Non-offensive insults.

[fire_of_avalon]

Proto just told me all my threads were too generic, probably still sore over his campaign loss. But maybe not.

But anyways, the point is, I proceeded to defend myself by telling him his face was too generic. We all had a giggle.

Have you ever been called something, or had something said to you that was intended to be offensive, but just turned out funny and/or stupid? Have you ever called someone something stupid for lack of wit? How did that make you feel.

[WildRaubtier]

Err, not sure if it counts, but I can do a pretty good impersonation of an old guy saying: "I'll kick you in the pants". It's a lot funnier sounding than what it looks, I swear.

[fire_of_avalon]

That made me lol like for real.

[Agent Proto]

I'm full of non-offensive insults. For an example, "Pull up your pants before the fashion police arrests you."

[kikimm]

That made me lol like for real.

Yes.

Recently, my friend has taken up saying "Your face" to every insult I throw at him. It's fairly annoying, because, apparently, it beats all. =/ Or that I/she/he/they have been "dominated" "right in the teeth". He's compltely serious, yes, but nobody takes him seriously.


:D

[fire_of_avalon]

kikimm, that made me laugh really hard too. The "dominated" "right in the teeth". Wonderful :D

[Jojee]

Your mom is a non offensive insult :|

[Cless]

Where have I heard "your face" before? Not too sure. :confused:

I never intentionally say offensive things, unless I am totally pushed to the limit! There was this one time, that my friend was really rude to me, so I told him "Shut up, you a'hole." I certainly showed him! ;)
He was shocked because I'd never insulted him in is his life, so we had a laugh about about it afterwards! :D

[DMKA]

"Ur Ghey."

[Luc]

Your mom is a non offensive insult :|

[Kirobaito]

Any sort of Snizzism is a fun insult, and they're never offensive. Let's all embrace Snizzism, shall we?

[Agent Proto]

I'll embrace YOUR Snizzism. :love:

[CloudSquallandZidane]

I saw ur mom on the internet.

[DaremihC]

me and my brother pass around 'your mom' insults to each other... some times my mom does too... It's true.
It's also funny.
Laugh.

[strawberryman]

"Ur Ghey."
You are a bad man, and i will ...
http://www.ffcompendium.com/misc/garland.gif
KNOCK YOU DOWN!

[DMKA]

me and my brother pass around 'your mom' insults to each other... some times my mom does too... It's true.
It's also funny.
Laugh.
I always tell my bro "ur momma". :D

[WildRaubtier]

Isn't that redundant?

[DaremihC]

You're face is redundant...
Redundantly stupid! HA!

[Quina]

Your taxes reek of unitemized deductions.

[Meat Puppet]

meat_puppet_is_gay

[TidaRalique]

you anal taking uber dog spit guzzling monkey person

[eestlinc]

the best oblique insult is to call someone or something "interesting"

[-N-]

Your taxes reek of unitemized deductions.:D!

[rubah]

we used Your Face for a long time.

and for a while, until I forgot them, I'd call people stuff like 'refrigerator' in some language, hebrew or something. Actually, I forgot it before I got to use it very often.

[Social Moon Firesky]

My friend's mum once said that I had behavioural problems once. When my friend told me that, I cracked up laughing! It's one of the funniest things someone's ever said about me. Mind you, I can see why she said that...Hmmmmm, maybe I shouldn't have...Spanner-puss and twazzock are what I usually call people. And twonk, but I got that off Red Dwarf. My dad calls me 'Cupboardy' as a cutesy insult, and I always reply with 'Pring'. Do they count? :D

[Orcan Fang]

My mom is a total offender. She embarrasses me way too much . Or threatens. :mad2: :cry: :(

My mom is embarrassing. Does that count?

<B>EDIT: Please don't double post. Use the edit button instead. -Antigone</b>

[Clouded Sky]

Yeah? Well... you're a....... double poster! and you smell! (like that?)

[Chris]

Ah have you lost some weight? You don't look as fat as you did before.

Aimed at = Boris No No. :D

:(

[Project G]

Time for a chav insult that doesn't hurt anyone but chavs- Yer Mum

[DMKA]

Ah have you lost some weight? You don't look as fat as you did before.

Aimed at = Boris No No. :D

:(
That's not very nice. :love:

[Chris]

Yeah I know... I don't like myself very much.


:(

[Casey]

You smell! :p

[Giga Guess]

Basically any "Yo Momma" joke.

My sister's general retort is "I'll bite you! I will!"

[Social Moon Firesky]

I like those 'you're so stupid' jokes. Me and my friends are always saying them to each other in lesson, and then we get sent out for laughing, 'cos we have some really paranoid teachers in our school. Blackmageboi likes those sorts of jokes as well.

[crazybayman]

Me and my buddies always tossed around the "your sister" jokes......just substituting "your sister" for "your mom", because "your mom" jokes began to get old......

Your friend, while having difficulty opening his beer, says: "jeez, this beer stopper is tight..."

you say: "your SISTER isn't tight!"


ha ha....ho ho......he he........neh

[crazybayman]

Juice-arse

THAT has to be my personal favorite

[Social Moon Firesky]

I create my own insults. Recently, I've been going up to my friends and rndomly saying stuff to them. Take this humorous incident in Physics for example:
Me: Dermot...(My friend's masculine name)
Dermot: What?
Me: (Wait until I have eye contact) You smell.
Dermot: (Doesn't bat an eyelid) Do I really...
Me: Yeah. Of <Affix random object here> (I ususally use 'jumpers'):D
Then me and Dani laughed our heads off, 'cos it was weird.