
Rikku (gets up from under a table): Now look what you did!
Gippal: Yeah, well... you guys lost the wedding rings!
Yuna: YOU BLEW UP THE WEDDING HALL!!!
Lulu: Um, guys? I don't want to make this worse but... I had the rings all along... I was joking.
Everyone: LULU!!!!!!
Lenne: I'm... gonna... kill... you!!!
*Has to be held back by Rikku and Gippal*
Lenne: LET ME AT HER!!! LET ME -
Priest guy: Umm... shall we continue with the service?
Lenne: YOU BETTER!!!!
Lulu (under her breath): I knew having so many weddings so close was a bad idea!!!
Lenne, Rikku, Yuna: ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

Tifa's Real Lover(really

05-10-2005, 08:53 PM

u ignored my part??? *sad*

Pouring Rain

05-11-2005, 01:01 AM

what was your part?

CardsOfTheHeart

05-11-2005, 02:39 PM

u ignored my part??? *sad*
Yes 'cause you made Rikku say that she wanted to get married. If you had read the entire story, you would know that she already married Gippal!

Pouring Rain

05-12-2005, 12:27 AM

lol. read it Vincent!

Tifa's Real Lover(really

05-12-2005, 01:44 AM

its in page six

Spiffing Cheese

05-12-2005, 07:01 PM

Tifa's Real Lover(really

05-12-2005, 08:58 PM

:eek: :eek: :eek: you did not just go there :eek: :eek: :eek:
that did not just happen :eek:

Yew-Yevon

05-12-2005, 11:29 PM

I can see whats gana be edited out of the story when its published.

Teek

05-13-2005, 12:04 AM

Ok nobody's writing anything so here's something crap. xD

*After the service*
Lenne: Thank god it's over!!! LULU PREPARE TO DIE!! HAAAAAA!
Yuna: NOO!!!
*Lenne attacks Lulu*
Lenne: DIE YOU WEIRDO!!! *strangling Lulu*
*Somebody petrifies Lenne and she turns to stone*
Lulu (panting): Thank you!
Yuna: This is all your fault Lulu! She's gonna murder you!
Rikku: Yeah! Run!
*Lulu runs off*

Lulu clutched her chest, crying to herself. As if she was a child.

'This is all... my fault.' *dies*

Meanwhile...

Yuna screwed Rikku.

It was hot.

TEH END KTHX

lol @ thread

Pouring Rain

05-13-2005, 10:37 PM

Can you think about something thats not sick? Who screws there own cousin? Is Yuna officially gay or something? Unless you screw your cousin. Sick. Anyway...

Lulu: How far do I have to run?
*Lenne catches up*
Lenne: Until I catch you! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Lulu: A little too much like a mix of Seymour and Shuyin.
Lenne: Don't mention my husband you he woman!
Lulu: He woman? You are so going to take that back!
Lenne: What are you going to do about it?
*Lulu gets overdrive up by taking Lennes*
Lenne: Hey! Thats not fair!
Lulu: Auron's not fair.
Lenne: Huh?
Lulu: Its his ability!!!
Lenne: Oh.
*Shuyin pops up*
Lenne and Lulu: Aah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenne: Honey!! You came to help me?
Shuyin: No. I came to stop you.
Lenne: Why??
Shuyin: Does it even matter? Anyway, stop fighting. Its just some stupid ring. And anyway, she was going to give it to us, right?
Lulu: I was until YOU started chasing me.
Lenne: Sorry. I get so mad that I can't control my emotions sometimes.
Lulu: Is that a first?
Lenne: What do you mean?
*Yuna and Rikku catch up*
Yuna: "You must stop! That's enough!" That sounds like the Lenne I know.
Rikku: Not "I'm going to KILL you Lulu!"
Lenne: I sounded like that?
Yuna & Rikku: Yup.
Lenne: Thats not like me at all.
*Lenne cries on Shuyin*
Shuyin: Okay... Now that we have this all better, why don't we go to the honeymoon? All of us?
Lenne: Yay!!!!!
Lulu: Oh no.
Lenne: What does that mean?
Lulu: Nothing.
Lenne: It better not!

Spiffing Cheese

05-14-2005, 09:38 AM

Can you think about something thats not sick? Who screws there own cousin? Is Yuna officially gay or something? Unless you screw your cousin. Sick. Anyway...

I think it was meant to be a joke, but still... that's gross.

MoonZapdos

05-14-2005, 03:16 PM

I would really recommend this was moved to Arts & Writing before any mod reads the title...

Spiffing Cheese

05-14-2005, 04:40 PM

I would really recommend this was moved to Arts & Writing before any mod reads the title...

But it's about FFX-2.

Pouring Rain

05-14-2005, 05:22 PM

I would still think that it would be a joke. but still gross. it still is.

Ffgrandmaster

05-18-2005, 07:21 AM

*Later that night, in secret*
Paine: We could always elope
Baralai: I suppose so
Paine: But where?
Baralai: Someplace where no one will find us.
Paine: A chamber of the Fayth?
Baralai: Better, The resting place of Vegnagun
Paine: But since your the only priest
Baralai: That leaves Maester Mika
Paine: Should we get him anywhere near Vegnagun?
Baralai: What do you mean?
Paine: He could reactivate it
Baralai: Your right.
Paine: Mabey where Vegnagun was stored under Bevelle
Baralai: But how do we get Mika there, he's dead
Paine: Dona's dad?
Baralai: Perfect.
Auron: Not so fast.
Paine: Dad, where did you come from?
Auron: It dosent matter, You would be willing to bring Maester Mika back to life just to get married!
Baralai: You forced us to!
Auron: I see... There is no way to stop you... Very well you may get married
Paine: Really?
Auron: I see there is no way for me to stop you
Paine: Great! Lets tell everyone else
Baralai: Mabey tommorow
Paine: Yeah it is late. What made you change your mind dad?
Auron: As I said "This is your world now"
Paine: Huh???
Auron: Never mind

Yew-Yevon

05-18-2005, 11:22 PM

Lover of Kh

05-19-2005, 03:25 AM

Ohhhh....I don't know......I actually enjoyed this story really. Keep it up people. *thumbs up* :D

Ffgrandmaster

05-19-2005, 05:35 AM

*The next morning*
Lulu: If we have anymore weddings I think I'll die
Wakka: Your tellin me, I'm the one getting abused
Tidus: I think the weddings were find of fun except when Gippal pulled out his mortar gun
Paine: I agree... so let's have another one
Lulu: Oh no...
Wakka: But didn't Auron say
Paine: He changed his mind.
Baralai: We made him understand
Tidus: Made him
Auron: I realized I was wrong, It was the first time I realized I was trying to manipulate people too much
Paine: Whoa dad your going to deep
*Yuna, Rikku, Lenne, Tidus, Gippal, and Shuyin arrive*
Rikku: Hey whats up
Paine: Baralai and I are getting married
Yuna, Rikku, Lenne: WHAT!
Shuyin: Oh no ...
Paine: Gippal If you blow up my wedding hall I'll make sure it's the last thing you blow up
Gippal: Relax.. Where is the wedding gonna be?
Baralai: Good question.
Yuna: Bevelle?
Rikku: Calm lands?
Lenne: Zanarkand?
Paine: Mi'hen Beach.
Baralai: Great idea!
Lulu: Something tells me this won't be the last wedding
Auron: Whos left, Practically all of Spira is married
Shuyin: The dead.
Lenne: Yeah.
Tidus: Whadda ya mean the dead!
Lenne: There are some like us who never had the chance to tell each other their true feelings
Wakka: I AM NOT MAKING ANY SPEECHES FOR ANY DEAD PEOPLE!
Lulu: No one said you had to
Paine: At the rate this conversation is going we'll wind up going around Spira looking for people marry.
Lulu: Oops, I almost forgot about your wedding, We've got lots of preperations to make

Some one Please help I'm not good at writing weddings and I'm the only one to write something in 5 days come on people

Tifa's Real Lover(really

05-19-2005, 09:40 PM

can i get married to???

jennifer

05-19-2005, 09:51 PM

Yuna: So Paine, who is going to be your maid of honer?
Paine: Haven't thought about it.
Yuna: I see..
Rikku: MEEEE!!
Paine: I'll tell you guys when I think about.
Yuna and Rikku: *sigh*

Later on

Panie: So Mi'hen Beach it is then?
Baralai: I guess so
Paine: alright
Baralai: Have you seen a wedding dress that you like yet?
Paine: Me? Dress? Who said I was going to wear a dress? Can't I just get married in my original attire?
Baralai: Haha good one
Paine: You think I was joking?
Baralai: *stops laughing* Oh ummm, if thats what you want...
Paine: I guess I'll have to think about that too. But can you picture me, Paine in a dress?
Baralai: Haha well I never really thought about it till now
Paine: But you didn't answer my question!
Baralai: Erm, well enough about that, lets agree on a wedding date.
Paine: BARALAI!

Meanwhile

Yuna: Hi, what are you up to?
Tidus: Nothing really, just thinking I guess..
Yuna: About what?
Tidus: About what I should make for lunch
Yuna: *starts laughing* I'll make you something, okay?
Tidus: Right on!
10 minutes later
Yuna: *hands him a salad*
Tidus: *blinks* Gee thanks Yuna it sure looks good
Yuna: Go on, dig in!
Tidus: .......
Yuna: Whats that matter you dont like it? *looks down*

Ffgrandmaster

05-19-2005, 11:14 PM

Tidus: I dont feel so well
Yuna: What is that?
Yuna: !!!! It's a Mandragora leaf
Tidus: Your trying to kill me?
Yuna: How'd that get there?
Tidus: I feel really bad.
Yuna: You gonna be O.K
Tidus: I don't ...
*Tidus falls unconsious*
Yuna: Hey!
Lulu: What are you screaming for... What happened to him
Yuna: Is he gonna be O.K.
Lulu: A mandragora leaf... He'll be O.K. It just put him to sleep
Yuna: Is someone trying to kill him?
Lulu: I wonder who?
Yuna: If I find out I'm gonna...
*Yuna leaves the room*
Yuna: WHO TRIED TO KILL MY HUSBAND!
Everyone: ?????
Rikku: Whats wrong with her
Lenne: Someone tried to kill Tidus?
Yuna: WHO WAS IT?!
???: It was me!
Yuna: Seymour again
Auron: Havent you died enough!
Seymour: The spiral or death still reigns in Spira
Lenne: He's right
Shuyin: Yes... It seems that way
Seymour: That grants me a place in its ranks
Auron: We don't abuse our power
Yuna: You tried to kill tidus...
Seymour: Of course.
*Yuna kills Seymour again*
Yuna: THIS TIME STAY DEAD!!!

lulusgirl

05-20-2005, 12:05 AM

I'M BACK! ! ! ! ! this story has gone well.let me see:

yuna-well,now that that's over with...
seymore-not yet
tidus-WHY WON'T YOU DIE ? ? ? ? ? ?
yuna-TIDUS,YOUR ALIVE ! ! ! ! ! !
tidus-wakka put a pheonix down on me.
yuna & tidus-it's YOUR time to die once and for all,seymore! ! ! ! ! ! !
seymore-oh really??????
rikku-YES! ! ! ! !
*seymore falls over dead*
lulu-what did you do???????
rikku-i just pinched a special gland in his neck.
lulu-i should try that.

Ffgrandmaster

05-20-2005, 12:18 AM

Wakka: Wher'd you learn that?
Rikku: Brother taught me
Brother: Yaaaa! This is true
Yuna: Wher'd you learn?
Brother: Cid taught me
Lenne: Wonder where he learned
Shuyin: Someone should ask him
Rikku: Oh no don't even mention his name I'm sick of him
Paine: Guys
Yuna: What is it Paine?
Baralai: When we gonna have our wedding?
Yuna: Almost forgot.
Lenne: I say whenever you want.
Paine: How about In one week?
Baralai: Sounds fine to me.
Lulu: Then its settled.

I was worried this thread would die
Where is LadyRikku she wrote most of this thread and had some good ideas?
P.S. Cool Sig Pic lulusgirl

lulusgirl

05-20-2005, 11:31 PM

Thanks ffgrandmaster.

lulu-then we'd better start planning.
*lulu rushes off*
rikku-i'll get the invites! ! ! ! !
yuna-why do YOU always get the invites?
rikku-because i'm the cutest.
*yuna attacks rikku*
*paine breaks it up*
paine-yuna,rikku, break it up
yuna-THAT IS SOOOOO NOT TRUE! ! ! ! !
rikku-whatever,i don't want to fight.at liest not right now
*rikku runs off*
paine-alright,i geuss i should go shopping for a dress.
*paine blushes*
yuna-you...paine...going shopping?
baralai-i thought you said that you were goning to wear that.
paine-well,i changed my mind.
*paine runs off*
*yuna follows*
*wakka looks around at the guys*
wakka-what should we do?????
tidus-what should we do???? you mean what should baralai do.
baralai-WHAT????? i am NOT going to be the only guy helping.
tidus wakka and shuyin-whatever
*tidus shuyin and wakka run off*
baralai-what's a guy to do?????
shinra-how should i know????i'm just a kid.
*baralai jumps*
baralai-WHEN DID YOU GET HERE? ? ? ? ?

Ffgrandmaster

05-21-2005, 02:28 AM

(BTW Wakka and Lulus babies name is Vidina)

Shinra: Hehehe
Baralai: Man thats creepy... I'm outta here.
*Baralai leaves*
Shinra: Hehehe
*Later*
Baralai: Come on guys help me out here!
Tidus: We're fed up with weddings
Shuyin: Yeah
Baralai: Come on guys just one more
Tidus,Wakka,andShuyin: Fine

I can't do weddings I'm more of a serious action type of guy... I can also do comedy

Pouring Rain

05-22-2005, 06:19 PM

Thanks for the acknowledgement, peoples. I have been waiting so long that I thought the thread was over and decided not to come over to this thread anymore. But since it's still active, I guess I better get to work, huh? Love your quotes FFgrandmaster.
Die and be free of pain, or live and fight your sorrow. Now is the time to shape your stories. Your fate is in your hands!-Auron. Yeah! That quote from Auron rocks! Right before you fight Lady Yunalesca. Remember my thread? Lol. Anyway, here we go! Thats's a Mario quote, lol!

Baralai: So Shuyin, put this over here, and this over there, and that over here, and this stupid looking thing over there.
Shuyin: You just made me move the same thing over and over!
Baralai: Come on, we have work to do!
Shuyin: Why aren't they helping?
*Tidus and Wakka tanning*
Baralai: Come on! You don't have time for that! The wedding is in a week!
Wakka: Relax, ya? Thats plenty of days.
Tidus: Yeah! You gotta learn to take a break!
Baralai: Take a break this!
*Baralai and Shuyin pull Tidus and Wakka away from the sun and makes them start working*
Shuyin: Now isn't this fun?
Wakka: Not my idea of fun, ya?
Baralai: Stop chattering and get to work!
Shuyin, Wakka: Yes sir.

Meanwhile...

Paine: Come on! You know I'm not used to wearing dresses!
Rikku: Thats because you always wanna wear pants!
Lulu: You know, you don't have to have a wedding dress thats white.
Paine: I don't? Then lets get all the black wedding dresses!
Yuna: Okay! I'll be right back! If you need me, I'll be at Rin's Clothing Store!
Rikku: Okay Yunie!

At Rin's Clothing Store...

Yuna: Hmm, black wedding dresses. I think they should have them. I don't wanna spend a lot of gil...
*Yuna bumps into Rin*
Yuna: Aah!!!!!!!! Oh, its you Rin.
Rin: May I help you?
Yuna: Well, um...
Rin: Yes...
Yuna: Do you have any black wedding dresses?
Rin: Black? Why black? Why not formal white?
Yuna: Paine doesn't like white.
Rin: Oh. So its time for her wedding. But didn't Auron say that she couldn't get married?
Yuna: He changed his mind.
Rin: Oh. So what size do you need?
Yuna: Oh my goodness, I forgot to ask!
*Yuna beeping Paine*
Paine: Paine here.
Yuna: I'm at the Clothing Store. What size are you in dresses?
Paine: 18 in Juniors.
Yuna: Okay, thanks!
*Beeps out the transmission*
Rin: So...
Yuna: 18 in Juniors!
Rin: Follow me.

Ten aisles later...

Rin: Here you are.
Yuna: Thanks!
Rin: Anything else?
Yuna: Every one of these dresses please!
Rin: Oh my!

At the register...

Rin: Hey you!
Some worker dude: Yes mister boss Rin?
Rin: Take every black wedding dress that is a size 18 in Juniors and bring it over here!
Some worker dude: Yes sir!
Rin: Since you bought so much stuff and you are our best customer, everything is for free!
Yuna: Oh my goodness! Thank you so much!
Rin: My pleasure.
Yuna: How will I be able to get all these dresses over there?
Rin: The simple way.
*Rin brings a dumptruck and puts all the dresses in there. Then piles it all in front of Lulu's hut*
Rin: There you go.
Yuna: Thank you so much!
*Yuna makes a transmission to Rikku*
Rikku: Rikku here!
Yuna: I'm almost there!
Rikku: How much longer?
Yuna: I'm right in front of the hut. I'm going to enter now.
Rikku: Okay!
*Yuna climbs through the pile of clothes and makes it inside the hut*
Paine: So wheres the dresses?
Yuna: Look outside.
*Paine leaves the hut*
Paine: Oh my goodness...
*Rikku jumps inside the pile*
Rikku: All these dresses! Its endless!
Yuna: Happy wedding day!
Paine: Thanks Yuna.

