All-Male Group Hug!

[Raistlin]

In response to the travesty that is BooB's "cuddling", I have decided(thanks to a brilliant bit of nostalgia from Nino Brown) to go back to EoFF's origins with the true form of affectionate communication: the all-male group hug(and other things that skanker considers his "bag").

So how about it, you XY-chromosomals? *hugs*

[Meat Puppet]

I'm game.

[Psychotic]

*hugs Raisty-poo*

[Nino Brown]

*HUGS*

:love:

[Raistlin]

*IMs skanker*

*hugs all the males*

[Shiroi Kumo]

*jumps in feet first*

[Agent Proto]

*hugs all the males*

... *secretly cuddles BoB*

[Nod]

*hugs*

[Raistlin]

You traitor. *banishes Proto from the manly hugging group*

[Fate Fatale]

The is GAY! (lol just to bring up an old topic)

[Agent Proto]

You traitor. *banishes Proto from the manly hugging group*

He wanted me too. ;_;
And don't banish me!! I'm all man!! *manly hugs you*

[Destai]

*aroused*

[Fate Fatale]

*in homophobe voice* Look at all you homosexuAls! Fornicatin' each other!

[ZeZipster]

*HUGGLES*
Where's Unney? I don't think this thread would be complete without him. I mean he took away my all-male-group-hug virginity!

[Raistlin]

To participate in this many huggleness of...men, then you must forsake all participation to this sissy cuddling of BooB.

[Agent Proto]

...*uncuddles BoB*

There, done. Now unban me!

[Raistlin]

*unbanishes Proto*

Since Unne has not deigned to make an appearance, I will be the Executive Hugger.

[boris no no]

*sneaks in and takes photos!*
heeheehee! i couldn't resist! :p

[Rase]

*Watches from a safe distance away*

[Agent Proto]

*drags Cecil in and hugs him in front of the guys*

[Rase]

*Dies*


*Comes back to life.... somehow*

[Psychotic]

*piles onto Cecil and hugs him to death again*

[Giga Guess]

*hugs*

*not-so-secretly aroused.*

[Shiroi Kumo]

Uh...what's poking me in the side?

[Raistlin]

*smacks*

This is a friendly, free-for-all Male Hugging. No naughtiness allowed.

[Rase]

*piles onto Cecil and hugs him to death again*

*Is tired of dieing*

*Hugs everyone so they'll leave him alone*

[GhandiOwnsYou]

*joins hug*

....Giga, i'm going to be forced to hurt you if that is not removed from the area around my posterior.... *is very uncomfortable...*

[IGN64skanker]

You guys are insane. All of you.

[Necronopticous]

Count me in.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

*joins in the hugging*

[eestlinc]

if the goal of this thread was to get Skanker to post, mission accomplished.

[Raistlin]

You guys are insane. All of you.
*HUGGLES SKANKER* :love: :love: :love:

[Giga Guess]

*joins hug*

....Giga, i'm going to be forced to hurt you if that is not removed from the area around my posterior.... *is very uncomfortable...*


Pfft...I can run faster scared than you can mad...

[Shiroi Kumo]

if the goal of this thread was to get Skanker to post, mission accomplished.
Gotta have your random poster. I can't do all the work.

[Nino Brown]

You guys are insane. All of you.

Two old members back in one day? What are the odds?

[Dr Unne]

*smashes head-first into the hugging pile of males*

[Shiroi Kumo]

Two old members back in one day? What are the odds?
No relation, I assure you.

*hugs Bleys and Unne*

[nihowma buffet]

*hugs to all*

[Yamaneko]

I'm glad you freaks only come out once every blue moon.

[Mr. Graves]

I'm in, boys. :love:

[Doomgaze]

This isn't... this isn't really my <i>bag</i>, y'know...

[Caspian]

Some people in this thread have some seriously repressed sexual tension.

[fire_of_avalon]

I wish I were a boy. :(

[Raistlin]

This isn't... this isn't really my <i>bag</i>, y'know...
Oh, what's this book? <i>All-Male Group Hugs and Other Things I Consider My "Bag"</i> by Doomgaze?

Oh man, good times, good times.


I'm glad you freaks only come out once every blue moon.
We had two blue moons quite recently, didn't we?

[Doomgaze]

If I wrote that, where are my royalty checks?

