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FightClubFan#47
03-14-2005, 08:25 PM
Do you believe in Santa? Or when did you find out when Santa doesnt exist/Is in a county jail for the murder of 527 elves?

I know I sure do!

Rye
03-14-2005, 08:28 PM
Of course, who DOESN'T?

FightClubFan#47
03-14-2005, 08:28 PM
Crazy people, Thats who!

Carnage
03-14-2005, 08:32 PM
if you see this man run away, no matter what toys he offers you!

louby_4eva
03-14-2005, 08:34 PM
I believe in Santa :love: :love:

Shoden
03-14-2005, 08:38 PM
you mean the fat bald guy who comes round every christmas? nope hunk of crap if there was it would probably be a retarded psycho

Destai
03-14-2005, 08:41 PM
Im already writing my list this year! :love:

Psychotic
03-14-2005, 08:41 PM
Santa sexually abuses the elves, I bet. No seriously, I bet there's like a bajillion, or possibly thirteen, sexual harassment suits in place against that guy.

Destai
03-14-2005, 08:44 PM
You dont know what you're talking about!

Psychotic
03-14-2005, 08:45 PM
Oh, believe me. I know.


...:(

FightClubFan#47
03-14-2005, 08:54 PM
Or when did you find out when Santa doesnt exist/Is in a county jail for the murder of 527 elves?
Santa sexually abuses the elves, I bet. No seriously, I bet there's like a bajillion, or possibly thirteen, sexual harassment suits in place against that guy.

Psychotic
03-14-2005, 08:55 PM
I didn't read the spoiler: I don't want the plot of the game ruined for me! :(

FightClubFan#47
03-14-2005, 08:57 PM
:mad2:

Destai
03-14-2005, 09:00 PM
xD

sephiroth JR
03-18-2005, 02:19 PM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/santatomb.html

i used to believe :( :( :( :( :(

Resha
03-18-2005, 04:29 PM
I like Santa, thank y'all very much. He used to bring me nice presents. :) And I do believe in him, in all honesty. I don't believe he'd sexually harass elves, unless he's extremely gay or something. I mean, he's married, dammit! :mad2:

Blackmageboi
03-18-2005, 04:32 PM
santa started giving me less as i got two younger sisters:mad2:
i hope the relatives of the evles win the law suits

Itsunari 2000
03-18-2005, 04:36 PM
:riiight: :
Call me crass but here's a joke I heard recently ...

What do Santa and Michael Jackson have in common ?

They both empty their sac(k)s in kiddies rooms.:Oo:

Devourment
03-18-2005, 04:45 PM
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his sole to santa..... =-/


Sorry.

KuRt
03-18-2005, 05:02 PM
i stopped believing when santa´s beard fell off when he waws giving us the packets (here santa does not come in from the chimney and place the packets under tree and get the heck outta there with no-one seeing him)

redxiiii
03-18-2005, 08:11 PM
A big fat jolly guy, called father Christmas, who brings toy........who wouldn`t like this guy?

Shoden
03-18-2005, 08:16 PM
I have no chimeny yet still get presents therefore Santa isn't real or he just stays in the north pole raping elves

Apollo
03-18-2005, 09:04 PM
I have no chimeny yet still get presents therefore Santa isn't real or he just stays in the north pole raping elves
Maybe he comes through your front door.Or maybe he climbs through a window.You never know. :p

Mindflare
03-18-2005, 09:14 PM
Why do people even contest this. Of course I believe in Santa. Why wouldn't I?

Lionx
03-18-2005, 10:26 PM
HE STOLE MY PRECIOUS COOKIES!!! :cry: :cry: :( :cry: :cry:

ffrinoa8
03-18-2005, 10:35 PM
if you see this man run away, no matter what toys he offers you!
scary....!!!!!!

YunaGirl05
03-18-2005, 10:36 PM
I believe and it is a scary thought :eek: They should make of movie that has demons and angels fighting. that would be cool angels would win!

ffrinoa8
03-18-2005, 10:38 PM
yes it would be cool...! :D

DMKA
03-19-2005, 12:32 AM
Of course I believe in Satan. Satan is hot. :love:

Meat Puppet
03-19-2005, 01:53 AM
Satan and Santa aren't the same person. If Santa did sexually abuse elves, stastics show it's more likely to be from a mental condition. This is just a random stab, but I think I'd go with it being caused by living in the cold so long and being so generous, he forgot about his childhood (or something along those lines) and was only doing what he thought was right.
And it's wrong to treat people with mental conditions as evil. In fact, it's making you worse than them. The right thing to do is work around it. I'm sure there are plenty of psychiatrists willing to help Santa through these tough times.
However, during his rehabilitation, Christmas will be cancelled.

Chris
03-19-2005, 01:58 AM
I always get sidetracked by the allure. aka. Santa!

:(

Dixie
03-19-2005, 02:16 AM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/santatomb.html

i used to believe :( :( :( :( :(I'm sorry, but that made me laugh.:)

Spammerman
03-19-2005, 02:42 AM
Santa didnt murder the elves.One day he went for an x-ray and they were found in his belly.They had been missin since the christmas b4.Now we know wat happens when u dont give him your milk and cookies

crashNUMBERS
03-19-2005, 02:43 AM
He didn't murder the elves! I did...

Spammerman
03-19-2005, 02:46 AM
Crash, in real life, u couldnt beat an egg

crashNUMBERS
03-19-2005, 02:54 AM
Thats considered flaming and you couldn't even beat a turtle in a race you fat turd!!

strawberryman
03-19-2005, 02:59 AM
You are all fools. Santa cannot be satan.I am.