Ffgrandmaster

05-22-2005, 06:46 PM

Alright this is picking up again
(Thanks for the whole quote Lady Rikku i havent played 10 an a year and that is still my favorite quote)
Paine: I said a dress not every dress in Spira!
Yuna: ...Well at least they will have one that fits you.
Rikku: ...All of these are the same size.. the will only fit Paine
Rin comes back with another truck full of dresses
Rin: This is every dress I got so all of you now have something to wear.

Tidus: !!!! Where is Besaid there is only a mountain of dresses
Wakka: Are they inviting all of Spira!?
Baralai: I.. don't know what to say... all of Spira?
Shuyin: If you can lead it you can get married in front of it
Baralai: I only led half of Spira.
Tidus: What happened to the Maesters?
Wakka: Oh yeah you still havent been filled in about Spira while you were dead
Tidus: Duh! Why do you think i have been asking for the past 4 years... you people have been ignoring me
Wakka: You should have asked.

Pouring Rain

05-22-2005, 07:28 PM

Your welcome. Lol. I'm sorry it was like forever to post. Now anyway...

Tidus: But I have been asking! For the last four years!
Wakka: Huh? You say something Tidus?
Tidus: Nothing...
Wakka: What? What did I do this time?
Shuyin: Come on guys! We still have work to do!
Tidus & Wakka: Okay...
Baralai: Lets take a break.
Wakka: Phew!

Meanwhile at the hut...

*Rikku jumps in her pile*
Rikku: All the dresses in the world are here!
*Lenne walks up to the piles of clothes*
Lenne: Oh my goodness, so many dresses!*
Yuna: All thanks to Rin.
Rikku: Yup!
Paine: Thank you.
*Paine nods her head*
Rin: Your very welcome.
*Rin leaves with his dumptruck*
Lenne: Wait until Baralai sees all these clothes!
Lulu: This'll be hilarious.
Paine: What does that suppossed to mean?
Lulu: You'll have to find out yourself, won't you?
Paine: Dang it!
Yuna: Lets sort it out!
Rikku: We need one more person.
Yuna: Who?
*Rikku gets out a commsphere*
Rikku: Dona! You here?
Dona: Yeah. I'm right next door.
Rikku: Then look outside and pick out your outfit!
Dona: Why outside?
Paine: Just look.
Dona: Whatever.
*Rikku turns off the commsphere*
*Dona comes out the house*
Dona: What the...
Paine: Thats why you had to come out.
Dona: I'm, I'm, I'm....speachless......
Rikku: Tee hee!

Ffgrandmaster

05-22-2005, 07:35 PM

(Out of ideas srry but i'm usin all up at FF 10 RP)

Tifa's Real Lover(really

05-22-2005, 07:58 PM

i wanna get married next

Pouring Rain

05-22-2005, 08:02 PM

You or Vincent? This'll be sent to General Final Fantasy for sure...

lulusgirl

05-23-2005, 09:45 PM

GUYS,PLEASE! ! ! ! ! i don't want this thread to be closed.

dona-so which one are you going to use?
paine-i don't know.
dona-which ones do you like?
paine-i like this one,and this one,and this one,and this one,and this one,and this one,and this one,and this one,and this one,and this one,and this one,and this one,and this one,and this one,and this one,and this one.
yuna-oh...my...god...
dona-BUT THAT'S ALL OF THEM! ! ! ! !
yuna-oh...my...god..

Pouring Rain

05-24-2005, 06:37 PM

Paine: So I want this dress, this dress, this dress, this dress, this dress...
Rikku: Too many dresses!
Dona: Lets seperate them.
Yuna: Huh?
Lulu: Lets pick all the dresses we like and we think Paine would look good in and pitch the rest.
Yuna: But Rin gave us all these dresses...
Dona: Then give them back to Rin.
Yuna: Okay.
*Yuna nods head*
Paine: I want all the dresses!
Lulu: That's why your not picking.
Paine: Dang it!
*The girls make piles of what they might wanna wear*
Lulu: Okay. Now we have what we might wanna wear. So look for the things your size.
*Girls get the stuff that is their size*
Dona: Now color cordanate it.
*Girls color cordanate dresses*
Yuna: Okay! Now lets try them on!
Paine: Finally!

Yew-Yevon

05-24-2005, 07:15 PM

*out side*

Beeeeeep! beeeeep!

wakka- huh?

tidus- oh sorry thats mine...beep hello?

Gippal-tidus its me.

tidus- oh hi....how did you get my number?

Gippal- no time for that. I just thought you should know that blitz ball will be starting in about two weeks.

Tidus-realy?!

Gippal- ya and I got some tickets for your wife and the others.

Tidus- what about me?

Gippal- you!? ....your playing the first and third game.

Tidus- What!?