[Caspian]

You don't receive royalties for books that don't sell.

[Doomgaze]

Yeah, and the converse is also true, so where are my royalty checks?

[Psychotic]

Right in the middle of the group hug. Care to claim them? ;)

[Raistlin]

Ooh, I missed a post by Unney. *hugs Carper*

Doomy: your royalties are paid with all-male group hugs, of course! *hugs*

[Nino Brown]

*smashes head-first into the hugging pile of males*

Hello, sir.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: *Shyly walks into the crowd*

Rubedo: *Cheerfully starts hugging*

Albedo: *Jumps into the pile head first*

Trowa: *Sits and stares and sits and stares*

[krissy]

We had two blue moons quite recently, didn't we?

and they were huggling

[Kirkpatrick]

*hugs the old members*

...*and the new ones*

[Raistlin]

Trivia Question: who was the only female that was officially allowed(by a general consensus among the staff) to participate in the All-Male Group Hugs?

[Lionx]

*spanks every guy*

...WHAT?!

[Shiroi Kumo]

Trivia Question: who was the only female that was officially allowed(by a general consensus among the staff) to participate in the All-Male Group Hugs?
ShlpenisQuitesti?

[Raistlin]

Not quite.

[Yamaneko]

Raistlin?

[Raistlin]

HAR. HAR. HAR.

*kicks Yams's shins*

[Yamaneko]

I see you don't deny it.

[Agent Proto]

Daryl!

[Raistlin]

Ok: WRONG. Satisfied?

EDIT: In response to Yams.

Proto: nope. Hint: Daryl wasn't around then.

[Meat Puppet]

Joel didn't even post in here :cry:

[Agent Proto]

Oh damn, I was sure she was allowed. :( My other guess is probably Asorie.

[Raistlin]

*ding ding ding*

You are correct. Asorie was allowed to participate in the first All-Male Group Hug ever, which was started by the good Doctor during the EzBoard days.

[Yamaneko]

Tell him what he wins, Wes.

[Raistlin]

A night out with Yams!

[Caspian]

And by association, he also wins VD!

[Raistlin]

...who?

[Agent Proto]

Is that an STD of some sort?

[Caspian]

VD stands for <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=venereal+disease&spell=1">venereal disease</a>.

[Yamaneko]

Yeah, I have that.

[Awrini]

Aren't you all cool?

Oh wait, I mean YEAH!

[DMKA]

Oh YES! :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

[Meat Puppet]

Just what the muddy banks of Dimmkah has been praying for!

*man-hugs*

[Jojee]

Can I cuddle, too? :| I'm a man.

[Meat Puppet]

Damn right you are.

[Jojee]

*huggles Meat Puppet* :-*

[Meat Puppet]

Your name should be J0rjo. Then you could be a man, and homosexual at the same time.

[Jojee]

There are plenty of male monkeys named Jojo. ^_^

[Meat Puppet]

But Michael Jackson has dibs on them. According to the encyclopaedia, he is not classed as a man.

[IGN64skanker]

Man... reading EoFF now is just way too weird. So many good, super nerdy times were had at this place. It's really sad because so few people realize I'm basically like royalty when I come back. Same with Nino and Bleys. Unne is god. Raist is just some weird dude who tries to get people to go to tGA all the time. And I don't even know if some of you cats are other kids who have changed your names or what. Who knows... Crazy crazy crazy.

[Shlup]

ShlpenisQuitesti?
Nah, when I tried Unne left a boot print on my gut for getting too close to his darling BOU.

[Nino Brown]

Man... reading EoFF now is just way too weird. So many good, super nerdy times were had at this place. It's really sad because so few people realize I'm basically like royalty when I come back. Same with Nino and Bleys. Unne is god. Raist is just some weird dude who tries to get people to go to tGA all the time. And I don't even know if some of you cats are other kids who have changed your names or what. Who knows... Crazy crazy crazy.

:love:

[Lucky Charms]

*dresses like a man* oh this wont do.. *saunters off hug-less*

[Raistlin]

No, Jojo, you're not allowed. You have to be at least <i>this</i> high to ride this ride of huggles. Also, you failed the Manly test on the way in by being a part of the Fluffy Pink Party.

