If you had a sword........

[muchacho]

if you had a sword, what would you do with it? would you attack people with it? would you use it to defend the world from evil? would you go after that squirrel thats been eating your peanuts???
also, what kind of sword is it?

if i had a sword i think i would shave with it...... and get that pesky squirrel. oh yeah, my sword would be a big bastard sword.

[RSL]

Here's a boring answer for you, but I would probably just hang it on a wall for display.

[Ichimonji]

I would probably just hang it on a wall for display.

[Alice]

hm.. id have excalibur and use it too... attract hotties ;)

[Luc]

I would probably just hang it on a wall for display.

[strawberryman]

A steel Katana.
I'd cut off peoples limbs with it. :eek: because i'm evil.

[Doc Sark]

I'd sell it on eBay because I'm a tax dodging, soap evading, skint, student.

[Leeza]

I would probably just hang it on a wall for display.
...and admire its shininess. :)

[Spike369]

I dont know what i will do with it :sweatdrop

KILL :chop:
KILL :chop:
KILL :chop:


no, not really I have no idea what i will do With my sword

[Faris]

would probably just hang it on a wall for display.
and every so often I'd take it down and slash the air :p

[Yamaneko]

I'd make an attack button out of it.

[krissy]

go after the black caped man

[Peegee]

It'd go in my closet like my bamboo sword, or just be put somewhere like my kamas.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Go on a rampage of revenge for shooting me in the head and stealing my baby.

[Shlup]

I would tell my boyfriend to go get his sword and challenge him to a duel. I'd probably kick his ass too, with that dinky sword he has.

[SoulSeek139]

I would try sword swallowing... with a replica of Cloud's Buster Sword.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

When I get a sword it will probably go up on the wall, as has been my intent for quite some time now.

Not that it wouldn't be really cool to just have it on you. I'm sure people'd leave you alone then.

[Yuffie514]

a sword? who wants a sword? why not collect them? n-e-ways, definitely a katana for me. if it counts, i'd be a lady samurai who protects innocent villagers in feudal Japan.

[Madonna]

Well, if I had a second one, I suppose I could make them cross and look spiffy that way.

[Quina]

Slice lunch meats super-thin.

[Meat Puppet]

Probably get bored of it like I do every other thing I wish I had.

[Necronopticous]

I have a sword, it sits under my bed.

I would take it out but I don't like the way it feels to get beat by police.

[Rase]

It'd either:
A) Go on the old wall o' stuff.
B) Get sold for some quick cash.
C) Get sold for some quick cash.

By the way, I need money......

Oh yeah, and it'd be.... a really expensive sword that would be a steal to find for under $20,000. :)

[-N-]

I'd name it Precision Circumcision.

[Ultima Shadow]

Already have 2. Takes a swing in the air every now and then.

[Rainecloud]

I'd sell it on E-Bay, like any other sane person would do.

[Blackmageboi]

I'd name it Precision Circumcision.
:eek: :eek:
um i would have a katana and use it to er..:sweat: :erm: ...pet dogs......:riiight:

[Polaris]

I'll kill someone secretly, mmmuuuaaahahahahahahahah!!!!!

No really, nothing really important! Maybe take a private lessons to learn how to use it!

[Rostum]

I'd use it to save the world from the deep clutches of darkness and evil!

[Tasura]

id get a gold plated, jewel encrusted Masonic sword to hang on the wall, and a Katana to :chop:

[Misfit]

I have a sword. It's too heavy for me to kill anybody with, though I do get urges sometimes. :(

[Levian]

Let's just say that I'd probably make salad for dinner more often.

[Zante]

I would probably learn how to use it just for fun... and then hang it on a wall.

[FallenAngel411]

It would be Link's Master Sword, and with it I would rain terror on humanity and rule the universe.

[Dianom]

If I had a sword (which I do) I'd have the blade sword and go round makin vampire chow seuy HWOOOOOOO

[Citizen Bleys]

I do get urges sometimes. :(

*patpat* That's just part of growing up.

In answer to the thread's question, I'd probably hurt myself with it if I were dumb enough to actually take it out of its sheath.

[Mindflare]

I'd brandish it. Frequently. I'd probably never use it, though.

[Craig]

It would be Link's Master Sword, and with it I would rain terror on humanity and rule the universe.

Until you were shot by a police officer?

If I had a sword i'd more then likely just stick it in a cupboard and forget about it.

[Project G]

First of all, I will kill random people, after a week of death I will use it to defend the weak, like batman and it just has to be one of my custom drawing swords- a mixture of a katana and a rapier

[fire_of_avalon]

Well, the only way I could possibly get a sword would be by magic. Like, say I was walking with my sister outside one lovely spring day, and suddenly a GIANT BULLFROG jumped out of the pond/creek!

Gasp!

So, it would only be natural for a giant lady to appear out of the sky and bestow upon my sister and myself a trident and long sword (respectively) with which to slay this evil amphibian. Why? Because we're virtuous, that's why. :D

[Erdrick Holmes]

I would keep it in my room and hang it on my wall. Maybe take it outside or something and practice attacks with it. I don't know if I'd use a Katana, I prefer double edged broadswords.

[Citizen Bleys]

I'd prefer a bastard sword, were I inclined to slice bits off of myself by mistake.

[Little Miss Awesome]

A sword like Tidus' brotherhood but it would be all pink and orange and no red string, a PINK string! :D :love:

[Itsunari 2000]

The first thing you should do when you have a sword is learn how to use it. Then you can use it to deal out poetic justice !!!!!