Gippal- dont worry the team is set up and your captin... what?..........oh ok. gata go. remember two weeks from now bye. beep

wakka- what was all that!?... and when did you get yourself a phone??

lulusgirl

05-25-2005, 12:55 AM

tidus-i dont know
*boys look confused*

*back in the tent*

*paine comes out in a dress*
yuna-wow,your beutiful...
paine-thanks,too tight.
*paine leaves to try on another dress*
dona-what colour should we have it?
yuna-i was thinking pink
*paine comes out in another dress*
dona-WOWIE! ! ! ! !
paine-too rikkuish
rikku-that's my dress! ! ! ! ! where did you get that?
*paine leaves to try on another dress*
rikku-but i also like the colour black.
yuna-but were not going to a funeral
*paine comes out in another dress*
paine-i like this one
rikku-BUT IT'S BLUE! ! ! !
paine-so?
rikku-a bride cannot,simply CANNOT wear blue.
paine-fine.
*paine leaves to try on another dress*
dona-i could go with red.
yuna-i like that idea
rikku-ME TOO! ! ! ! !
*paine comes out in another dress*
paine-GUYS,I THINK THIS IS THE ONE! ! ! ! !
yuna,dona and rikku-oh paine,you are SOOOOO gorgeous.
paine-thank you a lot.
yuna-and we have decided to wear red for the brides maids.

*outside the tent*

tidus-i think i got it when i was taken by sin and went to the future.
wakka-oh.

Pouring Rain

05-26-2005, 01:30 AM

Auron: Hey, where's my cellphone?
Tidus: I wouldn't have an idea.
Wakka: Hey, why don't you call your own phone and then see who answers the phone.
Auron: Fine. Tidus, give me you phone.
Tidus: Yes sir.
*Auron calls his phone and the phone rings and Paine picks it up*
Paine: Hello?
Auron: Paine, what are you doing with my cellphone?
Paine: I needed to use it, dad.
Auron: For what purposes?
Paine: So Yuna could call me.
Auron: So you mean Yuna has the phone number?
Paine: Yup!
Auron: That's it! I'm coming over there to get my phone!
Paine: But dad, we are picking out the wedding dresses!
Auron: Oh. Well give me back my phone whenever your done!
Paine: Yes dad.
*Auron hangs up Tidus' phone and gives it back to him*
Tidus: Who has your phone?
Auron: Paine.
Wakka: Teenagers these days...
Tidus: Why do you have a phone, Auron?
Auron: To keep in touch when I'm out of the city.
Wakka: Oh.
Tidus: When are you leaving?
Auron: After the wedding. And then I'll go to the farplane?
Tidus: Your going to ask Yuna to send you?
Auron: Heck no! I need to stay alive, you know?
Wakka: Then why you going?
Auron: To visit someone.
Tidus: Oh...

Inside the hut...

Lulu: I'd love to make you happy, but I'm not wearing red.
Paine: Why?
Lulu: Red makes me look fat. I'd rather wear a very dark red, or just wear black.
Rikku: How about this dress? Its in your pile.
*Rikku gets out a deep dark red revealing dress*
Lulu: Perfect!
Yuna: Okay! So we've all picked out our red dresses. Now lets change.
Rikku: Again?
Dona: Do you want them to see sneak peeks of the wedding?
Rikku: No. Okay....

Tifa's Real Lover(really

05-26-2005, 01:37 AM

this will be interesting

*in tent a mysterious stranger comes (me hahahah)*

Paine: who are u??
Yuna: yea and why r u here??
rikku: shhh hes toatally hot!!!!
*Rikku drools*
paine: get out now!! we are planning a wedding
rikku: no let him stay
paine and yuna: RIKKU!!!!!
rikku: hes irresistable
me: umm u left this *hands dress*
paine: thxs
rikku: he can come to the weddin!!!!!
me: cool

lulusgirl

05-27-2005, 01:15 AM

i'm really sorry tifa,but you can't put you in the story.the next time someone puts another person in the story that isn't in FFX-2 (other that tidus and auron) i will have to do something.remember: i want to publish this story but how can i do that when the story is closed?

Yew-Yevon

05-27-2005, 07:07 PM

tidus-I dont want to seem pushy but...is your wife in the farplane?

wakka wispering-your treding on thin ice. you know that ya?

lulusgirl

05-27-2005, 08:41 PM

tidus-yeah.
auron-how did you know?
tidus-lucky guess.
paine-dad,can i go with you?i havn't seen mom is thirteen years.
auron-sure.
*auron and paine leave for the farplane*

garden_of_thorns

05-29-2005, 05:59 AM

*at Leblanc Cheatue*
Ormi-BOSS!? when are we going to crash that wedding?
Leblanc-I already told you, i have to find the perfect dress.
Logos-Well, we've already missed Rikku's suprise.
Ormi-yeah, and auron and paine have left for the far plane.
Leblanc-FOUND IT!!!!!!let's go luvs, we've got a wedding to crash!

