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Ace Protorney
03-07-2005, 05:18 AM
Ok, let's name some myths and facts of EoFF in your posts. If you have a myth and/or fact you want to share with us, please post so we may educate the general populous of EoFF's newer generation. I will start off by the popular (or not) myth and fact about how you can get on staff.

MYTH: You can become a Cid's Knight by asking any admin.
FACT: Not only will you be laughed at, but your chances will be immediately shot down.

Trumpet Thief
03-07-2005, 05:52 AM
chaos: Well, I've got one that has been going around. (BTW, great thread idea Proto)

Myth: If you contribute one thing to any Final Fantasy section (ie. Item List, etc. etc.) You will become a part of the site staff.

Fact: The contribution will probably not even be thanked, as well, you will never become one.

Del Murder
03-07-2005, 05:59 AM
Since when has that been a myth, Prot?

Myth: RSL is a man who lives in Iowa who loves Rinoa and the Detroit Lions.

Fact: RSL is actually a second account used by the staff for our own amusement, and as a potential fall guy in case the IRS comes looking for Sean's books.

Awrini
03-07-2005, 06:02 AM
Since when has that been a myth, Prot?

Myth: RSL is a man who lives in Iowa who loves Rinoa and the Detroit Lions.

Fact: RSL is actually a second account used by the staff for our own amusement, and as a potential fall guy in case the IRS comes looking for Sean's books.

xDDDDDDD

Myth: Me and Mindflare are the same person.

Fact: Kishi is a moron.

FightClubFan#47
03-07-2005, 06:03 AM
Myth: Multiple personalities is the key to fame.
Fact: You'll be flamed, unless your TT.

Myth: If you turn on Koutnesu, you'll be good friens.
Fact: You'll be his b***h

Myth: Siric is moombasexual.
Fact: This is entirly true.

Yamaneko
03-07-2005, 06:05 AM
Myth: You will become part of staff if you know Cid.

Fact: Yup.

Awrini
03-07-2005, 06:08 AM
Myth: You will become part of staff if you know Cid.

Fact: Yup.


Pssh, everybody knows that.

Myth: #eoff is a horrid place where people rot your brain and make you wish you were dead.

Fact: #eoff is a horrid place where people idle and you rot your own brain.
I wish I were dead.

Rase
03-07-2005, 06:10 AM
Myth: EoFF is a website devoted to the Final Fantasy series.
Fact: It's a site Square made the bombards you sith subliminal messages to buy thier games when you come here.

Myth: I am cool.
Fact: ........

Myth: Since this is a forum, no one like newbies.
FAct: EoFF is probably one of the most accepting forums in this area.

Peegee
03-07-2005, 06:25 AM
Since when has that been a myth, Prot?

Myth: RSL is a man who lives in Iowa who loves Rinoa and the Detroit Lions.

Fact: RSL is actually a second account used by the staff for our own amusement, and as a potential fall guy in case the IRS comes looking for Sean's books.

I nearly fell for this until I realised that I have a christmas card from the 'guy'.

>:o

Caspian
03-07-2005, 06:28 AM
Myth: EoFF is a website devoted to the Myth: Since this is a forum, no one like newbies.
FAct: EoFF is probably one of the most accepting forums in this area.

What area? The internet?

Nino Brown
03-07-2005, 06:33 AM
Myth: You will become part of staff if you know Cid.

Fact: Yup.

Psht. I know Cid and I ain't part of staff.

Rase
03-07-2005, 06:34 AM
I meant the 'area' of being accepting, not meaning location. Here:
"EoFF is probably one of the most accepting forums when it comes to newbies."

Caspian
03-07-2005, 06:35 AM
I notice you have a "Former Staff" title, though.

Mindflare
03-07-2005, 06:36 AM
xDDDDDDD

Myth: Me and Mindflare are the same person.

Fact: Kishi is a moron.
Yes.


Myth: EoFF is a website devoted to the Final Fantasy series.
Fact: It's a site Square made the bombards you sith subliminal messages to buy thier games when you come here.
Nope. Shortly after joining EoFF, I quit paying attention to Final Fantasy and most other games completely.

Myth: Forum members go to chat.
Fact: I know about 10 people from the fora who regularly chat.

Awrini
03-07-2005, 06:36 AM
Many of us here at EoFF actually loathe newbies. But then again. The same many people hardly ever post anymore.