[Jojee]

My bf has many many swords xD And I use them! So it's almost like I have a sword. I kick arse with it.

http://www.boomspeed.com/strawbee/sword.jpg

[RSL]

That is the scariest picture I've ever seen.

[Jojee]

Don't worry RSL, it's still me! Just with a sword. *grins*

I'm a kung fu master ^__^

Actually I want swords, just...smaller ones xD Cos' the big ones are kinda heavy if you don't hold them with two hands. Short swords... *drools* :</>D

[Rainecloud]

My bf has many many swords xD And I use them! So it's almost like I have a sword. I kick arse with it.

http://www.boomspeed.com/strawbee/sword.jpg

Crouching Tiger Hidden Jojo.

[Matthew]

One capable of decapitation so I may journey the world fighinting my brethren for their quickenings until there is only one. Me. The Highlander. Cue Queen.

[Psychotic]

I'd put it in a wedding dress and make it marry me.

[Chris]

Here's a boring answer for you, but I would probably just hang it on a wall for display.

I'd probably do the same boring; I'm normal I guess.

[boris no no]

i'd show it off to my friends and they all say
"my, what a big one you have!" :tongue:
it'll be one of those thin ones.....that ninjas have....i dunno! :p
i'd also jump about and shout silly things like
"feel my blade"
"you like the taste of steel?"
and so on and so forth :cool:

[Pure Strife]

Caress it like a fine woman.

[muchacho]

another thing i would do with my sword is spread butter on my toast.

[Citizen Bleys]

My bf has many many swords xD And I use them! So it's almost like I have a sword. I kick arse with it.

http://www.boomspeed.com/strawbee/sword.jpg

Christ!

You shouldn't be allowed access to a butterknife, leave alone a sword.

[Levian]

My bf has many many swords xD And I use them! So it's almost like I have a sword. I kick arse with it.

http://www.boomspeed.com/strawbee/sword.jpg

:D

edit: Jojo <3

[Psychotic]

Lev wins. :love:

[Resha]

I would *stab* people with it.

Or maybe nothing at all. I might polish it and make it shiny. I might use it as a toothpick. I might poke holes in the bed. I'd want a nice long shiny sharp sword like Anduril. :love:

[Ultima Shadow]

I :<3: Lev! :D

[Jojee]

.... XD WTF Lev.

[Levian]

Actually, Jojo was the one who recorded that voice file, so it's her voice. Really.

edit: hi jojo. :love:

[Destai]

If I had a sword.... KILLBILL

[ravenzero2000]

i would have to go with either a katana or a masamune. and i would use it to fight Roberto who is going to sacrifice my loved one so it will cleanse the earth of all evil but his or else this world will be destroyed by war...but id still have no chance of winning...anyone got a nuclear bomb i can borrow? :shoot: :hot: :chop:

[Leene]

:save: I would use it to defend the world from evil?! :save:
:roll:

[DMKA]

http://www.boomspeed.com/strawbee/sword.jpg
OMFG ASL!>!!?!?11?!!1?

[Destai]

O-Ren Ishii!

[Yew-Yevon]

I would have a katana the length of my body and use it to kill waves of demons.........(and it would have a dimond eadge)

[Zeldy]

hmm..I like many swords, Demolition comet would be cool, isnt exactly a sword tho..
Id have Flowens sword,it would be so beasty.
Id probably get lessons in how to use it.

[SilverWind]

I'd probably throw it in the air, and run really fast before my head falls off by its shiny sharpness...:D

[YunaGirl05]

Run around like an retard then try to do some cool move and probably hurt myself.

[612904398619]

i would break my sword in half so then i would have two swords :D then i would watch yunagirl hurt herself trying to do a cool move. just kidding...

[Dking'squeen]

I'd shank people and go up to my school and poprock the assistant principle

[Crazy the Clown]

If I had a sword, it'd have to be a Masamune katana. I'd mainly train with it, only using it to kill in defense. I'm not one to start trouble, but I am one to finish it.

[Edea]

it would be one i could actually use, not for killing, but to learn to use in swordplay and it would be a katana

[YunaGirl05]

i would break my sword in half so then i would have two swords :D then i would watch yunagirl hurt herself trying to do a cool move. just kidding...

i'm gonna life while i'm in the process of hurting myself i smack you with me sword.

[612904398619]

hey! i said just kidding.

[Spammerman]

Id get a great swrd like in dynasty wawrriors. Then travel back in time and become the greatest warrior, Or just scare some1 whos pisses me off.It would have a saphire and gold encrusted jewel plate almost like hte one from ravemaster.Id call it anhiliaator

[crashNUMBERS]

I'll get one and re-build it to a spear and go out and fight for the good but with powers of the evil...Hell yeah..

Edit: Blood you idiot just edit or you can get banned. Don't double post. Don't go back to edit either 'cause it will make a new post...Happens a lot :D

[Spammerman]

and douglas i know im bein hypocrytical but be a little original.They already got good guy fights wit eveil power in dmc

[crashNUMBERS]

Dmc?? Call me CRASH!! C-R-A-S-H!!!!!!!!!! And If its because I call you alex its because you don't want me to call you blood...

[cloud20747]

I would hang it on my wall until get evil appears or when I get pissed off. So basicly it will always be on my back.

[Giga Guess]

Whaddaya mean "IF?"