Tifa's Real Lover(really

05-29-2005, 09:36 PM

*is confused of garden_of_thorns post*

lulusgirl

05-29-2005, 10:58 PM

i'm confused too tifa.

logos-boss????
leblanc-what is it?????
logos-what party are we goiong to crash?yuna and rikku's are already done.

Tifa's Real Lover(really

05-30-2005, 02:01 AM

i'm confused too tifa.

logos-boss????
leblanc-what is it?????
logos-what party are we goiong to crash?yuna and rikku's are already done.

i am not tifa lulu but u can call me vincent

Yew-Yevon

05-30-2005, 07:15 PM

*at the Farplain*
Paine-thats my mother?
Auron-yes shes changed quite a bit.
Paine-Dad...you still havent tolled me how she died
*Auron holds Paine close and gives her a fathers kiss on the forhead*
Auron-Paine...I have somthing for you.
Paine- dad? Are you ok, You'r crying!
*Auron reaches into his coat and pulls out a sphear*
Auron-your mother tolled me to give this to you when you were ready.
Paine- ready? For what?*Paine looks back at the image of her mother smiling down at her.*
Auron-Ready for the big task.
Paine-what are you talking about!?
Auron-Paine...Im leaving to join you mother, and your going to be the new leader of the Crimsom Blades.
Paine- dad no! I need you!
Auron-your married now and have futre. There is little more that I can give you now.
This sphere is a gift that your mother made for you befor you were born use it well.
Paine crying-Oh dad!*Paine huggs her father one last time before he calls Yuna.*

Auron-hello Yuna...hi, I have one last faver to ask you...

lulusgirl

05-30-2005, 07:32 PM

vincent,sorry i called you tifa.awwww.this story is SOOOOOO dramatic.

yuna-sure auron...what is it?
*yuna hears crying*
yuna-are...you okay?
auron-yeah,i am.
yuna-so what was the favor?
*scilence*
yuna-hello????hello????is anyone there????
wakka-what happned?
yuna-i don't know.the connection was broken.but there was crying in the background.
tidus-i wonder what happned.
lulu-there's only one way to find out...were going to the farplane.

Yew-Yevon

05-31-2005, 07:26 PM

it had to happen sooner or later.

Pouring Rain

06-01-2005, 02:20 AM

Oh my goodness. I really never wanted Auron to get sent. I know he died already and all, but I wasn't ready for this. I wish Auron never died anyway. Well, all the sad things happen in a dvd and I guess this is one of them sad DVDs, then. *Cries throughout the whole typing*

*The group goes to the farplane*
Yuna: Oh my goodness...
Lulu: Paine, don't tell me you were crying.
Paine: I wasn't.
Tidus: Don't be sarcastic!
Paine: But I wasn't! I wasn't crying!
Wakka: Then who was?
Yuna: Oh my goodness....
Tidus: No way...
Rikku: Auron, you were crying?
Auron: Yeah. Cause now it's time.
Paine: He wants to be sent now.
*Everybody gasps*
Yuna: Thats what you were asking?
Auron: Yes.
Rikku: But who will take care of the Crimson Squad?
Auron: Paine will.
*Paine starts crying*
Paine: But I don't want you to leave again dad!
Auron: But I must. Yuna, now!
Yuna: Yes sir...
*Yuna preforms the sending and cries doing it*
Yuna: I didn't wanna do it!
Lulu: We know you didn't.
Rikku: But you had to. He asked.
Yuna: I know, but...
Tidus: He was like the only father I ever had...
Wakka: Woah Tidus. I didn't know it was like that.
Kimahri: Kimahri sad.
Rikku: Why are you sad Kimahri?
Kimahri: Auron tell Kimahri about Yuna. Kimahri promise Auron to take care of Yuna.
Wakka: Woah. Didn't know it was like that.
Paine: Hey! Doesn't anyone wanna comfort me? I just lost a dad here!
Tidus: I will. He was like a father to me also.
*Tidus hugs Paine*
Paine: Thank you. I really apprecaite this.
Tidus: Your welcome.
Baralai: Hey! Hands off my woman!
Yuna: He was just comforting her!
Baralai: Oh. What happened?
*Paine tells Baralai what happened in a whisper*
Baralai: Dang it!
Wakka: What?
Gippal: He was my role model.
Tidus and Baralai: Everything I have gets taken away from me! Its not fair!
Yuna and Paine: Not us.
Tidus: Not yet.

lulusgirl

06-01-2005, 10:00 PM

you made a tiny little mistake lady rikku.gippa; is rikkus man.paine is with baralai.ave all though...it was great.sorry that i can't think of anything right now.