[Meat Puppet]

Are all the huggers going to form a regime where we do extremely manly stuff like drink beer and shoot things? I hope so. :spin:

[Resha]

Is sexist, it is. :(

[Mindflare]

*joins for little apparent reason*

[Loony BoB]

All Male Group Hug is just an all male version of a cuddle. You have no idea how many All Male Group Hugs I've been having lately! :) :) :) Oh happy day! *squirms his way into the AMGH* OH THE LOVE!

[Giga Guess]

*dresses like a man* oh this wont do.. *saunters off hug-less*

Oh I just can't let that happen....

*Biiiig hug for Lucky Charms*

Now OOT!

[Tasura]

i shall stand far away and hug you with my mind.

[Shiroi Kumo]

Nah, when I tried Unne left a boot print on my gut for getting too close to his darling BOU.
Mandee! :D

That's okay then, you can sneak in beside me...Unne and BOU are on the other side of the group, along with Bleys...

...who pushed me away from trying to hug his crotch too many times ._.

[Dignified Pauper]

hugglez

[Dr Unne]

There are far too many females posting in this thread. It's just not right.

*lassoes Yamaneko* *hefts him onto the heap* *runs into the group hug flailing blindly*

[Madonna]

It seems I cannot fight the urge to join this.

*jumps into the hug pile*

[theundeadhero]

*Goes to hug, while wearing lucky rocketship underwear*

YIPES!!!

[Jojee]

I propose an all female group hug, then. >=\ And an all transvestite group hug!

Good thing I'm male. *huggle wuggle Lynxie poo* ^____^

[theundeadhero]

*Pulls out picture of himself in a dress and long hair the color purple*

I'm a girl. Really.

[Strider]

Finally, a brilliant idea!

*hug*

[Psychotic]

Good thing I'm male. ...YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT BEFORE WE...Y'KNOW....!

Oh well. *hugs Jojo* :love:

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

GET HELP. ALL OF YOU.

[Psychotic]

You can help me by giving me a biiiiiig huuuuuuug, Spiff. How 'bout it? :joey:

[Raistlin]

Man... reading EoFF now is just way too weird. So many good, super nerdy times were had at this place. It's really sad because so few people realize I'm basically like royalty when I come back.
I remember the...I think it was the second time I came back after being away for a while. Some newbie(*cough*Nait*cough*) PMed me with, "OMG, are you <i>the</i> Raistlin? I've heard so much about you!" and I was like "O_o"

*kicks Jojo out of group hug* We don't want you, twerp.

[Shlup]

These threads always cause me to fall deeper into my pit of depression. Shlup's need lovin' too!

[Madonna]

There's a cuddling thread, or so I was led to believe. You could try there.

Of course, a female-only sleepover thread would work as well. Maybe someone should make one.

[Fate Fatale]

*hugs*

[Fate Fatale]

lol, thats smart...

[XxSephirothxX]

Is spooning allowed?

*Spoons anyway*

[mike without a hat]

*Spoons back*





and *HUGS*

[Raistlin]

Is spooning allowed?

*Spoons anyway*
Absolutely not. Only non-sexual all-male hugs are allowed.

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: Public displays of affection are an abhorrid act of lack of willpower and furthermore-

Kounetsu: Oh shut up! *huggles all his hunnies* *swims through the hug pile and luvvles everybody* That was great, I need a cigarette now...

[Raistlin]

*smacks cigarette away*

No smoking in here.

[amratis]

Hey, one of us females start an all female huggling thread, this is no fair. I would but I'm too shy to start a Thread. *takes pictures of bizarro group pile up of male eoff-ers*

[XxSephirothxX]

Absolutely not. Only non-sexual all-male hugs are allowed.

Says you!

*Spoons*
Sorry, it's an uncontrollable urge! :D
*Hugs extra hard to make up for it*

[chionos]

I feel the tides of sweaty testosterone pulling me like the sands.
.~*~.Drowns.~*~.
It's fun to just POP in every once in a great while. Mount Olympus gets kind of boring. Gods NEVER huggle.
V(^.^)V whatyagonnado
That's what eoff's for.

[Raistlin]

Says you!

*Spoons*
Sorry, it's an uncontrollable urge! :D
*Hugs extra hard to make up for it*
Yes, says me. Now start hugging non-sexually or I'll sic Unne on you. And trust me, you wouldn't like that.

[Super Christ]

Why would that be a bad thing? *dives in*

[XxSephirothxX]

Yes, says me. Now start hugging non-sexually or I'll sic Unne on you. And trust me, you wouldn't like that.

