PDA

View Full Version : STOP SHOPPING NOW!



DMKA
03-14-2005, 06:59 PM
The truth is clearly that shopping = satan worship. (http://www.hiddenbible.com.btinternet.co.uk/barcodes/danger.html)

So what do you think of theories like this? :D

KuRt
03-14-2005, 07:13 PM
Evil prpaganda. just like eating 1 carrot more in a day that is recommended will morph you into a vegetable!

Belethdolien
03-15-2005, 03:57 AM
I believe it is true. See, shopping equals using money. And if you use money, you have to have money (Unless you have a handy dandy visa card that your daddy pays for) Now, if you shop enough, you'll soon be broke, and you won't have more money, so you'll have to stop shopping. Shopping can be very adictive, and soon you'll get abstinence, and rob a bank. Then you go to jail, die and go to hell, where you have to worship satan for ever.


I wasted $2500 on the past 2 months, on pretty much nothing. and now, i have $1500 that has to last for 4 months, and include money to spend in LA, NY, Seattle, and some big city in Canada. I am now about to rob a bank...

Luc
03-15-2005, 04:01 AM
I believe it is true. See, shopping equals using money. And if you use money, you have to have money (Unless you have a handy dandy visa card that your daddy pays for) Now, if you shop enough, you'll soon be broke, and you won't have more money, so you'll have to stop shopping. Shopping can be very adictive, and soon you'll get abstinence, and rob a bank. Then you go to jail, die and go to hell, where you have to worship satan for ever.

That is so well said.. I think I'm going to go rob a bank now.

FightClubFan#47
03-15-2005, 04:14 AM
Makes since, considering Santa = satan

Cless
03-15-2005, 05:22 AM
I guess demonic chants, bondage and swastikas just ain't enough for today's "trendy" Satanist. I actually remember doing about this whole "Barcode = 666" thing in school. Our teacher was throwing all sorts of evidence at us, and even tried to say that every computer is the devil incarate somehow. In all seriouness though, there were a lot of very upset pupils.

It was hilarious, one boy was totally freakin' out, swearing at the teacher and everything!

Meat Puppet
03-15-2005, 05:27 AM
Computers are the devil.

Says my great grandmother.

*Dark~Chaos*
03-15-2005, 05:49 AM
O no im going to hell... but at least there'll be lots of other people...actually billionsmillionsbillions of people :moose:

Cless
03-15-2005, 05:52 AM
So many people, in fact, that we'd all overpower the devil. And proceed to enjoy the warm weather. :D

boris no no
03-15-2005, 10:43 AM
i did a project for photography about how shopping has over taken religion.....
i love shopping so much! i'm in pretty much awful debt.....i owe the bank 250 and various other things about 100.....i'm off to die. :cry:

Citizen Bleys
03-15-2005, 12:31 PM
Utter bunk.

Resha
03-15-2005, 01:20 PM
Shopping=evil, unless t'is for me. It drives one insane and it hurts one's legs, and it empties one's waller. :(

Blackmageboi
03-15-2005, 02:41 PM
ahem,666,illuminati,666 is represented by the two lines another symol of the illuminati now for the snakes.....

Erdrick Holmes
03-15-2005, 03:13 PM
So, the government is evil? I've KNOWN that for years.

omnitarian
03-15-2005, 04:23 PM
I don't know about you guys, but that site made perfect sense.

Dking'squeen
03-15-2005, 04:25 PM
everything's evil. Shopping, the government, cats. All of it, evil. There's no place so such things like that on this earth. Someone should perge the world of such milacious...thingie-ma-bobies

FFISTEHSUK
03-15-2005, 05:37 PM
<!--Wow you guys are f.ucking retarded.-->Watch your language and attitude. ~ Leeza

Jojee
03-15-2005, 06:11 PM
I'm Satan ^_^

DMKA
03-15-2005, 06:14 PM
I'm Satan ^_^
That's why I married you. :love:

Dking'squeen
03-15-2005, 07:52 PM
I'm Satan ^_^


That's why I married you. :love:

Same here, Jojo