Pouring Rain

06-03-2005, 01:57 AM

Hey, thats not nice! I'm not nice all the time. And please don't call me a Yuna. I HATE when people refer to me as a Yuna person. I'll just follow my post...

Yuna: What do you mean, "Not yet"?
Tidus: Everything goes away after a certain time. I already have faded way.
Yuna: I know...
*Yuna starts crying*
Paine: Must you cry over anything?
*Yuna stops crying*
Yuna: Hey! Thats not nice!
Paine: Knew it.
Yuna: Knew what?
Paine: Knew you you would stop crying. Only if you could never cry.
Rikku: So Paine, you're saying that you never cry?
Paine: Not since the incident.
Rikku: What incident?
Yuna: Rikku!
Rikku: Oh. That incident...
Paine: Yeah. I keep all my tears and pain on the inside.
Yuna: But thats bad for your health!
Paine: It is?
Yuna: Yes! You should cry when you need to instead of getting mad at us.
Paine: I don't get mad at you! Do I?
Rikku: Now's an example!
*Rikku does her little dance thing*
Paine: Since I can't show sinsitivity, I show meaness and pain to people.
Yuna: Why not?
Paine: Because I just can't! Sorry.
Yuna: It's okay.

Take me out the oven, I'm done. Lmao

Yew-Yevon

06-03-2005, 11:11 PM

tidus- Yuna even I'v feelt the same way as Paine.

lulusgirl

06-06-2005, 09:39 PM

hey,this is getting a little out of hand.i'm gonna go talk to del murder about Hroth.

rikku-well...
paine-well what?
rikku-never mind
paine-WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY?
rikku-i was thinking that you could go to a psyciatrist.
paine-what?a shrink?
rikku-sure.but no.i don't wan't you to go.you don't need to.
paine-thanks for the thought though.i know you care for me.
rikkku-you are one of my best friends.

Del Murder

06-07-2005, 01:28 AM

Hroth, there is only one story allowed in this thread. If you want to write a FFX-2 story, then post it in the Writing Forum. We are only going to allow one interactive story in this forum for now. This one was here first so this is the one we are going to keep. If you want to participate, feel free, but do keep in the context of the current storyline.

I am going to delete your off topic posts. If for some reason you want to keep a copy of them, pm me.

lulusgirl

06-07-2005, 01:53 AM

*paine and rikku hug*
lulu-ok,break it up.we have a wedding to finish! ! ! ! !
paine-ohhhh.i don't know if i can go through with this.
lulu-you'll be fine
yuna-it's ok paine.i was super nervous when i got married.
paine-but my dad just died...how can i do this when he's dead?
lulu-you mean gone?he's been dead for 13 years.
paine-you know what i mean.

Tifa's Real Lover(really

06-08-2005, 09:28 PM

this thread is starting to die.............

Pouring Rain

06-09-2005, 12:17 AM

I'll handle it Vincent!

Lulu: Yeah. Sorry about that.
Paine: I know you didn't mean to.
Rikku: Can we just get on with the wedding?!
Paine: Sure...

With the boys

Baralai: Everybody have their tuxedos?
Gippal: I do.
Wakka: I do.
Tidus: I do.
Shuyin: Sure.
Baralai: You don't gotta rehearse my line!
Wakka: Oops, ya?
Baralai: Stop with the ya's!
Wakka: But it's in my blood, ya? Everybody in Besaid says it.
Baralai: Lulu doesn't.
Wakka: Thats because she wasn't born in Besaid.
Gippal: She wasn't?
Wakka: No. She was born in Luca.
Tidus: And yet she doesn't like Blitzball?
Wakka: Hey, that gives me an idea! After the wedding, lets play blitzball. What do you say, ya?
Tidus: Lets do it!
Baralai: Okay!
Gippal: Baralai, you should stop sounding girly. No offence. How do you say it, ya?
Baralai: Huh?
Gippal: Nevermind.
Baralai: Whatever dude.
Shuyin: No. Never again Baralai. Doesn't fit you. The dude sure doesn't fit you.

Lolness. Thats what I got.