Shinra Toilet (Again.)

[Mindflare]

Ages ago, I made this thread. Shall we again?

Did you flush the Shinra toilet? If so, how many times?

As for me, I flush it at least once every time I'm there. It's fun.

[Jojee]

Are you kidding, I go up the whole freaking tower just for the toilet ;)

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

I flush forever.

[tinkerbelle]

keep flushing, it's complete madness.... :mad:

[DJZen]

Flush twice, it's a long way to the kitchen ;)

[redxiiii]

I flushed too much and it got clogged! :(

[Shoden]

i wish you could get something out of it like alot of gil or a pass to Battle square so you can keep your points if you leave or if even you could use it!

[DocFrance]

i wish you could get something out of it like alot of gil or a pass to Battle square so you can keep your points if you leave or if even you could use it!
Why on Earth would you find that stuff in the toilet?

Actually, forget it. I don't want to know.

[Jojee]

I put that stuff in the toilet all the time ^^

[BackRoomKid]

i'd stick cloud's buster sword in there facing up!

[Shoden]

then someone would have a sore arse which isnt very nice lol

but nowadays ya find all sorts in toilets my mother found a kitten in one once horrid eh? it's a shinra toilet so it probably has mako mutated reptiles there and other failed experiments

[Destai]

The toilet ties in with making Zack a playable character. You see after Nibelheim his face was horribly decomposed from the Shinras attack on him and Cloud outside Midgar so he spent the next few years in the Midgar sewage system mastering the organ and plotting revenge. Besides reviving Aeris its my favourite sidequest in the game!

[FallenAngel411]

YAY TOILET!!!


The toilet ties in with making Zack a playable character. You see after Nibelheim his face was horribly decomposed from the Shinras attack on him and Cloud outside Midgar so he spent the next few years in the Midgar sewage system mastering the organ and plotting revenge. Besides reviving Aeris its my favourite sidequest in the game!

Ha.....ha.

Talk like that'll start a riot. :p

[Palindrome]

If it's yellow let it mellow. If it's brown flush it down.

[qwerto]

Whats an even bigger question is did you wash your hands after useing the toilet?

[Shoden]

lol good one, a mako mutated and decomposed shinra sewage creature dwells in the sewers beneath there if you flush it in a certain way you get to fight it it's as strong as Diamond weapon though

[Ultima Shadow]

I flush it 3 times, walks 4 up, 6 right, 3 down and 1 left and then I receive the Flush Materia.

The Flush Materia has water-elemental attack and is a lot more powerfull than all the other elemental Materias. It also, ALWAYS causes an "Instant kill" to small enemies or enemies who's under the effect of the small spell.

[qwerto]

If you flush the toilet 2,047,510 times, a new command appears called "Re=Sephiroth" press this and "Dirty Sewage Sephiroth" appears and asks you if you want to use the toilet. Press "yes" and you have to fight "Dirty sewage Sephiroth". In this battle you dont have HP you have a Clean meter. If your clean meter falls below 0 you will be KO'ed instantly. To make sure your clean meter doesn't fall below 0 you must wash your hands. which raises your clean meter by 20. DSS's main attack is Toilet time which lowers your clean meter by 17!

If you manage to defeat him you will be rewarded with a portable toilet and lots of
EXP. but if you lose he turns Aerith into a Japanese prostichute!

Only enter this battle if you are ready other wise aerith does not cast Holy but casts Giant Thong. Giant Thong is more powerful than holy and will make the world a Giant Thong! Killing everyone on Earth!

*thinks* Did I just write that?

[Shoden]

lol this is fun

flsuh it 9.8 million times and the toilet mutates into the bog monster which is more powerfull than ruby weapon if you win you get the jesus mateira which allows you to become invincible

[qwerto]

umm...

Guide of how to make your Playstation self-destruct!

1. Flush the toilet in the Shin-Ra building 74 times
2. Go out and come back in of the toilet.
3. Flush another 57,038 times.
4. The command "Self-Destruct" and "No I love my playstation" will appear.
5. The only clickable one is the "self-destruct" so click it.
6. We hope you have Insurance for your playstation!

PS: This also works for the PC Version!

Enjoy!

[The Triumphant Hero]

Flush it with Barret and Tifa in your party 10 times and a bomb will go off just like in the Mako towers and kill your whole party. lol.

[Shoden]

Flush the toilet 6 billion times give it an offering and the God Summon Materia will appear the most powerfull summon ever it pwns KOTR it summons Jehova (gods name) who uses Divine Heaven Fury which does 999,999,999 damage it has 2 summons one is Divine Flush where every main god gets together and summons a Holy toilet which sucks the enemy in it explodes and the sounds of the worst songs in history are played inside it killin the enemy slowly

the 2nd is Jesus comes in to the bathroom sits down and takes a crap he flushes it and it explodes with every bad smell there is then spiders jump down into it the toilet then self implodes Satan and Hades vomit into it after drinking doing a garnd total of 666,666,666,666.666 damage


how about that? all from a simple lack of social life and alot of boredem and obsession with toilets

[qwerto]

Flush the toilet 47 million times and the whole of the shin-Ra water supply gets dirty!
Leave the toilet and go back to sector 6. Enter Don's mansion and on his bed you will find a "Horny potion". Later in the game when you get stuck at Goldsaucer with Aeris the command "Its Time" appears. Click this and you will recive "Baby" materia.

