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Social Moon Firesky
03-17-2005, 04:17 PM
*Both hands fly up* He fancies me, and is currently trying to persuade me to go out with him. It's quite funny really. He's one of my best friends, and he looks like a pineapple! I might make an avatar of him one day! He wants to say something to ya all: i am very fit

Old Manus
03-17-2005, 04:22 PM
*explodes*

Fuzakeru
03-17-2005, 04:44 PM
:spin: :confused: :spin: :confused: :spin: :confused: :spin:

Social Moon Firesky
03-17-2005, 04:48 PM
Hentai School Girl?! *Splutters in disbelief* Such bad language! Nah, you're okay. Right, the ATs gone now, but he'll be back on Tuesday, you mark my words.

Fuzakeru
03-17-2005, 04:51 PM
Hentai School Girl is a bad thing?? -purr- Never! :<3: Besides that, pineapples are sexah as hell so you're a FOOL for not accepting his proposal! :)

Zell's Fists of Fury
03-17-2005, 04:52 PM
What on earth.

Social Moon Firesky
03-17-2005, 05:00 PM
Spaceman Spiff!!!!! *Dies in shock* I never thought I'd live to see Calvin again! Fuzakeru, 'hentai' is the only naughty bit of that sentence. Not too sure what it means, but my Japanese friend told me it was like rude, explicit manga or something. She wasn't too keen to talk about it, so it must be rude. Personally, I'm not bothered. You see a lot worse in Biology classes! This pineapple isn't sexi at all! He looks like Gollum from LotR, except he's got a pineapple head. Well, gotta go! Night all!

Fuzakeru
03-17-2005, 05:02 PM
Gollum IS sex, crazy lady. Hentai means pervert and is basically anime porn. I'm a pervert and enjoy such things thus the reasoning behind my title.

Psychotic
03-17-2005, 09:18 PM
Seriously. Gollum = hottie. The only problem is that he's probably riddled with lots of STD's.

The Captain
03-17-2005, 09:40 PM
And he has that multiple personality problem.

Take care all.

Cz
03-17-2005, 09:41 PM
That guy needs a weekend spa break or something.

Nod
03-17-2005, 10:11 PM
that boy needs therapy

Squall04
03-17-2005, 10:14 PM
Gollum?? Pineapple heads??? WTF!?!?! And what the shazbot is a 'twazzxock????'

Leeza
03-17-2005, 10:18 PM
Why is it funny? You say he's one of your best friends so you must like something about him, but at the same time you're calling him an annoying twazzock...whatever that is, so I'm confused.

theundeadhero
03-18-2005, 07:55 AM
I like pineapple soda. Can I drink your friends head?

krissy
03-18-2005, 08:26 AM
that boy needs therapy

also he made false teeth

Cless
03-18-2005, 08:33 AM
also he made false teeth

And he was as white as a sheet.

DMKA
03-18-2005, 09:42 AM
Am I the only one who hasn't figured out what the hell this thread is about?

Jojee
03-18-2005, 12:53 PM
*raises hand* Oh, oh!

*points to DMKA* Every time I see his sig I go "Ooooh there's my name!" and then I go, wait that's DMKA's sig. >=\ *falls over*

I dunno what a twazzock is, though.

Loony BoB
03-18-2005, 01:04 PM
Can people please stay at least vaguely on topic. Thanks! :)
I don't believe I am being hounded by anything annoying at the moment. I don't know what a twazzock is, though...

Cless
03-18-2005, 01:47 PM
Okay Loony BoB, this is definitely bang on topic. You see, for the purpose of helping people understand this thread a bit better, I did some research on this new word "twazzock". And beneath, are my rather shocking results. Do not look if you're easily offended, for it's fairly obscene. Don't say I didn't warn you...


It's a term used to insult, annoy but most of all... entertain! Shouted at people that get in your way it can be the most effective way of gaining a black eye.
outta the way twazzock! *thump* o no i have a black eye!

amratis
03-18-2005, 03:20 PM
What on earth.

yup


Seriously. Gollum = hottie. The only problem is that he's probably riddled with lots of STD's.

Which he probably got from you, that you probably got from Sauron, him being your bee-hatch and all :D :p

Leeza
03-18-2005, 03:47 PM
Can people please stay at least vaguely on topic. Thanks! :)
This thread is about a guy that apparently likes Social Moon Firesky and would like to go out with her. She seems to like him enough to consider him to be one of her best friends, but would never consider the idea of going out with him because of his looks. (I guess looks are high on the list of importance in this case.) So, she calls him an annoying twazzock because he even dares to consider the notion that she might be interested in going out with someone who looks like him.