Rase
03-07-2005, 06:38 AM
Jeez, try and make this place look good...

Awrini
03-07-2005, 06:41 AM
Jeez, try and make this place look good...

And why should I? The people who even matter in my opinion already have their own opinions about me. Besides, EoFF already looks good. It pretty much can only go downhill from here.

OFF TOPIC: Yes I may actually start posting on the forums much more regularly again. But chat is still and will forever be better.

Rase
03-07-2005, 06:44 AM
Actually, I was directing that toward my post, implying that I was trying to make EoFF look nice by saying that. Sorry for the misunderstanding, I wasn't trying to tell you what to do.

Awrini
03-07-2005, 06:46 AM
I really can't wait untill we can actually portray sarcasm over the internet.

Myth: Cids Knights and admins have power.

Fact: Well, they don't.

Hawkeye
03-07-2005, 06:48 AM
myth: You can actually learn something from eoff

fact: You will only be corrupted to craziness

Rase
03-07-2005, 06:50 AM
I really can't wait untill we can actually portray sarcasm over the internet.

Where did that come from?

Yamaneko
03-07-2005, 06:50 AM
Psht. I know Cid and I ain't part of staff.
But you were in those glorious days.

Samuraid
03-07-2005, 07:03 AM
Myth: There really is a hidden anime forum here.

Fact: Proto is a hamburger ninja.

Nino Brown
03-07-2005, 07:03 AM
But you were in those glorious days.

True. But now I'm just former staff.

Meat Puppet
03-07-2005, 07:06 AM
Myth: Psychotic runs an underground sperm whale syndicate

Fact: Psychotic runs an underground sperm whale syndicate

Rainecloud
03-07-2005, 07:41 AM
Myth: Cid died four years ago in a horrific accident whilst playing Twister with Amanda. The Administrators control him for their own amusement, and for our sakes, of course.

Fact: There's a thread on Fellatio somewhere in the Staff forum.

Jack
03-07-2005, 08:53 AM
MYTH: BoB is a lovely guy from New Zealand (Now in Scotland :confused: ) who loves newbies and is just a lovely ball of warmth and love toward all. The eternal newbie!

FACT: BoB is a evil dictator who exploits his powers to get others to do his mindless bidding. He treats Newbies with pain and agony.

xD


Myth: Psychotic runs an underground sperm whale syndicate

Fact: Psychotic runs an underground sperm whale syndicate

Nice place, good canteen.

Shlup
03-07-2005, 09:47 AM
Myth: You will become part of staff if you know Cid.

Fact: Yup.
ButThePoncho, TheAbominatix, Fush Tylon, Sean's wife, Sean's sister, and, to my knowledge, Madjason all know Cid and were never on staff. So there!

MYTH: Proto left EoFF's staff because he felt like it.
FACT: He was forcefully removed by security when we found out he had been swiping stuff from the evidence locker. All the best stuff, too.

RSL
03-07-2005, 12:38 PM
Since when has that been a myth, Prot?

Myth: RSL is a man who lives in Iowa who loves Rinoa and the Detroit Lions.

Fact: RSL is actually a second account used by the staff for our own amusement, and as a potential fall guy in case the IRS comes looking for Sean's books.

Were you in staff for those anonymous staff evaluations we did that one time? One of the comments about me was something like "I'm still not entirely convinced that this is a real person." They must've been on to something!

Myth: Jojo is a 12 year old girl.

Fact: Oh wait.

Xander
03-07-2005, 12:44 PM
Myth: Xander is an innocent little thing
Fact: Muhahaha...

Loony BoB
03-07-2005, 01:30 PM
MYTH: Most of the things stated as fact in this thread.
FACT: All of the things stated as myth in this thread.

Jojee
03-07-2005, 02:06 PM
Myth: Jojo is a 12 year old girl.

Fact: Oh wait.

>=O Stop livin' in the past!

RSL
03-07-2005, 02:10 PM
Myth: Jojo is a 12 year old girl.


FACT: All of the things stated as myth in this thread.

BoB agrees with me.

Loony BoB
03-07-2005, 02:14 PM
:dot:

RSL
03-07-2005, 02:16 PM
Whatever could you be talking about dear BoB?