This materia has the ultimate power! The user shoots millions of babies at the opponent each of them cause around 8,000!

To power this up even more flush the toilet 37 billion times and the item "Jenova cells" appears! Use this on the Baby materia to shoot mutated babies!

This does 9999,9999,9999,9999,9999,9999,9999,9999,9999,9999,9999 each time!

Note: this works for males as well as females!

PS: I advise to look away from the screen if a male uses the baby materia....XD

[Shoden]

999 billion flushes= Uber Materia it summons dancing kamikaze badgers who mutate and duplicate instantly killing anything or summons Politicians wrath

George Bush and all the other bad politics and world leades get together and use an atomic frenzy dropping sugar uranium poopies dirty underpants nd diapers then they kill themselves dealing 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 damage

[qwerto]

Flush Infinate times to get "W-ep" materia.

This materia summons Ruby weapon naked! when the opponent looks he dies!

Instant KO!

[Shoden]

so we're getting into nudity now all this over a toilet in a game lol

[qwerto]

so we're getting into nudity now all this over a toilet in a game lol

A toilet in the game?

I dont think so... without that toilet FFVII would be useless! Thats Squares main logo! The Ultimate "SHIN-RA TOILET!".
It would be bigger than the play "Loveless"...

Dont question the toilet...

[Shoden]

all hail the toilet

*flushes it repeatly*

[HanaKirei]

I always flush it at least once while I'm there. Just in case Cloud loses his balance and topples in. Which I know he'll never do, but I do it anyway. XD;; And hey, you never know what you'll find in a toilet. Once, when we were both much younger, my friend and I decided to see what would happen if we flushed a magnet down the toilet. It ended up stuck. So we just sort of innocently poddled off, and left it for my great grandmother to discover a few hours later. Ahhh, good times.

[Shoden]

Rofl cool i used to flush metall stuff down the old toilet one time i poured all my science chemistry set down the toilet xploded as soon as i flushed it my eyebrows were out for 3 months!

[qwerto]

The secret is uncovered.....

*drumroll*

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[Shoden]

what secret

[qwerto]

what secret

You can defeat Ruby weapon by flushing him down the toilet!

[Shoden]

that doesnt kill him the sewage does it makes him so lonely and clostaphobic he goes kamikaze

[The Triumphant Hero]

If you flush the toilet when you have an M-Bomb and it shoots crap all over the place. Then whenever you fight Shinra soldiers they are mutated into giant crap piles with guns and they do every stat effect in the game even more than the marlboro. Then, when you paradrop into Midgar you find the 'Sewage' materia and it shoots a stream of crap on all of your opponents and they die.

[Shoden]

the toilet comes to life and you have to fight it, it has 99,000,000 Hp And atatcks with over 9000 damage a hit it's speed is horrendously fast the only way to slow it down is to use the Uber Materia which stands some chance against it it's omega flush does 800 damage plus every status ailment to everyone if you beat it you get a mastered ??? Materia with properties of summon and command. took me 2 days to beat it

[Destai]

SEE!!! SEE!!!! I told you! I told all of you but YOU didnt believe me!!!! Well HA!!

[Shoden]

wth is that some kind of gothic ritual the girls already dead what is it overkill?

[DMKA]

SEE!!! SEE!!!! I told you! I told all of you but YOU didnt believe me!!!! Well HA!!
OMFGZ!

[Del Murder]

Two times. Any more and you should probably see a doctor.

[Weimar Pluto Knight VII]

Two times. Any more and you should probably see a doctor.


I flush forever.

I think Kishi is regreting that post now.

[nik0tine]

Of course I flush the toilet.

[Destai]

Of course I flush the toilet.Its a waste of time, It wont make a difference. :greenie:

[Shoden]

this thread is still unlocked? *flush flush flush*

[Bubble_Tea_Tifa]

Hee hee...good 'ol Shinra restrooms! ^_^
They should have one of Hojo's precious specimens pop out and attack! Toilet monsters!!! :O_O:

Oh...and I flushed forever...it was an excellent way to pass 2min...*sigh*
It's almost as bad as trying to make Cloud pass out on the treadmill in the Shinra workout room! :D

[Shoden]

ah yes i remember that

[Rengori]

i wish you could get something out of it like alot of gil or a pass to Battle square so you can keep your points if you leave or if even you could use it!
Why on Earth would you find that stuff in the toilet?

Actually, forget it. I don't want to know.
Maybe it was evidence being flushed down the toilet.

[Shoeberto]

this thread is still unlocked? *flush flush flush*
Thread's dead, baby. *katana*