I'm mysteriously aroused. Er. Not so mysteriously...
*hugs with dopish sincerity*

[Meat Puppet]

Somebody get Joel in this already, dammit.

[Raistlin]

Why would we want Joel? I want Bleys in this.

[Meat Puppet]

Because Joel said he is a cuddly teddy bear, and he only hugged the females in BoBs thread.

[Big Ogre Umaro]

what is this crap

[Meat Puppet]

Male group hug! It's where we can do manly stuff like hug and ride ponies without being hassled by the likes of Jojo.

[Madonna]

Not that she could reach us if we're up on poni--*gets shot by his male-hug mate, the EoFF Sniper*

[Meat Puppet]

Is the EOFF Sniper male too?

[Erdrick Holmes]

*largly hugs*

I just got out of the shower, by the way.

[YukiKiro]

this is the freakiest thing i've ever seen. almost as wierd as the my penis is girthy thread... touch me and die...

[Kossage]

*hugs*

[Jack]

:rolleyes2

Oh go on then

*hugs*

[Resha]

These threads always cause me to fall deeper into my pit of depression. Shlup's need lovin' too!

*hugs Shlup* :p

[Jojee]

Lmao. FINE, don't want me Wezly. We're forming a revolt and taking over the thread then! ^_- *hugs Resha and Shlup*

And Psy, if you couldn't figure it out, then you don't deserve to know!

*shoots Lynxie* >=\ I take back that hug.

*hassles Meat Puppet* :joey:

[Rainecloud]

Lmao. FINE, don't want me Wezly. We're forming a revolt and taking over the thread then! ^_- *hugs Resha and Shlup*

When it's a female group hug, everything goes smoothly and there aren't any major problems. When there's a male group hug, all you females moan and cry and interfere. Just ... go bake a cake or something.

:(

[Jojee]

Pfff, I bet if I started an all female group hug thread tons of males (well I'm not sure if some of you are actually males! o_0 It's kinda iffy.) would go interfere, or a mod would close it cos' there's too many hugging threads lately ;)

And I don't bake cake, I eat cake!

[Shiroi Kumo]

*hugs ButThePoncho and runs*

[T-MaN]

Well...this is an...interesting thread??? Get a life

[Ouch!]

Well...this is an...interesting thread??? Get a life
*hugs*
I love you too.

[Tasura]

vortex to strong...can no longer stay back...*hugs indisciminatly*

[Raistlin]

*smacks Jojo* Leave us, twerp. You couldn't make a decent revolt if you were given an instruction manual.


this is the freakiest thing i've ever seen. almost as wierd as the my penis is girthy thread... touch me and die...
*hugs YukiKiro*

[YukiKiro]

*smacks Jojo* Leave us, twerp. You couldn't make a decent revolt if you were given an instruction manual.


*hugs YukiKiro*

grr! *hits Raist in the head with a larg salmon then gives him a love nudge* back room, five minutes, you and me ;) j/k

[T-MaN]

grr! *hits Raist in the head with a larg salmon then gives him a love nudge* back room, five minutes, you and me ;) j/k

Ooohhh, I see we have sum kinkiness going on here :eek: LoL

[Resha]

Lmao. FINE, don't want me Wezly. We're forming a revolt and taking over the thread then! ^_- *hugs Resha and Shlup*


:D *hugs back* :p The guys are just playing hard to get. Them little coy mistresses.

[T-MaN]

*hugs*
I love you too.


Oh, what the hell, here I'll hug you since you hugged me. LoL ( At this moment, I am feeling quite *bla :greenie: bla* )

[Matthew]

Man... reading EoFF now is just way too weird. So many good, super nerdy times were had at this place. It's really sad because so few people realize I'm basically like royalty when I come back. Same with Nino and Bleys. Unne is god. Raist is just some weird dude who tries to get people to go to tGA all the time. And I don't even know if some of you cats are other kids who have changed your names or what. Who knows... Crazy crazy crazy.

You were a priest in the Gamer's Alliance ORPG, weren't you? One of those characters that were there at the start, but disappeared mysteriously soon afterward. Like BOU, and Ramza. Damn lazy Cardians.

EDIT:
And I guess I should hug who I love.
Atleast I would if Wes didn't have that restraining order. I guess I'll make up for it by carving his name into my flesh some more.

[IGN64skanker]

You were a priest in the Gamer's Alliance ORPG, weren't you? One of those characters that were there at the start, but disappeared mysteriously soon afterward. Like BOU, and Ramza. Damn lazy Cardians.


I was at tGA for a pretty good amount of time, I think. Good old Father Ignos. I'm sure Raist would know better than I, cause my memory is pretty terrible. And Ramza and BOU... those guys. I have no idea where they are. Sad times.

[RSL]

Sad indeed.

[Jojee]

I know where Erik and Mil are :) But you'll have to pay me.

(Psst Ign, you keep forgetting that I'm XXXSephirothXXX)

[Erdrick Holmes]

Ok, I got in on the hug, where's my fifty bucks?

[Meat Puppet]

Nobody promised you 50 bucks. Stop bending the rules and hug :spin:

[Awrini]

I promised him 50 hugs.

[IGN64skanker]

I know where Erik and Mil are :) But you'll have to pay me.

(Psst Ign, you keep forgetting that I'm XXXSephirothXXX)

Pfft. I could never forget that. ...or maybe I could. I don't know. WHERE ARE THEY?!?!? In Rancho Cucamonga?

[Jojee]

Mil's <a href="http://bando.smallcave.net/index.php">here</A>. Erik is <a href="http://board.nitaru.org">here</A>. Well, he's there once in a while. :| He's on AIM more often, though!

[RSL]

Who the heck is mil?

[Awrini]

Wait a minute, which one was Skanker again?

Just kidding.

[Jojee]

Mil is BOU, duh ;)

Edit: Hey now that I think of it, erik is in mil's board too. ^_^

[IGN64skanker]

Mil is BOU, duh ;)


Yeah... duh, RSL.

RSL! OMGZ!!!!! Teehee.

Skanker is ME! WHOO! The awesome one.

[moses]

Hey you guys, isn't this a hugging thread? I need a hug.... :shame:

[RSL]

Oh right, duh.

[Giga Guess]

Hey you guys, isn't this a hugging thread? I need a hug.... :shame:


*hug with a side of dry hump.*

[Ultima Shadow]

*HUGS!*:fpton:

[Emerald Aeris]

on being "famous" at EoFF: When I gave a guy my MSN name he recognized me from here. That was kinda creepy. I dunno if he actually posts though. If he does: HI THERE DHANAN!! TOFU.

So yeah, I'm way manlier than my male friends. I totally wear the pants. Does that count?

I mean seriously, they talk about shoes and gossip.

No?

*sets writhing pile of males on fire*

[YukiKiro]

*snuggles with emerald aeris* i like aserive females, i don't care if this is a all guy thread or not. *grabs emerald and runs off*

[Jojee]

You mean assertive? And if she were assertive, she probably wouldn't let you grab her and run off :p

[Emerald Aeris]

Besides, manly doesn't mean assertive. I'm not assertive. I mean I have facial hair, manly pipes, and a complete inability to pick up on subtleties.

I also pee standing up. If that's not manly, I don't know what is.

[Jojee]

What does manly pipes mean? :p Also wtf how do you pee standing up.......o__0 It leaks??

[Mo-Nercy]

*LATE HUG*

[Craig]

Wow, I haven't EVEN posted here yet. *Huggles all da malez in da hizzay* :jellizkewl: :cool:

[Emerald Aeris]

What does manly pipes mean? :p Also wtf how do you pee standing up.......o__0 It leaks??

Manly pipes are biceps. And peeing standing up involves a lot of finely timed acrobatics, let me tell you, missy.

[Jojee]

No, better question... why would you pee standing up? :p

[Emerald Aeris]

Because it's manly. Duh.

[Craig]

It saves time.

[RSL]

I'm a man and I pee sitting down.

[T-MaN]

Okay...as interesting as the peeing is...how 'bout sum huggage!

[Emerald Aeris]

No, no, I'd much rather talking about the peeing actually. This is intellectually stimulating.

[krissy]

I'm a man and I pee sitting down.

same

lazy

[nik0tine]

Im getting into this just a tad late. Anyways, I am going to wait for a hug.

[theundeadhero]

*Sulks off towards the corner hugging a trout.* "Don't worry Leroy, we'll get revenge." *Pee's into a flower pot.*