Loony BoB
03-07-2005, 02:23 PM
Sorry, what I meant to say is that RSL rules, Jojo drools.

Levian
03-07-2005, 02:29 PM
And the main reason why Jojo drools is because she has rabies, but I guess there could be other reasons too.

boris no no
03-07-2005, 02:45 PM
myth: psy and jojo make babies in the closet
fact: it's actually the broom cupboard!
;)

Ace Protorney
03-07-2005, 03:40 PM
Myth: Jojo is 5' tall.

Fact: Jojo is actually 4'11" tall.

Dignified Pauper
03-07-2005, 03:58 PM
Myth: Proto and Bob slept together in a secret Alliance
Fact: That was really just a rumor started in #eoff during the elections that I headlined...

Fact: RSL Day really is the best week of the forums.
Myth: Most people hated RSL Day.

Myth: Cid makes no nonsense posts because everything Cid has to say is awesome.
Fact: Cid makes nonsense posts because he has the power to do so with no objection from anyone, because we all love him.

Shiroi Kumo
03-07-2005, 04:01 PM
Myth: Disappearing for months at a time and reappearing unexpectedly is a good way to generate an aura of mystique and anonymity about you.

Fact: ...I'm so lonely :'(

Awrini
03-07-2005, 04:09 PM
Myth: Disappearing for months at a time and reappearing unexpectedly is a good way to generate an aura of mystique and anonymity about you.

Fact: ...I'm so lonely :'(

I feel ya.

Shiroi Kumo
03-07-2005, 04:13 PM
Careful, BoB might get jealous.

ShivaBlizzard8
03-07-2005, 05:48 PM
MYTH: 'Kishi is a girl.
FACT: 'Kishi is the product of an Elf and Balrog The Fire Demon's unholy love.

Jojee
03-07-2005, 06:20 PM
Omg. xD *shoots RSL, Bawb, Lev, and Jfif*

<S>*doesn't shoot boris cos' she speaks the truth and I advocate truth!*</s>

Myth: Staff forum is the spam forum in disguise :}
Fact: That's actually the feedback forum~

Rainecloud
03-07-2005, 06:22 PM
Fact: Jojo is actually a 67 year old binman from Skegness, UK.

Nod
03-07-2005, 06:41 PM
I really can't wait untill we can actually portray sarcasm over the internet.

Myth: Cids Knights and admins have power.

Fact: Well, they don't.

maybe someone could come up with some sarcasm tags which you could wrap sarcastic text in............hey it could happen! :p

myth: posting hammered is not allowed

fact: psht :p

Ultima Shadow
03-07-2005, 06:55 PM
Myth: The Cid's Knights are the true heroes of EoFF.
Fact: The Cid's Knights are like Shinra.

chionos
03-08-2005, 03:08 AM
Myth: Disappearing for months at a time and reappearing unexpectedly is a good way to generate an aura of mystique and anonymity about you.

Fact: ...I'm so lonely :'(

You discovered my secret!
T_T it's like unmasking Zorro or something.

Del Murder
03-08-2005, 03:55 AM
Were you in staff for those anonymous staff evaluations we did that one time? One of the comments about me was something like "I'm still not entirely convinced that this is a real person." They must've been on to something!

Fact: I wrote that evaluation.

Samuraid
03-08-2005, 09:37 AM
Myth: Paradoxes exist.
Fact: This statement is not factual.

boris no no
03-08-2005, 09:45 AM
<S>*doesn't shoot boris cos' she speaks the truth and I advocate truth!*</s>

the world need to know the truth!!

myth: posting hammered is not allowed

fact: psht
been there, got the t-shirt! :p
posting whislt at uni is not allowed.....
i hate this libary!

myth - me and jojo are undercover russian spies sent to over take the world by using internet forums to catch nerds to make a big space rocket that will take us to uranus
truth - we're not russian :crying:

Cz
03-08-2005, 05:41 PM
Myth: The fact displayed below will be the punchline to a terrible joke.

Fact: The Siberian Pine has an average trunk diameter of 1.5 metres.

ffrinoa8
03-08-2005, 06:25 PM
Myth: Evey one's happy and sane...

Fact: Every one's crazed (...like me... :cry:)

Tasura
03-08-2005, 06:29 PM
Myth: Im a Canible.

Fact: Im not a Canible.

oh wait.... i got them backwards.