I came to the forums

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

To find two pages of mindless topics all about whats your favorite whatever. SO I killed myself. Which brings me to my next question. What's your favorite way to die? Mine is to be squashed under a giant cantalope.

[boris no no]

eaten by ravenous mongeese. :cool:

[Jojee]

I'd wanna die with my sleep, when I'm old, cuddled with my loved one, at the same time that he does? @_@

[ShivaBlizzard8]

Sounds good to me.

Although auto-erotic asphixiation wouldn't be so bad either. ;)

[Levian]

Well, there should at least be some kind of an explosion. Maybe a gas leak or something.

[Meat Puppet]

Drowning in my own vomit.

[Ichimonji]

Leaving the car on, in a garage, while sitting in it. Letting all the carbon monoxide quickly put me to sleep and kill me. Quick and painless.

[Craig]

Old age, how boring.

[Old Manus]

Radiation Poisoning.

[Luc]

Old age here too. :(

[Yamaneko]

I want to be beaten to a pulp with a sack of doorknobs.

[omnitarian]

Cyanide-laced pie.

[Halan]

Choking on a giant seed from the giant cantalope that I just squished Spiff with.

[Dr.K]

Vapourised by a thermonuclear device.

[m4tt]

Old age.. or because of too much sex.

[Psychotic]

Eaten by a dinosaur. Or I think this was from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, or maybe something else, someone correct me on it :D, but this guy was sentenced to die in any way that he chooses, and he chose to be chased by a bunch of naked chicks for a while until they chased him off a cliff. Either one would be awesome.

[Craig]

If he could choose to die in anyway, why not choose to die of old age?

[Psychotic]

Because that way is more fun than having to spend years moaning on about the price of tea and how youths these days have no respect?

[Jojee]

Yeah but if he chose to die of old age, he could get chased by tons of chicks every day for lots and lots of days. :|

[Psychotic]

Unless he was poor and/or stunk of urine, like most old people. Then only YOU would love him, Jojo. :)

[RSL]

My favorite way to die would be in a bungee (did I spell that right I wonder?) jumping accident. Imagine the thrill of jumping off a cliff only to have your chord come untied and falling all the way to your death! I think I might arrange something like this.

[Jojee]

Well I do like my older men, Psy :-* (That means NOT YOU xP)

And I'd probably die from bungee jumping if I ever did it; heart attack. @_@;; Not a thrill, a horror.

[KuRt]

Killed by my own head eating myself. That would be a hilarios sight =/

Nah, just having that good sex that it blows my brains..

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I do not remember making this topic.

[Radje]

NOT dying of the boredom that comes form playing FFXI. Any other way is fine. (Nice to be back by the way *Waves*)

[Halan]

I do not remember making this topic.
I told you to lay off the Bacardi. Forums + Alcohol = No good.

[Levian]

I told you to lay off the Bacardi. Forums + Alcohol = No good.

Forum + No good = Alcohol.

imho.

[Shlup]

To choose honesty over creativity, I would have to say I would rather die in my sleep when I'm old.

[Dking'squeen]

I told you to lay off the Bacardi. Forums + Alcohol = No good.

Then maybe I should too, eh?
My way to die...uh...by my cat!

[FallenAngel411]

I want the Angel of Death to appear in a glorious vision and take me to his dark gothic palace deep in the land of no return.

That, or carbon monoxide.

[krissy]

samurai battle with my other personality

[strawberryman]

Preferrably with a bomb strapped to myself. Then I can take some others down with me. :tongue:

[Ryth]

Asleep at an old age married, with childern who all moved out of the house none in my basement. All straight.

[Fuzakeru]

I'll continue on with the boring and truthful and pray that I die in my sleep aside my lover, peacefully.

[Mindflare]

Cement shoes, shallow river.

[Del Murder]

Killed in a crime of passion.

[Yamaneko]

Or at a tollbooth.

[fire_of_avalon]

Pfft. Like I'm gonna die.

[Yew-Yevon]

if it were possible..........by a spell from Yuna or Rikku....seduced and falling into a deep never ending sleep....ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ

[Mr. Graves]

A building landing on me. Or my parachute failing to deploy during a trial run.

[Casey]

self inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

that or falling from the sky.

[Yew-Yevon]

:fpsad: :fpsorrow: :fpcry: :fpsorrow: dosent anyone want to die peacefuly?

[-N-]

Falling asleep and just not waking up.

[theundeadhero]

I want to be driving down the road and out of nowhere have an airplane fall on my truck. That would be it. Believe it or not, for the past 6 years I often think about ways to die while I'm driving.

[Necronopticous]

If I had to die, I would want to die in my sleep unexpectedly with a nuclear missle touching down just outside of my house so I was instantly and completely vaporized. Optimally, every other human being would be wiped out as well at the same time so that I don't miss anything. I think the one thing I fear about death above all else is knowing I won't be able to experience the videogames and technology that comes out after my death. Think about people who are dying now and will never get to play Final Fantasy XII, no one should have to experience that.

[DMKA]

From a heart attack during sex in the back of someone's pickup truck with some random manwhore I picked up outside TGI Friday's when I'm 97.

[Ultimate99997]

I wish to go to sleep as a rich man and then WAKE UP DEAD!!!

[Nod]

taken into the desert by an evil-robot version of me and thrown of a cliff with my friend bill.

[sephiroth JR]

i want to be thrown by robots into a desert prison thats surrounded by quick sand and live out my days been followed by some annoying kid who can only say ha ha