Anyway, this thread was really just a statement rather than a topic. So, for a topic to this thread...what do you find really annoying?

Old Manus
03-18-2005, 04:01 PM
Threads like this.

Little Miss Awesome
03-18-2005, 04:09 PM
Threads like this.
Hee hee hee, I've said it beofre and I'll say it again, I love Old Manus, He's great.
P.S- Psy, how do you know Gollum has STD's? :shifty:

This lad fancies me and he thinks annoying me is funny- I think he's stupid.
I also can't stand when somebody gets their collar off a school shirt and scratches it with their nails!

DMKA
03-19-2005, 12:42 AM
Rainecloud's Fabio obsession. :D





:D

ffrinoa8
03-19-2005, 12:45 AM
:spin: :confused: :spin: :confused: :spin: :confused: :spin:

Social Moon Firesky
03-19-2005, 07:54 PM
No no no no no no no! Not at all! He fancies me, yes. I don't mind that. It was the fact that he was pulling my shoes off and pulling the cables out the back of my computer that made me call him an annoying twazzock. Anyway, a twazzock is an affectionate insult that I use when I am mildly irritated. The guy is one of my best friends, and that is why I won't go out with him. Plus, I'm not attracted to him that way. Looks aren't really, REALLY important to me, but it helps. This guy is quite cute, and I like his laugh 'cos he's got a naturally squeaky voice, so when he laughs, he sounds like a guinea-pig. PLEASE don't get me wrong and think that I'm really shallow, 'cos I'm not. He really does annoy me sometimes, like when he threw a Milky Way choco bar at me, and it hit me in the eye. *Re-enacts the whole thing in her mind. Flinches* Ouch! Fortunately, I was in hysterics at the time, 'cos we'd just got kicked out of my school library and it was really funny. Normally, I'd agree that pineapples are sexy, but not this time. Hope that's cleared up some stuff.

boris no no
03-19-2005, 08:12 PM
we have now found someone even more mad then me! :D
well.....it annoying when you get jam on your trousers....so damn messy!
:D

Social Moon Firesky
03-19-2005, 08:18 PM
Totally! Especially when it dribbles down your leg, and spreads the mess. Jam is EVIL! Do you know Lady Fidela Of Confide?

boris no no
03-19-2005, 09:50 PM
Totally! Especially when it dribbles down your leg, and spreads the mess. Jam is EVIL! Do you know Lady Fidela Of Confide?
yes....she was in my party for the elections....
seriously, what are you eating?? you're really mad....

another pet hate! :D
I hate it when you think that you feel ok then you get stomach cramp!
owie!

Social Moon Firesky
03-19-2005, 09:55 PM
I'm not eating anything. I went into The City with some of my friends today. We went by train. It was fun. On the way back, we drank 4 bottles of Pepsi Max between us, and had a mahoosive burping contest, through which we all went hyper. I'm the worst affected by sugar, and I'll probably hyper until early tomorrow morning. Anyways, ya I hate that too. I'm a girl though, so it affects me worse than boys, if you get my drift. So annoying when I get stomach cramps, 'cos it hurts like hell, and you can't really do a damned thing about them.

Jojee
03-20-2005, 03:07 AM
What are you talking about, pineapples ARE sexy! *oooohhhhh....*

Social Moon Firesky
03-20-2005, 03:13 PM
Ya, I think pineapples are sexi, and as I said before, my friend is quite cute. It wouldn't work out between us though. He chews everything (including MY bag!) and he can really annoy me. Also, he pees my friends off, and they'd never forgive me if I started dating him. I have my eye on a couple of peeps anyway...

Trumpet Thief
03-20-2005, 06:08 PM
chaos: My precious... :joey:

Maxico
03-20-2005, 07:49 PM
Wait, I dont understand. You dont want to date a sexy pinapple twazzock because he pee'd on your freinds and gave trumpet theif STD's?

I might of misread that...

boris no no
03-20-2005, 11:33 PM
pretty much! :D

Social Moon Firesky
03-21-2005, 08:42 AM
*Gives in* Ya, close enough. Anyway, he's talking to me now, but he's not being quite so annoying.
LATER...He's registered! Even though he hates FF games...:mad: But we won't hold that against him! He's called himself 'pineapple man'! Such a crazy boy! :D