Disses

[crashNUMBERS]

List some disses you would like to say to someone. Please no disses harmful to people of EoFF. As a matter of fact no disses to EoFF members but outside people? Sure...

[Levian]

yo mama is so fat dat yo cud rent 'er out of as a camping spot.

[boris no no]

shove it.
dunno if thats a diss.....
most that i use are rude.
you look like a dog normally works though.

[crashNUMBERS]

I always wanted to say this to shaq when I found out he tried rapping...

"Your so wack dr.seus can rhyme more than you."

[Rase]

.....

[TasteyPies]

Lay off the ritalin

Works for my best friends sister.

[Dr.K]

I rarely use disses, but one I find amusing is "Is that your face, or did your pants fall down?"
"Your mother wears yellow hush puppies" is also quite brutal.

[Meat Puppet]

I don't give disses, I give kisses. :kiss:

Dunno which is worse.

[crashNUMBERS]

Heres one my freind said. No its not to no one in EoFF.

"Your moms like a doornob, everyone gets a turn".

[Behold the Void]

I don't use "disses", to employ the slang term you chose to use. I am, however, quite good at countering and applying logic to the pathetic insults people choose to hurl at me in order to nullify their argument and help them realize it'd be easier to just leave me alone and retain some of their dignity than pursue the matter.

[Destai]

Although its pretty east to diss someone who asks "hat are you looking at!?" The best response Ive heard is "http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpghttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpghttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpghttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg aint labelled"

[Shlup]

Around here we usually just toss "Your FACE!" back and forth.

[Dking'squeen]

"Your moms like a doornob, everyone gets a turn".

lmao. Funny. Kind of like my school's basketball team

Meh, I don't use disses. I usually just say, "Yeah...but how's your mom?" or something along those lines.

[crashNUMBERS]

Haha :lol: :laugh:

[K-chan]

I've found that saying "you're face" after someone says something gets people kinda wound up:

Guy: Hi Candy

me: 'Hi Candy' your face

I only do this to friends who know I'm just joking around though. ^^ I don't think I've outright dissed that many people.

[Agent Proto]

Cram it.

[crashNUMBERS]

What??.....

[The Captain]

"Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries."

Take care all.

[crashNUMBERS]

Ohhhhhhh!!! G!! *crosses arms gangster style*

[Luc]

Around here we usually just toss "Your FACE! MOM" back and forth.

Fixed.

[Pheesh]

-you're the neighbourhood bicycle, everyone gets a ride.

-You're so fat that you has to get out of the car to change gears

-you're so short that it's hard to tell you're ass from your face (i've used this on jojo many a time)

-you're so fat you wear 2 watches, one for each timezone.

-you're so short you can see your feet on your drivers licence.

i have more but it would take up to much space. maybe i'll release some later.

Peace out and :rock:
EE

[Ouch!]

"Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries."
<3

If you're going to go after someone's mother I like the following:
"Your momma's like a light switch, even a four year old can turn her on."
"Your momma's like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw."
"Your momma's like a broken vacuum cleaner, she sucks and blows."

[Crazy the Clown]

Here's a little game my homies and I learned when we were watching cartoons. It's called, "Helium dozens." You know how when you play the dozens, the one who gets pissed off first loses? In this game, the first one who laughs loses. And each diss is done on helium. Here are some sample dozens.

-Yo mama got a pegleg with a kickstand.
-Yo mama got a glass eye with a goldfish swimming in it.
-Yo mama drives a 2-door potato.
-Yo mama lives in a shoebox with an escalator.
-Yo mama got a wooden leg with a birdhouse in it.
-Yo mama got a glass boobie with a screw-on nipple. (My Excalibur in that game.)

[crashNUMBERS]

No make your own thread. Sorry man. This is just disses. Once again sorry man...

[Pheesh]

he's telling us about it. not suggesting we play it.

Peace out and :rock:
EE

[Blackmageboi]

um hehe the easiest to piss somone off is when they "diss" you just say "i love you " that usually shuts them up
or you can try the old" your moms so dumb she got ran over by a parked car"

[Cless]

I don't diss, I prefer to spread the lovin'! :love: :love: :love:

There's too much negativity in this thread, so I shall attempt to balance it out by using the power of lurve :D! With the help of my good friend Barney, of course!

I love you,
you love me,
we're a happy fam-i-ly,
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you,
Won't you say you love me too.

There we go, just what this " :( big meanie :( " thread needed! :love:

[Peegee]

oh yeah, so are you!

[Jack]

You're Mum's So Fat her High School Photo Was An Aerial Shot

[Kirkpatrick]

"Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries."

There is no need to continue, the pinnacle has been reached :p.

[redxiiii]

"You so ugly when you where a kid yo mom had to tie a steak round your neck just so the dog would play wit you!" :D

Or "Yo momma so fat that when she puts on a yellow coat everyone shouts, TAXI!" :tongue:

Or even, "Your so dum you think milk of magnesia comes from chinese cows!" (not many people might get that one!)
Enjoy! :tongue: :D :p :) ;) :cool:

[kagome sama]

yo mama is so fat she stood on the empire state building and made an eclipse :D

yo mama is so ugly she makes micheal jackson look good

yo mama is so dumb it took her 2 hours to cook minute rice :D

i just :love: disses cause their so funny :D

[crashNUMBERS]

Heres one I just made up...

Your so fat when you did the 8 town stomp you couldn't even pass one without getting everyone involved in the earthquake...

[Apollo]

You fical matter eating,monkey butt licking stupid neckless fat head full of http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't accually say that to anyone.Its to confusing and long to remember :p :p

[crashNUMBERS]

Say this if someone says your ugly...

You shouldn't be talking look in the mirror...Thats if you have any left!!
When I was walking by your house last night I saw a whole bunch of mirrors near the garbage.

Then when they ask you why you were walking by their house. SN= Someones Name...

Because "SN" wanted me to find out why "SN" was doing at your house last night...

Well thats it for now...

[StarlightAngel]

I've been wanting to say

"Stop singing. We all know you're an asshole who's voice got ****** up pretty bad, so stop torturing us you son of a *****" To this one dude in my class. He thinks he's the best thing since freakin' god. >_>

[DaremihC]

That's silly...

I'm the best thing since God...
Right before sliced bread, haha!

Wait... are you in my class?

[UltimaLimit]

I rarely engage in insult wars anymore, but if I do, the insults I usually employ are too vulgar to list here.

(Don't say "UltimaLimit, you foulmouthed hooligan!" because I'm merely fighting fire with fire. I could try a lame yo-mama joke to counter a curse-laden rant, but it's the verbal equivelant of bringing a knife to a gunfight--winning's unlikely.) :shoot:

[StarlightAngel]

That's silly...

I'm the best thing since God...
Right before sliced bread, haha!

Wait... are you in my class?

No. I'm not in California ^^

[Swordicanus]

Whats the difference between Michael jackson and a plastic bag.......One's harmful to children and the other you carry your groceries in :joker: